《放眼师门皆疯批,小师妹她最咸鱼》 小说介绍
reduyizhibujiandegudaixiaoshuo《fangyanshimenjiefengpi,xiaoshimeitazuixianyu》,shuzhongdaibiaorenwuyouhuangfujiaomucanghai,jiangshuyiduanchanmianfeicedeaiqinggushi。shizhimingdada“nanshengchuxue”derexiaozuopinzhiyi,chunjingwuguanggaobanyuedutiyanjijia,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:huangfujiaoshikanbulaizheizhongdongxide,zhinengkanchubiqijiyizhongdiyiciceshishi,xianzaizheixieyansenongyulexuduo。……
《放眼师门皆疯批,小师妹她最咸鱼》 第4章 从不精神内耗 免费试读
tingzhezheiyijujude,huangfujiaodangzuomeitingdao。
nengrumabieren,jiushaozeguaiziji!
shuobaile,taqishijiuyigezhainvwaijiagouwang,zhishiganglai,yansheng,haimeikaishifahuibale!
xiangrangtazibeineishibukenengde,congbujingshenneihao!
huangfujiaomeiyousihaozijue,daolechuangkou,gengshishizidakaikou,yaoershizhangbing。
“si……”weiguandizimendaochouyikouqi。
这是猪妖再世吗?
fujunlinyeshiyilianmeng:“xiaoshimei,nichidewanma?”
huangfujiao:“zanzhe,wolandepao!”
yebuxiangxiangzhufengjulizheiliyouduoyuan,nimenyoufeijijiubushuole,wozheiyaokao11lu,meitiansandunyilaiyihuidezoudaoshenmeshihouqu?
fujunlinyehuiguoweilaile,danshizheigemangtahaizhenbangbule。
daobushitameiyouduodefeixingfaqi,ershifeixingfaqidoushiyaokaolinglicuidongde。
duiyucailianqiqidehuangfujiaolaishuo,zheitainanle!
yushifujunlindiandiantou,genshitangayishuo:“laisanshizhangbing。”
食堂阿姨:“……”
亲传惹不起!
weixiaozhenalesanshizhangbingjihuangfujiao!
sanrenxinmanyizulikai,shitangshunjianzhakaiguo!
yishijianchuanxunyujianneifengkuangshuaping!
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huangfujiaoduizheiyiqieyiwusuozhi。
liangweishixiongbatasonghuidongfuhou,jiulikaile。
huangfujiaokenleyigebing,baduoyudequansaijinchuwudai,yigegeyoutang,kaishishuidajue。
tajiuyitiaoxianyu,napamuhuangjitazalegeqinchuanwei,yemeixiangguonuli。
tayemeizhuyidao,shuizhehou,julingzhenkaishifaguang,wushujulongdelingqixiedaizhewuxingyuansufengkuangdewangtashentilizuan。
zheiyijuebuzhishuileduojiu。
zhidao——huangfujiaozongganjueyourenzaikanta!
tamimihuhuzhengkaiyan,yingruyandideshiliangzhangmoshengmiankong。
你能想象吗?
tianmeiliang,qiheidedongfu,zhiyouyueguangshenjinlai,chuangtouturanchuxianliangzhanglian。
yizhanglianhaicanbaicanbaide,qikongliuxuea!
huangfujiaohedeguaijiaoyisheng,yijiaochuaileguoqu。
beichuaideneizhanglianshuaichuyitiaobixue,pengdeyishengdaoxiale。
lingyizhangliandezhurenganjinqishenhoutui:“xiaoshimeinilengjing!”
beichuaideneizhiyeweiweizhanzhanpaleqilai,balazhechuangyan,chaohuangfujiaoluchuyige‘yincece’deweixiao,bixuekuangliubuzhi。
huangfujiaohedechadianyouchujiaole,tapinmingkezhiziji:“niliangsheia?”
“woshinisanshixiong,yuexi!”qikongliuxuedeneiweijuzhua。
lingyigesaobaodeyishuaitoufa:“woshinisishixiong,juting。”
“……”tamadeniliangshenjingbingba?
huangfujiaoyangehuaiyizijijindebushizongmen,ershishenmebiantaizuzhi。
nayourenbanyesangengbushuijue,pazaizijichuangtougenzijitieliande?
“niliangdabanyebushuijue,paowozheiganma?”huangfujiaodouxiangmarenle,zhizheyuexidao:“haiyouni,weishenmeqikongliuxue?”
yuexi:“woliandanguodu,shenshitouzhi,jiuliuxuele。”
juting:“busuanbanyesangenga,yijingwugengtianle,zanmendeshangkele,shifurangwolianglaizhaoni,shunbianshuxishuxi。”
小师妹呢!
多可爱的生物啊!
suiranxiaoshimeishigexiaocaiji,danshitamenzhongyuyouxiaoshimeileya!
liangweishixiongkanzhehuangfujiaoluchuchihanxiao。
尼玛!
更吓人了!
maoshishiyibi,goushibabi,renshierbi!
zheiliangrenjiazaiyiqi,jiushierbichengyi2,shuangzhongciji。
“niliang……xianchuqu!”woyaojingjing!
“haodexiaoshimei,nideqinchuanzongfufangzheile,nihuannihuan,woliangquwaimiandengni!”yuexishuowanlazhejutingpaole,yibianpaohaiyibianheiheihei……
这两人有猫饼啊!
huangfujiaoganjinqishen,huanshanghejigeshixiongtongkuandelanbaixiangjianqinchuanfu。
taganglai,haishixinshou,deshuxishuxizongzhuhejigezhanglaodebingxing,kankantamendedixianzainali。
zhiyaobuwantuo,shenmedouhaoshuo!
yaoshidixiangou,keyiqiaoqiaoke!
……
tiangangmengmengliang,wugeqinchuanbeizhaojidaoyijianleisixuetangdewuzili,mucanghaiyekaishilezijideshouke。
“jianyuhuangfujiaoshixinlaide,suoyiweishizaijiangjiangzanmenpiaomiaozongdejipingongfa,piaomiaojue!”
“piaomiaojueyigongqiceng,yisuduwenming。”
“diyicengdekoujue,huangfujiao,nixianjihao!”
huangfujiaodalegehaqian,dianlediantou。
qishizaozaiyuexihejutingdaitalaideshihou,tajiuwenleyibian,ranhoujizhule。
meicuo,huangfujiaoguomubuwang,tazhishidanchundelaneryi。
tingzongzhushifuyaojiangzheige,huangfujiaoyefangsongxialai,jianjianhunhunyushui。
xiaonaodaidianlencihou,huangfujiaoyitouwangzhuozishangzaiqu。
fujunyiyanjishoukuaishenshoutuozhutadenaodai,ranhouhuanhuanfangxia,rangtaanshui。
fujunlinyikanshimeidoushuile,dalegehaqian,chechuyikuaibuzhidaoshenmecaizhidebudazaitashenshang,yewangzhuoshangyipa,miaoshui!
yuexihejutingbashuliqilaidangzhu,duozaishuxiajigujigu,haishibushiqukanhuangfujiao,yilianchihanxiao。
哇哦!
师妹也!
师妹好可爱!
睡觉也很可爱!
她还打呼!
嗷嗷嗷~
(´,,•ω•,,‘)ganjuemengmengda!
mucanghaijiangleyihuier,taitouyikan,yizhanglaolianshunjianlalexialai:“huangfujiao!”
“dao!”huangfujiaogendanhuangyiyang,likedanleqilai,haicalecazuijiaodekoushui,buhaoyisidechaomucanghaixiaolexiao。
mucanghaihehe:“qingwenshunshiyangyuan,xiayijushishenme?”
huangfujiaoganjindao:“shunshiyangyuan,ershouzhenqi!”
“e?”nandudileshiba?mucanghaidangjidao:“bawoganggangjiangde,shuoyibian。”
“ezhei……”ninganggangjiangdeshenmelaizhe?
mucanghailianseyinchenxialai:“buhui?”
“huihuihui!”huangfujiaoyebuguanjiangdeshishenmele,zhijiebapiaomiaojuejitabeileyibian:“yimenshenru,yizhiliugenhuyong,zewuyunjinerjuetifu……”abaaba!
yikezhonghou,mucanghaishimengbide!
qitajigeshixiongyeyoudianmeng!
fujunyixiaoshengdao:“meijiangdaohoumian。”
“……”neinibuzaoshuo!
huangfujiaoxiaodekubaba:“shifu,duibuqia!”
“meishimeishi!”mucanghaihenhaoshuohuadeyangzi,xiaohehedao:“shangkeshuijue,faniquzangshugedasao,buguofenba?”
“a?shifu,zhei……”
“haibukuaiqu!”mucanghaixiaorongmengshou,houleyisheng。
“wozheijiuqubiehou!”huangfujiaohedeliketuisan。
meiyihuier,tayoupaolehuilai:“shifu,qingwenzangshugezainaer?”
放眼师门皆疯批,小师妹她最咸鱼