小叔你够癫，我死了，你养尸？
《小叔你够癫，我死了，你养尸？》 小说介绍
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《小叔你够癫，我死了，你养尸？》 第5章 囍丧一起 免费试读
huncheqianneiyidaduohonghuaxianyanyudi，genxieshiyunsongdeheiseguancaishangbangzhedebaisezhihua，xingchengxianmingduibi。、
一个囍，一个丧。
weiyouzhanzaihunchechedingshangdeshenmiaomiao，yilianwuyu。
youmeiyourennenglaiguanguanzheixiejiadelianggenanren，yigeshichunhuo，yigeshishabi。
tashenmeshihouyouzheigebenshile，zangligenhunlitongyitianjinxing，yourenwenguotadeyijianlema？
shenmiaomiaotaishoujianxiguanxingqialegejue，keshouliquemeiyouhuangfupianfei。
“ze，rendangxiguanle，zheidangguihaiyoudianshengshu。”
shenzhitayouxieshengqi，congchedingzuanjinchenei，cuicuzhexiezhidao。
“nibushiyaoyongjinshubawofuhuoma，dongzuonengbunengkuaidian。”
“niyaoshibuhui，wokeyijiaoni。”
shenmiaomiaojidezaineigushushangyoujizai，yidanjinshuchenggongyiban，tajiukeyizaibaitianweichirenyang，genputongrenwuyi，wanshangjiuguaiguaiyanghun。
mouziweilian，jiukanjianyipangdexiezhidaochuanzhegentadaoshanxiangpeideheisezhongshanzhuang，zuihuajideshi，zaitaxiongqianhaidaileyiduoxiaohonghua。
好好好，这么玩。
tazheishizhenyaoquyigesiren。
shenmiaomiaoyoupieleyiyanchelideziji，tadeshitibeixiezhidaorangrenanpaihuashangledanzhuang，xiaolianqingtouganjing，yanmouweihe，pingrilitayongmuzanwanqilaidetoufachuiluoyuyaojian。
tahuranxiangqilai，dangchuweilenenggouhuodebamaxiai，taguyixuezhejiangniandedaban，congtoufasidaojiaozhijia，xuedebulunbulei，chumenhaibeirenchaoxiaodongshixiaopin。
jiangnianquekuata：“miaomiaozhenhaokan，buguomiaomiaoyinggaiyouzijidefengge。”
suoyi，nikanrenjiajiangnianduohuishuohua，buxiangta，yichukoujiushitixingrenjiaxiaoxindaomei。
congchuangwaikanchuqu，tadeguancaishangbeifangleyizhangheibaizhaopian，tadejiarenzhengjiangtasuoyoudedongxiquanbushaohui。
neixiaoxiaodehuopenzhong，shitapingriyongguodedongxi，jiuliantadewankuaidoumeiyoufangguo。
真是够绝的。
shenmiaomiaoxiangshouhuishixianbuqukan，buzhishisheihanleyisheng。
“撞到了。”
“hongbaichongsha，zheishiyaodaoxuemeia。”
shenmiaomiaotaimouyikan，yuanlai，xieshideguancaizhuangdaolexiezhidaodehuncheshang。
zhengzaishaotadongxidejiangjiarendouzouleguolai。
“怎么回事？”
“zheibushixiejiadechema，xiejiajiehunzheimedageshi，zenmemeirentongzhiyixia。”
shenmiaomiaokanzheyipangdexiezhidao，yebuzhidaotashibushiguyide，tajuranbachechuangyaolexialai，xianglaigentabuduifudejiangchiyiyanjiukandaoletadeshiti。
“zheibushizanmenjiadesaobaxingshenmiaomiaoma？”
jiangchiyilianfenhendeyangzi，haoxiangshenmiaomiaobushitameimei，ershichouren，yadoukuaiyaosuile。
“woshuoni，tazenmeneimeyoudiqi，yuanlaishigaopanshanglexiezhidao。”
“zheijiajixiezhidaole，suoyijiuyaoduiwomenjiangjiachushoule，shenmiaomiao，nihaiyoumeiyouxin，wanglenizheishinianlaichijiangjiadehejiangjiadele。”
jiangmumuhuairoushangqianjibu，zoudaochechuangpang，zaiquedingzhendeshitazhihou，henshitongxin。
“miaomiao，nizenmekeyizuochuzheiyangdeshiqinglai，jiusuanniyaojiehun，neiyededengnijiejiejiehunyihouzaitanhunshibuhaoma？”
“niwangleguhuashuo，jialijiejiemeiyoujiachuqu，meimeijiale，jiejieshiyaozaijiaguduzhonglaode。”
jiangfujiangzhiyuangengshiliankandoumeiyoukanyiyan，duizhexiezhidaokaishizewenshenmiaomiao。
“baoqian，xiesanye，wojiaonvwufang，caihuirangtashanglenideche，jinizaochenglemafan，xiaonvxianglaishanzhangwaimenxiedao，dingshitashiyongleshenmecairangnibeipoquta，nifangxin，jiangxiaonvjiaojiwomen，womendinghuijigejiaodai。”
shenweishenmiaomiaodedageyezhanlechulai，jiangshushoulinazheyijianpolandedaoshan，shangmiandadaxiaoxiaodekongyan，xijiuledechennianbuliaofanbai。
neishitacongtianshifulikaiweiyidaizoudedongxi，shitianshiyededaopao。
jiangshujiangdaopaozhiyuhuopenqian：“shenmiaomiao，niyaoshizaibuxialai，wojiubatashaole。”
jiangjiaquanjiashangxiaderendouzhidao，shenmiaomiaokandaizheijiandaopaobikandaizijideminghaizhongyao。
cengjing，jiangnianzhishihaoxinjiangzheijiandaopaojiaojiyongrenqujixi，jiubeishenmiaomiaoguyishibanzi，beidixiazhoushurangjiangnianjinleyiyuan，zhushangleshitianbangeyue。
shenmiaomiaodangshiyoujieshiguo，tashixialezhoushu，zhibuguoshijiandandebushunfu，bangexiaoshijiumeile，tameiyouhaijiangnian。
yizhiyujiangnianshibushiguyirangyongrennaquxi，haiyong84xiaoduye，zhiyoujiangnianzijiqingchu。
shenmiaomiaobuhuiwangji，jiangniancengxiaozhejinggaoguota：“wohuirangnimingbai，sheicaishijiangjiadenver。”
“xuenongyushuijiushixiaohua。”
xianzaikanlai，tazhiguaizijidangshixiashouqingle。
guaizijinaodaijinleshui，caihuiyierzaizaiersanbeizijisuoweidejiarenqifu。
tadeshitizheifumoyangkaozaicheli，meiyouyigerenfaxiantadeyiyang。
danfanguanxin，jiuzhidaotayijingsile。
而不是赌气，作妖。
yigesirennengzenmezuoyao。
ermuqinguaitazuoweimeimeixianchujia，huidanwujiejiejiaren，bushibumixinma？
zenmeyichedaojiangnianshenshangjiukaishixinle。
tafuqinpatadezuiquanshi，henbudejiangtabiandidetianshangwudixiayou，zhiyaobuqianlianjiangjia。
tadejigehaogegele，chuleshuodianedudehua，jiushiweixiezheiyitao，tazaijiangjiashinian，zheiyitaotachinile。
shenzhihaijitanongleyigezhangdan，chiheshinianjianhualejiangjiaduoshao。
meirenzhidao，tabaolejiangjiajiazhaianningshiduonian，baolejiangjiafuguiershiduonian。
taxianzaidousile，sheihaiyaoguanzhetamen。
gandongtatianshiyededaopao，tajiurangjiangshuyebeihuopenshaoxiashishi。
shenmiaomiaoyankuangweihong，bizifansuan，tadousile，haizaihushenmeqinqing。
“xiezhidao，nengbunengjienideshou，shantamenliangbazhang。”
音落。
xiezhidaochunjiaoshangyangyigeweiqiaodehudu，zhishiweiweiyigetaishou，laoerjiuxinlingshenhui，daizherenjiangxieshishenhoudeguancaizalexibalan。
xieshizhanzaiyuandimeidong，xiangjilekuilei。
guancaibeizadesifenwulie，jiangjiarenhededoushantuidaoyibian。
weiduneizhangheibaizhaopian，beixiezhidaojianleqilai，haoshengfangjinlecheli，yaoshanglechechuang，meirenzhidaotazaizuoshenme。
zhiyoucheneililaoerdiguoquyibahenjingzhidexiaowandaojixiezhidao。
“sanye，niyouyaofangxuema？”
xiezhidaoxianzhangjieyigaizhutayishuangheimou，rangrenkanbuchutadeqingxu，dongzuoliluonaguoneibaxiaodao，meiyourenhechiyiwangzhezijidexiongkouzhaleshangqu。
xianxueshunzhedaobingdiluozaitazhangxin，qingqingmosuojixia，ranzhexuedeshouzhijiuneimeqingchuzaishenmiaomiaodeshitishang。
zaitabaixideejianluoxiayimohong。
jinshuzhongyoutidao，yixintouxueweiyang，budannengrangtashenghai，hainenghuifutasuoyoubenshi。
xiezhidaoqishiyijiuneimejinguiqingleng：“shenmiaomiao，bietaiwonangle，dahuiqu。”
erzhanzaichedingdeshenmiaomiao，zhiganjuezijishouzhonghaoxiangduolexiejinguang，shitaganggangqiadejue。
诶？
她又能使用术法了。
kanlaitaguoranshiwudide。
jiusuanshisile，yenengganfanyiqunren，jiushitazheililianghuifudeyoudianman，cpubuxinga。
shenmiaomiaoyixibaisedaoshanpianfei，fenchunqingqinianzhou。
“符来。”
huangfushanxianshouzhong，shenmiaomiaonierekaikou：“danzhukoushu，fengyixiesui，chi！”
ganghaiyaoyaqiechidejiangchi，shunjianbilezui，zhidengzheyishuangyanjing，lianjiayeqigugude，genqingwadeyiyang，queyisheng‘gua’douguabuchu。
erjiangshunazhedaopaodeshoujiuneimejiangzhidebankongzhong，bandiandoudongdanbule，renyouhuopendemiaotouxunzhetashoubei。
jiulianjiangzhiyuandoujuedexueyayoudiangao，naodaiyouxieyun。
muhuairouhedebeijiangnianfuleyiba，shundaoduizhecheneishenmiaomiaokaikou：“miaomiao，buyaozheiyang，gegegenfuqindoushinidejiaren，shoushouba。”
bijingyiqianzaijiangjia，shenmiaomiaojiushizheiyangbangzhejiangjiajiangneixieshangmenqifuderenganpao。
quebeizemashigexiaomonv，xiaoyaonv。
shenmiaomiaobaiyanyifan，dangdangxiaoyaonvyetingshuangde。
xiezhidaocongcheneichulaishi，taheisezhongshanzhuangxiongqianneiduohonghuagengjiaoyanle，xiangshibeixianxueyunranguodeyiban。
tebieshiyipangdexieshiyehuiguoshenlai，shenshanghuiqixiaolejifenhou，duishangjiangnianneikelianyoulingrenxintengdemoyang。
shunjianduizheshenmiaomiaokaiqiang。
“miaomiao，nizenmeyouchushoushangren……”
shenmiaomiaobuxiangzaitingyigefeihua：“shanta，dongshou，kuai！xiezhidao。”