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wochenglejingchengzuihongdejizi,ririhanzhekuqiangchangqu。tamendoushuo,
wodesangyinxiangjilesannianqianbeicisidefeihou。xiaosi,neijiushiwo。
zhidaoneigeqinshoujiwoguanxiadujiudegouhuangdi,weiwoyizhiqianjin,hongzheyankuangzhuazhewodeshouwan。“aruan,
shinima?”wofanshoujiangtatuiruwoshenhouenkedehuaizhong,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。“bixia,maixiaobumaishen,
xiangtingquerdejiaqian。”takanzhewobojinghouneikeduyoudezhushazhi,chedifengle。01zuichunfengdezhifenqi,
nongdenengbarendehundounizhu。tanxianghunzhenvrendetixiang,haiyoujiuqi,jiaozhichengyizhangmibutoufengdewang。
wozuozaierloudelanganbian,huailibaozhepipa,zhijianqingqingbonongzheqinxian,changdeshiyiqu《zhangmenfu》。
“fuheyijiarenxi,buxiaoyaoyiziyu。hunyuyierbufanxi,xingkugaoerduju……”wodesangyinshitianshengde,
daizheyiguzishuiqi,xiangjiangnanmeiyuji,chanmianyoubeiqie。mamashuo,wozheisangzi,jiushilaotianyezhuizheweifanchi。
kerenmentingderuchiruzui,yiquchangba,louxiadatanglianjingdeluozhenkewen。ranhou,
shichaoshuibandejiaohaoshengheshangqian。suiyinzixiangyudianyiyangbeirengshangtai,dingdingdangdang,
shiwozheisannianlaitingguozuiyueerdeshengyin。wobaozhepipa,yingyingqishen,chaozhelouxiafuleyifu,
lianshangguazheqiadaohaochudemeixiao。kewodexin,bizheizuichunfengwaitoudeqiannianhanbinghaiyaoleng。jiuzaizheishi,
dinglouzuilijiandeneigebaoxiang,chuanlai“pa”deyishengcuixiang。shishanghaodeguanyaocibeisuiliedeshengyin。
woyanpidoumeitaiyixia。neigeweizhi,wozaojiuzhuyidaole。congwodengtaikaishi,jiuyouyidaozhuorendeshixian,
sisididingzaiwoshenshang。neidaoshixianliyoutanjiu,youzhenjing,youbuganzhixin,
haiyou……yisijihuyaoyichulaidehuihen。zhenkexiao。huihen?tayepei?“aruanguniang,womenjiazhuziyouqing。
”yigetaijiandabanderenkuaibuxialou,zoudaowomianqian,shengyinjianxi。woshenbiandelaobaolimaduiqimanliandexiao,
couguolaidishengdao:“aruan,shiguike,dingloudeguike!”woxinlilengxiao。guike?yuwoeryan,
buguoshigeguizishoubale。wolanlanditaiqiyan,kanxiangneigebaoxiangdefangxiang,guyibagaoleshengyin,
rangzhenggedatangderendoutingdejian。“mama,wojinerleile,bujianke。”laobaodelianshunjiankuale,
jidezhijiwoshiyanse。neigexiaotaijiandelianseyebiandejiqinankan。“fangsi!
womenzhuzi……”tahuahaimeishuowan,dingloudemenlianbeirenyibaxiankai,
yidaominghuangsedeshenyingliangqiangzhechonglechulai。jibiantahuanshangleyishenxuansebianfu,danneishenjiuwuzhizundelongqi,
haishirangzhenggezuichunfengdexuannaoshunjianninggu。putong、putong。louxiadatangli,kerenmen、guniangmen、guinumen,
guidaoleyipian。“canjianbixia!”shanhuhaixiaobandeshengyin,zhendewoermofateng。xiaojingheng。
huachenghuiwodourendedenanren。tahaoxiangshoulexie,yeqiaocuilexie,yanxiadewuqingnongzhong,
neishuangcengrangwochenniqizhongdefengmu,cikebumanlexuesi,zhengsisididingzhewo。tajiuneimebuguanbugudi,
congloutishangchonglexialai,zhuangfanlehaojigezhuoan,jiushuicaiyaosaleyidi。suoyourendouhedejinruohanchan,
batoumaidegengdile。zhiyouwo,haiwenwendizhanzhe,baozhewodepipa,xiangkanyichuhuajidenaoju。
tazhongyuchongdaolewomianqian,yibazuanzhulewodeshouwan。tadeshouhentang,tangdewopifushengteng,
liqidadexiangshiyaoniesuiwodegutou。“aruan?”tazhandouzheshengyinkaikou,neishuangchihongdeyanjingli,
fanyongzhejingtaohailang。“shinima?zhiwei?”zhiwei。ruanzhiwei。zheigemingzi,yijingyousannianmeibeirenjiaoguole。
wokanzhetajinzaizhichidelian,kanzhetayanzhongdetongkuhexiji,weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohaibandeexin。sannianqian,
yeshizheishuangshou,niezhewodexiaba,baneibeizhimingdedujiu,henhendiguanjinlewodezuili。“ruanzhiwei,
nihaoyangde,jingganbeipanzhen!”“zhenzuihouhuide,jiushiliniweihou!”neixiecuiledudeziju,
zhijinhaixiangluoyinyiyangkezaiwodeguxueli,riyezhuoshao。xianzai,
taqueyongzheiyangyifushenqinghuihendemoyanglaiwenwo,shibushita?woxiaole。xiaodehuazhiluanzhan,shenziqianyanghouhe,
yanleidoukuaibiaochulaile。“zheiweikeguan,ninrencuorenleba?”woyonglizhengtuotadeshou,taquezuandegengjin。
woyebunao,fanerjiezhetadelidao,shenziyiruan,shunshijiangtachaowoshencedefangxiangmengdiyitui。
woshenhouzhanzhede,shijingchengyoumingdefushang,wanglaoye。taganghualeliangbaijin,dianwochangzheishou《zhangmenfu》。
xiaojinghengbeiwotuideyigelieju,zhizhidizhuangjinlewanglaoyefeishuodehuaili。wanglaoyehedehunfeiposan,
tuiyiruanjiuyaoguixiaqu,zhenggerendoudexiangqiufenglideluoye。quanchangsiji。suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing,
buganxiangxinzijikandaoleshenme。wo,yigejizi,jingrandangzhongbadangchaotianzi,tuijinleyigeshangrendehuaili。
wofulefubinjiaobeifengchuiluandefasi,yongneibachangquerdesangzi,lanyangyangdikaikou。“wanglaoye,
nindiandequerhaimeiwanni,zenmenengrangpangrensuibiandarao?”wodeshengyinbuda,
quexiangjingleiyiyangzaimeigerenerbianzhakai。xiaojinghengdelian,shunjiancongzhanghongbianchengletieqing,
youcongtieqingbianchengleshabai。tayibatuikaidouchengshaizidewanglaoye,langbeidizhanzhileshenzi,
yishuangyanjingxiangshiyaopenchuhuolai。“ni!”tacongyafenglijichuyigezi,zhoushensanfachudeliqi,
rangzhouweidekongqidouninggule。woquexiangshimeiganjuedaoyiyang,
yongshoulidetuanshanqingqinganzhukuaiyaoguixiaqudewanglaoyedejianbang。“wanglaoye,pashenme?
”wochongtapaolegemeiyan,xiaoyiyingying。“zaiwozheizuichunfeng,sheijideqianduo,sheijiushiye。
guantashenmezhangsanlisi,tianwanglaozilaile,yedeshouwodeguiju。”zheihua,shishuojiwanglaoyetingde,
gengshishuojixiaojinghengtingde。wanglaoyehedekuaiyaohunjueguoqu。xiaojinghengdelianseyijingbunengyongnankanlaixingrongle。
tasisididingzhewo,xiangshiyaojiangwolingchichusi。“niyaoqian?”tayiziyijudiwen,
shengyinlengdenengdiaoxiabingzhazi。“hao,zhenjini。”taconghuailitaochuyikuailingpai,henhendizazaizhuozishang。
“niyaoduoshaoqian?”woshenchusangenxianxideshouzhi,zaitamianqianhuanglehuang。“sanqianjin。”woqingxiaoyisheng,
buchongdao。“yiyesanqianjin,zhichangqu,bupeiliao。”sanqianjin。zuyimaixiashigezuichunfeng。
suoyourendoudaoxileyikouliangqi。zheigearuan,zhenshifengle。xiaojinghengdehuximengdiyizhi,tasisididingzhewo,
muguangshunzhewodebojingwangxia。wojintianchuandeshiyijianouhesedeshayi,yilingkaideyouxiedi,suizhewodedongzuo,
weiweichangkai。takandaole。kandaolewobojinghoufang,neikeyinhongruxuedezhushazhi。
neishiruanzhiweiduyiwuerdebiaozhi。tadetongkongzhouranjinsuo,shentihuanglehuang,xiangshibeirendangtouyibang。
neizhangxianglaixinubuxingyusedediwanglianshang,diyicichuxianleliehen,yizhongmingwei“shikong”deqingxu,
cheditunshileta。laobaozhongyufanyingguolai,liangundaipadichongguolai,guizaidishangketourudaosuan。“bixiashuzui!
bixiashuzui!aruantabudongguiju,chongzhuanglebixia,qiubixiaraotayiminga!”woquelandezaikantayiyan,
zhuanshen,baozhewodepipa,niaoniaotingtingdizhunbeishanglou。zoudaoloutikou,wodunzhujiaobu,huitou,
chongzheneigehaijiangzaiyuandidenanren,luchuleyigekanchengwenroudexiaorong。“bixia,yeshenle,gaihuigongle。
”wodeshengyinli,daizheyisiruoyouruowudeguanqie。“buran,xinhouniangnianggaidengjile。”xinhou。shenyuerou。
wodehaomeimei。meiyigezi,douxiangyibadao,jingzhundiciruxiaojinghengdexinkou,
yehenhendizhajinlewozijidexinli。wokandaotadeshenzijuliedizhandouleyixia,neizhangyingjundelianshang,
xuesejintun。neiyishunjian,wocongtayanzhongkandaolejizhidetongku,huihen,
haiyouyisi……beichuopoweizhuangdelangbei。zhenhao。jiushiyaozheiyang。zheicaizhishigekaishi。wobuzaitingliu,
zhuanshenshanglou,jiangshenhouneiyipiansijiheneigebengkuidenanren,chediguanzailemenwai。huidaofangjian,
wolianshangdexiaorongshunjianxiaoshi。wozoudaotongjingqian,kanzhejingzhongneizhangshuxiyoumoshengdelian。meiyanhaishineishuangmeiyan,
zhishiduolejifenfengchen,shaolejifentianzhen。wotaishou,fushangbojinghoudeneikezhushazhi。shizhende。wohaihuozhe,
yeshizhende。keruanzhiwei,neigecengshitianxiazuizunguidenvren,neigecengshenaizhexiaojinghengdehuanghou,
yijingsizailesannianqianneigedaxuefenfeideyeli。sizailetaqinshouduanlaideneibeidujiuxia。xianzaihuozhede,
shiaruan。yigecongdiyulipahuilai,zhiweifuchoudeegui。02aruankusifeihoudexiaoxi,
xiangzhanglechibangyiyang,yiyezhijianchuanbianlezhenggejingcheng。youshuowozhishizhangdexiangde。youshuowoshifeihoumeisichengde。
gengyoushenzhe,shuowoshifeihouyuanhunbusan,fushenzailejizishenshang,huilaisuomingle。liuyanyuechuanyuelipu,
yeziranerrandi,chuanjinlehuanggong。chuanjinlewoneiweihaomeimei,dangjinhuanghoushenyueroudeerduoli。
taguoranzuobuzhule。diertianxiawu,zuichunfenghaimeikaimenyingke,jiubeiyiduigongzhongshiweiweideshuixiebutong。
laobaohedetuidouruanle,guizaimenkouketouqiurao。wozhengzaifanglimiaomei,tingzhewaitoudedongjing,
zhishidandandixiaolexiao。miaowanzuihouyibi,wofangxiameibi,manyouyoudizhanqishen,
lilelishenshangdeshiliuhongzhangqun。“zouba,quhuihuiwomendehuanghouniangniang。”wotuikaimen,huanhuanxialou。
zuichunfengdedatangli,zhanmanleshenchuankaijiadeshiwei,sushazhiqi,yuzheilidemimizhiyingegeburu。zhengzhongyang,
zuozheyigeshenchuanfengpaodenvren。sannianbujian,shenyuerouchuluodegengjiameiyanle。fengguanxiapei,zhucuihuanrao,
chendetaneizhangchuchukeliandelian,yuefaxiandegaoguiduanzhuang。tazhengduanzheyiwancha,yongbeigaiqingqingpiezhefumo,
yanjiaomeishaodoudaizheyisideyideaoman。kandaowoxialai,tafangxiachabei,taiqiyan,muguangxiangcuiledudejian,
zhizhidishexiangwo。“nijiushiaruan?”tadeshengyinwenwenrourou,quetouzheyiguzijugaolinxiadeshenshi。
wozoudaotamianqiansanbuyuandedifangzhanding,lanlandiyizheyigenlangzhu,weiyuxianxiao。“yo,
zheibushihuanghouniangniangma?”wodeshengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaonengrangzaichangsuoyourendoutingqing。“zenme,
gonglidainile,yelaizanmenzheixiaojinkuxunlezi?”“fangsi!
”tashenbiandezhangshigongnvlishenghedao:“jiandaohuanghouniangniang,haibuxiagui!”shenyueroutailetaishou,
zhizhilegongnv,lianshangluchuyimobeitianminrendeshenqing。“bale,fengchennvzi,budongguiju,
bengongbuyutajijiao。”takanzhewo,tanlekouqi,yifutongxinjishoudemoyang。“bengongtingwen,
nishengdeyubengongdewangjie,xianhuanghouyoujifenxiangsi,biandongleceyinzhixin,xiangjienirugong,tuolizheiyanhuazhidi。
sheizhinijingrucibuzhihaodai,haiyaoyanhuozhong,huiluangongwei,shizairangbengongshiwang。”haoyige“jiemeiqingshen”,
haoyige“beitianminren”。tazheishixiangxianjiwokoushangyidingdamaozi,zaimingzhengyanshundibawozhuazou,shisishihuo,
haibushitayijuhuadeshi。tashenhoudeshiwei“shua”diyishengbachuledao,minghuanghuangdedaofengduizhewo。
laobaoheloulideguniangmenhedejianjiaoqilai。woquexiaole。“huanghouniangniangzhenshipusaxinchang。”wohuanbushangqian,
zoudaotamianqian,guyiyadileshengyin,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeyinliangshuo。“meimei,sannianbujian,
nizheiyanxidegongfuhaishimeizhangjina。”shenyuerouduanzhechabeideshou,mengdiyidou。guntangdechashuisalechulai,
tangdetashoubeiyipiantonghong。tadelianse,zaiyishunjianbiandecanbai,hunshenjiangying,neishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingli,
diyiciluchulezhenshidejingkonghehuangluan。taxiangshuoshenme,queyigezidoushuobuchulai。wozhiqishenzi,
huifuleneifuyonglandemoyang,shengyinyedouranbagao。“niangniang!”woturantigaoleyinliang,
lianshangluchu“huangkongyouganji”deshenqing。“niangniang,wozhidaoninsinianjiejiexinqie,kandaoyujiejiexiangsizhiren,
bianxiangjiedaoshenbian,liaoyiweijie。”“kearuanzhishiyigejianjidegeji,puliuzhizi,
zenpeirugongwuleniangniangdeyan,youzenganyuneixianrenyibandexianhuanghouxiangtibinglunni?
”woguyitiqitashiruhe“sinian”wozheigedijie,dangzhongjitadaishangyidinggaogaodemaozi。
zhouweikanrenaodebaixinghebeishiweilanzaiwaimiandewenrenyashi,doukaishiyilunfenfen。“yuanlaishizheiyang,
woshuohuanghouniangniangzenmehuiqinzilaizheizhongdifang。”“tingwenxianhuanghouyudangjinhuanghoujiemeiqingshen,rujinkanlai,
guoranbujia。”“shia,kandaogezhangdexiangde,douxiangjiedaoshenbianzhaogu,zhenshirendexianhoua!”zheixiehua,
xiangyigengenshaohongdezhen,henhendizhajinshenyueroudeerduoli。taqidehunshenfadou,yizhangqiaolianzhangchenglezhuganse,
queyigezidoufanbobuchulai。tajintianbaichuzheimedadezhenzhang,jiushilaizhuawo、xiuruwode。
xianzaibeiwozheimeyi“peng”,tayaoshizaigandongwoyigenshouzhitou,jiushixinxiongxiaai,jiushiduixianhuanghoubujing,
takuxinjingyingduoniande“xianhou”renshe,jiuquanbengle。tazhinengdasuileya,hezhexuewangduzilitun。
kanzhetaneifuqihunanxia,biequdaoniuqudelian,woxinliyizhenkuaiyi。dangnian,
tabujiushiyongzheizhongpengshadeshouduan,yibuburangwoshiquxiaojinghengdexinrenma?jintian,
wojiuyuanfengbudongdihaijita。wojianhuohouchabuduole,bian“putong”yishengguilexialai,
chaozhetazhongzhongdikeleyigetou。“niangniangdehouai,aruanxinlingle。zhishiaruanjianmingyitiao,
pawulegonglideguiqi。”wotaiqitou,yangshizheta,yanshen“zhencheng”you“huangkong”。
“niangniangruozhenxiangnianjiejie,buru……qiubixiajiangyidaozhiyi,rangaruandingqijingong,weininchangqujiemen?
”wodunledun,kanzhetazhouranshousuodetongkong,huanhuandi,yiziyidundituchuzuihoujigezi。
“jiuchangneishou……《guanglingsan》,ruhe?”hong!《guanglingsan》。dangnian,
tajiushiyongyifengweizaode、xiezhe《guanglingsan》qupudeqingxin,gouxianwoyuzhenguogongshizixielinansitong。
zheisangezi,xiangyidaojinglei,zhizhidipizaileshenyueroudetouding。tadeshentijuliediyaohuangleyixia,
xianxiecongyizishangshuaixialai。tasisididengzhewo,yanshenlibuzaishijingkong,ershichegudeyuanduheshayi。
tazhidao,woquandouzhidao。wohuilaile。huilaixiangtasuomingle。woweichizheguididezishi,dimeishunyan,
zuijiaoquegouqiyimobinglengdehudu。shenyuerou,zheizhishikaiweixiaocai。niqianwode,wohuirangniqianbeibaibeidi,
haihuilai。zuizhong,shenyueroujihushiluohuangertao。tashenmeyemeishuo,daizhetaderen,
huiliuliudilikailezuichunfeng,liuxialeyidilangjiehemanchengfengyudechuaice。wochenglezheichangduizhili,
zuidadeyingjia。aruanzheigemingzi,yiyezhijian,bijingchenglizuiliedejiuhaiyaozuiren。suoyourendouzhidao,
zuichunfengliyougebuhaoredegeji,liandangjinhuanghoudourangtachilebie。wodeshenjia,shuizhangchuangao。
dianwochangqudetiezi,duidebishanhaigao。danwozhidao,zhenzhengdebaofengyu,caiganggangkaishi。03dangye,
zuichunfengdayanghou,wozhengzhunbeixiezhuangxiuxi。fangmen,beirencongwaimianyijiaochuaikai。
judadexiangshengzhendezhenggemuloudouzaihuang。wolianyanpidoumeitai,jixuyongzhanlexiezhuanggaodemianbu,
mantiaosilidicashizhelianshangdezhifen。nongzhongdejiuqihelongxianxiangdeqixi,yitongyonglejinlai。
xiaojinghengyishenheiyi,daizhejigexinfutaijian,chuanglejinlai。tadeyanjingbizuotiangenghong,
xiangshijitianjiyemeiheguoyan,hunshendousanfazheyigubaoliheshikongdeqixi。“doujizhengunchuqu!
”tachongzhewofanglisihoudeyahuanhelaobaodihoudao。laobaohedepigunniaoliu,lazheyahuanliangundaipadipaole。
fangmenbeizhongzhongdiguanshang。zhenggeshijie,zhishengxiawoheta。wocadiaozuihouyidianchunzhi,luchuyizhangsujingdelian。
zheizhanglian,takanleshijinian。congqingseshaonv,daomuyitianxiadehuanghou。tacengshuo,
zuiaiwozheizhangbushifendaidelian,ganjing,chuncui。rujin,zheizhanglianshang,zhishengxiabinglengdesiji。“genzhenhuigong。
”tazoudaowomianqian,shengyinshaya,daizheburongzhihuidemingling。womeilita,naqizhuoshangdefazan,
yigenyigendibaxia。mantouqingsirupububansanluoxialai。tadehuximengdiyizhi,shenchushou,
sihuxiangchupengwodetoufa。wotouyipian,duokaile。tadeshoujiangzaibankongzhong,lianshangdeshenqing,shishoushang,
shinankan,yeshiyayibuzhudenuhuo。“ruanzhiwei!”tazhongyurenbuzhu,yibazhuazhuwodejianbang,
yonglijiangwobaiguolai,mianduizheta。“nidaodiyaonaodaoshenmeshihou!weishenmeyaoquneizhongdifangzuojianziji!
”tadeliqihenda,niedewogutoushengteng。wokanzhetaneizhangyinfennuerniuqudelian,huranjiuxiaole。
xiaodeyanleidouliulechulai。“zuojian?”wozhongfuzhezheigeci,juedewubifengci。“bixiawangle?sannianqian,
shinin,qinshouguanwodujiu,jiangwoconghuanghouzhiweishangzhuaixialai,bianweishuren,shigudoubuderuhuangling。
”“woyigebeininqinkoudingzuide‘panguoshuren’,buquqingloumaichang,nandaoqujieshangyaofanma?”“haishishuo,
bixiajuede,woyinggaixianggezhenjieliefuyiyang,zhaogenshengzidiaosi,caibusuan‘zuojian’ziji?
”wodemeiyijuhua,douxiangyibadaozi,henhendiwanzaitadexinshang。tadelianseyuelaiyuebai,
zhuazhewojianbangdeshou,buzijuedisonglexielidao。“bushide……”tatongkudiyaotou,yanshenduoshan,
“shiniyoucuozaixian!nibeipanlezhen!nihexielinan……”“wohexielinan?”wodaduanta,bijinyibu,
zhishizhetadeyanjing。“woyoumeiyoubeipanni,nixinlizhendebuqingchuma?xiaojingheng,
nimozhenideliangxinwenwenniziji!”“haishishuo,shenyuerouzainierbianchuidejijuzhenbianfeng,
biwopeizainishenbian,congyigebushouchongdehuangzidaojiuwuzhizun,zheishijiniandeqingfenhaizhongyao?
”tadeshentihuanglehuang,xiangshibeiwodehuajizhongleyaohai。taxiangbawoqiangxingluzou。womeiyoufankang,
zhishilenglengdikanzheta。wojiushiyaorangtashikong,rangtabuguyiqie。tayueshizheiyang,jiuyuezhengmingtaxinxu,
yuezhengmingtazheisannianlai,guodebingbuhao。wobeitaderenyongyijianheisedachangguozhu,kangzaijianshang,
congzuichunfengdehoumenlikai。yefenghenleng,chuidewolianjiashengteng。danwoxinli,queranzheyituanhuo。xiaojingheng,
nizhongyubawodaihuilezheigewozuiexindedifang。yehao。jiuzaizheili,bawomenzhijiandesuoyouenyuan,
zuogeleduan。wobeidairuleyizuozaoyibeifengsuodegongdian。kunninggong。wocengjingdezhusuo,dayinchaohuanghoudeqingong。
gongdianlihenhei,mimanzheyiguchenfengdemeiwei。xiaojinghengpingtuilesuoyouren,qinzidianliangledianneidegongdeng。yizhan,
youyizhan。hunhuangdeguangxian,zhaolianglezheilideyiqie。suoyouchenshe,douweichizhewolikaishidemoyang。
woqinshouxiuleyibandeyuanyangxishuipingfeng,woguanyongdeneitaoruyaochaju,shenzhishuzhuangtaishang,
haifangzhewomeiyongwandebanheyanzhi。zheilideyiqie,douxiangshibeishijiandongjiele。xiaojinghengzuozheiyiqie,
shixianggaosuwo,taduiwoyuqingweilema?kexiao。yigesharenxiongshou,baoliuzhebeihaizhedeyiwu,
buguoshiweilejianqingzijidezuinie,mabizijideliangxinbale。“zheilideyiqie,dourangwoxiangtu。
”wokanzhedianneidechenshe,shengyinlimeiyouyisibolan,zhiyoukegudeyane。tatongkudibishangyan,zaizhengkaishi,
yanlidexuesigengzhongle。“zhiwei,huilaiba。”tazouguolai,shitulawodeshou。“zhiyaonihuilai,
zhenkeyidangzuoshenmedoumeifashengguo。shenyuerouneili,zhenhuiquchuli。zhenkeyizhongxinliniweihou。
”woxiangtingdaoletiandadexiaohua。“dangzuoshenmedoumeifashengguo?”womengdichekaizijixiongqiandeyijin,
luchubaixidebojinghesuogu。neikeyinhongdezhushazhi,zaihunhuangdedengguangxia,xiandegewaiyaoyi。
zaizhushazhidepangbian,haiyouyidaozhengningde,yijingyuhedebahen。neishiwosannianqianbeiguandujiushi,
zhengzhazhezhuangzaizhuojiaoliuxiade。“kanqingchu!xiaojingheng!”wozhizheneidaoba,chongtasihou。“zheikezhishizhende!
zheidaobayeshizhende!haiyouwozheizhanglian,zheizhangbeiniqinshouhuidiaorenshengdelian!nigaosuwo,
yaozenmedangzuoshenmedoumeifashengguo!”tademuguangluozaiwodebahenshang,xiangshibeiluotietangleyixia,
mengdisuolehuiqu。tashenchushou,zhandouzhe,sihuxiangchumoneidaoba。“pa!”woyongjinquanshenliqi,
henhendipaikailetadeshou。“biepengwo。”wodeshengyinlengdexiangbing。“zang。”zheilianggezi,
xiangliangbazuifenglidejian,chedijikuiletasuoyoudeweizhuang。taliangqiangzhehoutuileliangbu,kaozaibinglengdelangzhushang,
gaodadeshenqu,diyicixianchulejifengoulouhecuiruo。takanzhewo,yanlidebaolihefennujianjiantunqu,
zhishengxiawubianwujidetongkuhehuihen。“weishenme……”tanannanziyu,
“niweishenmehaihuozhe……”wolengjingxialai,manmanzhenglihaozijideyifu,jiangsuoyoudeshangbahecuiruo,
zhongxinyangaiqilai。wozoudaotamianqian,kanzhetazheizhangwocengairugusuidelian,pingjingdishuo。“xiaojingheng,
nibushixiangzhidaowoweishenmehuozhema?”“wohuozhe,bushiweilerangniyoujihuimibu,
yebushiweilezhongwenjiumeng。”wocoudaotaerbian,yongzuiqingrou,yezuicanrendeshengyingaosuta。
“wojiushiweilehuilai,qinyankanzheni,henineiweihaohuanghoushenyuerou,zenmeyibubuzouxiangdiyu。
”“woyaobanijiazhuzaiwoshenshangsuoyoudetongku,baibeiqianbeidi,haijinimen。”shuowan,wotuihouyibu,
kanzhetaneizhangshunjianshixuedelian,luchuleyigechangkuaidexiaorong。fuchoudexumu,zhengshilakai。
04wozaikunninggongbeiqiujinlesantian。zheisantian,xiaojinghengmeiyouzailai。tadagaishibeiwodehua**daole,
xuyaoshijianlaixiaohua,huozheshuo,shilaijizijizhaojiekou。yirisancan,douyouzhuanrensonglai,
jingmeiderutonggongtingshengyan。danwoyikoudoumeipeng。wopayoudu。gengpachiletadedongxi,huirangwojuedeexin。
wozhihetamensonglaideqingshui。wobunengsi,zhishaoxianzaibuneng。wodechou,haimeibao。disitian,
gongmenwaichuanlaileyizhenxuanhua。wotingdaoyourenzaiheshoumendeshiweizhengzhi,shengyinyuelaiyueda。
“zhenguogongshiziqiujianbixia,youbianjiangbabailijiajijunbao!”“bixiayouling,renherenbudedarao!
”“junguodashi,erdengdandaideqima?jibenshizirangkai!”shixielinandeshengyin。wenrunruyu,
quedaizheburongzhiyideweiyan。wodexin,mengdiyitiao。talaile。tazhongjiuhaishilaile。piankezhihou,
kunninggonghouzhongdedianmen,beirencongwaimiantuikai。yidaotingbadeshenying,niguangzoulejinlai。tashenchuanyinseruanjia,
waimianzhaozheyijianxuansepifeng,fengchenpupu,meiyujiandaizheyisijiaoji。dangtakandaoanranwuyangdewoshi,
neishuangzongshihanxiaodetaohuayanli,caizhongyuliuluchuyisianxin。“weiwei。”takuaibuzoudaowomianqian,
tuoxiazijidepifeng,guozaiwoshenshang。tadepifengshang,haidaizhesaiwaidefengshuangqixi,
hetashenshangqingliedezaojiaoxiangwei。“wolaiwanle。”tadeshengyinli,daizheshenshendezizehetongxi。
woyaoleyaotou,lajinleshenshangdepifeng,neigushuxidenuanyi,rangwobinglenglesanniandexin,
youleyisironghuadejixiang。“buwan。”wokanzheta,qingshengshuo。“yiqiecaiganggangkaishi。”tameiyouduowen,
zhishilaqiwodeshou。“wodainizou。”gongmenwai,xiaojinghengyijingdengzaileneili。tahuanshangleyishenlongpao,
huifulediwangdeweiyan,zhishineicangbaidelianseheyanzhongdexuesi,baoluletadexuruo。“xielinan。
”takanzhewomenjiaowodeshou,yanshenyinzhi,“niyaodaizhendenvrenqunali?”“bixia。
”xielinanbubeibukangdiyingshangtademuguang,“chenzhishifengzhi,dai‘xianyiren’aruanchugong。bijing,
bixiazongbunengjiangyigegeji,qiujinzaixianhuanghoudeqingongli,zheiyulibuhe,chuanchuqu,yeyousunhuangjiayanmian。
”taguyijiazhongle“xianyiren”he“xianhuanghou”jigezi。meiyiju,douxiangerguangyiyangshanzaixiaojinghengdelianshang。
xiaojinghengdeliansetieqing,tadangranzhidaoxielinanshuodeshiduide。takeyiqiangxingbawolujingong,
quebunengwumingwufendibawoqiujinzaikunninggong。zheibujinshiduiwodexiuru,
gengshidui“ruanzhiwei”zheigeshenfendejianta。genghekuang,xielinanshouwobingquan,
youshiyi“bianjiangjibao”weiyouchuanggong,tazhanzheli,yezhanzheshi。xiaojinghengjidanxiejiazaijunzhongdeshili,
buganzhendehetasipolian。zuizhong,tazhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhexielin**zhewodeshou,yibubuzouchukunninggong,
zouchuhuangcheng。zuoshanghuizhenguogongfudemache,mibidekongjianli,zhishengxiawomenlianggeren。
wozheisantianjinbengdeshenjing,zhongyuyouleyisisongxie。“xiexieni,linan。”“niwozhijian,bubishuoxie。
”tajiwodaoleyibeirecha,didaowoshouli。wenredechugan,congzhijianchuanlai,yizhinuandaoxindi。“weiwei,
zheisannian,nishoukule。”woyaoleyaotou,heleyikourecha,caihuanhuankaikou,jiangzheisanniandejingli,
yijisannianqianneichangyuanandezhenxiang,yuanyuanbenbendigaosuleta。congshenyuerouruhemaitongwoshenbiandegongnv,
weizaowohetade“qingxin”。
daotaruhezaiwojixiaojinghengzhunbeidetangyaolixiayizhonghuirangrenxinfanyiluandemanxingdu。
zaidaotaruheliyongxiaojinghengdeduoyihezifu,yibubujiangwotuixiangshenyuan。woshuodehenpingjing,
xiangshizaishuobierendegushi。danxielinanwozhechabeideshou,queyueshouyuejin,zhijiefanbai。
dangwoshuodaocisidangwandeqingjingshi,tadeyankuang,hongle。【hexinhuiyi】neishiyigedaxuefenfeideyewan,
hesannianqianwobeicefengweihoudeneitian,yimoyiyang。xiaojinghengmeiyoujingguorenheshenxun,
zhijiedaizherenchuangjinlekunninggong。tabaneifengsuoweide“qingxin”zazaiwolianshang,zhizhangbianyuanhuapolewodelianjia。
“ruanzhiwei,nihaiyoushenmehuahaoshuo?”tajugaolinxiadikanzheguizaidishangdewo,yanshenlimeiyouyisiwendu。
wojianqineifengxin,neishuxide《guanglingsan》qupu,hewomofangxielinanbijilianzishiliuxiadefeigao,
yimoyiyang。womingbaile。zheishiyigezaoyishejihaodequantao。“womeiyou。”wotaiqitou,kanzheta,
 
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