任务之开局先送五条命
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“加油!加油!”
caochangshangrenshengdingfei，xiaojiyundonghuiruqierzhi，
gexiangbisaidouzaiyoutiaobuwendejinxingzhe，
tongbantongxuetingshuotanxiaoguiyecanjialebisai，doulaidaotashenbianzhunbeijiayouzhuweile，
“guigenikeyia，haishilaicanjiale”
“xiaoguizi，wozhidaoniweibuhao，jinbulexiaoduiyemeishi，jieyangni”
“taojie，woweiyebuhao”
“gundan，niyourenshuaime”
tingdaotongxuemendetaolun，tanxiaoguiliezuitouxiao，xiacaoxin，wokeshiyouwaiguadenanren，
“tanxiaogui，haitingdanding，neixingujihuangdebuxingleba”
reqingderenqunzhongmaochuleyijulenghua，
lvyang，wojiuzhidaozheihuokendinghuilai，tanxiaoguiandao
“bielitaxiaoguizi，jiutamayi***”
“chentaonibuyaotaiguofen，youqianlebuqia”
“duibuqie，youqian，zhendehenlebuqi，burannidieganmajiwodagaofen”
tongxuemenyizhenhongxiao，daxueliyudaolvyangzheizhongjiziwoweizhongxinderenyesuanxiqi，dajiaziranbudaijianta，
tanxiaoguijiubutongle，dianxingderenqiongzhibuqiong，
shenweibanzhangdetahaileyuzhuren，pingshijiugentongxuemendachengyipian，
jiuzaizheishi，guangbokaishihanhua，
“huagong1902banzhangcheng”
“tiyu2003bantanxiaogui”
“tiyu1801banchengpeng”
...
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“heng，jingranshanglaijiuhechengpengyizu，niyeshizhengoushuaide”
tingdaozheizurenyuanmingdan，lvyangjiuchaxiaochushengle，
“程鹏加油，啊～”
guanzhongxiyeshibaofaleyizhenjiayouzhuweisheng，zhishiduixiangdadoushixiaoduidechengpeng，sheidouzhidaotahuishizheicideguanjun，
danzhanzaiqipaodiandechengpengcikexinliqueshiyidiandiyemeiyou，
neitianwanshangdeshenyinghaishizaitanaozilihuizhibuqu，
“meiguanxi，zhiyaozheiyilunmeiyudaotajiuxing，nagedieryebudiuren”
yishengshaoxiang，suoyourenkaishixiangqianchongci，
“haihao，kanlaitabuzai”
ganshouzuoyouliangbianbingmeiyourendechengpengananqingxing，
可是下一秒，
shua!tongyangdeshenyingzaicicongtamianqianpiaoguo
***a，tajingranzai。
kandaozheiyimu，gangkaishihaizaihuanhudeguanzhongxicikeyeshibianchenglejingtan，
shaoshengzaiqi，bisaijieshu，
tanxiaoguixiaozudiyi，lingxiandiermingchengpengjinshimiyuan，
“这怎么可能”，
taishangdelvyangzhijiemengle，baozhetoubuganxiangxin，
xianchangturanxianruanjing，ranxiayimiao，chedifeitengle，
fanyingguolaidetongxuemenxingfengaohu，
“tanxiaogui”，“tanxiaogui”
zaichangdeguanzhongdaduoyitouwushui，
“zheitanxiaoguishisheiya，zenmeganchaochengpengneimeduo?”
“chengpengshibushijintianbushufuzhuangtaibuxing”
“biekaiwanxiaole，chengpengdesuduyebuman，nimeikanqitarendoupaobuguotama，zhuyaoshizheitanxiaoguitaikuaileya!”
“zheiyetaifengkuangleba，jiuzheizhongrencaijingranbuzaixiaodui?lingduishiganmachide?”
cikezhanzaizhuxitaishangdelingduihuangzhonglei，zuijiaobuduanchouchu，tayenamen，zenmebanlushachuzheimeyigechengyaojin?
zuotianlichengrugentashuoxuexiaoyouyigegaoshoushitahaibuyiweiran，
zhuxitaishangdelvguanliansejiqinankan，
tingshuotanxiaoguiturancanjiaxiaoyunhui，benlaihaimanbuzaihude，
zheitanxiaoguisuishuoshentisuzhihaibucuo，danshijueduiwufahexiaoduidegaoshouguozhao，
可是如今....
zheigejieguochedirangtashayanle。
keshichangshangdetanxiaoguiquebingbushihenmanyi，
“zhenshibai，meiwanquankongzhizhu，yinggaizaipaomandiande”
luguodechengpengzhenghaotingdaolezheijuhua，chadianyikoulaoxuepenchu，
zaijiexialaidebisaizhong，tanxiaoguiziranshiqingsongdenaxialeguanjun，
daitanxiaoguihuidaoxiuxiquhou，turanfaxianshenbianderenhaoxiangduoleqilai，
youxienvshengyijingkaishihetanxiaoguitongxueyaotadelianxifangshile，dandoubeichentaolanxialaile，
“kaiwanxiao，laonianghaimeidedaodenanren，nimenxiangdoubiexiang”
kandaochentaodebiaoxian，tanxiaogui“gandong”dedoukuaikule，
erjiuzaizheishi，erbianchuanlaiyigeshengyin，
“renwuwancheng，wanchengdu60%，huodegaijineng10%deyongjiujiacheng”
wangdefa，kengdiea，haiyouzheishedingni，zaozhidaowocanjiadiangaojidebisaile，
ganshouzheshentichuanlaideyigunengliang，tanxiaoguicikejiufeichanghouhui，
zhencaodan，kanlaizhinengduojiajigexiaojiejiemibuxiawoshoushangdexinlingle，
“tanxiaogui，nishaozaizheidese，wohuaiyinifule***，yijinglianxixiaoyilaijininiaojianle”
lvyangyaohedeshengyinjida，shengpabierenbuzhidaoside，
tanxiaoguihuitoufaxianlvyanghaizhendailailejigexiaoyiyuande，shenzhilianxiaoduidefuzerenhuangzhongleiyelaile，
“lvyang，zheimedazhangqigudezhiyume”
“tanxiaogui，nishibushixinxubugana，meiguanxi，zhiyaonichengrenzuobi，niaojiankeyimianle”
zhouweidetongxueyefenfenyilun，
“duia，tayetaiqiangle，zhiqianyemeitingshuoguozheihaorena”
“zhangzheimeshuaiderenhuiganzheishima”
wangzhetanxiaoguibuqingyuandeyangzi，lvyanggengjiajianxintafule***，kantadeyanshenyebianchenglewanwei，
“neige，tanxiaoguitongxue，youtongxuejubao，yezhinengqingnipeiheyixiale”
bangexiaoyunhuihaiyaojixueshengzuoniaojian，huangzhongleihaizhenyouxiebuhaoyisi，
meibanfa，gangcaizaizhuxitaishangtongshilvguanjiugentashuotanxiaoguijueduishichiyaole，
xianzaitaerziyoulaijubao，jiashangtanxiaoguiqueshiyetaikuaile，queshirangtaqileyixin，
“buguonifangxin，zhiyaonimeiwenti，jiukeyijinxiaodui”
“jiudengninzheijuhuani，zouzhe”，tanxiaoguiyipaishou，zhuanshenjiuhetamenyidaoniaojianqule。
......
“woshuolvshao，wosageniao，niyeyaodingzhe?”
“dangran，wanyiniyongbierendeni”
lvyangyilugenzhetanxiaoguizhijielaidaolecesuo，jinjindedingzhetanxiaoguimoubu，
“nizheishenmepihaoa，nengbunengshouxianineikewangdeyanshen，hedaonizenmeban”
“少废话，赶紧的”
tanxiaoguidalegelengzhan，kanzhemanmanyiguanzishengshui，yaoleyaotou，kanlaiyihouyaozaoshuizaoqile，zheihuoshangde，
shua!yibaqiangguotanxiaoguishouzhongdeguanzi，
lvyangyanlexiashuikou，muguangzhujianchire，xinzhongandao:
“jingranzheimehuang，haishuomeiyong***，kannizheicizenmeshouchang”
ranhouyiliuyandepaoquzhaoxiaoyile，liuxiayiliancuoedetanxiaogui，
“zheigemenshibushishoucijile...”
一个小时后，
“zenmeyang，jieguochulaimei”
“chulaile，niaoyelimeiyouyidi***”
“shenme，yisheng，nishuocuoleba，shibushi***limeiyouyidiniaoa”
lvyangcikeyouxiehuangle，“bukenenga，neizenmejieshitapaozheimekuai”
“meiyoucuo，yiqiezhengchang，jiushiyoudianshanghuo，zhuyixiuxijiuxingle”
“aiya，zhenshixinkunileyisheng，haiyouni，lvshao，zheimeguanxinwo”
tanxiaoguichongyilianheixiandelvyangzhalegeyan，youbilegeaixin，
tanzhongleiyeshiganmangbiantai，“tanxiaoguitongxue，xiaoduiduinizheiyangderencaishihenhuanyingde，niyaoshiyuanyi，mingtianjiuqubaodao”
“fangxinbatanlaoshi，woyidinghuiqude，lvshao，niyejiayoue”
wangzhetanxiaoguilikaidebeiying，lvyanghenbudechongshangqujitayijiao，
“meidaoli，tayidingshizuobi，tanxiaoguinijiwodengzhe”
......
bangwan，wenzhouxueyuanwaiwei，
yinweixuexiaozuoluozaiyigexiaodaoshang，suoyizheiliyesuanshiwenzhoushideyichujingdian，
meitiandouyoulaiwangdeyouke，huandaopaobudegengshibuzaishaoshu。
“bucuo，bucuo，zhei10%dejiachengzuyirangwoshixianguanjunmengle”
huiwuhuanleshenyifu，youqushitangchigefan，tanxiaoguijiupobujidaidechulaiceshitadenenglile，
xinghaowanchengrenwuhouhaiyoujiacheng，buranzijihaizhenbuganjinxiaodui，
tanxiaoguianziqingxing，buguo...
“shuoqirenwu，bushishuowanchenghoujiuyouxinderenwuma，zenmehaimeishoudao，
xiangzheizhongrenwujiwolaigeqianbabaigedoubuxianduoya”
shuoshenmelaishenme，tanxiaoguituranganjueshangcidexuanyunganyoulaile，
guoran，erbianzaicichuanlaishuxideshengyin，
“huodejineng：panyan;renwu：dengshan;wanchengshijian：yigeyue”
suihouyoushiyigunengliangchongchiquanshen，tanxiaoguishunjianganjuezijishentixiangshiduolejigeshenyiyang，naixingshizu，
“nihaizhenshigousuijia，womashangyaojinxiaoduile，jiwolaigedengshanrenwu，wanni”