《直播修仙:要相信科学》 小说介绍
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“wocao!niua,sanwandayang,nanbuchenglaoyezishiduisanshiwandayangmeiyougainianme?”
“youdongdelaogechulaijieshiyixiame?sanshiwandayangjiujingshiduoshao?”
“guxuemiyao!zheishishenmedongxi,nandaoshikuihuadianxueshou,jianglongshibazhangme?”
“hahahaha,loushangdeneigelaogeniyetaidouledianba?”
“bieshuolebieshuole,wozhijiefeihaizile!”
“shawanyi?wozhijieguixialairenyeye!”
“guqini!loushangdezhendemeiyouguqi!”
“……”
xiaoqingqingkanzhezijizhibojiandedanmudouzaidiaokanzijidetaiyeye,zongshiyouxieguoyibuqude。
zheimelaoderenle,haiyaobeizheixiewangyouzheimediaokan,huanchengsheinengshoudeleni。
“qingqing,neiqunren,youtongyideme?”
“taiyeye,tamendoubuxiangxin……”
xiaoqingqingtongyangxiandeyouxiebujianding,bijingzijishijieshouguogaodengjiaoyuderen,zheizhongshiqing,queshishiyuzheigeshijieyouxiexiangbeile。
“不相信?”
xiaoranshuangmusanchuyidaojingguang,zuijiaofuxianchuyisilengxiao。
无知的凡人!
tahuoleyibaiduonianle,haiconglaimeiyourenzhiyiguozijidebenshini!
youqishiyingshanglezijisunnvneishanshuodemuguang,xiaoranyeshibujinlailexingqu。
“he!jiranruci,neitaiyeyejiujiniluyishou!”
xiaoqingqingyijing,zijidetaiyeyenandaoyouyaozhengchushenmeyaoezime?
“wokao!woyeyeyaoluyishoule,haoxiongdimenganjinjieping!”
“hahahaha,dousiwole,bieshanlenindelaoyaoa!”
“zhubotailiule,wonengqunijiacanguanyixiame?”
“loushangdeneige,niquzhubojia,zhendezhishixiangyaocanguanme?”
“zheibushiquyoueryuandeche!fangwoxialai!”
“……”
zhongrenhaizaidiaokanzhe,erxiaoqingqingzhibojiandeliwu,yeconglaimeiyoutingguo。
“gurenyun,qiangshenjianti,nairenzhiyaoshi!”
xiaoqingqingyileng,zijidetaiyeyejuranzaijializhaqilemabu,kanzhehaitingxiangneimeyihuishide。
“taiyeye,xiaoxinnindelaoyaoa。”
“嗯?老腰?”
xiaorantongkongweisuo,lianshangchengxianzhuiyizhise。
“dangnianjujuebianzihuangdibaishizhihou,neixiaozizhaolebushaodaneizhirenqianlaiyuwobishi,shubaidaneijingrui,wozhijierangletamenjiugenshouzhi,tamenyijiumeinengpengdaowofenhao。congcizhihou,neixiaohuangdiduiwodaoshiyizhibeigongquxi,zaiwomianqian,conglaimeiyouzhiqiguoshenzilai!”
xiaorandehuarangzhibojiandeguanzhongmenfengkuangleqilai。。
“biechuile,wodoukanleile!nengbunengkuaidianbiaoyanyixia!”
“jiushia!xiongdimen,tashibushibawomendangzuohoushuani?”
“loushangde,nizijibiyizijijiusuanle,biedaishangwo,wokebushihou!”
“zhubo,rangnitaiyeyeganjinluyishouba,womendengdedouhoujile!”
“duiaduia,zhiyaoranglaoyeziluyishou,wozhijiejinishuasanliangpaoche!”
“xingyunliushui”dashangzhubopaochex3!
“wocao!laobandaqi!laobanshentijiankang!”
“……”
erxiaoranqueshibujibumang,suihoudandanzhiqileshenzi,fangcaisihuzhishiyigejiashi,ercishidexiaoran,zeshidandandezoudaolezhuopang。
“lailelaile!juehuolaile!”
“wocao!zhubojiadejipindalishizhuomiana,zheiyikuai,zenmeyedeshangwanleba?”
“xiaole!gejuxiaole!caishangwanme?zenmeshuoyedeyougeshijigeba?”
“xiongdimen,zaishangdengyeshishitou,kebushifeicuia!”
“wocao!nandaoshixiangbiaoyanxiongkousuidashi?”
“……”
xiaoqingqingyileng,yinweizijidetaiyeye,manliandanrandiqingqingshenchushizhizaizhuomianshangkoujileyixia。
zhiting“kaca”yisheng,neimidujidadedalishizhuomianjingshidouranbengliekailai!
“huo!jianshile!zheijiushishenlia!”
“tamade!haoke!manweibuqingni,zhendeshiqucaile!”
“bunengshuohaobuxianggan,zhinengshuoshiyimoyiyang!”
“saoqidezhu”dashanglezhuboyoutingx3!
zhibojianzaicifeitengle,kejingcaidehaizaihoumian。
zhijianxiaoranweiweiyaotou,zuijiaoyijiuguazheyimonanyiyanyudexiaoyi,bianmanyouyouditaleyixiadizhuan,suihoujingshihurantengkongyiyue!
zheiyiyue,jingshizhijieyueshangleerlou!
“qingqinga,taiyefale,xiexiyihui。”
liuxialemanlianbukezhixinhexianrulefengkuangdeshuiyou,xiaoranbianbeizheshouhuanhuanjinleerloudefangjian,xiaoshizailezhongrendeshixianzhizhong。
“zheitaniangdemofeishiqinggong?”
“wocao,zheibukexuea!”
“loushangyikanjiushixinlaide,laoyezizaojiushuoguole,yaoxiangxinkexue!”
“hahahaha,zhibojianligegedoushirencai!”
“saoqidezhu”dashanglezhuboyoutingx10.
“zhubo,wenxialaoyezishoutuma,renzhende。”
“zhugebiebeipianle,zheidoushijiemuxiaoguoeryi,neidalishizhuomian,bidingshidaoju!”
“jiushijiushi,kanzashuayejiutuyile,zhenyaokanbiaoyan,haidekanlaoyezi!”
zhibojiandedanmuzaicifengkuangyongdongqilai,renqiyijiuchixubiaosheng,yanranyijingyoulegaiguoyixianzhubodeshitou。
“zhubo,ninagechuizizayixiabujiuxingle?jixiongdimenkaikaiyanbei。”
“开开眼!”
“开开眼!”
“loushangdenageyana,yaokaisailuma(goutou)”
kanzheyitiaotiaobeishuaqilaidedanmu,xiaoqingqingyeshimanliankuxiao。
duiyuzijiadejiaju,taziranshizixinwubide。
xiangdaozheixierenrucidiaokanzijidetaiyeye,yeshibuyoudeyouxieshengqi。
jiangshoujizhijiazhiwenyihou,jingshizhuanshenchulefangjian。
dengdaozaicichuxianzaizhibojianshi,shouliherantileyibachuizi!
“wokao!zhubowanzhendea!”
“meimei,geganggangzhishikaigewanxiaobale!”
“biedongzhengedea!wokemeiyourangnizaao!womenzhibojiandexiongdimenbubeizheikouheiguo!”
“qiaonineigesongyang,wodadu,zhubobuganza。”
“……”
meilihuilecibupideshuiyou,xiaoqingqinggaogaojuqishouzhongdetiechui,bianmengdiduizheneidalishidezhuomianzalexiaqu。
“砰——”
judadexiangshengchongchizhezhenggefangjian,zheixia,lundaozhibojiandedagemenshayanle。
yinweitamenkandao,zheidalishishangchuxianledaodaoliehen,erqie,haiyouyixiesuishidiaozailedishang。
“wocao!wanzhendea!”
“zhubobuyaodou!zheiyetaikuazhangleba?”
“zhei……chufeirangwozaixianchang,yaoburan,woshibuxinde!”
“loushangdechabuduodele,haixiangzenmeyang,zheishiwojianguozuizhenshidezhibole,zhubodengzhe,wonawoyededibaojinishuagehuojian!”
“hahahaha,danmuxiaosiwole,zhendeshigedaxiaozia!hongtangdaxiaolexiongdimen(goutou)!”
“……”。
denghongxiaoguohou,suoyourendoumengdifanyingleguolai。
jiulianxiaoqingqingyeshimanlianerandikanzheyanqiandezhuomian,zijidezheiweitaiyeye,zhendeshinianguobaisuidelaorenma?
zhibojiangengshizaicizhakaileguo!
这踏马是什么情况!
“wocao!wocao!wocao!”
“wocao!wocao!wocao!”
“laoyezi,niubi!(poyin)”
“taiyeye,shouwoweituba!qiuqiunile!woxiangchuyikoueqi!”
“loushangde,biexiangbukaia,dangnianhuangdidoumeinengchengweilaoyezidemenxiatu,niyouyoushenmebenshini!”
“hahaha,wocao,zhangjianshile!wohuoleershiduonian,zheihaishidiyicikandaozheimebiaohandelaoyezi!”
“laoyezibushuole!zaliangbaigebazi!”
“yixiedanmugunyibianqu!baibazinenglundaonile?”
“……”
 
                 直播修仙:要相信科学
                                直播修仙:要相信科学