《我租假男友回家过年,真男友疯了》 小说介绍
yanqingxiaoshuo《wozujiananyouhuijiaguonian,zhennanyoufengle》,shizuozhe“xiuxichuini”dujiachupinde,zhuyaorenwuyoushenningruzhangyixiao。gushiqingjiejincou,yinrenrusheng,duhourangrenjiujiubunengwanghuai。“zuojiaotabankongzhiweijiangdezuoceqingjiao,youjiaotabankongzhiyouceqingjiao,zheiyangkeyitongguogaibianweijiangdetuilifangxianglaipinghengzhuxuanyichan……
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lianaisinian,nanyouzhangyixiaoqinzibaixia1314duomeiguixiangwoqiuhun。
wohanleidaying,quefaxianmeiguishitajiqingmeizhizaojingxihoudeerciliyong。
houlaiwomaileliangzhangdongchepiao,zhunbeidainanyouhuijiaguonian。
kuaiyaochufaqian,taquefalaixinxi:
“wodepiaotuileba,huijiaguonianduomeiyisi,woyaolaiyichangshuozoujiuzoudelvxing。”
“wurao,huilaihouzihuilianxini。”
ketadepengyouquanqueshiheqingmeishouchijipiaodengjiqiande**heying。
tabuzhidao,wogenbenmeiyoujitamaidongchepiao。
lingyizhangchepiaoshijiwozulaidenanyoude。
muqinkanjianwode“nanyou”gaoxingdihebulongzui,paileyizhangquanjiafu。
xiaoshilehaojitiandezhangyixiaozhuileguolai。
“ningru,wocaishinideweihunfua。”
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woyongmeiguihuabanzuolexianhuabing,dasuansongqujizhangyixiaodepengyou。
zoudaomenkouquetingdaotamendeduihua。
“xiaogehuiwan,jixiaxiazhizaowanlangmandemeiguihua,hainengercizailiyongnaquqiuhun。”
“keshixiaoge,nimingmingxihuandeshixiaxia,weishenmeyaoheshenningrujiehun?”
张一啸勾唇轻笑:
“zheinimenjiubudongle,xiaxiashiniao,jiugairangtaziyouqufei。daizaijiali,xianqiliangmuxingdenvrencaishinalaijiehunde。”
yuanlaitadazhangqiguzhizaodemeiguihuahai,shizaiqingmeishenshangyongshengde,wohaishiruozhenbaobanhualeyizhoushijianazhimeiguihuajiang,kaochengbing。
xiangbeidoutoujiaolepenlengshui,xianhuabingdiaozaidishang。
“ningru,nizenmelaile?”zhangyixiaochayi,yanshenliyouzhexinxuhetanxun。
wojianqixianhuabing,jinlizhuangchuruowuqishideyangzi:
“jinipengyousongdianwozuodexianhuabing,buzhidaoshuaisuimeiyou?”
tajieguohezi,pengzhuwodeshouhaqi:
“nishouhaoliang,chumenzenmebuduochuandian?”
wobudongshengsechouhuishou:“fengchuide,yihuierjiunuanle。”
zhangyixiaoqianwozuoxia,xianhuabingfangdaozhuoshang。
yourenxiangmenkoukanqu:“xiaxia,nitigexinglizheicishiyouyaoqunaerhaia?”
suxiaxiabangxingliwangbianshangyifang,yi**zuodaozhangyixiaopangbian。
“jialihaojiumeihui,zuowanshuidebushufu,jinwannimensheishouliua?”
dajiadoumoqidichaozhangyixiaokanguoqu。
suxiaxiajiaoxiaoyisheng,zaizhangyixiaolianshang“baji”qinleyikou:
“haishixiaogeduiwozuihao!”
xiayike,tafangfoshicaikanjianwoyiyang,jingyadiwuzhuzui:
“jiejieyezaia?niqianwanbiewuhui,wogangcongouzhouhuilai,xifangliyihaimeizhuanhuanhuilai。”
wodanrankaikou:“meishi。”
tajiusuanbatachile,yihouyehewomeiguanxile。
“keshi,wokannizenmebutaikaixinni,nishibushijieyiwoquxiaogejiazhua?”
zhangyixiaolengbingbingkanlewoyiyan。
“nibiegengelaogudongside,xiaxiashiwopengyou,tabuguoshiguolaizhujitian。”
wodoumeikaikou,tamenbashenmehuadoushuole。
suxiaxiakandaolezhuoshangdexianhuabing,xianqizhoumei。
“nalilaizheimenankandebing,xiaciwojinimendaimakalong。”
zhangyixiaokantadeyanshenhanxiao。
“ningruyezhihuizuozheidiandongxi,nixiaciduodaidianguowaigaodianrangtakaikaiyanjie。”
“haoya,buguojingdizhiwayeyoutazijidelequ,jiejieyidingshiduizijidebinghenmanyi,caihuidaiguolaijidajiachi。”
yourenfawen:“xiaxia,zheiciliuxialaiguonianma?”
“liuxiaguonianduomeiyisi,zaishuoba。wozheicitiyanleyibakaifeiji,nimenzhidaoma?zhishengjiyeyoulianggejiaotaban,wotebiebuxiguan,laodangyoumencai。”
“nandaoqizhongyigebushiyoumenma?”
“doushichachela。”suxiaxiadaxiao。
zhangyixiaochongnidimomosuxiaxiadenaodai:
“womenxiaxiazhenlihai,douhuikaifeiji。”
naohaizhongshanguoguangkuodelantian,wodexinzhongmomingyongqiyiguqingxu,dishengshuo:
“那不是脚刹。”
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“lianggetabanshiyonglaibaochifeijiwendingfeixingde。”
zhongrendunzhu,suxiaxiasuijichixiaoyisheng:
“nishuodebushifeihuama?jiasujiansu,dangranshiweilewendingfeixing。”
wobujinbuman:“tabanshiyonglaidiaojiefeijiweiluoxuanjiangdeshuchugonglvhejiangyedeqingjiaode,tamennenggouyingxiangjitoudeshuipingfangxiangyundong。”
jiantamenbudong,wojinyibujieshi:
“zuojiaotabankongzhiweijiangdezuoceqingjiao,youjiaotabankongzhiyouceqingjiao,zheiyangkeyitongguogaibianweijiangdetuilifangxianglaipinghengzhuxuanyichanshengdeniuju,baochizhishengjidewendingfeixing。”
kongqiturananjingpianke,ranhouyourenkaikoule:“wohaoxiangtingdongle!”
yourennashoujibaidu:“zhendeai,saozishuodecaishiduide。”
suxiaxiashunjianliansecanbai。
zhongrendouyonghuaiyideyanshenzaiwohesuxiaxiazhijianlaihuisao。
zhangyixiaobajiubeiwangzhuoshangzhongzhongyifang:
“xiaxiayoubushizhuanyekaifeijide,gaocuoleeryi。”
“nilianzuofeijidoubugan,zhaijialikanlejibenshu,jiuzaizheilimainongxuanyao,wokannijiushiguyilaisaodajiaxingde!”
daodishisheizaimainongxuanyao,wocengjinghetashuoguo,wohuikaifeiji,danshitadangwokaiwanxiao,houlaiwoyebuyuantiji,miandechupengzijishangxinshi。
wowushengchixiao,naqixianhuabingdakouyaoleyikou。
suiranmeiguibuhao,danwodeshouyibulai。
聚会不欢而散。
zhangyixiaohelejiu,wokaiche,suxiaxialazhetazhijieshanglehoupaizuowei。
“ningrujie,wohexiaogezuohoumianshuoshuohua,nibuhuijieyideba?”
wochedongzuijiao,mianwubiaoqing:“nimensuibian。”
zhangyixiaoxiangyaoshuoshenme,danjianwobiaoqingdanran,cuoeleyixia。
wonengganjuedaohoushijinglitakanwodeyanshen,danwozhishimushiqianfang,fadongchezi。
yilushangsuxiaxiadouzaishuotaquguonaxiedifang。
tiaosan、bengji、pandeng,zuoleduoshao**deshiqing。
bushide,tahaihuiqwoyixia。
“ningrujie,niwanguoma?aiya,wowangle,nizaishushangdoukanguo,neiyesuanshiyizhongtiyanle。”
wozhidaotazaiguyibiandiwo,kexianzaiwowanquanmeiyoushuohuadeyuwang。
倒是张一啸插话:
“tadanzineimexiao,zhainvyige,yiniannengchuyuanmenyicidoushiqiguanle,nigentashuozheixiedengyuduiniudanqin。”
tabuxieyigudehuarangsuxiaxiashuodegengqijingle。
wosuitaqule,fanertakanzhegengxianggetiaoliangxiaochou。
chezidaojia,wozhijiequweishengjianxishu。
zaichulai,suxiaxiazhengzaiguazhibo。
kanqingchutazaiqiegeyibenshu,wodahanchukou:
“nizaiganshenme?sheirangnidongwodongxide?”
taxiangqieqingcaiyiyangbashuqiedexisui,shudeyigejiaoyijingqiediaodaban。
zheishiwofuqinliujiwodeyiwu,yibenzhuanyeshuji《hangkongqixiangxue》。
tataiqitoukanwo,turanzuijiaochedongxiaoleyixia,ranhouxiaodaoyongliwangxiayiya,xianhongdexuezhucongtadezhitoushangjinchulai。
wobukezhixindikanzheta。
xiayimiao,tadeyanleidakedakehuaxialai。
“a!wodeshou!haoteng,wuwu~”
taduizhewoshenhouchuchukeliandi:
“xiaoge,nibuyaoguainingrujie。doushiwobuhao,woyiweizheibenshumeiyouyongle,jiuxiangshishiwoxinmaidedao,shunbianzhibobangwangyoumenjieya。”
zhangyixiaochongguolaideshihouzhuangkaiwo,jinzhangdechakansuxiaxiadeshangkou。
wobeizhuangdaozaidi,kedaozhuojiao,tonghuchusheng。
taquefangruomeikanjianyiyang,xionghendidengxiangwo:
“bujiushiqieleniyibenposhuma,nihaixiangsharenbucheng?”
“zheishiwobaliujiwodeyiwu。”wohenqifen,keyanleibuzhengqididiaoxialai。
taqueshuo:“qushiderenzenmebidelehuozhederen,zaizenmeniyebugainadaoshanghaixiaxia!”
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suxiaxialikekuchulesheng,zhenggerenkaozaizhangyixiaohuaili:
“duibuqi,wozhendeshiwuxinde。”
张一啸语气不满:
“ningru,tadougennidaoqianle,nihaixiangzenmeyang!”
wolenglengkanzheta,duishiliangjiu,yiyanbufazhuanshenhuilefangjian。
tayiyemeihuifangjian,erwozeshibushibeitamendexixiaodanaoshengchaoxing。
neinianfuqinqushihou,woyiduxianruziwofengbi,buyuanyihewaimianjiechu。
jiushizaineishihou,worenshilezhangyixiao。
ta“qiangshi”jieruwodeshenghuo。
yikaishiwobuxianglita,taquejianchibuxie,pinfanchuxian,songhuasongliwu,tantianshuodi,xiangzhilaipigouyiyangshijingshuacunzaigan。
tahoulianpideyangzirangrenshengqibuqilai,fanerrangwoxiguanletadechuxian,manmanzhuanyizhuyi,zouchuguoqu。
buzhibujue,woxihuanshangta。
zaitaduiwoshuochu“woxiangrangnitiantiankaixin”zheijuhuashi,wodayingletadebiaobai。
houlaizaizheigejiali,zaiwaimianketing,womenshichangyehuixixiaodanao。
yiqiliaotiandaoshenye,yiqikanlaojiudedianying。
ranhoumeicidianyingfangwan,womendoubuzhidaojiejushishenme。
keshitadeaiqinghenduanzan,qingyibeishijiancuomo,shenzhidouzoubudaoburuhunyindiantangneitian,youhuozhetagenbenmeizhenzhengaiguowo。
wodeyanjiaoshirun,mimihuhuyishitianliang。
yicongfangjianchulai,bianjiansuxiaxiawozaizhangyixiaodehuaili,liangrenguozheyitiaomaotan,shuidezhengxiang。
chuangshangdeshoujixiang,wohuiwujieqidianhua。
“ruru,zheiciguonianninanpengyouzonggaidailaijiwojianleba?”
woxinkousuanse,muqinyizhicaoxinwodezhongshendashi,zheisihuchenglefuqinqushihouweiyinengrangtakuailedeshiqing。
kehezhangyixiaozaiyiqizheimeduonian,tacongweipeiwoqujianguomuqin。
“ma,fangjialewojiuhetayiqihuiqu。”
caiguadianhua,shenhouchuanlaizhangyixiaoyonglandeshengyin:
“huiquchepiaobiemaitaizao,yaobuwohaideqingjia,langfeiwobaoguidenianxiujia。”
wodiandiantou:“bumai。”
“zhangyixiao,womenfen......”
huahaimeishuochukou,turansuxiaxiazoujinlai:
“xiaoge,woweibushufu,nibangworourouduzihaobuhao?”
zhangyixiaolikeguanqiedifuzhuta,ranhoulenglengduiwoshuo:
“xiaxiabushufu,niquzhudianzhou。”
womeidong,ershinaqishouji,zaiwangshangsousuoguonianzunanpengyoudexinxi。
chubuquedingyixiang,woyueduifangmiantan,jiuchulemen。
miantanshunli,wodingle10tiandezuqi,nadaoduifangdeshenfenzheng,wozhijiemaileliangzhangnianershibachufadedongchepiao。
在四天后。
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kafeitingchulai,shoujiquanshizhangyixiaodeweijielaidian,haiyouxinxi。
“nipaonaerqule?xiaxiayaohezhou,xianni10fenzhongneilikechuxian!”
yinweixiaxiayijubushufu,taduiwohulaihequ,kejianzaitaxinliwodelianjiahekebei。
wozichaodexiaoxiao,meihui。
daojia,zhangyixiaozhengzaishoushicanzhuo。
苏夏夏笑的热情:
“ningrujie,nichizaofanlema?xiaogejiwozhulezhou,yinggaihaiyousheng。”
zhangyixiaobalianggewanlishengdemizhouyundaoyizhiwanli,yudaishishe:
“nijintiantuolexiaxiadefu,nengchidaowozuodefan。”
zaiyiqisinian,wocaizhidaoyuanlaitashihuizuofande。
tajiexiaweiqunwangyizishangyidiu:“chiwanshoushihao。”
zhuanshenlazhesuxiaxiajiuqulefangjian。
worouleroupibeidemeixin,taijiaogenguoqu:
“zhangyixiao,woyouhuagennishuo。”
cubujifangyigedalvxingbeibaorengguolai。
“zuotiandeshixiaxiabuguainile,xianzaizhudongyaoqingniyiqiquxueguwan,yihoubiedongbudongjiuwuliqunaofapiqi。”
“wobuqu,wo......”
tayemandaduanwo:“tadoujinitaijiexiale,nibixuqu,youshenmehuaguoquzaishuo!”
xiangzhezongyaohetashuoqingchu,woqule。
quxuegudelushang,cheziguaidaozhangyixiaofumujia,jieshangletaerzihaohao。
renshizhangyixiaodeshihou,haohaoyizhousui。
tashuoshitaheqianrennvyoubuxiaoxinfandecuowu,haohaoyizhifangzaitafumujiazhaogu。
woduilingyibanyouhaizibingwupianjian,kecikecaihuangran。
tafeiyaowoyiqiquxuegu,yuanlaishiweilehaoyourenzhaoguhaohao。
yinweizhangmubahaizidexiaoshubaojiaodaowoshoulishimeihaoqidishuo:
“zenmezheimewancailai?jinimendaihaizi,haoburongyixiangchuquwanyitangnimendouzheimebuqingyuan。”
zhangyixiaoxipixiaolian:“ma,womenzheibushilailema?haohaojiaojiningru,nimenjiufangxinquwanba。”
shangcheyikanjiansuxiaxia,haohaojiubazhefujiasajiao:
“mama,woxiangni,jintiannijiwodaileshenmeliwua?”
zhangyixiaoyanshenhuangluanyishun,likexunchihaohao:
“gennishuoleduoshaocile,yaojiaoganma。”
haohaobiebiezui,zhuanshenpudaowohuaili。
“xiaohaizi,suitajiaohaole。”suxiaxiadayuanchang,quehuitoumanhaneyidikanwo。
yiqianhaohaojiaotaganma,wohuixinlibushufu,weicihaihezhangyixiaozhengbianguo,danxianzaibuhuile。
keshidaodaxuegu,woquewuyizhongtingdaoletamendeduihua。
“nidayingguowo,zhinatadangchuangbanerde,hetajiehunyeshiweilerangtabangmangdaihaohao。nimeiyouxihuanshangtaba?”
suxiaxiayudaibaoyuan,hezhangyixiaodishengsajiao。
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“zenmekeneng,woaidezhiyouniyige。haohaomingnianjiuyaoshangxiaoxuele,jiehunyeshiweilerangtazhaoguhaohao。”
“nijiufangxinchuquxiaoyaoba,denghaohaoyihoushangchuzhonglerangtazhuxiao,nijiuhuilaihewojiehun,womenerrenshijie,niyekeyixiangziyoujiuziyou。”
woxinkouyitong,chadianzhanbuwen。
zhoumohuozhejiejiarideshihou,zhangyixiaodoubahaohaojieguolaijiwodai。
woxiangzhetashiweilenengrangwohehaohaoduopeiyangganqing。
woyexihuanxiaohai,bianbahaohaodangqinshenghaiziyiyangduidai。
daitachuquwan,hongtarushui,weitazuoxihuanchideshiwu,peitayiqishangxingquban。
duiyuhaohao,woshenzhibizhangyixiaozheigeqinshengfuqinhaiyaoyongxin。
kezheijuranshiyichangpianju!
“neishuohaole,nibukeyihetashenghaizi。”
“xiaxia,wodexinwoderendoushinide,wozhihuihenishenghaizi。”
“buyao,woyebuyaoshenghaizi,youhaohaoyigeyiwaijiugoule。”
“hao,doutingnide,nixiangzenmeyangjiuzheimeyang......”
wozaiyetingbuxiaqu,taoyesidepaokaiqu。
shuichibiankandaohaohaozaidishangwanxue,wodunxiashenyidongbudongkanzheta。
我怎么会没看出来?
zheishuanghesuxiaxiaxiangsideyanjing。
haohaonashuzhizhizhexuedishangdehua,naishengnaiqididuiwoshuo:
“zheishiayihehaohao,wohuadexiangbuxiang?”
woditou,xuedishangshiyidayixiaolianggerenying,tamenshouqianzheshou。
bifabenzhuo,woqueyandifanqireyi。
suxiaxiazouguolai,yanshenxionghen:“shenningru,jiusuannimenjiehunle,tayebuhuiaini!”
shuowan,taturantuilewoyiba,wobuwen,zhuangdaohaohao。
“ningrujie,niweishenmeyaotuihaohao,tabuguojialewoyishengganmaeryi。”suxiaxiajinghuangdajiaozhe。
“shenningru,nilianhaizidouqifu,nidaodixiangganshenme!”zhangyixiaodaheyisheng。
xiayimiao,wobeigengdadeyigulidaotuijinshuichi。
hanyishunjianyongjinzuibahebiqiang,bingliangcigudeheshuihunzhesuibingjiangwoyanmei。
shiquyishiqian,wokandaozhangyixiaobaoqihaohao,lingyishouqianzhusuxiaxia,touyebuhuidizhuanshendabulikai。
zaixinglai,woshizaiyiyuan。
wofanfugaoshao3tian,zhangyixiaodoumeihuilaikanguowoyiyan。
nianershibazheitian,wogangshoushihaoxingli,kandaoyitiaotafalaidexinxi:
“nibawodepiaotuileba,huijiaguonianduomeiyisi,woyaolaiyichangshuozoujiuzoudelvxing。”
wobaqiuhunjiezhifangzaizhuoshang,tishangxingliquledongchezhan。
 
                 我租假男友回家过年,真男友疯了
                                我租假男友回家过年,真男友疯了