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《家长给我打100个骚扰电话，我逼疯她全家》 家长给我打100个骚扰电话，我逼疯她全家章节_1 免费试读
womachehuo，weizaidanxi，xueshengjiazhangquejiwodaleyibaigesaoraodianhua。
“lilaoshi，wojiahaiziyoupanglesanjin，shibushinimennvedaitale，guyijitachilelinbarou？”
womangzhejishoushudanqianzi，jiandanjieshidao。
“ninduoxiangle。jiahaozheijitiangenbenmeilaishangxue。”
tazheicaizuoba，guolewufenzhongyoudadianhuaguolai。
“womenmuziliangjuedingzhujinnijia，niqinzikaichejiesong，xiandaiwomenchidundacan，denghuijiaotazuoti。”
wodunshihuole：“jiahaomama，wobushiniqinglaidebaomu，meiyouyiwuzaikehouzhaogunimenquanjiarendeshenghuo！”
benyiweicishijiucizuoba。
meixiangdaodiertian，wogangjinxiaoqu，jiukanjianletuojiadaikoushangmentoubendejiahaomama。
1.
yishengxuanbushoushuchenggong，mamatuolileweixianqi。wohailaibujigaoxing，yidaocierdeshengyinmengranyueruerpan。
“lilaoshi，tingrenshuonimajinleyiyuan，taxianzaisilema？”
zheihuataijianruile，xiangshiguyizaizuzhouwomaqushiyiyang。
wogangxiangfahuo，keditouyikanshoujipingmu，neiguwumingnuhuoyouyingshengshengdirenzhule。
shoujilibuzhiheshiduoleyibaigeweijielaidian，quanbudoushixuzihaomamadalaide。
wopaxueshengchushenmeyiwai，meizaijijiaotagangcaidemaofan，haoyanhaoyudixunwendao：“zihaomama，nizhaowoshiyoujishima？”
sheiliaonvrentaiduxiangdangelie，jingranfanwenwo：“feideyoushicainengzhaonima？nishikeyanyuanshihaishishijieshoufu？yifenzhongzhijikuaiqian？yigexiaopofudaoyuan，yuexinhaimeiwodexiegui，haiganduanqijiazilaile！”
劈头盖脸一顿臭骂。
wolenglejimiao，bantianmeihuanguoshenlai。
danglehaojiniandaxuefudaoyuan，qipajiazhangwojianguowushuge，danxiangzihaomamazheibanmeisuzhiyoupiqihuobaode，wohaishitouyihuipengshang。
“suanle，landegennizheizhongqiongguiduoshuo！wofajinidezuoxishijianbiaobeichulailemeiyou？”
jianwobushuohua，nvrengenglaijingle，yilianfalewohaojigeyasuoppt。
wodakaiyikan，biaotiheitijiacu，minghuanghuangdixiezhejigedazi——“huangtaizitingxuexiushenrichangjihuabiao”。
7:00fudaoyuanroushenghuanxingtaizi，fengshangzaocharezhou。
8:00fudaoyuansihoutaizitingxue，quanchengxuyongyingyujiaoliu。
10:00fudaoyuanzifeicaigouxinxianshicai，**bacaiyitang。
12:00fudaoyuanjitaizisongfan，hongtaiziwushui。
……
kanwanyihou，wolianshengqidouwangle，zhishengxiajingpei。
nengxiangchuzheizhongjingshihaisudedongxilai，tamenyijiazaoyichaoyuelerenleidefanchou。
woyishiyeyouxiefenbuqing，tamendaodishizaigaochouxiang，haishizhendechoufengle，xiangzaidaxuelijixuzihaozhaoyigemianfeixinma。
“zenmeyang？shibushihenjiandan？”nvrenzuibabuting，shengyinlishenzhiduoleyimoyangyangdeyi。
“nengsihouzihao，niyebuchikui！womenjiazushangkeshiyouhuangdixuetongde，zihaohaishizheiyidaidedizidisun！tachushengqijiugaorenyideng，tianfunengliyeyuchangrenbutong，zhiyaohaohaopeiyang，weilaiyidinghuichengweishijieshoufu！”
我沉默了。
nvrenjiezhedao：“duile，zihaozheixueqidexuefeihaimeijiao，zheikuaiyihoujiuyounifuzele。”
shenxiyikouqi，woderennailizhongyudaolejixian。
“zihaomama，woshifudaoyuan，bushinimenjiaqinglaidesirenbaomu，bukenengduimougexueshengguoduoguanzhao。”
woweiweiyixiao，qiangxingdaduanzihaomamadefayan，pingjingdao，“xianzaishizhouliulingchen，bushuyuwodegongzuoshijian。anzhaoxuexiaoguiding，woyouquanjujueyiqiebufuhewoxinyideyaoqiu。”
“xuefeinindezijijiaole，fanzhengninyebuqueqian。shizaizhouzhuanbulai，ninkeyixianbajinguidexiemaidiao，couyicou，zhibudingjiujiaoshangleni？”
shuowan，wopadiyishengguaduanledianhua，guoduanlaheilexuzihaomama。
2.
zheiduanxiaochaqujieshuhou，diertianquxuexiao，wozuodediyijianshijiushifanchaxuzihaodegerenziliao。
yinweiquanxianxianzhi，wonengkandaodedongxibuduo，doushizuijichude。zhizhidaoxuzihaoshidanqinjiating，fuqinbuxiang，muqinjiaoxupingfang，wuyeyoumin。
chucizhiwai，wohaizhuyidao，xuzihaozaichugaozhongjieduanduocizhuanxue，haibeishangguobushaochufen。
wozhidianxuzihaocengjingruduguodegaozhonglejieqingkuang。
yitidaotademingzi，duifangdunshijingkongwanfen，yuyanbuxiangdiliuxiayiju：“bieredaotademama，huiyoushashenzhihuo！”
jiucongcongmangmangdiguaduanle。
xinliyinyinyueyueyoulebuxiangdeyugan，danhenkuaiyoubeifanmangdegongzuochongdan。
wozhaochangchulixingzhengshiwu，zhishimeiguoduojiu，banlidexuexiweiyuankuzhechongjinlebangongshi，zhuazhewodeshoubengkuidahandao。
“laoshi，nikuaiqujiaoxueloukankanba！xuzihaodemamalaixuexiaopeidule！tafeishuobanshangyounvshenggouyintaerzi，yaobawomendangpachuangjianbitongtongdasi！”
xueyashunjianbiaosheng，wolianmangganwangxianchang。
“xiaohulijing！woshuozihaodushuweishenmezongfenxin，yuanlaijiushinizhei**gandehaoshi！”
教室乱成一锅粥。
wobokaicaozaderenqun，yanjianzhexuzihaomamazhuaizheyigenvshengdetoufa，shuangshouxionghendisichetadeyifu，duitaquandajiaoti。
“busanbuside**huo！jiupingniyepeideshangwoerzi？”
xuzihaomamamianmuzhengning，buyaomingsidezhuazhenvshengdama，“xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao，jiuzhidaogouyinfuerdai，zhangdalekendingyeshigezuoxiaosande！wozheijiutinibamahaohaojiaoxunni！”
zhouweidetongxuekanbuxiaqule，jigerenyiqidangzainvshengmianqian，haoshenghaoqidijieshidao。
“ayi，niyinggaishiwuhuile！xiaxuetongninerzizhishidanchundexiaoyouguanxi，tamenshenzhidoubushiyigebande！ninbuyaohuluanzaoyao，haibierenqingbai！”
“wuhui？”nvrenlengxiao，yinlengdidaliangzhexiaxue。huranhanguangyishan，taconghuailitaochuyibabishou，jingshizhizhidixiangxiaxuexintouzhaqu！
“xupingfang！nibiejidong！youshenmehuahaohaoshuo！”
woyoujingyounu，haobuyouyudichongshangquzhuazhulebishou。
xianxueshunjianbiaojian，shigubandetongchucongshouzhangchuchuanlai！
wotongdelenghanzhiliu，chadianzhichengbuzhuzhijieguidaozaidi。
“妈！你疯了！”
zhanzaijiaoluolidexuzihaozhongyuyouledongjing，dingzhelianshanglianggexianhongdebazhangyin，zhuazhuxupingfangdeshou，yankuangweihong，“niyoushijiuchongwolai，biezhenduibuxiangganderen！”
xupingfangpitousanfa，shoushanghaizhanzhewodexue。tayaozheya，xiangshihendaojizhiyiban，fafengdao。
“bushiyigebande？piansheini？nidaoshijiwohaohaojieshi，weishenmezheigexiao**meicishangkedouzuonibianshang？”
xupingfangtaochujiduanshipin，huamianlidexuzihaozhengzaifanshu，xiaxuejiuzuozaitaqianmian，ditouwanshouji。
jinjiezhe，xupingfangyoucongxuzihaodelingdai、shoubiao、shubaoliyiliantaochulewugezhenkongshexiangtou！
zhouweirendaoxiyikouliangqi，woyeshidakaileyanjie。
jiujingshizenyangdekongzhiyu，caihuirangyigemuqin，zaierzizaoyichengnianshangledaxuehou，haiyaoxiangguanshufanrenban，wushiwukedijinjindingzhe？
“jiankongpaideyiqingerchu，nimenjintianyigongduishileshisanci，shuolewushibagezi！”
xiaxuelianseshunjiancangbai，xuzihaozuichunnierulejixia，bantianmeishuochuhualai。
xupingfangdakaizhibo，duizhunxiaxuedelian：“xxdaxueyinianjisanbanxiaxue，weilezhuanqiandiepodixian，gongkaiyinyoufuerdai！tadejiatingzhuzhi、shenfenzhenghaoshi……”
“goule！”wozhouzhemeitou，daduanxupingfangdehua，xinliqueshibajiudengbulaidebaoanmaleyiqianbian。
“sheinengzhengmingtamentanlianaile？niqinyanjianguotamenyouguorenheqinmidongzuo？”
“juwosuozhi，xiaxuedequehexuzihaobushiyigebande。tamenweizhijiejin，shiyinweizheijieshizhuanyeke，xiaobanzhijiaoxue，zuoweishigenjuxuehaopaide，bushiyouxueshengsuijitiaoxuan。”
xupingfangbuxin，tashuo：“yaozhengmingyigenvshengqingbaihaibujiandan？nibatakuzituole，tuibaikai，congshangdaoxialuxiang！wokanwanyihoujiuzhidao，tadaodishibushiganjingde！”
huayingangluo，quanchanghuaran！
xiaxuedangchanghekule，duozaishiyoushenhouzhibuzhudiliulei。
xupingfangzhendingziruo，xiangshiwanquankanbudaobierendetongkuban，weixiedao：“nibutuo，wojintianjueduibuhuishanbaganxiu！”
shexiangtouduizhunlexiaxuedelian，zhibojianliuliangjiejiepansheng。
yankanzhexupingfangjiuyaochedipuguangxiaxuedegerenxinxi，wokanzhunshiji，chongshangqudaluotadeshouji，guandiaoleshipin。
baoanyiyongershang，chedikongzhizhulexupingfang。
3.
woquyiyuanfenglesanzhen，huilaishitianyijingheile。
shangkoubusuanshen，zaiguoyilibaijiunengchaixian。banshangdetongxuemenfenfenfaxiaoxijiwobiaoshianwei，danwodexinqingquebiandegengjiachenzhong。
xupingfangmeiyoushoudaochufa，yuanzhangshandiaolejiankong，qiangshilelingrenherendoubuzhunbazheijianshishuochuqu，weizhetuixue。
“lilaoshi，nitaichongdongle！”
bangongshili，yuanzhangmiansetieqingdizhizewo，“niyouxiangguojintianzheijianshihuijizhenggexueyuandailaiduoshaobuliangyingxiangma？weishenmebujingguowodetongyisizibaojing？”
baozhahaodeshangkouyoukaishitengle，wobianjiedao：“baohuxueshengshijiaoshidebenneng，woburenweizijiyouzuocuoshi。”
“genghekuang，dangshiweijiqingkuang，xupingfangchidaoshangren，jingshenbuwending。chulebaojing，woxiangbudaogenghaodebanfa。”
“zhuanyedeshijiaojizhuanyederenlaiban，woyeshixuerouzhiqu，zongbunengmeicifashengweixian，nidouxiangzherangwoqujiejue。”
yuanzhanggengshengqile，zhuaqichazhanjiuwangwoshenshangreng：“xiaotidazuo，ququjitiaorenming，nayouxuexiaobainianshengyulaidezhongyao？”
chashuibingliang，woquanshenshitou，langbeibukandeshuaidaozaidi。
yuanzhangjugaolinxiadefushiwo，suishoudakaizhuoanshangdewenjianziliao。
我脸色骤变！
neibushiwobanxueshengdepinkunbuzhushenqingbiaoma？
“lilaoshi，zheidongxiduinimenlaishuoyinggaihenzhongyaoba？”
“ruguowobupizhunpinkunshengbokuan，huozhezhaodiancha，jubaotamencailiaozaojia，bingfeizhendepinkun……”
yuanzhangyinlengyixiao：“nishimeiguanxi，dingduopingyoupingxianquxiao，kenidexueshengni？meilezheijiqiankuaiqian，tamennengshangxue，nengchibaofanma？”
woqideyachidouzaifadou，xiangsipoliantongtadachaoyijia。
keyixiangdaoxueshengdeqiantuweilai，wozhinengrennai，buganjinuta，dengrihouzaixiangbanfa。
“wobuguansheishisheifei，wozhikanjieguo！yinweinisanfanwucijiaoju，xutaitaihenshengqi，tabudasuanzizhuxuexiaofanxinbangongloule，shenzhixiagejidudekeyanjingfei，yebeiquxiaole！”
womeixinjinning，lveganjingya。
quxiaokeyanjingfei？xupingfangnalaizheimedabenshi？
“nimingtianjiuqujixutaitaixiaguirencuo！”
yuanzhangzhandingjietiedao，“xueyuanyinweinimengshoulezheimedasunshi，ruguonibunengqudexutaitaideyuanliang，wobujinhuikaichuni，haihuiqisusuoyaopeichang！”
“nizijizixixiangxiangba，jiujingshiqiantuzhongyao，haishinineigoupigongpingzhengyizhongyao！”
4.
wobupayuanzhangdeweixie，weidupatahuibanuhuozhuanyidaowugudexueshengshenshang。
“tingdonglejiujiwogun！”
yuanzhangyizhiqishi，bajizhangdayinchulaidea4zhipaizailewolianshang。
“zheixieshisihouxutaitaidexiangxizhunze。taxiwangninengershisixiaoshijianduzhaoguzihaoshaoyedexuexishenghuo，suoyijintianjiudabaohaolexingli，banjinnijializhule。”
gangmaichumendejiaoshunjianshouhui，wobukezhixindidengdayanjing：“pingshenme？sheitongyitabanjinlaile？”
wozhudedifangshixuexiaotongyifenpeidejiaoshigongyu，quanwujiuyigefangjian。xupingfangzhujinlaile，neiwoshuizainali？
yuanzhangshuo：“xutaitaizhaixinrenhou，yunxunizaiguodaolidadipu。nimeirichenhundingsheng，anshijitaqinganwenhou，tongshichouchuwugexiaoshi，jizihaoshaoyebuxigongke。”
womianrutuse，zhijuedezheigeshijiezhongyufengchengwoburenshideyangzile。
“laolaoshishiditingcongxutaitaidezhiling，haochushaobulenide。”
linzouqian，yuanzhanggaoangzhexiaba，gouzhangrenshidao。
“nihaibuzhidaoba？xutaitaidelaogongjinnianpingshangleyuanshi！tashoutoulidexueshuziyuan，suibianlouxiayidian，dougounifeihuangtengdale！”
院士？
我彻底懵了。
jinnianshilizhiyouyigenanrenpingshangleyuanshi，danneigerenbushiwobama？
shenmeshihouwobachenglexupingfangdelaogongle？！
zheigexiaoxiguoyujingshihaisu，zhenhandewojiujiumeihuiguoshenlai。
buzailihuiyuanzhangdediediebuxiu，wozhuanshenjiuzou，haibuwangbamenshuaidezhentianxiang，yiciwonangdilaibiaodawodefennu。
“genwobashuoyisheng，xuexiaochushile，rangtaganjinguolaiyitang。”
wochuanlekouqi，pingfuxinqing，duizhelaozhaineibiandezhulixialing。
“chaqingxupingfangdegerenziliao。woyaozhidao，tianzijiaoxia，jiujingshisheizaiyiwobademingyi，gongranzhichixupingfangzuoe！”