相亲囧事：白洋子小姐的单身魔咒
《相亲囧事：白洋子小姐的单身魔咒》 小说介绍
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diyizhang：woshizenmezoushangxueleibuguilude
「序幕」
wozhisuoyihulihutuzoushanglexiangqinzheitiaoxinsuanxueleibuguilu，wanquanguigongyuwodeguimijiaduoxinxiaojie。
tashuorujinyousidaweijiezhimi：mahangqulenali，heisedalihuaxiongshoushishei，tangzhanglaodaodixibuxihuannverguowang，woweishenmemeiduixiang。
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shenme？wobushouhuanying？！——wodangshichadianyikoukafeijiadaixianxuetudaozhuoshang。
wozhishimeiyougongfutanlianaieryi，zenmenengzhiyiwodexiyinli？
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gouhen，guoranshiwoqinshengguimi，shangzhougangguowan31suishengri，xiaodaozijiuzheiyangsousoudizhalaile。
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“weishenmeyaojian？”woyiguandezhinvsiwei，cikedenudianweixiaotui，haitingliuzaihuaiyizijizenmehuimeimeilishang。
“bieshuowomeitixingniha，zheigenanshengshengao185，tizhong78kg，zhangdexiangchenweiting，fumudoushijiaoshou，jialiyou300pingdebieshu......”
我哈哈大笑起来。
“nixiaoshenme？”jiaduoxinshengqidikanzhewozheimeimingwanbuhuadejushi。
“annidelilunlaishuo，tiaojianzheimehaodenanshenghaidanshen？wokantayequefayixingmeiliba。”
“renjiajinnianganggang31sui，shuyudahaoqingnianqiangshouhuo，yanjingzhangdaotianshangqule，yaobushiyouwo，nixiangyudaozheiyangtiaojianyouhoudenansheng，kongpayaoquqiushenbaifo。”
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yaoshuohouhui，youliangjianshi。diyi，bugaiyiqiyongshijuedingtiaozhan“xiangqin”。dier，bugaibeijiaduoxinshoumai，dayingtakeyiyinimingdefangshijinxingjiangshuzhibo——wobuchujing，danwodegushizhunxutayongzhibodefangshijiangchu。
tianzhidaoyigedalingnvshengxiangqindegushizenmehuineimeshouhuanying？
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dayingwo，ruguonishigereaishenghuo，youjiankangjiazhiguanqieduxinzhenaideren，qingnilikeguandiaozheigexieedewangye，suiranzheixiejinglizhendezaogaotoule，yegaoxiaojile，zhendehaokansile——danweileshenxinjiankang，weilebaochiduinanxingdemeihaoxiangxiang，weilezhenxishengming，qing，yuanliba。
wangyousuiyuewuyidianping：zheibenshuxiangqinjiongshi：baiyangzixiaojiededanshenmozhoucongwenxuedejiaodulaijiang，xuancaihenshixinying，jiaoduqingxikejian，yuyanpingshierbushifengcai，jianjieerfuyouyuyi，kanchengwenzhangzhidianfan！
wangyoudafengtingeshuodianping：taizanlexiangqinjiongshi：baiyangzixiaojiededanshenmozhoushiwozhuiguozuihaodexiaoshuo，zhuyaoshiquanchengdoumeiyouwuhui，ganxiezuozhedadanengrangwozhuidaoneimehaodexiaoshuo。