《端午祭祀被黄大仙讨封后,我拥有了读心术》 小说介绍
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第1章
duanwujisibeihuangdaxiantaofenghou,wohuranyouleduxinshu。
yushiwofaxianneikanzheaiworugudeqingmeizhumayuanlaizaojiuhewobiaomeigoudazaileyiqi。
neikanzhetengwozhijidedieniang,yuanlaijingdazhenawohuancailidehaozhuyi。
haiyouwoneibianyigege,juranduiwoxinhuaibugui?
好好好。
全员恶人是吧?
那我也摊牌了!
woshidalao,doujiwoga!
(1)
“zhei**zenmehuozhehuilaile?wozheizenmexiangliumeimeijiaodai?”
“xietianxiedi,haihaozheipeiqianhuomeishi,burantanhaodecailikezabanyou!”
“zheixiaojiantizi,chuluodedaoshiyuelaiyuebiaozhile,ruoshineng......heiheihei......”
erpanchuanlaimanshieyideshengyin,wozhoulezhoumeitouxinglai,queqiaojianweizaiwoshenbianderen,lianshangjunguamanledanyou。
“苏苏,没事吧?”
woniangshangqianlaijiangwofuqi,wogezaipangbangmang,shunbianmoleyibawo**zaiwaidegebo。
wozheizhengxinshenggandong,meicengxiangerpanjiuchuanlailewogehewoniangdeshengyin:
“zheigebo,kezhenhualiu,yuqibianyilebiedegounanren,daoburuwozheigezuogegedeqinzilai!”
“zheipeiqianhuoyinggaishimeishenmeshi,kanlaiakaiquxifuerdeyinziyouzheluole。”
womanxinjingcha,taitoukanleyiyan,quejianwonianghewogeshuangchunjinbi,mianshangmanshidanyou,kexikanzhixia,tamendeshensezhongyoufangfomeiyouneimeduodeguanxin。
wohuerxiangqizuoye,wozhengchizhezongzi,quebeirencongbeihoutuirushanjian,cunzhangdeshengyinyaoyaochuanlai,daizhegandong:
“peijiadeguniangyuanyizhudongxianghuangdaxianxianji,shigehaogunianga,lai,douguixiajisusudaoxie!”
“???”
不是!
wokemeineimeweida,yuanyiweilecunzixishengwoziji,wohaixianghuozhe,zhangzhangjiujiudehuozhe。
wodiaoluoshanlinhou,bingweilikesiqu,huangdaxianxiangwotaofeng,huazuoxianrenhou,yiweishenzhangdeshuo:
“qutingtingzheigezhenshideshijianba。”
ranhouwoyixinglai,jiuyijinghuidaolejiazhong。
zaikanyanqianzheiqingkuang......
suoyi,huangdaxiancilewoduxinshu?
“susu,nijiwushi,neiwobianxianhuiqule,puzilishizaishilibukairen。”
wodeqingmeizhumahexiaoranzhiliuleyijuhua,bianjicongcongdezhuanshenlikai。
chumenzhiji,wotingjiantaxinjianchuanlaideshengyin:
“chou**,zhangdezheibanchou,ruhenengbideshangliumeimeiyigenfasi?”
takouzhongdeliumeimeishiwodebiaomeiliuyiyi,ziyoubianmeileshuangqin,jirenlixiazaiwojiazhong,suiranshigewairen,kebiqiwolai,wodieniangsihugengtengaitayixie。
qiaozhehexiaoranpobujidaibenxiangximiandeshenying,wobujinchuixiatouqu,mianshangguamanlechaofengbandelengse。
ximian,neishitaneiliumeimeidejusuo。
好好好。
woyuanyiweiaiworugudeqingmeizhumajingbuzhiheshi,zaoyiyuwobiaomeigoudazaileyiqi。
wozheikansihemuxingfudejia,yuanyezhishizhenduiwoyirendechoue。
全员恶人是吧?
行!
我摊牌了。
woyebushishenmehaoren,neijiudajiayiqigaba。
(2)
ciriyizao,woniangjicongcongdebawocongbeiwoliwachulai,potianhuangdesaijiwoyitaozhanxindeluoqun,lianshangdezhezixiaodedoujizaileyichu,xiangjileyiduojuhua。
她说:
“susua,jinriyunjiayaolaixiangkanni,neikeshigehaorenjia,niruoshinengjiajinqu,biannengguoshanghaorizile。”
tayifanhuashuode,haosiguozhenshizaiweiwozheigenverkaolvweilai。
taxinzhongyejinshixiyue,tadao:
“taihaole,ruoshiyunjiakanshanglezheipeiqianhuo,akaidexifuerkejiuyouzheluole!”
wonianglianshangdexiaoyigengshen,tachoulewoyiyan,huerjuedebudaduijing,biancongwaimiancheleliuyiyijinlaidao:
“yunjiajinriyaolaixiangkanniajie,yiyi,nishouqiao,bangzheajieshoushishoushi。”
wobudongshengsedechuixiatouqu,woniangxinzhongzaixianqiwoshengdechou,ketawangle,wolianshangzheidaobashiwusuineinian,weilejiutahetaneibaobeierzicaibeishitouhuashangde。
ruofeimeiyouwo,tamenmuzierrenzaojiusizaishanlile,zheihuierdaoshilaixianqiwoderongmaole?
呵......
liuyiyibeizhuaijinlewuzhong,qiaozhewoniangfangzaiwochuangtazhishangdeluoqun,tadeyanmouzhongjikuaideshanguoyisijihen,xiayike,tabianyangqixiaolaidao:
“zheiyunjiakeshidingdinghaodehunshi,suishuosusuzheilian......kewoyidingjinli,jiangsusudabandepiaopiaoliangliangde。”
tawenwenrouroudekanzhewo,naqiyipangbuzhifangleduojiudeyanzhi,shenshoujiuwangwolianshangmo。
tayanzhongdejihenyishanerguo,suijibianfuqiyangyangdeyi。
tayiweiwobuzhi,ketaxinlideshengyin,wotingdeqingqingchuchu。
“yaobushineiyunjiashaoyechanmianbingta,mingbujiuyi,zheimenhaohunshinenglundaoni?”
“he,chundongxi,haiyiweidieniangshizhentengchongnini,buguoshiweilebanisongquyunjia,huanbicailibale。”
“hairangwolaiweinishuzhuang?pei,niyepei!kanwoburangnihaohaoerdediudiuren。”
tazhijianweidong,henkuaibianjiangwoshoushihaochuqule。
wozhudezheiwuzishijiazhongzuipolande,bianshilianyimiantongjingyeweicengweiwozhunbei,guerwobuzhiliuyiyijiangwohuachengleshenmeyang,kebianshiyongjiaozhitouxiangxiang,yezhidaobiranbuchengyangzi。
wofulefumianshangdeneidaoba,suoxingnaqiyanzhi,youhuluandezailianshangtumojixia,xinzhongbujinlengxiaoleqilai。
he,chundongxi,yebuzhishizaishuoshei。
只是......
tafangcaihuanwodieniangshenme?
......
yunjiahenkuailairen,wodingzheneizhangchoulianchuqu,wodieniangyuwogegedoutieqinglelianse,liuyiyizhanzaiyipangdaoshideyiyichang。
wotingzhezaichangzhongrengebuxiangtongdexinsheng,yanqixinzhongchaofeng,taiqijiaobu,yangzuowugudepaodaolewoneiqingmeizhumahexiaoranmianqian,jiaodididechaotapaolegemeiyan。
erhou,youquwodieniangyugegemianqianhuangleyiquan,pingdengdeexinlesuoyouren。
jiantamenmianseyiyang,wohaizhuangzuowugudemoyangdao:
“zenmele?shiwojinribuhaokan?keliumeimeifangcaifenmingshuowojiaoyandehen,mofei,mofeiliumeimeishipianwode?”
liuyiyidajingshise,huanghuangzhangzhangdao:
“zenmekeneng!wo,wofangcaimingmingshibangsusudabanhaode,susu,shibushinifangcaiyouhuluanpenglexieshenme?”
wochuixiatouquyangzhuangshangxinweiqudao:
“dadiguozhenshiwohuluanpenglexieshenmeba。”
wojiangliuyiyipingrineilvchademoyangxuelegeshichengshi,liuyiyibaikoumobian,zaineibianjiaoji,xinzhonghaizaibuduandetongmawo:
“**,peisusunige**!”
我暗中冷笑。
mabamaba,zaiguobujiu,nijiumabulewole。
(3)
suishuoyunjialairenjianlewoxianqiyichang,kesheijiaowodebazishidingdinghaode,nengjitajiashaoyechongxi,bingqieshixianjilehuangdaxian,quemingdadehuozhehuilaide,tamenzhongshijilewodieniangyibiqian,yuedingxiayueershibianlaijieworufu。
xiayueershi,haiyousanshiyutian,zugoule。
yunjiadingxiawohoudedierri,bianpailerenlai,songlewoxuduozhubaoshoushi。
neixiezhubaoshoushizaiyangguangxiacuicanfaguang。
wodieniang、gegehaiyouliuyiyidingzhezheixiedongxibeisongruwoneipojiudefangjianli,shuangyanzhongdoufanchulelvguang,kewoquexiuhonglelian,cengdaowoniangshenbiandao:
“woneiwuzidoumeiyousuo,zheixiedongxitaiguozhenguile,haiqingniangxianbangwobaoguanba?”
woniangzaidiliganleyibeizinonghuo,heshijianguozheiyangzhenguideshoushi,tingwenwoyaojiangdongxijiaojitabaoguan,ziranxinxiyichang。
suizhezheixiezhubaoshoushizuihouhaishiyaogenzhewohuiyunjiade,kenengmomodaidai,yezugoujiaowoniangxinxiyichangle。
cihoujiri,tabianshichangdaizheneixiezhubaozhongdemouyijianchuqu,minglianlidexiangjiefanglinjuxuanyao。
weicengjiri,wojiazhongbianzaolezei。
woniangjinghuangshicuodepaodaoyuanzizhong,dahandajiaode,jiangcunzilidegoudouchaoxingle,fachuleyizhenjuliedekuangfeisheng。
wogeyuliuyiyicongfangzhongchulai,jianlewoniangneimozhengleyibandemoyang,mianshangfenfenshanguoyisibuyue。
wodimeilengxiao,guolepianke,caikaimenchuqu,fuqiwoniang,guanqiedao:
“娘,怎么了?”
woniangshuangmouhanlei,manshijinghuangdao:
“zaozeile,zaozeile,yunjiasonglaideneixiezhubaoshoushi,doubujianle......”
这还了得?
yunjiajiangdongxisonglaishi,bianmingmingbaibaidegaosuguowojia,zheixiezhubaoshoushi,yaozaiwojiaruyunjianeiri,yiwodepeijiaxingshi,yibinghuidaoyunjia。
yunjiaquanshitaotian,wodieniangzhixiangzhuanneiyibicailiqian,kebuganminghuanghuangdesitunyunjiadedongxi,qudezuiyunjia。
jialiderendouzhejileqilai。
wogechongshangqianqu,yibalazhuwoniangdegebo,bianjibukedaidewen:
“niang,ninzaihaohaoxiangxiang,ninshibushibadongxifangzaibiechuwangjile?”
“zhei,meiyoua,yunjiasonglaineixiezhubao,wodoushouzaiyigehezili,shanglesuo,yaochiyejiuzhiyouwohenidiecaiyou,zhei,zheizenmehui......”
wojingjingdedaizaiyibian,tingzhewoniangdexinsheng:
“neiyaochi,yiyineiliyeyouyiba,mofei......buxing,buruobianjiaoneipeiqianhuozijiqujiejuecishi,ruoshiyincinengrangyiyideleneixiegezhubaoyesuanshizhile。”
wodeyanmouzhongshanguoyimochaofeng。
biqiwolai,wozheidieniangduiwobiaomeidetengai,daoshigengshenyichou,youshihou,wozhenbuzhidao,woheliuyiyijiujingsheicaishiwodieniangdeqinshengnver。
“susu,susu......”
woniangpudaowogenqian,manlianqiqiu:
“niquyunjiayitang,xiangtamenpeilidaoqian,jiushuo,jiushuonikanshangleyitaojiayi,bianjiangneixiegezhubaoshoushidangle,ruoshiyunjiabuyuanyijiucisuanle,nibiangaosutamen,nibuyuanjiaquyunjiaweineixiaoshaoyechongxile。”
“susu,jinriniruobuzheibanzuo,zanjiakejiudouwanlea!”
jianwomianyouyouyu,wonianglazhewodeshou,youkuhaoleqilai:
“nizhidaode,yunjiakebushishenmeshancha,nige,nigejiukuaiyaoquqinle,niyiyibiaomeiyanchouzheyeyaojiarenle,nijiudangfafashanxin,jiujiutamenba。”
wodieniangyugegedoumanyanhanlei,qixudekanzhewo,ketamenxinzhongquedao:
“gexiaojiantizi,yangtazheimeda,jiaotabanzheidianshi,douyouyouyuyudedayingbuxialai,zhenshibaiyanerlang。”
woxinzhongweiliang,mianshangquebudongshengsedepailepaiwoniangdeshou,manlianguanqiedao:
“niang,ninbiedanxin,womingrijiuquyunjiazouyitang。”
(4)
womanshenlangbeidecongyunjiahuidaolejiali,jialirenjianlewo,bianmangweileshanglai,woniangshangqianlazhuwodeshou,zhengqiaoeranzailewodeshangkoushang。
ketasihaomeiyouzhuyi,zhimanlianjiaojidexunwenwodao:
“zenmeyang?yunjiazenmeshuode?keshibuzhuijiuneixiezhubaoshoushile?”
womianlucankui,chuizhenaodai,haiyihuiercaiyutamenshuo:
“yunjiashuo,neixiezhubaoshoushitamenkeyibujijiao,danzanmenjia,dezaiqugerenchongxi。yunjiayouge**,woqiaoguole,shengdeshimaomeiruhua,kejiushinianjiyouxiedale,danziqueyouxiexiao。yunjiarenxiangzhaozhuixu,rujinkemeishenmerenyuanyiruzhuile。”
“neiri,yunjialairen,jianlegege,juezhegegerongmaoduanzheng,shigebucuoderen,bianshuoneixiezhubaoshoushi,kesuanzuopinli,zhiyaogegeyuwoyitongjiaquyunjia,bian,biankebuzaijijiaoneixiezhubaoshoushile。”
zheihuayichu,wodieniangzhenglengzaichang,wogeqingxujidong,limafanduidao:
“tangtangbachinaner,zennengzuozhuixuzheibanmeichuxideren?”
我弱弱的又道:
“keyunjiashuo,ruoshiyuanyiruzhui,yunjiayeyuanweinei**beishaobanshujiachan,zhiqiuweilaiguyenengshandai**。”
wodieniangdelianseyoubianle,bianshiwoge,neifudayilinrandemoyang,yejiangzailianshang。
wodienianglimazhuantou,lazhulewogedeshou,yuzhongxinzhangdequangaodao:
“dakaia,zanjiarujindeshengsi,kedoujituozainiyirenshenshangle,yunjianei**shengdemaomei,niruoquleneiyunjia**,rihou**meijiaquleyunjia,yenengduogeyikao,nijiudangweileniniangwo,bianyingxiaba。”
wogeshunzhetaijiejiuxia,zhishaozuoyouyu,bianlikedianletou,dao:
“jishiweilezanmenjia,woziranshiyiburongcide。”
wozaiyipangtingzhe,zhijuedemanxinzuoou,zaikanlingyice,liuyiyimianshangmanshixise,taxinzhongdao:
“ruoshigegehenei**douzoule,zheipeijiabujiuzhiyouwoyigenverleme?rihou,woqibushinengdedieniangduchong,dudepeijiajiachanle?”
he,wozheibiaomei,shengdebuhaokan,xiangdehaitingmei!
......
wogeyuyunjia**dehunshiyedinglexialai,xiayueshiwu,biwozaowutian。
zheixierizi,wodieniangrenfengxishijingshenshuang,lianshangmeiridoushixiaoyi,kanzhejingxiangshinianqingleshushisui。
hexiaoranyeshichangchumeiwojia,zhishitabingbucenglaizhaowo,fangfojiangxianqianxunuowodeneixieqingyi,tongtongwanglegeganjing,yidaowojia,bianzhichongliuyiyidefangzhong。
woshenzhibuyongkeyidequtingtaneixindehua,zhidaizaiqiangbian,biannengtingjiantayuliuyiyishuo:
“liumeimeishuodenalihua,neipeisusuzhangdezheibanchou,ruhenengyuliumeimeixiangtibinglun。”
woananjingjingdedaizaiqiangbian。
suoyi,wodienianghewogejiejuyiding,zhidengshijianyidao,biankeyinglaitamendejieju。
那这两人呢?
woyougaiweitamenzhunbeishenmeyangdejiejuni?
(5)
wogeyinzijuepanshangyunjiazheimenfuguideqinshi,buzaiqutianjianlaozuo,jieshilexiehupenggouyou,meirizaochuwanguide,yutamenzaiyiqihejiu。
zheixiehupenggouyouyezonghuilaiwojiazhong,wojiabenjiubuda,tamenbianshichangyoujihuijiandaowoyuliuyiyi。
zheiri,wozaiwaibanshi,huidaojiazhong,wogeshenshenmimidebawojiaojintafangli。
“mingriwuhou,nixungejiekou,jiangdieniangdaichuqu。”
端午祭祀被黄大仙讨封后,我拥有了读心术