《论不要脸,还得是你们》 小说介绍
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《论不要脸,还得是你们》 第1章 免费试读
1
babazaijiaxingsan,shangtouhaiyoulianggegege,yejiushiwodaboheershu。
当年爷爷瘫痪卧床。
zhengzhengliangnian,zheiliangerzibieshuotichujieyeyequtamenjiazhaogu,liantanwangyezhishiouercailaiyici。
yeyegangbingdeshihou,tamenzuishangshuodehaoting。
shenmeyoulichuli,meilijiuchuqian。
jieguodaohao,zheiliangrenxianshituituoshangbanmangmeishijian,houyoukuqiongshuomeiqian。
babashigelaoshiren,buyuangenzijiaxiongdihonglian,jiurenlaorenyuanchengdanqilezhaoguyeyedezhongren。
weizhezheige,mamameishaogenbabachaojia。
kechaolaichaoquyemeinengchaochugejieguo。
benlaiyiqizhixiadaizhewohuilelaolaojia,danzuihouhaishixintengtananren,youdaizhewohuilejia。
congneizhihou,fuqiliangjibenshangyejiugaobieleziyoushen,babagengshicilegangchangdetiefanwangongzuo,yixinyiyizuoqilezhaoguyeyedejiatingzhufu。
haozaibashiniandaidegongzuodanweifulihao,mamapingshimeishaowanghuinaliangyoupiao,wojiadaoyemeidaojiebukaiguodechengdu。
liangnianguoqu,yeyeliangyanyibidengletui。
yeyezaishishi,miandoubuludedaboershuyouxiangwenzhexuexingweideshayuside,tuojiadaikouyiyongershang——
zhenzhenyouciyaobababayeyeliuxialaidejiachandoujiaochulai。
2
touqiqijian,qinqipengyouzaishi,daboershuhaihuizhuangyizhuang,dandengdajiahuoeryizou,tamenjiuluchulezhenmianmu。
hualihuawaidoushizaiwen,yeyeliuxiadejiachanbabadasuanzenmechuzhi。
meijitianguowanletouqi,tamenjiupobujidaishanglemen。
「laosan,suishuonizheiliangnianqueshibalaoyezizhaogudebucuo,kewogenlaoeryeshilaoyezierzi,zheijiachanzongbunengquanrangniyigerennaleba?」
dabojiazheerlangtuizuozaishafashang,yifuyizhengyancidemoyang,shenbianhaizuozhetamianlutanlandelaopoheerzi。
「shizheimegelier,」dabogangqigetou,dabomujiupobujidai:「jianqianga,nikannixugangzhiziyedaogaiquxifuerdenianjile,zuijinzhengxiangkanzheni,nishuo,zongbunengrangyihoudeqinjiajuedezanjialiangehunfangdounabuchulaiba?」
diaodengxia,bamashushoushujiaozuozaimazhashang,toushangluoxiadeguangxianjiangtamendebiaoqinglongzaiyinyingzhong,jiaorenkanbuzhenqie。
woyizhemenkuangzhanzaitamenshenhou,dabomuzheifanhuatingzheguanmiantanghuang,danxiangyaoyeyeliuxiadefangzideyisi,jianzhishizaifenmingbuguo。
yaobushijiajiaohao,wozhenxiangyigebaiyanfantamenlianshang。
mamameishuohua,zhishiyonggebozhouduilexiababa,mingxianshiyitashuohua。
「dage,」babayouyulexia,chiyizhekaikou:「zanbazouqiannimenyedouzai,tashuoneifangzishiliujiwo——」
「行了行了。」
dabobunaifandibaibaishou,mianlubuman。
「laosan,zheizuorenkedejiangliangxina,dangnianweilerangnijixunianshu,dageshibushichuzhongmeinianwanjiujinchangshangbanle?yaomeiwo,ninengshushutantanbadaxuedounianwan?zenme?xianzainidaxuebiyezhengnale,tiefanwanduanshangle,jiubazheishierdouwangganjingle?」
wotingdecuohuo,shenmejiaoweilerangbabajixunianshutacaijinchangzishangban?
dangchuyeyekeshishuodeqingqingchuchu,shidabozijibuyuanyinianshu,yaosiyaohuodezaijianaoleyichang,yenaicairangtajinlechangzi。
daozheihuierle,tajuranjiezhezheigeyoutoudaodayipale。
还有那个铁饭碗——
「dabo,dangchuweilezhaoguyeye,zaojiucizhile,nahaiyoushenmetiefanwan……」wobumandunang。
「meidameixiao!」dabonumuyuanzheng:「nicaijisui?darenshuohua,younichazuidefenerma?」
wohaixianghaizui,mamachelewoyiba,worenlexialaimeizaikaikou,mamajinjiezhedao:「dage,nannansuirannianjixiao,dantashuodeyemeicuo,wojiajianqiangqueshiliangnianqianjiucizhile。」
「dimei,」daboyiyousuozhidao:「nizheihuashuode,shiyuanwomendangnianmeizhaoguba?」
mamaminminzui,meizaikaikoule。
dabozhongzhongtanleyisheng,zhuanermaiqicanlai:「shi,nimenfuqilianglaokugonggao,duokuideyounimenzhaogu,zanbazheiliangniancainengguodeshutan,kewohenimenergedangchuqueshishiyouxinwulia!nidasaoersaobuxiangdimeiniyoufenzhengjinggongzuo,jialihaiyouhaizizhaogu,neishiwomenqindiea,yaobushishizaitengbuchushou,womennengbuyuanyizhaogu?dimeinizheihuashuode,kezhenjiaorenhanxin!」
mamayemeixiangdao,tazhishuoleyiju,dabojiudebodelezheimeyidachuan,yanquanyihongdixialetou。
babayanyigenjiezheyigenchou,zikaishizhaoguyeyehou,jiurijianwanxiadejibei,dangxiakanzheyeyufagouloule。
minghuanghuangbaicancandeketing。
shuranjianxianruleyipiansiji。
3
chenmoledabantiandeershu,chenzhezheigekongdangkaikoule。
「laosan,bushiwohedagefeiyaogennizhengzheigejiachan,danniyezhidao,wohedagejialiqueshiguodebutairuyi,nijiudangkeliankelianniliangxiongdi,bengzuanzhebaliuxialaidefangziheqianle,dabule……」
shuodaozheier,ershuwangdaboneibianchouleyiyan,liangrenjiaohuanlegexinzhaobuxuandeyanshen。
「dabuledengwohedagejialihuanguolaile,zaihaohaomibunizheijiniandexinku,nishuozheimezhechengbucheng?」
babarengjiuchouzheyanbushuohua。
tazongshizheiyang,wulunxinliduoshengqiduonaohuo,yebuhuishuochukou,zhizhidaoquandoumenzaixinli。
ketabushuohua,daboershuquedengbuji,babachenmodeshijianyuezhang,tamendelianseyeyuefanankan。
ershubaningzaizhijiandeyandiwangdishangyireng,「teng」dizhanqishen,nushengdao。
「laosan,nijintianjiujiwohedageyijuzhunhua,zanbaliuxiadeneixiedongxi,nishibushidoufeideduzhanlecaixing!」
babazhongyutaiqitoulai,wangxiangmianqianzaicishicikekanqilaigewaigaodadeershu,tamanlianpibei,piankehoucongsangzilijichulaileyishengkuxiao。
jianzhuang,jigetanggeyeyanyujianpoweibufendijiaorangleqilai。
「sanshu,yeyedangchukeshishuoguo,neitaolaofangzikeshiyaorangwonalaiquxifuerde。」
「haiyouwohexucheng,yeyedangchuhaiyingchengzhejiwoliangzhaogongzuole,xianzaidaohao,yeyerenmeile,wolianggongzuoyemeizhaoluole。」
biqidaboershu,tamenxianrangengjiazhibai,yegengjiawusuoguji。
「xingle,」daboyangnudihanlesheng:「zheieryounimenshuohuadefenerma?nimensanshuxinlinengmeigeshu?」
dabotingshangquxiangshihechijigetangge,danqishiyeshijiangbabajiazailehuoshangkao。
haoxiangruguobababutongyibajiachanjiaochulai,jiuzhudinghuichengweizheigedajiatingdezuiren。
wotanxizhekanxiangbaba,wozhidao,tashijuedingyaotuoxiele。
mamapianpianzheigeshihouzhuanguotoulai,shixianzhizhiluozailebabashenshang。
这两年间。
tamenqizaotanhei,leidelianyigezhengjuedoumeishuiguo,wosuiranhaizaishangxue,danyezhidaotamendejianxinkuchu。
kejiachandeshiqingshizaishiguanzhongda,jiusuanmamagenbabajiehunshijinian,yezhaoguleyeyeliangnian,tazhongjiuyezhishige「wairen」。
babatanchukouhunzhuodeqi,erhoumanmancongbandengshangzhanleqilai。
mamashizhongwangzheta,huoxutayecaidaobabazuochuleshenmejueding,bujinyanquangenghong,yanzhonghaimanqileshuiqi。
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「大哥,二哥。」
babashuangyanpibeidikanxiangdaboerbo。
biqikanshangquyongyuanyiqifengfadelianggegege,babasuirannianjizuixiao,danjingguozheiliangniandecaolao,kanshangququexiangshisangerenzhongzuilaodeneige。
taliansefaku,zuizhonghaishidiletou:「wozhaoguba,conglaibushiyinweishenmejiachan。」
babamantuntunshuozhe,yuqishicongweiyouguodekuse。
wotingdexinxiaweisuan,queyezhidao,yiwoxianzaidenianji,haimeiyounenglibaohuta,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezheiyimudefasheng。
「neixiedongxiruguonimenxiangyao,jiuquandounaquba,fangzi、qian,woshenmedoubuyao,quandoujinimen。」
babazhongjiuhaishirangbule。
「乔建强!」
xianglaiwenyanruanyu,jiuliandangchugenbabachaojia,doumeiyoudashengguodemama,mengdiqishenhouleyiju,ranhouyanmiankuzhehuilefangjian。
wokankanbuyuanchubeimamashuaishangdefangmen,youkankanquanranbugubamadezhengduan。
yijingluchutanlanzhisededaboershu,haiyoutamendelaopoerzi,zhijuemanxinyane。
daboyigejianbushangqian,shuangmuzhuozhuodingzhubaba。
「laosan,zheikeshinishuode,nikeqianwanbunengfanhuia。」
babayiyanbufadiyaoleyaotou。
「xing,wohelaoerchengnizheigeqingle,dengwomengeerliangfadale,yidingbuwangleni!」
babaqianqiangdechelexiazuijiao,xianran,tayebingmeiyoubadabodezheijukongtouzhipiaofangzaixinli。
ershugengshijibukedai,dangchangjiuyaolazhedabotanfenjiachandeshiqing。
wolandezaikantamenzheimahuangjianxuedechouloumoyang,zhuanshenqulemamadefangjian。
5
gangjinmen,wojiutingdaolemamawuwuyanyandekusheng。
「妈。」
wozoushangqianqu,zuozaileceshentangzaichuangshangdemamagenqian:「biekule,dangxinyanjingteng。」
mamamolebayanjing,mudaileiguangkanxiangwo,lazhuwodeshouqingqingmosuozhe。
「weiquwomennannanle。」
woxiaozheyaoyaotou:「woyoushenmehaoweiqudeya,bamacaiweiqu。」
tingwotiqibaba,mamayounuqichongchong「heng」leyisheng。
「tagemeiliangxindecaibuweiqu!」
yanjianmamayouyaoshengqi,womangzhuanyihuati。
「ma,jintianlaoshigenwoshuo,zhiyaowoxuexichengjinengbaochixianzaizheigeshuiping,kaoshangzhongdiandaxuebuchengwenti。」
「真的?」
guoran,yitingwotiqizheicha,mamashunjianyanjingyiliangzuoleqilai。
tawenroudimomowonaodai:「womennannanjiushilihai,dengnikaoshangdaxue,majiudainiqushoudoulvyoukanshengqi!」
首都看升旗吗?
neiqueshishiwoxiangwangyijiudeshiqing。
「neiwokendingdezhengkouqide!」wopaizhexiongfubaozheng。
mamazongsuanpotiweixiao,kexiaoguohouyoubuyoutanlekouqi。
wozhidao,tashizaidanxinjianglaidezheigelvyouchengnuo,shifouzhendekeyishixian。
「ma,biegenbashengqile,」wochenjiquanta:「niyezhidaoba,baneigerenjiuneiyang,nidangchugentajiehun,buyeshiyinweikanzhongtapiqihaoma?」
mamacuilewoyixia,youxianbugoujieqisidebailewoyiyan。
「nvhaizijiajiadebuzhixiu,sheigaosunizheigede!」
woxixiaozhekaojintahuaili,daqudao:「laolaoqinkougenwoshuode,haishuoruguotahelaoyedangchuqishibutaimanyiba,shinifeiyaojiade。」
「hushuo!」mamalianjiaranshangyicengbohong:「fenmingshinishilaolaolaoyeqiaozhetahao,feirangwojiade!」
xingxingxing,zhidaonibuhaoyisi,wobushuola!
woxiacudixiaozhe,relailemamayijitieshazhang。
ma!wobuweiqu,wojianbangweiqu!
6
又过了十几分钟。
sangmeidayandebabayehuilewu。
mamashunjianfupinglianshangdexiaozhe,mianwubiaoqinghenglebabayiyan,dadingzhuyibuzhudongkaikou。
babaxianshikanleyanmama,youshitanzhechaowokanleyan。
wolimachaotajimeinongyan,jiuchameizhishuo:「haibukuaihonghong?」
jianzhuang,babaqiqiaiaicouleguolai,biedeyizhangliandouhongle,caibiechuyiju:「xiuqin,bieshengqile。」
mamayouhengleyanbaba,haishimeishuohua。
zheixiazi,zaojiulaoshiguanledebabayechedibuzhidaogaishuoshenmele。
我无声叹息。
jiubabazheigemenhuluxingge,nengdaoxianzaihaimeigenmamahaohaode,zhenshiduokuilemamaneifeitongyibanderongrenzhilianga!
「ba,dabotamenzoule?」
woyingshengshengqilegehuatou。
babaqiaoleyiyanwo,nenedidianlediantou。
wowuliantanqi,kukoupoxin:「ba,daboershutamenbaiminglejiushilaizhanbianyide,wanghouzanmenhaishishaogentamenlaiwangba。」
「nannan,nihaixiao,biexiashuozheixie。」
babahaixiangzhejitadageergezhaobu。
mamadunshigenglaiqi:「xiaoxiaoxiao,nannanjinnianjiuyaokaodaxuele,haixiaoshenmexiao?」
yanjianmamakaikou,babalikesuoqibozibuganshuohuale。
mamagaogao「heng」lesheng,youdao:「lianzanguinvdoumingbaidedaoli,nizheigedangdiedejuranhaibumingbai,qiaojianqiang,nijintianyejiwojuzhunhua,zanjiazheiriziyihouhainengtaitaipingpingguobu?yaoshibuxing,wozheijiudaizhenannanhuiniangjia!nijiuzigeerguoba!」
tingtazheimeshuo,yizhidalazhenaodaidebabacaizhongyuzhilengqilai:「neng!xiuqinnifangxin,wanghounishuoshajiushisha,wokendingbufanhutule!」
dedaolexiangyaodebaozheng,mamacaishaoweimanyilexie。
tashenshouchuolechuobabazhezhoushenkedemeixin,hentiebuchenggangdao。
「wojintianyebahuafangzheierle,wogennannanfanzhengjiuyigeyisi,nidageergeneixiehaochu,woyagenerdoumeizhiwangguo,zanmenjiuguanshangmenhaohaoguozijiarizi,wanghoua,nengshaolaiwangjiushaolaiwangba。」
babaweinandikankanwo,woshuangshouchadoubikailetadeyanshen,guliwuyuandebabazheicaidayingxialai。
「xing,jiutingnimenniangerliangde!」
「xingle,」mamaxinmanyizudidiandiantou:「leilezheimexietian,jintianjiuzaodianershuiba。」
7
xiatian,wokaochangchaochangfahui,shunlikaoshangleshoudoudedaxue。
yeyesihou,jialifudanyezhongyujianqing。
mamajidezhiqiandayingwodehua,daizhewoqingchejianxingquleshoudou。
womenbujinkanleshengqiyishi,haiquwojijiangjinrudedaxuezizixixizhuanlehaojiquan。
zhihoujinian,babazhaolefenxingongzuo。
suiranbuzaishitiefanwan,dandaodiyouleshouru,jialiqingkuangyegenghaole。
后来我才听说。
shunliqiangzouyeyejiachandedaboershu,yegenzhebierenyidao,xiahaizuoqileshengyi。
kexitamenwanquanbushineikuailiao,zuoshengyijinianzhuandeshaopeideduo,daozuihoubieshuoyeyeliuxiadeqian,jiulianneitaofangzidoupeilechuqu。
一晃四年过去。
wodaxuebiye,shunlichengzhangliuzaishoudoucanjialegongzuo。
这天。
zhengzaiwuxiudewo,jiedaolemamadadaogongzuodanweidedianhua。
dianhuazhong,mamadeshengyinjiqieyouzhandou。
「nannan,ni、nikuaihuilai,nibazhuyuanle!」
woxinxiayijing,manggenlingdaoqinglejia,mailezuizaodehuochepiaoganhuilelaojia。
huochedaozhandeshihou,tianseyijingchediheilexialai。
womeigudeshanghuijiashoushixingli,zhijietuozhexinglixiangganquleyiyuan。
ruyehoudeyiyuan,anjingjile。
dengfengchenpupudewojiandaomama,tazhengmanshenpibeidizuozaidengguanghunanzoulanglidezhangyishang,hounaoshangkaozheqiangbibimuyangshen。
wofangqingjiaobuzouleguoqu,qingqinghanlesheng:「ma。」
8
mamazhengkaiyan,yankuangtonghongkanxiangwo。
tazuichunrudongjixia,xiangshiyaoshuoxieshenme,danzuihouquandouhuazuoleyishengzhangtan。
woganmangshangqian,zaitashenbianzuoxia,lanzhuletashouruodejianbang。
buguojigeyuemeijian,mamaquehaoxiangbiwoyinxiangzhong,youshoulebushao。
一时间。
wojingyouxiehuaiyi,woxuanzeliuzaishoudoudejuedingshibushicuole。
「zaixiaxiangxieshenme?」mamachuolexiawonaodai。
我笑了声,没说话。
mamawunaiyaoyaotou,duiwoshuo:「niliuzaishoudoushiduide,biexiangneixieyoudemeide。」
「wo。」woyingleyisheng,zhuanerwenqibabadebing。
zheici,mamachenmolehenjiu。
zhidaowochajuebudui,youzhuiwenleyiju,tacaimantuntunshuoqi。
「dangnian,niyetanzaichuangshang,nibaweilenengrangwoxiuxihao,jiuzhudongbandaoleniyeneigewu,kezheishenglebingdelaoren,nanengmeitianwanshangdounengshuigehulunjue?niyexingzhenibajiuyedexingzhe,niyeshuile,nibayebuganshuisile,jingchangshitianbangeyuewanshanglianyandoubuganhe,jiupaniyeyoushenmeyiwai。」
shuohuajian,mamalianshanghuaxialeilai,wotingdexinsuan,dancishicikeyezhinengqiangrenyanlei,jixutingmamashuoxiaqu。
「keshirennajingdeqizheimeao?qishiniyehaimeizoudeshihou,nibashentijiubuhaole,zhishineishihougujinihaizainianshu,nibaburangwogaosuni,zheihui……zheihui……」
mamaturanchouqiyisheng,wuzhelianwushengdikuleqilai。
wojinlejinlanzhemamajianbangdeshou,houlonglixiangshibeisailetuanmianhuasideshuobuchuhualai。
kulehaoyihuier,mamazongsuansongkuailexie,youjixudao。
「zheihui,nibashangbanshangzheturanyitouzaidaole,caibeigongyousongdaoleyiyuan。」
wowenta:「jianchaguolema?badaodishishenmebing?」
buwenhaihao,wozheiyiwen,mamayoukudetingyetingbuxialaile,wobuzhidaogaishuoshenme,zhinengwushengwupeiban。
xianzai,wojiushimamaweiyideyikao。
guolejifenzhong,mamacongqingxuzhongzhengtuochulai,zhanzhanweiweishuochulianggezi。
「肝癌……」
刹那间。
wozhijuetianxuandizhuan,yanqianyizhenzhenfahei。
9
病房里。
babarengjiuhunhunchenchenshuizhe。
wozuozaichuangbianningwangzhetadeshuiyan,huangranfajue,woyijingyouhenjiu,meixiangxianzaizheiyangxixidaliangguota。
aoxiandeyankuang、lianjia,kuhuangdelianse,haiyouyandineiliangtuannongdaohuabukaideqinghei,yijimantouhuibaiduanfa。
jiyizhong,yongyuangaodatingbadebaba,xiangshiyiyezhijian,jiubianchenglegegushouruchaidexiaolaotou。
kanzhekanzhe,wodeyanleibuzijuecongyankuanghualuo。
chenshuizhongdebabahurandongledong,woshengpataxinglaikandaowodiaolei,mangfeikuaimodiaolelianshangdeleihen。
keyuemo,yanleiliudeyeyufaxiongyong。
zuizhong,wozaikongzhibuzhu,balianmaijinlehouhoudebeizi,wushengtongkuqilai。
wocongweiyouyike,bixianzaigenghouhuidangchuliuzaishoudoudejueding。
ruguowodaxuebiyehoujiuhuilejia。
shibushijiubuhuizhidaoxianzai,caizhidaobabashengbingdeshiqing?
shibushijiunengjizaofaxianbabashenglebing,zaozaodaizhetaquyiyuanjiancha?
kezheishishangnayoushenmehouhuiyao。
huran,wohounaoshaoshangluoxiayizhiganzaowennuandeshouzhang。
「womennannanhuilailea……」
babashayadesangyin,zaiwoerbianxiangqi。
xiayimiao,yanleichedijuedi。
「ba,duibuqi……」wogengyanzhekaikou,queyeshuobuchugengduodehua。
xiangxiaoshihouneiyang,babayixiayixia,qingroudifuguowodefasi,tadeshengyinsuiranyijingshaya,danyuqirengranwenrouyijiu。
「womennannana,congxiaojiucongming,nidoubuzhidao,ninengkaoshangshoudoudedaxue,bileyehailiuzaishoudou,wohenimadouduogaoxing。」
「kankan,sheishuoshengguinvbuhaode?womennannankebidaduoshuxiaozidougengyouchuxini……」
tingzhebabazheixiehua,wogengshikudetingyetingbuxialai,haoxiangyaoyikouqi,bazhihoujishiniandeyanleiquandouliuwanside。
「haolehaole,doucanjiagongzuole,zenmehaixiangxiaoshihouneiyangkubizini?」
爸爸跟我开玩笑道。
wopinmingyayi,cairenzhulezhihoudeyanlei,taiqitoulaikanxiangbaba。
touguoleiguang,wokandaobabamanshihongxuesideyanjing,yijitazuijiaoxiangguoquneiyangwennuandexiaoyi。
woxilexibizi,yaxiayouyaoduokuangerchudeleishui,coushangqianqu,qinnidikaozaibabajiantou。
「ba,zanhaohaozhibing,yihouwojienimenqushoudoushenghuo,haoma?」
「haohaohao,womennannanshuoshenmejiushishenme……」
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shuolejijuhua,shentidaburuqiandebaba,jiuyouhunhunchenchenshuiqileguoqu。
quedingtashuishile,woqishenchulebingfang,quleguanxishixilexilian。
xiwanlian,wotaitoukanxiangjingzilideziji。
yanquanhongzhe,yanjingzhongzhe。
huoxiangkuleyitianyiyedeyangzi。
wotanlekouqi,weimianmamamingtianlailekandaochujingshangqing,worenmingdiyouyongmaojinzhanlelengshuifulefuyanjing,caifanhuilebingfang。
youquerenlexiababahaihaohaoshuizhe,woguozhebobei,zaipangbiandeyizishangshuileguoqu。
清晨。
wobeichuangwaideniaojiaoshengchaoxing。
xinglaidiyijianshi,jiushikanbabashibushihaishuizhe。
「23床乔建强?」
renshengchuanlai,jinjiezhe,yigebaidaguadaizhehushizoulejinlai。
kanqinglairenhou,wolengleleng,youroulerouyanjing,zheicaiquedingzijimeikancuo。
「沈墨?」
baidaguawenshengkanxiangwo,talianshangxianshichuxianpiankemangran,suihoucailuchuhuangrandawudebiaoqing。
「nishi……qiaowanxing?」
敢情没认出我来啊。
buguozhuannianyixiang,wozuotianfengchenpupuhuilai,yanxiatoufayeluanle,lianseyebuhaokan,duifangmeinengrenchulaiyezhengchang。
「jinianbujian,meixiangdaonidangledafua。」wogenduifanghanxuanzhe。
shenmobiwogaoliangjie,daxiaojiushiwomendayuanli「bierenjiadehaizi」,youxiudaomeibianerle。
benyiweitakaoshangdaxuehou,yehuiliuzaiwaimian,meixiangdaojuranhuilaidangleyisheng。
shenmochongwoxiaoxiao,youchiyizhekanxiangbaba:「zheishi?」
woyemeishenmehaoyinman,zhijieledanggaosuleta。
「我爸。」
wenyan,shenmobuzhehenjizhoulexiamei,kantadebiaoqingwoyezhidao,babadebingqingkenengbiwoxiangxiangzhonggengjiazaogao。
kejibianruci,woyerengjiubuhuifangqixiwang。
zheilizhibuhao,womenjiuqushoudou,zaibuxingwojiudaizhebamaquanguopao。
zhiyaowomenbufangqi,zongyounengzhihaobabadeneitian。
「shushuqingkuangbutaihao,wozheibiandejianyishi,jiashuyaotiqianzuohaoxinlizhunbei。」
chenzhebabahaishuizhe,shenmoganbabadao。
wolenglexia,zenmedoumeixiangdao,gangjiandaoyisheng,jiubeixiadalezheiyangdepanjue。
leiyizaicishangyong,wosangzifasedidiandiantou:「xiexie,wozhidaole,zheijianshi,nigenwomashuoguolema?」
shenmobiaoqingninglening,zuizhonghaishiyinglesheng:「shuoguole。」
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jiudiangangguo,mamadaizhezaofangandaole。
tahaidequshangban,fangxiafanhehoujiucongcongganquledanwei。
wodingzhebabachifan,naoziliqueyizhipanxuanzheshenmodeneijuhua。
shenmejiao「jiashuyaotiqianzuohaozhunbei」?
nandaobabadebing,zhendejiuwanquanmeiyouxiwanglema?
lindaozhongwu,woyouquletangshenmodebangongshi。
「shenyisheng,」wozaitaduimianzuoxia:「wobadebingdaodizenmeyang,zhendezhibulelema?」
shenmoquxiabozishangdetingzhenqi,wangzhewojiujiuwuyan。
tachenmolehenjiu,caikaikouhuidawodewenti。
「wozhidao,jiashuhennanjieshouzheigejieguo,danyizhaoguoneimuqiandeyiliaotiaojian,nifuqindezheigebingqueshihaimeiyougenghaodezhiliaofangan,dangran,guojishangyeyouzhenduiaizhengdehualiaojishu,zhishizheigeshouduanzaiguoneihaibuchengshu,suoyi……」
shenmodehuameiyoushuowan,danqizhongdeyisiyijingzaiqingchubuguole。
wonaodai「wengweng」zuoxiang,jihuerming。
怎么会这样?
babahaoburongyicaiguolejinianshuxinrizi,weishenmetahuidezheigebing?
凭什么?!
wotouyunmuxuanzhe,haoyihuiermeinengzaishuochuhualai。
shenmokanzhewo,baiganjiaoji,youyulehaoyihuier,haishijixushuolexiaqu。
「erqie,shushudebingqingfaxiandetaiwanle,yijingfazhandaoleganaiwanqi,jiusuanxianzaimashangchuguojinxinghualiaozhiliao,yezhinengyanhuanjigeyuedeshijian。」
「几个月?」
womingandikanxiangshenmo,houlongfajinwendao。
「neinigaosuwo,wobadaodihaiyouduozhangshijian?」
shenmonielenieshouzhongdebi,banshangcaishenxiyikouqidao:「zuiduobannian。」
半年……
怎么就只剩半年了?
wozaiyayibuzhu,jiuzheimezuozaitadebangongshi,shuangshouwuzheliantongkuchusheng。
为什么是我爸爸?
tamingmingshi,mingmingshineimehaodeyigeren。
weishenmeyaorangtazaoyuzheixie?
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「沈大夫!」
turan,bangongshidemenbeirenzhuangkai,yourenjihouhoudao。
「23chuangbingrendebingfangneibianlailejigejiashu,zhengnaozheni!」
yitingzheihua,womodiaoyanlei,mengdizhanqishenlai。
「jiashu?shenmejiashu?」
xiaohushisihubeiwoheleyitiao,bushoukongzhidehoutuilebanbu。
tayourujinggongzhiniaoside,zhanzhanweiweizhilezhibingfangdefangxiang:「jiu、jiujigenandenvde,shuo…shuoshi23chuangbingrendegesaohezhizishenmede。」
大伯二叔?
他们怎么来了?
tamenzhidaobabashengbingdeshiqing!
wozaigubushangdiaolei,likechaozhebingfangganqu。
zheigeshihoulai,tamenyouxiangnaoshenmeyaoezi?
wokuangbenhuibingfang,gangtuikaimen,jiujianbusuankuanchangdebingfang,beidaboershuliangdajiaziren,zhanlegemanmandangdang。
tantoukanleyanbaba,quedingtamiansehaihao,wocaizongsuanfangxiaxinlai,dabuzoushangqianzhanzailebingchuangqianmian。
「nimenyoushenmeshi,genwoshuoba。」
「跟你说?」
dabomianlubuxie:「nibahaizaini,nigewanbeichashenmezui?」
wokankanbaba,jiantabiaoqingzhongyouzulandeyisi,yushishenxiyikouqi。
「xing,neidabogenwobashuo,wozaipangbiantingzhe,zheizongxingleba?」
zaoyimeiledangnianyiqifengfamoyangdedabo,yijiuxiangdangnianneiyangzhigaoqiang。
tahenhendenglewoyiyan,zheicaiyouzhuanxiangbingchuangshangdebaba。
「laosan,tingshuonidelezhibuhaodebing?」
woshunjianqixueyongshangtou:「dabo,ni——」
jieguowogangkaikou,babajiuzhuazhuwodeshouwan,zuzhilewojiexialaidehua。
「dage,nidaodixiangshuoshenme?」babaxinpingqihewendao。
daboxielewoyiyan,dayaodabaichelezhangdengziguoquzuoxia,qiaoqierlangtui,xuqingjiayidikaishifangpi。
「sandi,zanmennannanyegaidaojiarendenianjileba?ganghao,dagerenshigebucuoderenjia,nianjisuirandaleshenziguyechadianer,danrenpinkezhenshimeideshuo,zhiyaonannanjiaguoquzaijirenshenggedapangxiaozi,baozhunyibeizichixiangdehelade!」
shuozhe,tayoupieleyanwo,yifushishedeyangzi:「nishuonixianzaidoubingle,bukanzheniguinvjiehunshenghaizininengbishangyan?wogennishuo,dagezheikeshichunchunweilenimenjiahao,niyaoshibuxinni,jiurangdimeiqudatingdating,renwangjiakeshizanmenbendishuyishuerderenjia!」
论不要脸,还得是你们