假太监：开局攻略女帝
《假太监：开局攻略女帝》 小说介绍
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第1章
“xiaochenzilengzhezuoshenme，ganjinzoua！”
fangchenyihuangshen，yanshenyouxiexumimangdikanzheshenqianmiansebaijingrongmaoyouxieshenrendehongpaotaijian。
“你是？”
“nishenmeni？ganjinde，danwulebixiamuyu，bieshuoshinizheinucai，jiusuanshibengonggongyechizuibuqi！”
hongpaotaijiannuchiyisheng，shenshoutuileyiba，fangchenzheicaifajueshouliduanzhemaojindengwupin。
fangchengangyaoshuoshenme，xinxiayitiao，zijigaibuhuishichuanyueba？
youdianteng，haoxiangbushizuomeng！
你妹的！
qiaomoshenshouqialezijiyiba，jingjuebushimengjing！fangchenqidechadianyaomaniang！
laozijingranchengleyigetaijian！
fangchenyukuwulei，beihongpaotaijiancuicuzheqianjin，xinlibuduanhuhuanzhe。
qianfangyichugongdianchuxian，zhoubianbingwugongnvtaijian，fangchenhaizaijiaojizijijinshouzhinaquledeshihou，hongpaotaijianyishengdaoledaduanletadesixu。
kanzheyouxiezhuizhuibuandefangchen，hongpaotaijianluchuyimowanweixiaorong，pailepaitadejianbang。
“xiaochenzi，sihoubixiazheizhongshiqingkeshiduoshaorenqiudouqiubulaide！nikedehaohaobiaoxianya，yaoshilongxindayuebaobuqinijiuyichaodedaojiquanshengtianle，jinquba！”
beihongpaotaijianyitui，fangchenxiangqianmailejibu，huitougangxiangshuoxieshenme，quefaxianyijingmeileneilaojiahuodeshenying。
kanzheqianfanggongbianshangdeqianqinggongsangedazi，fangchenjinyebushituiyebuxing。
zhengzhabantian，xinxiayiheng，guantade，sijiusiba！
anzhaofangchenxinlixiangde，huangdiyibandoushishanglenianjideguaidashu，yaosihouzheizhongrenxizao。
tahaizhenyouxiefanexin，zhibuguoweilehuomingyeguanbudezheimeduole。
chaozhegongdianzhongchuanlaideshuihuashengxiaoxinyiyidezouguoqu，yipianyinyunshengteng，rangtayouxiekanbuqingqianfangdeyuchizhongderen，huishousaolesaomianqiandeshuiwu。
laidaochibian，fangchenfangxiashoulidemaojin，chezhesangzi：“bixia，wolaisihounixizaole！”
xishuishengjiaranerzhi，shuiwuzhonglvexianmohudeshenyingbingmeiyouhuiying。
fangchenxinxiang，laodongxihaitinggaoleng！
sihourenxizaozheizhongshiqing，fangchenmeiganguo，dantaquguozaotangzi。
qiangrenzheexin，shenchushuangshoudashangneidaomenglongshenyingdejianbang。
fangchenyileng，suijigankai，bukuishihuangdi，zheipifubaoyangdehaitingbucuo，genshiduosuidexiaoguniangside。
xuezheqianshizaotangzilicuozaogongdehua，fangchenshuozhe：“bixiabuyongjinzhang，fangsongha，woxianjiniananjian，daihuizaijinicuogezao。”
“cuowanzhihoubaozhengnishenqingqishuang，dengwanshierlezairanggongnvjininzuogemashaji，kendingnengrangnicongtoushuangdaojiaozhiwei，eizheipodifangzenmelianfeizaodoumeiyikuai？”
“bixia，nizheixiongdajiliandekezhengoufukuade！jiushibugouyinga！”
jiuzaifangchenchenjinzaicuozaogongzuozhongzhizhongjingtanzheihuangdilaoershencaibucuo，xiayishinieleniedeshihou，erbianzhaxiangyisheng。
“gounucai，nixiangsima？”
这声音？？？？
fangchenyijing，yuchizhongdeshenyingxuanjizhuanshen，yinyunhuansanfuchuyizhangqingguoqingchengdemianrong。
jingzhilianpangyinshuiwensuozhitouzheyimohongrun，liumeidaoshuyishuangfengmouhanguangshandong。
yuanbenjuemeidelianpangcikekanshangquyouxieniuqu，aorenbotaobanzaishuizhongruoyinruoxian。
fangchenyanjingdouzhile，zuibazhangchengleoxing：“zheimeda！”
huagangchukou，tazhenggerenjiuxiangpaodanchutangzhijiefeilechuqu，zhuangzaizhuzishangfachuyishenghongxiang。
yiqiefashengdetaikuai，rangfangchendouwangletengtong，daidaidikanzheqianfang。
jiujianchizhongmeirenyushoutiqiyipangdelongpao，chuandaiqilai，zaishuichizhongxihaoyaodai，yibubuzoulechulai。
longpaojinshui，suizhetazoulushidehuangdong，baierxiuzhangdeyutuiruoyinruoxian，yishangnenbaideyuzuchijiaocaizaiditanshang。
meiyibudoudaizheqiangliedeshayi！
这他妈不是女人吗？
fangchenmengbile，zijibushilaisihouhuangdilaoerxizaode？zenmebianchengnvrenle？
nanbuchengnalaotaijianguyikengziji！
buduizheinvrenzenmechuanlongpao！
fangchenmimangle，danjinjiezhetamengdiyiditou，buganzhixindekanzhezijidekudang。
等等！
自己，不是太监！
zijimeige！haishinanren！
fangchenxinxiruokuang，xianqianlengbudingchuanyueguolai，haimeiyouxitong，rangmanxinjiujiedetahulvelezijideshenti。
这会儿，让他狂喜！
danjingxizhiweichileyike。
“gounucai！sheipainilaide！”
luoningxinshuangmujiyupenhuo，sisidingzhelianshangbeixijiaozadefangchen，zongranshiyigetaijian，danganggangduifangyeqingboleziji！
bushashizaishinanpingxinzhongnuhuo！
fangchenzheihuierhuiguoshenlaile，kaishilianmanghuiyi，dashenghanyuan：“bixiaraominga，shineiwuzongguantaijianzhaogonggongrangwolaidea！”
“zhaoxin！”luoningxinyikouyinyaxianxieyaosui，haogegounucai，niyeshitamenderen！
cikegongwaituranzoujinyiminggongnv，yijiannuhuozhongrandeluoningxin，hezuozaidishangdefangchen，dunshidajingshise，yibarengleshoulidemeiguihuabanmuyuxiangjing，jimangpaoshangqian。
“bixia！ninmeishiba！”
luoningxintaitoukanqu：“qingluannilaile，zhenwuai。”
fangchenxiayishikanleyiyan，shigezirongbucuodegongnv。
qingluanmangdao：“bixiazheigounucaishi？”
“tamenpailaideren，yaoshizhenzhenjia。”
qingluandanu：“gounucai！woshaleni！”
shuobazhijiechouchuleyaojiananzangdeyibaruanjian，zhijiechaozhefangchenpileguolai。
fangchenhedechadianhundoufeile，lianmangyigedagun，zuilirangrangzhe：“bixiaraoming！bixiaraominga！niyaoshishalewo，qibuzhengshisuileneisitaijiandexinyuan！”
“woyaoshisile，tamenkendingjiuhuirenweinidequeshinvershena！”
“青鸾住手！”
luoningxinmengranyijing，kengqiangyisheng，ruanjianchaozhefangchendekudangzhichaerqu。
tingdaobixiahushengdegongnvqingluan，lianmangpianzhuanjianshi，neibingfengliruanjian，shunzhefangchen“xiwang”zuobianchuanguo，cichuanlekuzi！