《风光大葬?老公你先请》 小说介绍
《fengguangdazang?laogongnixianqing》shiyibukourenxinxiandeyanqingxiaoshuo,youxuandingqiaomiaobianzhiercheng。gushizhong,zhangzhifenglinqingyueshenwanwanjinglileyixiliejingxiancijidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzheneixindezhengzhahexuanze。tongguoyutarendexiangchuheyuziwoduihua,zhangzhifenglinqingyueshenwanwanchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganheyouzerenganderenwu。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanleqingganyuzhihui,neishiyifenjuerenshoubaoxiandehetong。toubaorenshiwo,ershouyirenshizhangzhifeng。takandao「shouyiren」neiyilandemingzishi,zhenggerendoujiangzhule,xiangbeileipileyiyang……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindesikaohedutedetiyan。
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tajiuheganglihundebaiyueguanggaodaoyiqi。haiyoulehaizi。**zhuangponeiyitian,laogongguixialaiqiuwochengquanta。
popoheqinqiyefenfenquanwo:「niyemeijitianle,jiudangzuojianhaoshi,womenjiakendinghuijinifengguangdazang!」
wokanzhetadiguolaidelihunxieyi,xiaole。quanjiaqiangzhejiepandedaoshidiyihuijian,genghekuang,
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wolaogongzhangzhifengtuimenjinlaideshihou,daijinyishendeyushuihehanqi。taliansecanbai,zuichunduosuozhe,
shoulideliangfenniupizhidaibaogaobeitaniedebianlexing。「wanwan……」tayikaikou,shengyindoudebuchengyangzi,
xiangshimashangjiuyaokuchulai。tadiediezhuangzhuangdizoudaowomianqian,baqizhongyifenbaogaosaijinwoshouli,
ranhoubaozhewohaotaodaku。「wanwan!zenmehuizheiyang!zenmehuishini!laotianyezenmezheimebukaiyana!」
woditoukanzheshoulidebaogao。jielunneiyilan,yongjiacudeheitizixiezhe:weiai,
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zuzhiquantiyuangonggaoduantijian,woqusongkaoqinbiaodeshihou,kandaorenshi**jiebawohezhangzhifengdezhuangfanle,
dangshixiangzhefanzhengyeshifuqi,nadaojiahuanhuilaijiushi,danmeixiangdaoshizheigejieguo。
zhangzhifengxianranshihuangluanzhongkancuolebaogaodetaitou。zheifenxiezhe「weiai」dezhenduanshu,zhurenbushiwo。shita,
zhangzhifeng。wokanzhetakudesixinliefei,bitiyanleihuleyilian,
zuilifanfuniantaozhe「weishenmedeweiaidebushiwo」「wobunengmeiyouni」,yifutiantaxialaideyangzi。
wogenbenkaibulekou。zhangzhifengzheigeren,congxiaobeipopopengzaishouxinlizhangdade,renhencongming,yewunengliyeqiang,
danxingzilizongyouneimedianjingbuqishidecuiruo。wopawoxianzaishuochuzhenxiang,tahuidangchangbengkui。woxiang,
burudengtaqingxuwendingyidian,wozaizhaogeheshidejihuiyonggengwenhedefangshigaosuta。yushi,
woshenchushouqingqingpaizhetadebei。「biepa,wozaizheierni。」wodeshengyinyichangpingjing,
pingjingdebuxiangyigeganggangdezhizijishenhuanjuezhengderen。erzhangzhifengkudegengxiongle。「wanwan,nifangxin,
wozaguomaitieyehuizhihaoni!woxiabanbeizishenmedoubuganle,jiupeizheni!woaini,wozhendeaini!」
neiyike,woxinlishiyouneimeyisigandongde。wohaitianzhendiyiwei,zheihuoxushiyichangkaoyan,kaoyanguohou,
womendeganqinghuigengjiajianbukecui。wocuole。wocuodelipu。zuikaishideyigexingqi,
zhangzhifengqueshibiaoxiandexianggeershisixiaohaolaogong。tabuzaijiaban,buzaiyingchou,meitianzhunshihuijia,
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tahuibaozhewo,yibianbiandiduiwoshuoqinghua,shuowomencongdaxuexiangliandaojiehunzheibaniandediandiandidi。
tashuo:「wanwan,nijiushiwodeming,niyaoshimeile,woyehuobuxiaqu。」woyibiankuijiuyuzijideyinman,
yibianyouzaixinlimomopansuanzhe,gaizenmebazhenxianggaosuta。kehenkuai,shiqingjiukaishibuduijingle。
takaishipinfandiduozhewojiedianhua,shoujiyongyuanpingmuchaoxiadifangzaizhuoshang,wowentatajiushuoshigongzuoshangdeshi,
padaraowoxiuxi。houlai,takaishishuogongsixiangmujin,xuyaojiabanle。tashuo:「wanwan,wodepinmingzhuanqiana,
nidezhiliaofeikendingbushigexiaoshumu。」woxinlisuiranyoudianyihuo,danshihaishibennengdexinrenta。
zhidaoneitianwanshang,taxizaodeshihoushoujizaiwaimianzhengebuting。wonaqishouji,weixindeyulanxiaoxidanlechulai。
beizhushi「linmishu」。「afeng,nishenmeshihouguolaiya?baobaotiwole,tayexiangbabaleni。」linmishu?
woyihuodedianjintatouxiang,zhidingdeyitiaopengyouquanjiushishuxide**。linqingyue。zhangzhifengzangzaixindishinian,
pengbudeshuobudedebaiyueguang。wohezhangzhifengshidaxuetongxue,linqingyueyeshi。dangnianzhangzhifengzhuilelinqingyuesannian,
linqingyueyibiandiaozhetadangbeitai,xiangshouzhetawuweibuzhidezhaogu,yibiangenxuexiaoliyoumingdefuerdaijiuchanbuqing。
biyehou,fuerdaichuguo,linqingyuexianzhangzhifengjiajingputong,shanhunjialegebendidetuhao。
zhangzhifengweicixiaochenlehenjiu,neiduanshijianshiwopeizaitashenbian。houlaiwomenshunlichengzhangdizaiyiqi,jiehun。
woyiweilinqingyuezheigemingzi,zaogaibeifengcunzailishidechenailile。meixiangdaoa。
woliulanletamendeliaotianjilu,liangrenjingranzaiwomentijianqianjiugaodaoyikuaiqule,
xinzangxiangshibeiyizhibinglengdeshouzuanzhule,tengdewochuanbuguoqi。yuanlai,zaiwoshenhuanjuezhengdezheiduanshijianli,
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tayijingpobujidaidi,weizijizhaohaolehoulu。erqielianhaizidouyoule。woguandiaoshouji,batafanghuiyuanchu,
pingmuchaoxia。yushideshuishengtingle。zhangzhifengguozheyujinzouchulai,kandaowozuozaichuangbian,
haixiaozhewenwo:「zenmehaibushui?shibushinalibushufu?」wokanzhetalianshangguanqiedebiaoqing,
zhijuedeyizhenfanwei。womeiyoudangchangchuochuanta。「meishi,zhishiyoudiankele。」wohuranhenxiangkankan,
yigerendaodineng**daoshenmedibu。jiexialaidejitian,wobiaoxiandexianggezhenzhengdeaizhengbingren。
wobuzaihaohaochifan,meitiandeyingyangcanwoyezhishixiangzhengxingdidongliangxiakuaizi,ranhoujiuwuzheweishuomeiyouweikou。
tayikaishihaihuiquanwo,houlai,jianwoshizainanshou,tayandidedanyoujiujianjianbeiyizhongyinmideqiexiqudai。
tadagaijuede,wodebingqingzaixunsuehua,lisibuyuanle。zheizhengzhongtaxiahuai。yigejijiangsiqudeqizi,
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shenshangdexiangshuiweiyecongwoguanyongdemuzhixiang,bianchenglelinqingyuexihuandetiannihuaguoxiang。
tahuilaideshijianyuelaiyuewan,jiabandejiekouyeyuelaiyuelipu。cong「gongsixiangmujinji」,dao「peikehuyingchou」
,zaidaohoulai,talianjiekoudoulandezhaole,zhijiefatiaoweixinjiwo:「jinwanbuhuile。」
wokanzheneitiaolengbingbingdeweixin,neixinhaowubolan,shenzhihaiyouxinqingjizijidianlefenxiaolongxiawaimai。
maladetangzhijintoulemeiyicunxiarou,wochidexinmanyizu,ranhoupailezhangkongkongruyedecanhezhaopian,
falegepengyouquan,peiwen:「yigerendekuanghuan。」fenzu,jinzhangzhifengkejian。tajihushimiaohui,
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yishengzenmeshuodeniwangle?bunengchixinla**dedongxi!」wolanyangyangdicalecazui。「fanzhengdouyaosile,
weishenmebunengzaisiqianfangzongyixia?」dianhuaneitouchenmole,guolehaoyihuier,
tacaiyongyizhongpibeiyouwunaideyuqishuo:「wanwan,biezheiyang,suanwoqiunile,weilewo,
haohaoaixizijideshenti,haoma?」woneixinlengxiao,yingleshenghao,guaduanledianhua。yigezhouliudexiawu,
yangguanghenhao。wohualegejingzhidezhuang,huanshangtazuixihuandebaiselianyiqunzuozaiketinglidengta。
tatuimenjinlaideshihou,kandaowomingxianlengleyixia。「wanwan,nijintian……」「haokanma?」wozhanqishen,
zaitamianqianzhuanleyiquan,qunbaixianghuaeryiyangsankai。tayanshenfuzadikanzhewo,dianlediantou:「haokan。」
「zhifeng,」wozoudaotamianqian,yangtoukanzheta,yanjinglixumanleleishui,「womenjiehunbanianle,
nihaoxianghenjiumeiyouhaohaokanguowole。」tahoujiegundongleyixia,yandidekuijiujihuyaoyichulai。「duibuqi,
wanwan,zuijingongsitaimangle……」「wozhidao,」woshanjierenyididaduanta,「wozhidaonixinku,
doushiweilewo,weilezheigejia。」wolazhetadeshou,rangtazuozaishafashang,
ranhoucongchajixiamiannachuyifenwenjian。「zhifeng,zheishiwosongnideliwu。」
neishiyifenjuerenshoubaoxiandehetong。toubaorenshiwo,ershouyirenshizhangzhifeng。takandao「shouyiren」
neiyilandemingzishi,zhenggerendoujiangzhule,xiangbeileipileyiyang。taturanbaonu,bahetongshuaizaizhuoshang,
shengyindoubianlediao。「shenwanwan!nishenmeyisi!nizheishizaizhouwosima!」woxinlifanlegebaiyan,
zheinandaohaiyongzhouma?danlianshangqueshiyifushoushangyouweiqudebiaoqing。「zhifeng,nizenmenengzheimexiangwo?」
wodeyanleiqiadaohaochudiluolexialai,yidiyidizazaitashoubeishang。「wozhishi……wozhishihaipa,
wopawozouleyihou,niyigerenzenmeban?fangdaiyaohai,chedaiyaohai,yihou……yihounihaiyaoshenghuo,
wobuxiangwozhibingdeqian,chengweinixiabanbeizidetuolei。」wokudeqibuchengsheng,shangqibujiexiaqi。
「woshenmedoujibulenile,zhifeng,wozhinengxiangdaozheigebanfa,
jiudangshi……jiudangshiwoliujinizuihoudepeiban,ruguowozhendebuzaile,
xiwangniyihoudeshenghuoyenengyougebaozhang,buyongneimexinku。」woyibianshuo,yibiansisididingzhetadeyanjing。
tadeyanshenshunjiancongzhenjingfennubianchenglegandonghekuijiu。「wanwan……」tayibajiangwoloujinhuaili,baodesijin,
liqidadejihuyaoniesuiwodegutou。「nizheigeshagua!wobuyaoshenmeqian!wozhiyaoni!
wozhiyaonihaohaohuozhe!」takudebiwohaixiong,yanleicenglewoyijianbang。「woyidinghuizhihaonide!
nitingdaolemeiyou!wojiushizaguomaitie,qingjiadangchan,woyeyaozhihaoni!buxunizaihusiluanxiang!」
wopazaitahuaili,renyoutafaxiezheqingxu,lianshangqueshiyipianbinglengdepingjing。nikan,duokexiao。
yigepanzhewozaodiansihaogenxiaosanshuangsushuangfeidenanren,cikequebaozhewo,kuzhehanzheyaowohaohaohuoxiaqu。
renxinga,zhenshigeyouqudedongxi。takugoule,hongzheyanjingnaqibi,
zhandouzhezaishouyirenyilanqianxialezijidemingzi。zhangzhifeng。longfeifengwu,yibiyihua,
doutouzheyigupobujidai。qianwanzi,tabahetongxiaoxinyiyidishouhao,ranhoupengzhewodelian,
zhengzhongqishidiwenlewodeetou。「wanwan,xiexieni。yeqingnixiangxinwo,womenyidinghuiyouweilaide。」
wohanleidiantou,xiaodebiyangguanghaicanlan。shia,womenyidinghuiyouweilaide。zhibuguo,
nideweilaihewodeweilai,bushitongyigebale。baoxiandeshiqinggaoding,wojihuadedierbuyegaitishangrichengle。
woxuyaozhengju。nengbazhangzhifenghelinqingyuechuidesiside,rangtamenyongshibudefanshendezhengju。
wolianxileyijiazaiyeneihenyoumingqide**she。yuejiandedidianshiyijiahenpianpidekafeiguan。
jiedaiwodeshiyigekanqilaihenjinggandezhongniannanren,xingli。「lixiansheng,」wokaimenjianshan,
bayizhangyinxingkatuidaotamianqian,「woxuyaonimenbangwodiaochalianggeren,
wodexianshengzhangzhifenghetagongsixinlaidemishu,linqingyue。」wobatamendezhaopianhejibenxinxidileguoqu。
「woxuyaotamenchuguidequanbuzhengju,zhaopian、shipin、kaifangjilu、zijinwanglai……suoyoudeyiqie,
yuexiangxiyuehao,qianbushiwenti,wozhiyaojieguo。」lixianshengkanleyiyanziliao,youkanlekanwo,
yanshenlidaizheyisitanjiu。「nvshi,maomeiwenyiju,ninxuyaozheixiezhengju,shizhunbei……」「lihun。」
wohuidadezhandingjietie,「woyaorangtajingshenchuhu。」lixianshenglerandidianlediantou,shouqileyinxingkaheziliao。
「ninfangxin,womenshizhuanyede,yizhouzhinei,jinindiyipiziliao。」wutianhou,
yifengjiamiyoujianjiufadaolewodeyouxiang。wobazijifansuozaishufangli,shenxiyikouqi,diankaileneigeyasuobao。
yizhangzhangzhaopianxiangfenglidedaozi,zaiwoyanqianpuchenkailai。youtamenzaigongsidixiatingchechangyongwendezhaopian,
zhangzhifengbaozhelinqingyue,wendeneimeyongli,fangfoyaojiangtaroujinzijideshentili,
linqingyuehuzheshanghaipingtandexiaofu,xingfudesuozaitahuaili。youtamenqianshouguangmuyingdiandezhaopian,
zhangzhifengnazheyizhixiaoxiaodebolanggudoulinqingyuexiao,neixiaorongshiwocongweizaitalianshangjianguode,wenrouyoumanzu,
chongmanleduiweilaideqixu。youtashuawodefuka,jilinqingyuemaimingpaibaobaoheshoushidexiaofeijilu,
meiyibidoubaozhuangdewanmeiwuque。haiyoutamenjinchugaodangjiudiandejiankongjietu,shijian、didian,
douqingxideburongbianbo。womianwubiaoqingdiyizhangzhangfankanzhe,xinzangzaoyimamu,buqiyisibolan。
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wendangdemingzijiao「yongcanjilu」。lixianshenghenxixin,dezhizhangzhifengweiaidexiaoxihou,
bujinpailetamenqinmidezhengju,haijiluletamenzheiyizhouyongcanqingkuang。wodiankaiwendang,yixingxingdikanxiaqu。
zhouyi,xxzhongqinghuoguo。zhouer,xxxiangcaiguan。zhousan,xxshaokaodian,dianlebiantailadekaochi。zhousi,
xxsifangchuancai。zhouwu,zaijiadianlemalaxiangguowaimai。wokanzheneiyigegechongmanle「ma」「la」「xin」
「you」deziyan,younaqishoubianneifenshuyuzhangzhifengdetijianbaogao,fandaozuihouyiye。
yizhuqingqingchuchudixiezhe:jixinla、jiyouni、jiyanjiu、jishengleng。
weiaihuanzhedeyinshijinjitashipengdeyitiaobuluo。linqingyuedagaiyebuzhidao,tameitiandaizhewoneishenqingdezhangfu,
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zhangzhifengderijianxiaoshouheshichangwuzheduzizhoumeidedongzuo,shiyinweigongzuodelaolei。zhenshitaifengcile。
wobaneizhangtahelinqingyuezaihuoguodianli,xiaodeyilianxingfudezhaopianfangda。zhaopianli,
tazhengjiaqiyipianzaihongyouguntanglishuandetouliangdemaodu,zhunbeiweijiduimiandelinqingyue,
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zuowanzheiyiqie,wozhanqishenzoudaochuangbian。turan,fangzaizhuoshangdeshoujixiangle,wojieqi,
shilixianshengdedianhua:「shennvshi,womengangchadaoyigehenzhongyaodexiaoxi,woxiangninyoubiyaozhidao」
「shenmexiaoxi?」duimianlixianshengdeyuqidaizheyisiyinmidexingfen:「womenyoudiaochuninxianshengdetijianbaogao,
nindexianshenghuanyouxiantianxingwujingzheng!yejiushishuo,lin**duzilidehaizilingyouqiren!」
wochaoqizhuoshangshuyuzhangzhifengdeneifenjianchabaogao,wangqianfanlejiye,「wujingzheng」sangeziheranzailie!
heweiaizheizhongyaorenmingdebingzhengbiqilai,wujingzhengjianzhishixiaozhiyouxiao。
danshijiehelinqingyueduziligangchengxingdehaiziyiqi,zheijianshijiubiandeyouyisiqilaile。
wozuijiaogouqi:「lixiansheng,nidexinxihenyouyong,jixuchaxiaqu,woyaoquedinghaizideqinshengfuqin,
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