师父忽悠我下山祸害师姐
《师父忽悠我下山祸害师姐》 小说介绍
zheishiyibudoushixiaoshuo，jiangshulelinmuxiaonizaiyaorenfutudebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。linmuxiaonitianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。linmuliezuixiaoxixi。“youchuiniu！”xiaonitingzhetazicheng‘laogong’，xinlibuyoudeyizhenxiuse，chendao，“niyani，yaoshoulianyidian，doushiliwohuzanglong，kansi……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。
《师父忽悠我下山祸害师姐》 第1章 免费试读
第1章
“longhundianlianguoguixiezhanshenjiaomiezeikou，anwobianjing，gongyingzhanshenchushan，hengsaozhuguo！”
“qianjitangzhangtianrenkenqingshenyichushan，jiushijimin！”
“wudaomengzunbukeyiriwuzhu，tiandaofuyetianlongwanggaorenkerufanchen，jiangwudaochuanchengqiannian！”
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xirilenglengqingqing，niaobulashidelongmingshan，jinrijingranjujilehuaxiagefangdalao，zhengzuoshanliangqianduomu，jingbeiwuzhuangji、tanke、shangwucheyijijinyiwanjidejunduiweilegeshuixiebutong！
zheixierengegeqichangqiangda，meiyujiandoutouzhejiujugaoweideweiyan，jiulianluguodegoudoudeailiangbazhang，ruciqianniannanyudepaichang，yindezhoubiandejuminhelurenjinghubuyi。
“longhundianlianguo？tianna！neibushihaocheng‘yidianshouguomen’delonghundianma？lianguokeshisitianwangzhiyia！”
“haiyouqianjitangzhangtianren，jushuotakeshihuaxiajingneiyiliaojiezuidingjiandeshenyia！”
“wudaojietiandaofuyetianlongyelaile，neikeshiwudaojiediyigaoshoua！”
“shouzangjie、shangyejie，dingjiquanzidoulaileyipidalao，laotianyea，woshizaizuomengma？”
“zheishanlizhulesheia？huaxiazuidingjiandeshiliqijuyuci，erqietamenhaidoubigongbijing，tianxiaqiwena！”
“longmingshan......chulonglea！”
ranerzaizhongrenyilunfenfenzhishi，cishishanshangzhengyouyigebinfacangcang，shenchuandaopaodelaozhe，zhengshouchijingji，zhuizheyigebudaoershisuideshaonianmanshanbianyedipao！
“chouxiaozi！rangnidaizaishanshangbuyaoluanpao，kannitongchulaidelouzi，laozidasini！”
“wuwu！dashifuwocuole！wozaiyebuganle！”
shaonianmingjiaolinmu，zhijiantawuzhepigu，lianshangguamanleleihen，yibianpaoyibianku！
danneizhangmanjiancidejingjidazaitadepigushang，jingranlianyidianshanghendoukanbudao！
buzhidaodaleduojiu，laozheqichuanyuyuditinglexialai，bashoulidejingjiyireng，madao：
“chouxiaozi，daofayufajinglianle，lianwodounaihebuleni，guaibudewodezheixieshididoumeilianjianren，guixiqujianfozule！”
linmujiantabudale，xiaoxinyiyidizhefanlehuilai，guaiqiaodiguizailelaozhedemianqiananweidao，
“dashifuninbieshengqile，wobaozheng，zainuligejinian，baniyesongzou！”
“滚！”
laozheyitingqideliangpiehuzishunjianpiaoleqilai，numadao，“chouxiaozinibieyiweiyinzanglexiuweilaofujiubuzhidao，nizaoyijingshitupotianjingliangbaicengle！”
linmuyileng，mozhenaodaiguazihanxiaodao，“quanshidashifujiaodehao！”
“放屁！”
laozhewanquanmeiledaoguxianfengdezitai，pokoumadao，“niranglaofuyigewushicengdefeiwu，qujiaoniyigeliangbaicengde？shuochuquwozheizhanglaolianhaiyaobuyao？”
“ei！dashifunizenmenengzheimeshuoziji？feiwuyenengxiuliandaoyibaicenga！”
linmuzhabazhedayanjing，tianzhenwuxiedixiaodao。
“我......”
laozhewuzhexiongkou，zhiganjuenuhuogongxin！
diaozhenglehaoyihuier，tacaitanlekouqidao，“nishuoshuonia，xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao，jinxuewoneijigeshidi，nimeishiqubangtamenwanchengshenmeyiyuana？”
linmuquekengqiangyoulidishuodao，“tuerjixuelejiweishifudebenshi，jiudebangshifumenwanchengshengqiandeyiyuan，zheishituerjinxiaozhidao！”
laozhewunaidikanletayiyan，“nizheiyinao，waijiederendouyiweitamenhaihuozhe，xianzaiyouzhaoleguolaiqingtamenchushan，jiubunengrangtamenqingjingqingjing？”
“shifu，waimianhaoxiangyemeiyousuoshuodeneimekepaya，weishenmejiweishifushengqiandoubuyuanyichushanni？”
林穆不解地问道。
“nibudongde！”laozheyaoleyaotou，gangyaojixushuojiao......
“zhiyaozhanshenkenchushan，quanqingtianxiajiekesong！”
“quanliyougepiyong？gaorentangruochushan，wobaotazuodiyishoufu！”
“suqi！gaorenqinengkandeshangqian？zhiyaotakenchushan，tianxianvzi，wosuitatiao！”
shanwaiyouchuanlaiyizhencaozadehuhan！
laozhehelinmuyizhenchenmo！
“keke......”yizhenkesoushengdaduanlelinmudeyihuo，“tuer，nikandaolema？waijiejiushizheimekepa，tamenhuiyonggezhongdongxi，laimihuonidexinzhi，choudiaonidejisui，rangnichedilunxian！”
“ng！dequehenkepa！”linmuruoyousuosidizhongzhongdiantou，suihouwaizhenaodaiwendao，“neiganwenshifu，wogairuheguibizheixieni？”
laozhehuanhuanqishen，shuangshoufubei，aitanwanfen，
“cichuyijingbuzaianquan，weilebimianrangnizaoshoutuhai，nizhinengxiashanle！”
“下山？”
林穆惊讶无比。
“meicuo！”laozhedandandiantou，suihoucongnangzhongnachulaileliufengxinheyikuaiyu，rengjilelinmu，“zheishiliufenghunshu，shilaofuneiliuweishidishunshouzhidiandejigenvwa，jishinideweihunqi，yesuanshinideshijie，nicongzhongtiaoyigeshunyande，qulehouguopingfanderizijiushi！”
“a？wohaiyoushijie？”linmutingdaozheilidunshiyijing，suihouzhabazheyanjingwendao，“shifu，wobunengquanyaoma？”
“nitama......”laozhechadianbaochucukou，danhenkuaiyaxianuhuodao，“suiniba，tamendoushipingpingwuqideputongren，weishixiwangninenggouguozhengchangrendeshenghuo！”
“zhiyuneikuaiyu，shicanyu，lingwailiukuaizainiliuweishijieshouli，wosuanguonitupotianjinghuiyoutianjie，xuyaocouqineiliuweishijiedeyu，jiangqirongheyiti，fangcainengtupotianjing！”
“哦......”
linmusidongfeidongdidianlediantou，zhuanerwendao，“shifu，neinini？”
“唉！”
laozhezhongzhongditanlekouqi，“weishilaole，danbushisile，waimiandezhongzhong，tuernibawobuzhudea，weishilaiyingduiwaimiandeneixierenba！”
“师父！不可啊！”
linmudunshileiruyuxia，putongyishengguizailelaozhemianqian，“zheixietuerzhiguo，shifuninbuyingdangzaoshoucinana！”
laozheque‘gankaiwanqian’ditaochufuchen，chaozhetamengranyishuai，linmushunjianbuyouzizhudidaofeilechuqu！
“师父！！”
suizheyishengqicandejiaoshengzaishanjianhuidang，laozhecixiangdeshengyinzaicixiangqi！
“yirufanchenshensihai，congcikuaileshiluren，weishiburudiyu，sheirudiyuni？weishi......”
huameishuowan，tadeerbianjiuchuanlailelinmudechuanyin！
“shifu，nihaimeijiwoqianni！”
老者：......
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weilebimianlaozhesuoshuodeneixie‘kunan’，linmushoushihaoledongxikeyiconghoushanlikai！
quebucengxianghoushanyebeiweilegeshuixiebutong，renmanweihuan！
buguolinglinmumeixiangdaodeshi，neixierenyijiuzaiduizheshantouyibianlazheboziguanwangyibiandahan，douzhishibatadangzuoyigeshanshangkanchaideshaonian，bingmeiyourenquguanzhuta！
linmuyejiuchenshicongrenqunzhongjilechuqu，haoburongyicailaidaorenqunxishaodewaiwei，tacaifanyingguolaizijiburenshilu！
suihoutasichuzhangwangleyixia，turanfaxianlezaixiangcunxiaodaodebianyuan，tingzheyiliangmashaladi，shenbianhaizhanzheyigedaizhemojingdegaotiaonvren！
qiyouzhejijinwanmeidewuguan，dapeijingzhidezhuangrongxiandezhenggerendouxiuyajuesu，neiruxuedejifu，shuangmuyousiyihongqingshui，gupanzhiji，ziyouyifanqingyadegaogui！
linmukangzhezijidemadaixingli，xingchongchongdipaoleguoquyoulimaodiwendao：
“xiaojiejie，zenmeshoufei？”