《堂姐装疯卖傻,真成了傻子》 小说介绍
《tangjiezhuangfengmaisha,zhenchengleshazi》feichangfeichanghaokan,meiyigeqingjiezhongfu,buluosuo,zhuxianhenqiang,jiangyuanyuansongdonglingrenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi:bujindingshanglewonanpengyou,haixiangyaowodeming。ketabuzhidao,wobangdingyouchengfaxitong。meidangtazhuangfengmaishayici,xitongbianhuizidongboduotadezhishangfen……
《堂姐装疯卖傻,真成了傻子》 堂姐装疯卖傻,真成了傻子 免费试读
tangjiezhuangfengmaisha,zhenchengleshazi
tangjiefanlecuo,xihuanyongzhuangfengmaishalaitaobizefa。
bamashuotashenshikelianyoujingshenbuhao,zongbiworangzheta。
yushi,tangjiezuoshiyuefaguofen。
bujindingshanglewonanpengyou,haixiangyaowodeming。
ketabuzhidao,wobangdingyouchengfaxitong。
meidangtazhuangfengmaishayici,xitongbianhuizidongboduotadezhishangfen。
suoyiwoguyizongrong,rangtacicidecheng。
dengtafaxianzijizongkongzhibuzhuliukoushuishaxiaoshi,yiqieyiweishitaiwan。
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8yuezhongxun,wochenglebanshangweiyiyigemeiyoushoudaoluqutongzhishuderen。
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jiangmengangsuoshang,wonaohailichuanlaiyijixiesheng:[querenjiangyuanyuanbencixingweiweizhuangfengmaisha,kouchuzhishang3fen,shengyu80fen。]
ertangjiehaihaobuzhiqingdizaimenwaijixuyanxi。
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wohuibangdingchengfaxitong,haishiyinweitangjie。
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[wenwen,nijiubiegenshushu、shenshenchaojiale。weileqingzhunikaoshanghaodaxue,tamenkeshiteyijinianpailelvyou,nibushiyizhixihuanqudashanliwanma。]
bamabumandidishangchepiao:[haibuxiexienitangjie,doushitatuijiande,shuonixihuanquzheigedifang。]
ketangjiehuituranzheimehaoxin?
xinlisuicunyouyiwen,wohaishikuaisujieguochepiao。
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tangjieyinyiweiaodebainongshencai,shiyiwoganjintuoleneijicengaishidedongxi。
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[zheidifangzhoubiandoumeiyouzhedang,yaoshibeibiedenanshengkandaozenmeban。]
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tingtazheimeshuo,woyejiuzhuangzhedanzituoleyifu。
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shuoshizaiwangshangkanjianlewodetuoyishipin。
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[shenmewodetuoyishipin,nizainakanjiande!]
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haishuo:[yaoshijileni,nibawangzhanjubaolezenmeban!wenwen,pingshikanbuchulai,meixiangdaonishencaizheimehao,shenmeshihounicaikengenwoyueyige?]
songdonglingyandifuxianchuyisiyuse,shengyinsiya。
heyiwangqingjunshuli、danyarujudeqizhidaxiangjingting。
dapolewoduitadeouxianglvjing。
songdonglinghewoyijie,shixuexiaoyoumingdeyundongjianjiang,najiangnadaoshouruan。
gaokaohou,taturanyuewochulaibiaobai。
womenjiuzheimezaileyiqi,liandaxuechengshidouxuanzaileyikuai。
xianzaiwozhijuesangzilixiangtunlecangyingyiyangnanshou。
[songdongling,shipinbushiwoshangchuande,henmingxianwoshibeiren**le。nizuoweiwonanpengyou,nandaobuyinggaibangwoyiqizhaochu**zhema?]
songdonglingchunjiaoweiweishangqiao,daizheyisidandandequxiao。
[wenwen,nineishipinhaichuanzheyicengyifuni,zuiduolulediangebohedatui。yaobushiwokandaofengmianshangnidezhenglian,doubuyidinghuidianjinqukan。]
he,baliulanyansewangzhanshuodezheimelizhiqizhuang。
真是好大一张脸!
xinliqibuguoqi,wozhijiechushengtongchisongdonglingdexingweiexin。
jieguo,tangjiebuzhicongnamaolechulai。
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[wenwen,nizenmenengzheimeshuodongling!chengniannanshengyouzhengchangdeshenglixuqiuhenzhengchang。woquanniyinggaiduoguanxinguanxinshenbianren,erbushiyimenxinsipuzaishuxueshang。]
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gensongdonglingdezheicijianmian,ziranbuhuanersan。
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[zheiyebunengzhengmingshipinjiushiyuanyuanpaide,chuande!erqiewopingshishizenmejiaonizizunziaide,nizenmehuishangzheizhonglajiwangzhan,nibeizhewomenshibushiganleshenmeburuliudeshiqing。]
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堂姐装疯卖傻,真成了傻子