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peng!bushimatongdechongshuisheng,ershiyijijiejieshishihenhenshanzaiwozuolianshangdeerguang。
**ladejutongshunjianzhakai,yanqianjinxingluanmao,erduowengwengzuoxiang,
fangfoyouwushuzhimifengzailuneikaiyaogunyanchanghui。womengle,chedimengle。「zhoulai!
nigesijiantizijiaonigandianhuo!mojibantian,hanbudongnileshibushia?」
yigejianlicier、baohanedudenvshengxiangpoluoyiyangzajinwodeerduo。shixianjujiao,
yigeyouheicuzhuang、chuanzhexidefabailanbuguazidenvrenchayaozhanzaiwomianqian,
tuomoxingzisuizhetafennudepaoxiaoyudianbanpenjiandaowolianshang。tashouzhijihuchuodaowobijian,
hunzhuodexiaoyanjingliranshaozhexiongxiongnuhuo:「bazijixideneimeganjing!
xiangshizheigeshangougoulimianyourennengkandeshangniyiyang!zhuangshenmeqianjin**?jilaonianggunquganhuo!」
cibidehanwei、liezhiyanweiheyigunanyiyanyudesuansouqixihunhezhepumianerlai。
woxiayishidihuangusizhou:diaidezhuanfang,nitudimiankengwabuping,qiangbihuzhefahuangdejiubaozhi,
jiaoluoliduizhezangwudenongjuhechaihuo。weiyidechuanghuxiaxiao,mengzhehouhoudehuichen,
toujinlaideguangxianhunaneryayi。wobushizaizijiwenxindexiaogongyuli,
ershi……zaiyigemoshengde、pobaide、sanfazhepinqionghefuxiuqixideshangougou?!
jiyiduancengbankazaiwozuozaixinmatongshangdeneiyike。yanqianyihei?tengtong?ranhou……jiudaozheilile?
zuomatongchuanyue?!sheijiahaorenchuanyueshizheizhongzishia!zheikaijuyetaichouxiangleba!
woneixinyiwantou**bentengerguo。「lengzhegansha?longlehaishiyabale?piyouyangyangleshiba?」
nvrenjianwobudongdan,nuhuogengchi,chaoqipangbianyigenxiujibanban、dingduanjianruidelugouzi,
zuoshijiuyaowangwoshenshangzhaohu。neixiongsheneshademoyang,jueduibushihehuren。
siwangdeweixiexiangbinglengdedusheshunjianchanjinlewodexinzang!wobennengdixiangduo,kezheijushentizhangqiyingyangbuliang,
shouruodexianggenmagan,fanyingchidun,genbenbibukaineidaizhefengshengzaxialaidexiongqi!
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji——「di——」
yigehuankuaidaojinhuguiyidedianziyinhaowuzhengzhaodizaiwonaohaishenchuxiangqi,
fangfolaojiushouyinjiturandiaodaoleertongpindao。「choujiangxitongjieruchenggong。suzhuninhaomiao~」
「youyusuzhusiyinweixinyuanxingcusimiao,genju《yishizhongshengrenxinghuaguanlitiaoli》,
tezhuanhuaqishichoujinengchoujiangcishuzuoweibuchang,suzhushifouxianzaikaishichouqumiao?」xinyuanxingcusi?
wozuomatongshangshifangyalibazijishifangmeile?!zheisifayetaibiequleba!dancike,
neilugouzicaishizhenzhengdecuimingfu!nvrenzhengningdemiankonghejianruidegoujianzaishiyezhongjisufangda!「chou!kuaichou!
」woyongjinquanshenliqi,jihushisihouzhezainaozhonghuiying。guantashenmexitongshenme,xianhuoxialaizaishuo!
「dididada——dinglingkuanglang——」
naohaizhongshunjianxiangqiyizhenjiqirenao、rutonglasiweijiasilaohujifengkuangyunzhuandecaozadianziyinxiao,
yigejudade、shanshuozhelianjianihongdengguangdexunizhuanpanxuyingzaiwoyishiligaosuxuanzhuanqilai,
shangmianmimimamabiaozhuzhewokanbuqingdeqiguaijinengtubiao。「gongxisuzhu!shilianchoujichujinmiao!
huodegongjijineng——【tantufeifan】miao!xiaoguo:duimubiaotutankeyinfaqijuliefutong,
xiaoguochixusanxiaoshimiao!zhuyi:jinengweiyicixingtiyanka,shixiaoguohouxiaoshimiao!」【tantufeifan】?
tu……tutan?!gongjijineng?!wokuaifengle!kanzheneiliwonaodaizhiyoujicunyuandelugouzijian,
wangganshunjianyanmeilewo:「nishizhiwangwoyongzuipao(tantu)quanshuozheigenazhelugouzikuaiyaobaosiwodenvrenma?
dage!shengsiguantoua!」「qinqin,shitutandetan,bushitantudetanmiao。」
xitongdedianziyindaizheyisibuyichajuede……xingzailehuo?bushi,qiuqiule,nengbunengkouqianzhongchoua!
zheishenmepojineng!taiexinleba!woneixinfengkuangtucao,
danshentidebennengqiushengyuyijingyadaoleyiqiexiuchihelizhi。lugouzidaizhepokongshengluoxia!
wojihushiliangundaipadixiangpangbianpudao,langbeididuoguozheizhimingyiji,lugouzijian「dang」
diyishengshenshenzaojinwoganggangzuozhedetukangbianyuan,jianqiyipiannihui。「sijiantizihaiganduo!」
nvrenyijiluokong,gengshibaonu,bachulugouzi,xiangyitoubeijinudeyezhu,zaicixiangwochonglai。
xiaxiaodewuzigenbenwuchuketao!wobeitabidaoleqiangjiao,beihoushibinglengdetuqiang,
mianqianshisanfazhehanchouheshaqidepangdashenqu,yijineishanzhehanguangdexiongqi。simadanghuomayi!pinle!
womengdixileyikouqi,feibukuozhangdailaiyizhensiliebandetengtong——zheishentitaixuruole。
kouqianglishunjianfenmichudaliangdetuoye,daizheyizhongguzhuyizhidebeizhuanggan,
womiaozhunnvrenchangkaide、hanjinjindeyijinlingkou——「he——te!」
yikousuanbushangduodanyejueduiqingxidetuomo,daizhewoquanbude「gongjiyizhi」,
jingzhundiluozailetayouninidexiongkoulanbushang,liuxiayigeshensedeshihen。shijianfangfoningguleyimiao。
nvrenditoukanlekanxiongkouneidianshiji,youtaitoukanxiangwo,lianshangdehengrouyinweijizhidefennuerjuliechouchu,
yanjingdengdexiangtongling,limianranshaodehuoyanjihuyaojiangwofenhui:「sijiantizi!ni!gan!tu!wo?!」
tafachuzheneryulongdepaoxiao,pushanbandedashoudaizhefengsheng,zhizhichaowodetoufazhualai!neijiashi,
xiangshiyaobawodetoupizhenggesixialai!wojuewangdibishangleyan,
xinlizhiyouyigeniantou:zheipoxitongkengsiwole……raner,yuxiangzhongdejutongbingweijianglin。「aiyou——!」
yishengqilidecanjiaoqudailefennudepaoxiao。womengdizhengkaiyan。zhijiannvrenneizhishendaoyibandeshoumengdijiangzhu,
suijixiangchudianbansuohui,sisiwuzhulezijideduzi。talianshangdexionghenshunjianbeiyizhongniuqudetongkusuoqudai,
etoushangdoudadehanzhuyirouyankejiandesudumaolechulai,lianseyouheihongzhuanweicanbai。
「aiyou…aiyouwei…tengsilaoniangle…changzi…changziyaojiaoduanle…」tagoulouzheyao,shentibushoukongzhidizhandou,
gangcaihaiqishixiongxiongdeshenqucikexiangyizuojijiangbengtadenishan。takanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanlejinghaihenanyizhixin,
fangfowoshishenmepizherenpideyaomoguiguai。「wenzaidongxi…aiyou…duzitengsiwole…」tatengdezhichoulengqi,
lianmarendeliqidouruolejifen,「zidashengleni…jiumeiyitianrizihaoguo…kuaiqu!jilaoniangzhaogezhitengyaolai!
yaotengsiwole!」jihui!woxiangshoujingdetuzi,gubushangtuiruan,liangundaipadicongtashenbianjiguoqu,
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kongqisuiranhunzazhenituheshengchudeqiwei,quebiwulineihunzhuodekongqiqingxinbaibei。
woduodaowupangyigeduizhechaihuodejiaoluo,beikaozhecucaodemuchai,xinzanghaizaixiongqianglifengkuangleigu,
jihuyaotiaochulai。lianjiashang**ladetonggantixingzhewogangcaideshengsiyixian。「xitong!xitongnihaizaima?」
wochuanzhecuqi,zainaohailifengkuanghuhuan。「zaidemiao,qinqinsuzhu,youhefenfumiao?」
neihuankuaidedianziyinlikehuiying。「youhefenfu?!」wojianzhiyaobeiqixiaole,yadileshengyinhoudao,
「nijiwojieshijieshi!zheijiaotianbengkaijua!beiguaimaidaoshangouli,haiyougesuishiyaodasiwode『ma』!
nizheixitongyetai『renxinghua』leba?choudeshenmeguijineng!exinsiwole!」「meiyoueqinqin,」
xitongdeshengyintingqilaiwuguyoulizhiqizhuang,「nizhishibuxingbeiguaimailemiao。genjushujufenxi,
benxitongtigongdejinengzaiweijiguantouchenggongzhengjiulesuzhushengming,chongfentixianle『renxinghua』deguanhuaimiao。
zhiyujinengxingshi,suijichouqu,gaibutuihuanmiao。」「wokequniderenxinghua!」woyaoyaqiechi,
「zheijinengnengyongjici?fuzuoyongni?haiyou,neiqishichou,shengxiadeliushichouni?ganjinjiwozaichou!
bixuhuangekaopude!zheitutan……wanyinatianwoganmaolekechuhuangtanzenmeban?duomaitaia!」
「qinqinnindexiaxianhaimangaodemiao,haikaolvdaoletanyexingzhuangdewenti。」
xitongdedianziyinsihudaishangledianyeyu。「???」zheipoxitongganggangshibushizaifengciwo?!
woqidechadianbeiguoqiqu。「bi——jiancedaoxinrenwushengchengmiao!」xitongdetishiyinturanbiandeyansuleyidian,
「renwuneirong:yingjiubeikunzaimaofangdeliangmingbeiguaiertongmiao。renwudidian:benzhaiyuanluohoufanghancemiao。
tishi:mubiaoshengmingtizhengweiruo,qingsuzhujinkuaixingdongmiao。」maofang?hance?
yigunongliede、fangfonengjuxianghuadeechoujiyishunjianchongjinwodebiqiang。wolaojianongcundehance,
neijianzhishitongnianemeng!zhenyaobarenguanlimian,xunbusiyedetuocengpi。gengbietihaishi「shengmingtizhengweiruo」
的小孩。屋里,
nvrentongkude**hezhoumahaizaiduanduanxuxuchuanlai:「zhoulai…nigeaiqiandaode…yao…yaoni…tengsiwole…」
tingzhetaneiqicandeaihao,zaikankannaohaizhongxitongbiaozhudeshanshuozhehongguangderenwujiantouzhixianghouyuan,woxinyiheng。
buguanle,xianjiuren。zheinvrenyishibanhuieryinggaidongbule。womaozheyao,jinliangfangqingjiaobu,xianggexiaozeiyiyang,
shunzhetuqianggenkuaisuliuxianghouyuan。yuekaojinhouyuan,
neigushuxide、hunhezhefajiaopaixiewuhefubaiqixidenongliechouweijiuyuefaqingxi,
xundewoweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。yigeyongpomubanhemaocaomianqiangdajianqilaidediaipengzichuxianzaiyanqian,
zheijiushi「maofang」le。menkouhuluanguazheyikuaikanbuqingyansedepobulianzi,suanshimen。
woqiangrenzheoutudeyuwang,pingzhuhuxi,xiaoxinyiyidixiankaineiyouninidepobulian,tantouwanglikan。
guangxianjiqihunan,mianqiangnengshiwu。jiaoluoli,lianggexiaoxiaodeshenyingquansuozaiyiqi,
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qiweixiangdui「wenhe」lexie,danyirancibi。raoshiruci,lianggehaiziyeshixiaolianbiedetonghong,yanshenhuansan,
buzhudiganou,xianranbeizhemodebuqing。yigexiaonanhai,yigexiaonvhai,kanzhedoubuguoqibasuideyangzi,
yizhesuiranzangwupolan,danliaozimingxianbushizheishangoulidedongxi。youqishineigexiaonvhai,jishimanlianwuhui,
yenengkanchuwuguandejingzhi。
woyiyanjiukandaolexiaonanhaidejiao——jiaohuaishangfangbeiliqihuakaileyidaoshenkejiangudedakouzi,pirouwaifan,
bianyuanhongzhongfayan,zhenggugudishenzhehuangshuihexuesi。shangkouzhouweidepifuchengxianchubuzhengchangdeqingzise。
kanneishangkoudexingzhuang,fenmingjiushiwogangduoguodeneibalugouzide「jiezuo」。tianshaderenfanzi!chusheng!
duizheimexiaodehaiziyenengxiarucidushou!yigunuhuoshunjianchongshangwodetouding,yaguoleexinhekongju。
wolikedunxiashen,congpangbianjianqiyikuaibianyuanfenglidesuiwapian(ganxiezheipobaidehuanjing),
xiaoxinyiyidikaishigeneikunzhetamendecaosheng。shengzihencuhenren,wapianyoudun,geqilaishifenfeili。
wozheicaimingbaiweishenmelianggehaizizhengbukai——zheicaoshengsihushijinguoyoude,yichangjieshi,
zaijiashangxiaonanhaizhongshang,xiaonvhaijingkongwuli,genbenbukenengzhengtuo。「biepa,jiejielaijiunimen。」
woyibianyongligeshengzi,yibianyadishengyinanfu。xiaonvhaitaiqileiyanmenglongdelian,
yanshenlichongmanlekongjuheyisiweiruodexiji。xiaonanhaizejinbizheyanjing,huxijicu,xiaolianshaodetonghong。
「kuaidian…baba…babamashangyaozhaodaonile…」xiaonvhaideshengyinsiyadexiangpofengxiang,qiruoyousi,
quedaizheyizhongqiguaidezhinian,xiangshizaiduiwofachujinggao。wolengleyixia,suijifanyingguolai,
zheihaizipashijingheguodu,kaishishuohuhuale。wotengchushou,
qingqingdanleyixiatazangxixiqueguangjiedeetou:「shahaizi,zheidoushenmeniaobulashideguidifangle?
nibajiushibeidouxingdaohang,yedehuahaojitiancainengzhaodaozheier。nengpaobu?youliqidehua,
jiejiedainiliangyiqipao!」xiaonvhaidaidaidikanzhewo,sihumeiwanquanlijie,yousihubei「pao」
zheigezichudongle。wojiaojiwanfen。congzheijushenticanliudejiyisuipianli,wodezhizheihurenjiahaiyougenanren,
shizheinvrendezhangfu,yeshirenfanzituanhuodeyiyuan。tachuqu「banshi」le,suishikenenghuilai。dengtadaojia,
daizhelianggeshoushangshoujingdehaizi,xiangpaochuzheigefengbideshancun,jianzhishichirenshuomeng!shengzizhongyubeigeduanle。
wolikequfuneigegaoshaohunmidexiaonanhai。「hei——!」woyaojinyaguan,
shichuchinaidejingerxiangbatabeiqilai。jieguo,xiaonanhaideshentizhishiqingweihuangdongleyixia,
wozijifaneryinweiyongliguomengchadianzaidao。gaisi,wanglezheicha!zheiju「zhoulai」deshentizhangqibeinvedai,
yingyangbuliang,shouruodegenzhipianyiyang,nalibeidedongyigebandadehaizi。「xitong!jianghujiuji!」
wozaixinlifengkuangnahan,「nengbunengzaichouyici?jiwogeliqidadejineng!dalichuqijineizhong!
wobeibudonga!」「qinqin,jinengchouquwanquansuiji,wufazhidingmiao,quankansuzhudeyunqinimiao。」
xitongdehuidahaowuganqing。jiuzaizheishi,yuanqiangwaiyinyuechuanlailefadongjixihuodeshengyin,
jiezheshichenzhongdejiaobushenghenanrencushengcuqideshuohuasheng!shineigenanrenhuilaile,
wodexinshunjiantidaolesangziyan。「chou!xianzaijiuchou!pinle!」wojihushihouchulaide,
tongshimengxiyidakouchongmanechoudekongqi,saibangziguqi——shizaibuxing,jiuzhinenggujizhongshi,
yongneiexinde【tantufeifan】zhaohuzheigenanrenle!suiranchenggonglvweizhi,fuzuoyongjuda,danzongbidengsiqiang。
「dididada——dinglingkuanglang——」naohaizhongdenihongdazhuanpanzaicifengkuangxuanzhuanqilai。zaiwobiezheqi,
kouqianglituoyexianzaicifengkuanggongzuo,zhunbeiyingjieneijuewangerexindeyi「tuo」shi——「ding!
gongxisuzhuqishichoudachengshuangjinchengjiumiao!huodediergejinsejineng:【jiwowenwendexingfu】miao!」
【jiwowenwendexingfu】?zheiyoushishenmeguimingzi?mingmingzushiqinglefeizhuliuzangaijiazuma?!
「jinengleixing:richangfuzhulei(xiyou)miao。jinengmiaoshu:suzhuzaishiyongjinenghousanmiaoneiqinwenqitarenlei,
jikejinxingxuyuanmiao!yuanwangxumingquehanchu,qiexuzaisuzhunenglijidangqianshijiewulifazeyunxufanweineimiao。
yuanwangshengxiaoshizhang:yixiaoshimiao。lengqueshijian:24xiaoshimiao。」womudengkoudai,
zheijineng…tingqilaihaoxiangyoudianlihai?dan…zheifadongtiaojianyetaixiuchileba!
nanrendejiaobushengyijingdaoleyuanmenkou!menshuanbeiladongdeshengyinqingxikewen!meishijianyouyule!womengdizhuanshen,
muguangshunjiansuodingleliwozuijin、zhengyangzhexiaolianjingkongdikanzhewodexiaonvhai。wofuxiashen,
yixunleibujiyanerzhishi,「bo」deyisheng,zaitazhanzheniwuheleihendebingliangxiaoliandanshangzhongzhongqinleyikou。
「ciyuwoliliangba!」woyongjinquanshenliqi,hanchuleneigecikezuipoqie、zuifuhewulifazedeyuanwang!
「qinqinhenyouchengweimahoushaojiu(mofashaonv)deqianzhinimiao。」xitongbuheshiyiditucao。
「qiuqiunibieshuohua!」wolianjiaguntang,ganjuezheibeizidoumeizheimexiuchiguo。danxiayimiao,
yiguqiyidereliushunjiancongxinzangyongxiangsizhibaihai!fangfoganhedehechuangbeixiongyongdehongshuiguanman!
jirouweiweiguzhang,gugefachuqingweidepipasheng,wuqiongdeliliangganchongchilezheijuyuanbenxuruobukandeshenti。
chengle!woerhuabushuo,wanyao,shoubeichuanguoxiaonanhaideyexiahexiwan,shaoyiyongli,
jiujiangtaqingpiaopiaodibaoleqilai!zhendeqingdexiangyipianyumao。zheiganjuetaiqimiaole!「baojinwo!」
woduixiaonvhaidiheyisheng。xiaonvhaisihubeiwozheiturande「shenli」jingdaile,
xiayishidishenchuxiaoshoujinjinbaozhulewodebozi。「zou!」wobaozhenanhai,beizhenvhai,
xiangyizhenfengsidechongchulechouqixuntiandemaofang。gangchongchumaofang,jiuhezoujinyuanzidenanrendalegezhaomian。
yigeyouheicuzhuang、manlianhengroudezhongniannanren,chuanzhezangxixidemianao,
shenshangdaizhenongzhongdeliezhiyancaoheshengkoupengdeweidao。takandaowobaozhelianggehaizichongchulai,xianshilengleyixia,
suijisanjiaoyanlibaoshechuxiongguang:「siyatou!nigansha!」「jieguo!」wonayoushijiangentafeihua,
【wenwendexingfu】jiachixia,woganjuezijinengzhuangdaoyitouniu。wofeidanmeiyoujiansu,fanermengdijiasu,
xiangyitoushoujingdexiaolu,chaozhetahetashenhoudeyuanmenzhichongguoqu。nanrenxianranmeiliaodao「zhoulai」ganfankang,
gengmeiliaodaotanengyouzheimedadeliqihesudu。taxiayishidishenshouxianglan,beiwoceshenyongjianbanghenhenyizhuang!
「aiyou!」nanrencubujifang,beizhuangdeyigelieju,xianghoudaotuilehaojibu,chadianshuaidaozaidi。
tawenzhushenxing,qijibaihuaidipaoxiaoqilai:「fanletianle!lanzhuta!」wulidenvrentingdaodongjing,
renzhefutongyezhengzhazhetanchutou,fachuqilidejianjiao:「dangjiade!zhuazhuta!neixiao**xiexingdehen!
aiyou…teng…」wochongerbuwen,baozhelianggehaizi,yibaimichongcidesuduchongchulezheidiyubandeyuanzi,
chongshanglewaimiankengwabupingdetulu!hanfengshunjianguanjinwodekoubi,querangwojingshenyizhen。「xitong,daohang!
nabiannengshanggonglu?」wozainaozhongjihu。」「zuozhuan,shunzhezheitiaotuluyizhipao,dayuesangongli,
fanguoyigexiaotupojiunengkandaoxianjigonglumiao。gebicunzaigaonongjiale,zheigediankenenghuiyoucheliangjingguomiao。」
xitongxunsuhuiying,yigeqingxidelvsejiantoufuxianzaiwoshiyeqianfang。sangongli!baozheyige,beizheyige!
ruguoshizhiqiandeshenti,paochuyibaimijiudepaxia。danxianzai,liliangchongyingquanshen,womaikaishuangtui,
ganjuejiaoxiashengfeng,meiyibudoutadejianshiyouli。huaizhongdexiaonanhaiguntangdexianggexiaohuolu,
beishangdexiaonvhaijinjinlouzhewodebozi,baxiaolianmaizaiwodejingwo,shentihaizaiweiweifadou。「biepa!
jiejiedainimenchuqu。」woyibiankuangben,yibianchuanxizheanweita。「ng……」xiaonvhaimenmendiyingleyisheng,
loudegengjinle。shenhoudejiaomashenghezhuigandejiaobushengyuelaiyueyuan,neilianggeemoxianranmeiliaodaowozheimenengpao,
yishibanhuierzhuibushanglai。danwosihaobugansongxie,yaozheya,chaozhexitongzhiyindefangxiangpinmingbenpao。
feibu**laditeng,hanshuijintouledanbodeyishan,lengfengyichui,cigudebingliang,danqiushengdeyizhizhichengzhewo。
fanguoneigeguangtutudexiaotupo,yitiaobusuankuankuodanpuzheboyoudegongluchuxianzaiyanqian。wochongdaolubian,
dakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi,xinzangkuangtiaodejihuyaocongzuilibengchulai。huailidenanhaiqixiweiruo,
beishangdenvhaiyekuaixutuole。gonglushangkongkongdangdang,oueryoujizhiwuyafeiguo,fachubuxiangdejiaosheng。
shijianyifenyimiaoguoqu,meiyimiaodouxiangyinianneimemanzhang。xiyangdeyuhuiranhongletianji,wendukaishijijuxiajiang。
zaidengxiaqu,jiusuanbubeizhuahuiqu,lianggehaiziyechengbuzhule。jiuzaiwokuaiyaojuewangdeshihou,
yuanchuchuanlaileqicheyinqingdehongmingsheng。yiliangbaisedesuvzhengconggongludelingyitoushilai。xiwang!
wolikebaozhehaizichongdaoluzhongyang,pinminghuiwuzheshoubei。zhi——!cierdechacheshengxiangqi。
suvzaijuliwomenbudaoliangmidedifangxianxiantingzhu。chechuangjiangxia,
luchuyizhangdaizhejingehejingtidezhongniannanrendelian。「nizheihaizizenmehuishi?buyaomingle!」sijihoudao。
「jiuming!shushujiuming!」wogubushangjieshi,yuwuluncidihandao,「womenshibeiguaimaide!houmianyourenzhui!
zheihaizifagaoshaokuaibuxingle!qiuqiunijiujiuwomen!」wodeyangzilangbeibukan:toufasanluan,
lianshanghongzhongdebazhangyinqingxikejian,yifuzhanmannituhewuji,huailidehaizihunmibuxing,
beishangdehaiziyeyanyanyixi。zheiyiqiedoujijushuofuli。zhongniannanrenzixikanlekanwomen,
youqishixiaonanhaijiaoshangneizhengningdeshangkouhenvhaijingkongdeyanshen,lianshangdejingtixunsubeizhenjinghetongqingqudai。
talikedakaichemen:「kuai!kuaishangche!」wolianshengdaoxie,shoumangjiaoluandibalianggehaizisaijinwennuandehouzuo,
zijiyejilejinqu。chezizhongxinqidong,xunsushili。woconghouchuangwangqu,tuponeibian,
lianggeheidian(neiduinannv)zhengdiediezhuangzhuangdipaoguolai,huiwuzheshoubei,jiaomazheshenme,
danhenkuaijiubeiyuanyuanshuaikai,xiaoshizaimusezhong。jinbengdeshenjingzhouransongchi,
judadepibeiganhejiehouyushengdexutuoganshunjianxijuanlewo,jihurangwotanruanzaizuoyishang。「biepalehaizi,
anquanle。」zhongniannanrentouguohoushijingkanzhewomen,yuqiwenhelexuduo,「wojiaochenguodong,
shigebicun『shanshuiju』nongjialedelaoban。nimenzheishi……ai,zaoniea!wozheijiusongnimenquzhenshangyiyuan!」
「xiexie…xiexiechenshushu…」wogengyanzhedaoxie,huaizhongdexiaonvhaiyexiaoshengchuoqiqilai。
chenguodongdiguolaiyipingshuiheyibaozhijin:「xiancaca,hekoushuihuanhuan。nimen……zhidaojialirendedianhuama?」
xiaonvhaiwenyan,shentimengdiyijiang,yanshenbiandegengjiakongju,jinjinzhuazhuwodeyijiao,pinmingwangwohuailisuo,
fangfochenguodongshishenmehongshuimengshou。woxinzhongyilin,qingqingpaizhetadebeianfu,duichenguodongshuo:「shushu,
nengbaninshoujijiewoyongyixiama?wo……woshishilianxijialiren。」chenguodonghaobuyouyudibashoujidileguolai。
xiaonvhaikanzhewojieguoshouji,xiaozuimindejinjinde,yanshenfuzajile,youkongju,youaiqiu,
haiyouyizhongwodubudongdeshenchendebeishang。woshenxiyikouqi,jiesuopingmu,kanxiangxiaonvhai,
yongyanshenxunwen:haoma?xiaonvhaizhandouzhe,jiqihuanmandibaochuleyichuanshuzi。meibaoyigeshuzi,
tadeliansejiucangbaiyifen。dianhuajietongle。huatonglichuanlaiyigedichen、pibei,
quedaizheyisiweiyandenansheng:「wei?nawei?」xiaonvhaijinjinzhuazhewodegebo,
zhijiajihuyaoqianjinwoderouli,zuichunduosuozhe,queyigeziyeshuobuchulai,
zhiyoudakedakedeyanleiwushenggunluo。wotanlekouqi,bashoujicoudaozijierbian:「ninhao,
qingwenshizhouxixidejiazhangma?」dianhuaneitoushunjianxianruyipiansiji。jimiaozhonghou,neigenanshengmengdibagao,
daizhenanyizhixindezhandouhejudadejidong:「ni…nishishei?!xixi…xixizainineili?!tazenmeyangle?
tazaina?!」「zhouxianshengninhao,」wojinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaizhending,「wojiaozhoulai。wohezhouxixi,
haiyoulingyigenanhai,ganggangcongyigeshancundeguaimaiwodiantaochulai。xixixianzaihewozaiyiqi,tahenhaipa,
danrenmeishi。lingyigenanhaifagaoshao,jiaoshangyoushang,qingkuangbutaihao。womenxianzaizaiquzhenyiyuandelushang,
shigebicunnongjialedechenlaobanhaoxindajiulewomen。womendeweizhishi……」
wokuaisuerqingxidishuomingleqingkuanghedidian。dianhuaneitoudenanrenhuxicuzhong,
xianranzaijilikongzhiqingxu:「haohao,wozhidaole!feichangganxieni,wolikeganguoqu,baochilianxi。」
dianhuaguaduan。cheneiyipianchenmo。chenguodongjiakuailechesu。zhouxixiyijiujinjinbaozhewodegebo,
xiaolianmaizaiwohuaili,shentiweiweizhandou。wokanzhechuangwaifeisulveguode、yuelaiyuefanhuadexiangzhenjingxiang,
ludengcidiliangqi,huangrugeshi。gangcaijinglideyiqie,xiangyichanghuangdanerkongbudeemeng。yigeniantoufuzhixinling,
turanzuanjinwodenaohai。wochangshizhezaiyishilihuhuan:「xitong?xitongnizaima?」「zaidemiaoqinqin,
youshenmexuyaobangzhudemiao?」xitongdedianziyinlikexiangying。「nimenzhiqianshuo……henrenxinghua,duiba?」
wozhenzhuozheciju。「shidemiaoqinqin,benxitongshizhongbingchiyonghuzhishangdefuwulinianmiao。」
xitonghuidadeyibenzhengjing。「nei……nengbunengtigexiaoxiaode、feichangrenxinghuadeqingqiu?」woyoudiannanyiqichi。
「qinqinqingjiangmiao。」「jiushi…neige…wochuanyueguolaideshihou…」woyadileshengyin,lianyoukaishifatang,
「woyuanlaishenti…zuozaimatongshang…neige…kuzi…nimenjitilemei?」「……」
xitongneibianxianruleguiyidechenmo。jimiaozhonghou,dianziyinsihukadunleyixia:「……mashangbanqinqin。」
「haiyou!」woganjinbuchong,「jidebangwohuanshangwoneitiaoxinmaidehaimianbaobaoshuiku!hualexiaoliangbaini,
haimeichuanguo!haiyou…shunbian…bangwohuagezhuang?yaoneizhonganxiangdiande…」wokebuxiangshehuixinwenzhaopiantainankan。
「haode……qinqin。」xitongdeshengyintingqilaiyoudianwuli。wohaixiangjixugenxitongchepiyixiazheiliqideyaoqiu,
turanganjuebaozhewogebodexiaoshoushoudegengjinle,jihuyaolejinwodegutouli。zhouxixitaiqitou,
leiyanmenglongdikanzhewo,shengyinqingdexiangyumaofuguo:「haojiubujian。」woyileng。haojiubujian?
womenzhiqianjianguo?shizheijushenti「zhoulai」dejiyicanliu?haishizheihaizijingheguodushuohuhua?
kanzhetacuiruoyoudaizhemouzhongqiyiyiliandeyanshen,woyaxiaxinzhongdeyihuo,qingqingpailepaitadebei。
zhouxixidingzhewo,yanzhongshunjianxumanleleishui。tamengdijiangtouzhongxinmaijinwodehuaili,
yongwoxiongqianneijianzaoyizangwubukandeyifu,yonglicadiaoxiongyongerchudeleishui,
menmendeshengyinchuanlai:「nishenshangdeweidao…haohaowen…」bushihanweihemaoceweima?woyouxiemangran。
chezihenkuaididalezhenyiyuan。suixingdeyishenghushizaoyijiedaotongzhi,yanzhenyidai。
tamenxiaoxinyiyidijianggaoshaohunmidexiaonanhaitaishangdanjiache,xunsutuijinlejizhenshi。
neigejiaoshangdeshangkouchumujingxin,kandeyihurenyuandoudaoxiyikouliangqi。
yigeshencaigaoda、chuanzhekaojiushenhuisedayidezhongniannanrenjihushipaozhechongjinyiyuande。taliansecangbai,
yanshenjiaozhuo,yiyanjiukandaolebeihushihuzaiyibian、jinjinzhuazhehushiyijiaodezhouxixi。「xixi!」
nanrenchongguoqu,banguixialai,yibajiangnverjinjinloujinhuaili,shengyingengyan,「babalaile!biepa!meishile!
」tadeshentiyinweihoupahejidongerweiweifadou。zhouxixizaifuqinhuailijiangyingleyixia,suiji「wa」
deyishengdakuqilai,fangfoyaojiangsuoyoudekongjuheweiqudouxuanxiechulai。nanrenbaozhenver,anfulehaoyihuier,
caitaiqitou,muguangyueguorenqun,jingzhundiluozailezhanzaiyipang、tongyanglangbeibukandewoshenshang。
tadeyanshenjiqifuza,youganji,youshenshi,younanyiyanyudechenzhong,haiyouyisi……nanyizhixindeshuxigan?
tabaozhezhouxixizhanqishen,zoudaowomianqian,gaodadeshenyingdailaiyizhongwuxingdeyali,
danyuqiqueyichangwenhe:「haizi…nijiaozhoulai,duima?xiexieni,zhende…feichangfeichangganxienijiulexixi。」
tademuguangsaoguowolianshangweixiaodehongzhongheshenshangdanbopojiudeyiwu,
youqishi**deshoubeihexiaotuishangneixiexinjiujiaocuodeyuqing,yanshenzhongdexintengjihuyaoyichulai。
「ni…niyeshibeiguaimaidaoneilidema?」wogangxiangkaikouhuida「shi」,
naohaizhongdedianziyinquehaowuzhengzhaodihuankuaizouxiang:「didi!gongxisuzhuyujianyuanshenshengfumiao!
qingjieshouxinrenwu——huifuzijidezhenshishenfenmiao!」yuanshenshengfu?!zhouxixidebaba……shi「zhoulai」
deshengfu?!sixufenluanruma,danrenwutishixiangyizhanmingdeng。huifushenfen!
zheishilikaineigediyu、zaizheigeshijielizudeguanjian!yanlei,jihubuxuyaorenheyunniang,shunjianyongleshanglai。
「yinwei…yinweimamaduiwomenbuhao…tiantiandawo…henteng…zhendehenteng…」wozhilezhizijishenshangdeshang,
leishuixiangduanlexiandezhuzigunluo,「wobuxiang…buxiangrangdidimeimeimenyeteng…」zheijuhuaxiangyibajingzhundeyaochi,
shunjianjizhonglezhouzhenghongxinzhongzuirouruanyezuitongkudedifang。tadetongkongmengdishousuo,
kanzhewodeyanshenbuzaishidanchundeganjihetongqing,
ershichanzalejuliedezhenjing、xintongheyizhongjinhushierfudedekuangxi!tadezuichunduosuozhe,sihuxiangshuoshenme,
quezuizhongzhishizhongzhongdidianlediantou,shenshou,jiqiqingroudi,
fumoleyixiawolingluandetoufa:「haohaizi…shoukule…xiangenshushuqujianchayixiashenti,haoma?
qitadeshiqing,womenmanmanshuo。」tadedongzuowubiwenrou,daizheyizhongxiaoxinyiyidezhenshi。
zaizhouzhenghongdeanpaixia,wojieshoulezuiquanmiandeshentijiancha。jieguobuchusuoliao:zhangqiyingyangbuliang,fayuchihuan,
pinxue,haiyoubianbuquanshendexinjiushanghenheruanzuzhicuoshang。chucizhiwai,daomeiyouzhimingdeneishanghuochuanranbing。
nazhebaogaodandezhouzhenghong,lianseyinchendenengdichushuilai,quantouniedegegezuoxiang。tashenxilehaojikouqi,
caimianqiangpingfuxiafantengdenuhuo,
kanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanlekuijiuhexinteng:「haizi…rangnishouzuile…yihou…zaiyebuhuile。」suihou,
zhouzhenghongdaizhewoheqingxushaoweiwendingxialaidezhouxixiquzhirenneiduibeizhuabuguianderenfanzifufu。
gezhedanxiangboli,kanzheshenxunshilineiliangzhangshuxiyouzhengningdelian,zhouxixihedezhiwangwoshenhouduo,
jinjinzhuazhuwodeshou。wozemianwubiaoqingdikanzhetamen,neixinhaowubolan,zhiyoubinglengdehenyi。likaijingjushi,
zhouzhenghongzhuangsiwuyidipailepaiwodejianbang,wenshengshuoyaoqujiwomaidianchide。woguaiqiaodiantou,
yanjiaodeyuguangquepiejiantajiqizirandijianggangcai「buxiaoxin」zhanzaiwowaitaojiantoudeyigentoufasi,
xunsueryinmidishoujinlezhangxin,ranhouxiaoxinyiyidifangruyigezhunbeihaodexiaomifengdaili。guoran。
tazaishoujiwodeshengwuyangben,quzuoqinzijianding。zhenshigexinsizhenmi、shanliangyouwenroudezhongnianrena。
zuozaihuichengdehaohuajiaocheli,wobimuyangshen,shizefankanzhexitongtigongde、guanyu「zhoulai」
zheijushenticanliude、shuyuyuanzhudejiyisuipian。
pianchongmanleheianhetongku:wuxiuzhidedama、fanzhongdelaozuo、zhugouburudeshiwu、edudezuzhou……haiyou,
在一个寒冷的夜晚,
wangcuihuahezhangfudeduihua:「…zheixiaojianzhongminghaitingying…chenglineijiazhaofengleyemeixiangdaozaiwomenzheishangala…」
「…heng,dangnianyaobushikantashigenvwa,youbingyanyandebuhaochushou,
zaorengshangouliweilangle…liuzheyeshilangfeiliangshi…」
「…dengfengshengzaiguoqudian…zhaogelaoguanggunmaile…duoshaonenghuandianjiuqian…」yuanzhu「zhoulai」
jiushizaineiyikechedibengkui,wannianjuhuixiatoulemenkoudexiaoshuitang。ranhou……jiubeiwo「jieguan」le。
jiaocheshiruyipianhuanjingqingyoudegaodangbieshuqu,
zuizhongzaiyidongqipaifeifan、daizhejudahuayuanhedulichekudeoushibieshuqiantingxia。diaohuatiemenhuanhuandakai,
jiaocheshiru。「daojiale,haizimen。」zhouxixisihuduizheilihenshuxi,dantadebiaoqingqueyouxiefuza,
lazhewodeshoujinlejin。jinrudenghuotongming、zhuangxiushehuadedating,
yigechuanzhedeti、mianrongheaidezhongnianfuren(chenyi)likeyingleshanglai,yanquanhonghongde:「xiansheng,
xixi**!nimenkehuilaile。danxinsiwole!」takandaowo,lengleyixia,
suijiluchuyoushandexiaorong:「zheiweijiushi……」「chenyi,zheishizhoulai,xixidejiumingenren,
yeshi……womenjiazunguidekeren。」zhouzhenghongjieshaodao。「zhoulai**,kuaiqingjin!」chenyilianmangzhaohu。
wohaichenjinzai「liulaolaojindaguanyuan」dezhenhanzhong,
guanmozheneijudadeshuijingdiaodeng、guangkejianrendedalishidimian、jiazhibufeideyishupin……turan,
yigexiaoxiaodeshenyingpaodanbanchongleguolai,yitouzhajinwohuaili!shizhouxixi。
tabuzhiheshisongkailezhouzhenghongdeshou,cikezhengjinjinbaozhewodeyao,xiaolianzaiwohuailicenglaicengqu,
xiangzhizhongyuzhaodaozhurendexiaomao,shengyinlichongmanlechuncuidexiyue。zhouzhenghongkanzhezheiyimu,yanshengengjiarouhe。
tazoudaowomianqian,weiweiwanxiayao,kuanhouwennuandeshouzhangqingqingluozaiwodetouding,daizheyizhongxiaoxinyiyidezhenzhong。
 
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