《我说嫌他脏,他破防了》 小说介绍
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《我说嫌他脏,他破防了》 1 免费试读
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xianglianbanian,guqianmamayizhibuxihuanwo,wodoubimiangentadanduxiangchu。
kesongtamamashangfeijiqian,guqianxuexiaokeyanxiangmuchulewenti,zhinengshigangnajiazhaodewoqusongta。
yinweizhuiwei,wozai42°degaowenxia,beiguqianmamashanleerguang。
wolianxibudaoguqian,quekandaotaxueshengfadepengyouquan:
“beigulaoshinuandaodedi81ci,bangwoxishengliqinongzangdequnzi,xiangjia!”
zhaopianshang,woshengchijianyongjiguqianmaidegaodangchenshanbeisuiyiwanqi,shangmianhaiyinshilehaojichu。
erwomeiyouxiangyiwangneiyangzhuangzuokanbujian,ershipinglun:
“nanweihunnvweijia,zhufu。”
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guqianmamakanbushangwo,guqianyizhizhidao。
wogentamamashucijianmiandoushibuhuanersan,danzheici,guqiandiuxiaworangwoduzimiandui。
wozhanzaicheliuyongjidemalushang。
ailebazhangdelianjiabeireqikaodeshengteng,juedezijixianggeronghuadebingqilin。
erguqianmamahaizailishengzhizewo,jiulianzhuanglewodechezhudouyouxiebuhaoyisi,ketayijiubuyiburaoguaiwojishubuhaochengqiangkaiche。
sihaobutishitafeiyaoxiangshouerzidexinche。
wobodedianhuadoubeitaguaduan,zhiyouyitiaoxiaoxi:“nimeiyouzijijiejuewentidenenglima?”
erwokandaoletadexueshengsuruoyifalepengyouquan:“beigulaoshinuandaodedi81ci,bangwoxishengliqinongzangdequnzi,xiangjia!”
neiyishun,wojuedewogentameiyouweilaile。
womeiyouxiangyiwangneiyangzhuangzuokanbujian,ershipinglun:“nanweihunnvweijia,zhufu。”
wochaleshiguchuligonglve,youzaiguqianmamadeshuluoshengzhongjiaolezhuanchesongtaqulejichang。
yiqiedoujiejuehaohou,yijingshibangwan。
guqianzaimeiyoulianxiguowo。
yiwangtamangqilaizongshizheiyang,duihuakuanglinengluoliechujishitiaowofajitadexiaoxi,quemeiyouyitiaotadehuifu。
woyezaojiuxiguanletadelengdan。
woguandiaoshouji,jiandanjizijizhulewanmian,chiwanshuijue。
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mihujian,wotingdaowaimianyoukaimendedongjing,kanleyanchuangtoudezhong,wuyeshierdianban。
woshimenbeidakai,jianwoxingle,guqiankaideng,“nixingle,jintianshiyanshichulezhuangkuangtebiemang,nimeishenmeyaojinshiba?”
wobeiqiangliedeguangxiancideyanjingyitong,yongshoudangledang。
naohailifuxianchujintianyizhengtiandebinghuangmaluan,ertamangzhejibierenxiqunzi,xianzailixinggongshiyiyangwenwoshiqingyaobuyaojin。
我摇头,“没事。”
现在确实没事了。
bulunshidangjiebeishanerguangdexiuchigan,haishizhuangcheneiyishundekongjugan,douyijingguoqu。
guqiandiandiantou,chuqule,buguopiankeyoufanhuilai,“xiaran,nishenmeshihouxuehuianchuochuodishuapiqile?zuishangshuozhemeishi,beidiliquegaoyixiexiaodongzuo!”
wozhoumeicongchuangshangzuoqilai,baitianbeishaidefayundetourangwofanyingyouxiechihuan。
haoyihuiercaifanyingguolai,guqianshuodeshuaxiaodongzuoshiyinweiwowanshangmeiyoujitazhunbeiwanfan。
他认为我在耍脾气。
yeshi,congqianbuguantahuilaiduowan,bingxianglidouhuijitaliuhaofancai,jintianwomeizuo。
daobushishengqi,zhishiwohuilaideshihoutaileileeryi。
wodongzuoqinghuandixiachuang,touhaishiyoudianyun,“nixiangduole,wozhishihuilaideshihouyoudianlei,zhijizijizhulewanmian。”
jianwoqichuang,guqianminleminchun,shenqinglveweibuziran,“wotingwomashuole,tashixintengwogangmaidechebeizhuang,xingdongguojiledian,wodaitaxiangnidaoqian。”
原来他知道了啊。
danzheidoubuzhongyaole,yihouyebuhuizaijianmian。
wogouchun,“ng,wozhidaole。”
guqianmeitouzhoulexia,youxieguaiyidikanlewoyiyan。
woyouxiekouke,chulewoshiquheshui,buyihuierguqianchuxianzaiwoshenhou,“wochenyinongzangle,mingtiannixiyixia。”
tashoulitizhechenyi,zaiwomianqianzhuanleyiquan,jiufangjinlexishoujiandeyilouli。
zhengshibaitianwozaisuruoyipengyouquankandaotachuandeneijian。
shiwoyonglianggeyuedejianzhigongzijitamaide。
yiqianyeyizhidoushiwojitaxi。
yong40°dewenshuishouxi,zhihouyuntangpingzheng。
jiushiwozheimeduoniandexixinzhaogu,caiyouletamendaxueliwushunvshengtoupiaoxuanchudenianduzuishuaidaoshi。
yerangtayoulejinvxueshengxiqunzidejiyu。
多讽刺。
yihou,laoniangbusihoule。
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wobashuibeichongxihao,duicongxishoujianchulaideguqiandao,
“yifuniyihouzijixiba。”
guqianlianseshunjianchenxialai,“xiaran,nihaiyouwanmeiwan,zheidianshijiuguobuquleshima?”
“guqian,woyeyouzijidegongzuo,wobushinidebaomu,nishijuedewojiuyinggaimeitiansihounima?”
wocongdaxuejiugenguqianzaiyiqi,womentongyanglaizixiaocheng,tongyangjiajingpinhan。
也同样是省状元。
kezaikaoyandeshihou,yinweitiaojianbuhao,woxuanzelechuqugongzuo,guqianjixushenzao。
rujin,tashiqiantuwuxiandedaxuedaoshi,wozhishiyijiaxiaogongsidezhiyuan。
“xiaran,mingtianshizhoumo,niyoushenmegongzuo?nijiushixinqibushunxiangzhaojiekoufaxie,nixianzaizenmebianchenglezheiyang?erqienidegongzuoshishenmejiyaogangweima?”
确实不是。
wozhishiyijiaxiaoshipingongsideyuangong。
danjiushiwodezheifenbushijiyaogangweidegongzuo,zhichenglewogenguqianwuniandeshenghuokaixiao,rangtashunlibiyeliuxiao。
erxianzai,tajuedewodegongzuobutimian,buguozheixiedoubuzhongyaole。
woxiangqixiangmuzuzhangshuodezonggongsikaohe,yinggaihaohaowenwentazheijianshi。
woqingxiao,“guqian,nidechenyishizenmenongzangdeniwoxinzhiduming,wobuhuijinixide。”
guqianzaiwodeyanshenzhushixiabingmeiyouyidiandehuangzhangkuijiu。
xiangfan,tajingchuqidifennu,
“xiaran,nizaihuaiyiwogenxiaosuma?nisixiangzenmezheimewochuo!”
“wobenlaibuxiangzhuijiunishenme,xianzaiwodaoshixiangwenwenni,nijintianneitiaopinglundaodishenmeyisi?”
“niyigedaxuejiaoshou,bagezidoukanbudongma?”wofanwen。
pingluntakandaolewobuyiwai。
dangshisuruoyijiawohaoyouhaishitatuijiandemingpian。
suruoyishenmeyisiwozaojiumingbai。
dancengjingwoyiweiguqianzheimetanrandirangwomenhujiahaoyou,shixinlimeiyouyidianqitaxiangfade,shiduiwodetancheng。
woyeyinweisuruoyifadeneixiepengyouquangentachaoguojia。
ketazongshuo,yigexiaoguniangzaiwaiduziqiuxueburongyi,nengbangzenmedouyaobangyiba,genghekuangtashisuruoyidelaoshi,genggaizhaoguta。
让我不要胡乱揣测。
wojianjiandixuanzeshierbujian。
keguqianhuizaitaguominshipaoshijigeyaodianbangtamaichangyongdeguominyao。
huibamopolejiaodewodiuzaishangchang,zhiweitanengchishangredejiaxiangtesexiaochi。
zheixiewodoukeyidangzuotashizhaoguyigexuesheng。
neixishengliqinongzangdequnzini?
tafadexiangjiadepengyouquanni?
jiujingshiwosha,haishitamensha!
guqianqidexiongkoushangxiaqifu,buzhidaoxiangqileshenme,lengzhelianshuolejubukeliyu,jiuzaimeijinwoshi。
tadagaiyiweiwohuixiangyiqianyiyang,huidanxintazheliang,xiangtadaoqian,zhihouhongzhetahuiwoshishui。
但这次,我不会了。
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zheiyijuewoshuidaoshangwushidian,qichuangshitounaoqingming。
guqianbuzai,cantingdezhuoshangquefangzheyifenzaocan,tiezheguqianxiedebianqian,“ranran,woxiangleyiye,zuotianshiwobudui,woxiangnidaoqian,zaocanshinizuiaichidetangbao。”
zijicangjinghaokan,shangxueshiwozuixihuanguqianyonggangbixiewodemingzi。
xianzaikanzhequemeishenmeganjuele。
babianqiandiujinlajitong,wodakaitamaidetangbao,faxianyijingliangle,haizhanzaiyiqi,kanleyoudiandaoweikou。
kuangqie,zheishiwodaxueshixihuande,xianzaizaojiubuaichile。
gangzuojinchuzuche,guqianjiwofaxiaoxi,“ranran,tangbaochilema,weidaozenmeyang?”
wozhuantoukanlekanhaifangzaizhuoshangdebaozi,bimiantazhuiwen,zhihui:“ng。”
“ranran,zuotianshiwotaiguojile,danwogenxiaosujiuzhishidanchundeshishengguanxi,nibujinhuaiyiwohaipinglunneiyangdehua,wozhendehenshangxin。”
sihaobujieshitabangsuruoyixiqunzideshi,fanerzhizewohuaiyita。
yeshi,jidingcunzaideshishi,tajieshibule。
但也不重要了。
“知道了。”
“nibushengqijiuhao,tongshijiwotuijianleyijiaxinkaidecanting,wowanshangdainiquchiba?”
“woyoushi,gaitianba。”
huiwanzheitiao,wobashoujixipingfangjinbaoli。
“夏然,这边!”
lanjiechongwozhaoshou,“buhaoyisia,rangnilaizheizhaowo,yidaozhoumojiudedaihaizigezhongbuxi。”
我笑着说没关系。
“yaowoshuoya,shangcizongbudeqizongkanhaonidenengli,xiangdiaoniguoqudeshihounijiugaitongyide,zheihuizenmexiangtongle?”
“kenengzhongyukaiqiaoleba。”
“zheixieziliaoninahuiqukan,zheiyizhounihaohaozhunbei,yinidenenglikendingnengguo。”
wogenlanjiedaoguoxie,daizhexuexiziliaohuilezhuchu。
wosuozaidegongsizhishiyijiafengongsi,zongbuzaiqitadifang,ruguowoqulejiuhuigenguqianyidi。
zhiqianwoyizhibuxianglitataiyuan,xianzaixiangxiang,kenengxiangliuzaiguqianshenbianzhishiwoyigerendezizuoduoqingbale。
zheimeduonianwoyizhizaichengquanta,xianzaiyegaiweizijikaolvkaolv。
5
kaohehaiyouyizhou,woyaoxuededongxihenduo,shijianyouxiejinzhang。
guqianhuilaideshihou,wohaizaikanziliao。
“你在家?”
jiandaowo,tayouxiejingya,haiyouxiewokanbudongdeguaiyiganga。
wotoudoumeitai,zhidandanngleyishenghuiying。
erduoliquehurantingdaoyidaoqingruanhaotingdenvsheng,“xiaranjie,nizaijiaya!gulaoshinijiuhuipianwo,haishuoxiaranjiebuzaijia,shibushijiupawodaraonimenerrenshijieya?”
wozhuantou,kandaosuruoyigenguqianyiqizhanzaixuanguan。
cike,tazhengyangzhetouchongguqiansajiao。
congwodejiaodukanqu,nanjunnvmei。
yaoshiyiqianwopashihuishengqi,pobujidaidijiangtamenfenkai,xianzaikanzhehaiguaiyangyande。
guqianquemeikansuruoyi,zhishiyouxiejinzhangdikanzhewo,“xiaosufeiyaoweizuotiandeshiqingxiangnijieshi,shuopanishengqi,woshuonibuzaijiatabuxin,wocairangtashanglaikankande。”
zhenshixihan,guqianjingranxiangwojieshiqilaile。
zheishiyiqianconglaimeiyouguodeshi。
woxiaolexiao,“jieshijiubuyongle,womeifangzaixinshang。”
“sutongxuejiudangzheishizijijiayiyang,wohaiyougongzuo,jiubuzhaohunile。”
反正她也是想上位。
wodezhuyiliyoufangzaidiannaoqiandeziliaoshang。
buyihuier,suruoyiqueyoucouguolai,“xiaranjieshishenmegongzuoya,zhoumohaiyaozheimexinku。”
wohuranbeidaduansixu,youxiebushuang,“bushishenmejiyaogangwei,wuzuqingzhong。”
guqianturanchusheng,“xiaran。”
wokanta,“zenme,woshuodebuduima?”
zheishitazuotianwanshangganggangshuoguode,xiangxintanengkaoshengzhuangyuandenaozibuhuizheimekuaijiuwangle。
6
guqianliansenankan,minleminchun,
“meiyoubudui,xiaosuzenmeyeshikeren,niquzhadianguozhijita。”
wozhuantoukanzheguqian,juedetashifengmole。
“guqian,nidexueshengmeiyouyidianjibendelimao,niyebujiaojiaotama?”
“shenmejiaokeren,buqingzilaineishibusuzhike!”
suruoyishixianzaiwomenliangrenshenshangzhuanlaizhuanqu,yankuangtonghong,weiweiququdidao:
“duibuqixiaranjie,shiwopaniwuhuicaixiangzhelaidaoqiande,shiwochanzhegulaoshifeiyaoshanglaikankande,nimenbieweilewochaojia。”
“xiaranjie,buguanniaibuaiting,danwohaishiyaoshuoyiju,jirannigongzuobuneimezhongyaoneinihaohaozhaoguyixiagulaoshiba,tadouganmaole。”
zheihuashuode,bukuishiguqianjiaochulaide,neifangfomeishoumeijiaoshenghuobunengzilidewei,jianzhiyimoyiyang。
suiranguqianzheigenanrenwodasuanchuaile,danyebudaibiaowonengrongrensuruoyiwudaowomianqianlai。
“pawowuhuijiubuyaozuochurangrenwuhuideshiqing。”
“rangyigegennimeishenmeguanxidenanrenpengzijidesirenwupin,niyebuxianzang。”
“zaishuotahaoshouhaojiao,huobengluantiaodewomeikanchulainalixuyaozhaogu,jirannineimedanxinburunijiuliuxialaizhaoguta?”
我说嫌他脏,他破防了