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chuanchengshengongxianyugongzhu，wozuidadekuaileshikezheguazikangongdouzhibo。xuanxiuxianchangdianpingfeipinyanjifanche，
beihuangdilaodiedangchangdaibu：“shentang！yuhuayuandecaodoubeiniketule！”wohuosushanggongsizangshupian：“fuhuang，
xinchudehuangguawei，xiaoxiaohuo？”tabianjiaobianma：“mingtianqiniquhuohaigebidiguozhizi！
”chuanwenzhizixiaojigaolengbingruo，wolinzhezizhinaichadengmen：“hezuobu？wobangniqihuangdi，nibangwodangxianyu。
”tachuimouniesuiwodeyuzhuo：“dangpanchanba，jinwanjiutao。”womudengkoudai：“dage，
niderensheshibingruoa！”tafanshoutaochu《chuanshuzijiuzhinan》：“renshebengle，yiqi？
”gongyanshanghuangdideyixuanyaoxingongpin，woliangtongbufanbaiyan：“jiuzhei？
”laodiebaonupaizhuo：“nilianglikechengqin！gunchugongquhuxianghuohai！”womenjizhanghuanhu，
zhuantouweizuihouyibeinaichadazuoyituan。——yuhuayuanlitoudefengdoudaizheguzhifenwei，xunderennaorenteng。wo，
dayongchaoxinxianchuludexianyugongzhushentang，zhengshuliandibazijisaijinjiashanhoutouneigediaozuandefengxili。
weizhijuejia，shiyeyinbi，kanchenghuangjiachiguavipzhuanzuo。shouliyibaxiangpenpendejiaoyanguazi，
shiwonashanggeyueyuefenglikouchulaidezuihoujigetongban，huiluyushanfangxiaotaijianhuanlaide。zhi，taizhile！yanqian，
jiushibenjiduhuangjiadaxingxuanxiuzhenrenxiuxianchang。“zeze，”wokekaiyikeguazi，
jingzhundibapiertujinjiaobianteyidailaidexiaotaoguanli，shengyinyadejidi，
danquebaojiashanlingyicewodetieshenxiaogongnvchuntaonengtingjian，“qiaojianmei，zuobianchuanshuilanshanzineige？
kuxiyongliguomeng，yanleizhuzigenduanlexiandezhenzhusidewangxiaza，kexia，bitipaoerdoukuaichuichulaile，
koufen！koudafen！”chuntaoneibianchuanlaiyishengjilibiezhude“puchi”，jianbangdoudexiangshaikang。
womuguangxilidizhuanxiangyoubian：“zaikanneigechuanehuangde！aiyowei，pingdishuaijiaozheizhao，babainianqiandetaolule，
shuaijiushuaiba，haifeidewangbixiajiaobianneikuaizuipingtan、liankexiaoshizidoumeiyoudehanbaiyudizhuanshangshuai？jiabujia？
xigaidoubudaihongyixiade！yanjilingfen！lingfendongma？”woyueshuoyuelaijing，
guazipiertudeneijiaoyigexingyunliushui，fangfozaijizheichangzhuoliedebiaoyanxianchangdafen。“zhongjianneige，duiduidui，
jiushifenqunzineige！yanshengouhen，goujinger！kexizuijiaoneisilengxiaomeishouzhu，beitaihouniangniangdaigezhengzheleba？
kankan，liandoujiangle！ai，daoxinghaishiqianledian，
qingxuguanlikedezhongxiu……”guazipierxiaoshansideduizaijiaobian，yuhuayuanzheipianjingxinyanghudecaodi，
yiwoweizhongxin，tulebudabuxiao、danjiqiciyandeyikuai。zhengdianpingdao**，
yigechuanjindaiyin、henbudeba“woshichongfei”sigezikenaomenshangdemeirener，niuzheshuisheyaoshangqianxianwu。
neiyaozhiruande，zeze，jiushiyanshenerbutaixing，xuanzhuandeshihouchadianbazijibangegentou。woledebuxing，
zuibinaozikuai：“huo！zheiweijiejie，ninzheiyanshenershijuanjiyushanfangdiandenglema？zhuangequanchadianbazijisongzou！
xiacilianlianyanshendingdianchengbu？mubiaojiudingbixianaomenershangneikeyemingzhu，
baozhunwen……”zuihouyige“wen”zihaimeiwanquanluodi，
yiguzishuxide、hunhezhelongxianxianghemouzhongzhongniannanrenteyoujiaolvhanweideqiangdaqichang，
haowuyuzhaodilongzhaoxialai。toudingdeyangguang，beiyigeminghuangsede、yichanggaodaqienuqizhibaobiaodeshenying，
zhedeyanyanshishi。shijian，taninggule。kongqilipiaozhedezhifenxiang、jiaoyanguazideyuwei，
haiyouwoneizhangchuanghuodepozuipenchulaidedushe，shunjiandoubeidongchenglebingzhazi。
wobozijiangyingdi、yigeyigediwangshangtai。yingruyanliande，
shiwoneibianyihuangdilaodieshentiandeneizhangbaoyangdeyi、dancikeheidenengzhijieyanmodelian。
talaorenjiazuichunminchengyitiaozhixian，taiyangxueshangdeqingjin，zhenghuankuaiditiaozhetitawu。
neishuangpingrilizongdaizhedianweiyanhejuandaideyanjing，cikepenzhehuo，sisidingzaiwolianshang，
haiyouwojiaobianneipiancanzaoroulindecaodi。“shen、tang！”huangdilaodiedeshengyinbugao，
shenzhiyoudiankeyiyadideshaya，danmeigezidouxiangcuilebingdexiaodaozi，sousoudiwangwotianlinggaishangzha。wanle。
babiqle。wonaoziliyipiankongbai，
zhishengxiayushanfangmamaneiju“gongzhuzaitouchilingzuijiufasaoyigeyueyuhuayuan”demoyinzaifengkuangxunhuan。yigeyue！
neibudebawozheitiaoxianyuzhijieshaichengyugan？qiushengdebennengshunjianyadaoleyiqie！shentibinaozikuai，
woyixunleibujiyanerdaolingerxiangdingdangzhishi，
yigebiaozhunwubidehuagui（xigaijingzhunbikailedishangdeguazipishan），shuangshougaogaojuguotouding，
zhangxinwenwentuozheyigeyouzhixiaobao。dongzuoyiqihecheng，liuchangdekeyiqushenqingfeiyi。“fuhuangxinu！
longtiyaojin！changchangzheige！”woshengyinliaoliang，daizheshierwanfendezhenchenghexianbaodejidong，
wanquanwushiletaneishanyuyulaidelianse，“yushanfangxinyanjiuchulaide！huangguaweierde！qingshuangbaihuo，
tishenxingnao，zhuanzhigezhong……e……xinqingbuchang！”kongqisiji。jiashanlingyibiandechuntao，
liandoudoubugandoule，wogujitayijingyuandibazijisuochengleyizhianchun。huangdilaodieneiliangdaosharendemuguang，
congwoneizhangxieman“wugu”he“taohao”delianshang，huanhuanxiayi，luozailewogaojudeyouzhibaoshang。neiyanshen，
chongmanleshenshi、huaiyi，yijiyizhong“zhendaoyaokankannizheiniezhanghainenggaochushenmeyaoezi”defuzaqingxu。
shijianyifenyimiaodipaguoqu，meiyimiaodouxiangyigeshijineimemanzhang。
yuhuayuanneibiandesizhusheng、yingyingyanyandejiaoxiaosheng，ciketingqilaidouxiangshilaizilingyigeshijiedezaoyin。zhongyu，
zaiwojuzheyouzhibaodeshoubeikuaiyaoshiquzhijuedeshihou，yizhibaoyangdeyi、daizhexiangzhengwushangquanliyubanzhideshou，
shenleguolai。shouzhinianqiyouzhibao，dongzuodaizhedianxianqi，youdaizhedianwukenaihedehaoqi。“heng。
”yishenglengheng，bansuizheyouzhibeicubaosikaide“cila”sheng。zaimanyuanzizhifenxianghehuacaoxiangdeguiyihunhezhong，
yigujiqituwu、jiqixiandaide、daizhedianhuagongqingxinjiganjuede“huangguaweishupian”qixi，
badaodimimankailai。wotoutoutaiyanmiao。zhijianwoneizunguidehuangdilaodie，zhouzheyingtingdemeitou，
lianggenshouzhijiqixianqidinianqiyipianbobode、jinhuangsede、xingzhuangbuguizededongxi，coudaoyanqian，
xiangyanjiushenmexishiqidu。kanlebanshang，youhuyidixiulexiu，neimeitouzhoudegengjinle，jihunengjiasicangying。
zuizhong，zaiyizhong“zhendaoyaokankanzheiwanyiernengbunengdusizhen”debeizhuangganqushixia，
tashitanxingdi、jiqixiaoxindiyaoleyixiaokou。“kaca。”yishengcuixiang，
zaisijidejiashanhoutouxiandegewaiqingxi。huangdilaodiejujiaodedongzuodunzhule。lianshangdebiaoqingjiqifuza，
congzuichudexianqi、huyi，manmanbianchengyizhong……nanyiyanyudeweimiao。meitousihushuzhanleyidiandian？
yousihugengkunhuole？tachenmodi、yipianjieyipiandi……chileqilai。kaca…kaca…kaca…neishengyin，
chenglecikeweiyidezhuxuanlv。woxuanzhedexinshaoweiwangxiafangleneimeyidingdian。youmener！kanlaizheihuangguaweishupian，
yiwaidichuozhonglezhongniandiwangneinanyizhuomodeweilei！youzhibaohenkuaijianledi。
huangdilaodieyiyouweijinditianlexiazhanzhesuixiedezhijian（zheigedongzuobeitazuodejiqiweiyan，
fangfozaipinjianyuyeqiongjiang），ranhou，neishuangshenbujiandidemouzi，zaicichenchendiluozaiwoshenshang。“shentang，
”takaikoule，shengyinpinghuanlexie，danneiguzifengyuyulaideyapogansihaoweijian，bianjiaozhezuihouyidianshupianzha，
bianhanhubuqingdima，“zhenzheiyuhuayuandecao，doukuaibeiniketule！niyitiantiande，chulekeguazikanxi，
hainenggandianrenshierbu？”lailelaile！yaoshangsixiangpindekele！
wolikebaichuzuizuiguaiqiao、zuizuitongxinjishoudebiaoqing，zhunbeiyingjietuomoxingzidexili。“zhenkannijiushixiande！
”huangdilaodiedashouyihui，daizheshupianyuweidezhijianchadianchuodaowonaomen，“jingliguosheng！wuchufaxie！
”tashenxiyikouqi，xiangshizaixiayigejiqijiannan、danweilejiangshanshejiyoubudebuxiadejueding，
muguangtouxianghuanggongshenchumougejushuoguanzhe“renxingmafan”dejiaoluo。“mingtianqi，”tazhandingjietie，
daizheyizhong“zhongyuzhaodaojiepanxia”dejietuogan，“jizhengunqu‘zhaogu’gebilanyuexuanneiwei！
huohaitazongbihuohaizhendeyuhuayuanqiang！”lanyuexuan？neiwei？wonaozili“weng”deyisheng，
guazipierdailaideduanzanqingsongshunjianhuifeiyanmie。lanyuexuanlizhuzheshei？quanhuanggongsheibuzhidaoa！
beiliangsonglaidezhizi，xiaoji！
neiweigaolingzhihua、bingdiaoyuzhuo、sanbuyikexue、wubuyiyundao、fengdadiandounengbatachuisanjiadebingruomeinanzi！
rangwoqu“zhaogu”ta？huangdilaodiezheishixianwotaiqingxian，haishixianneizhizimingtaizhang？
shixiangrangwoyongkeguazidezaoyinchaosita，haishiyongwozheizhangpozuibataqituxue？zheinashifapeibianjiang？
zheifenmingshijingzhunkongtourenxingzainanqucuihuidiguozhongyaozichana！laodie，
ninzheishoujiedaosharen……wandekezhengoumaitaide！---lanyuexuan。mingzitingzhetingfengya，
shijishangjiushigehuanggongjijiaogalali、lilenggongjiuchajibuludepobaixiaoyuanzi。
qiangpibanbodegenzhangleniupixuanside，jigenkucaozaiqiangtousuifengyaoye，touzheyiguzi“shengrenwujin，
shurenkuaigun”deqiliang。wo，shentang，linzhegechendiandiandeshihe，zhanzaineishandiaoqiyanzhongdemumenqian，
ganjuezijixianggeshangmentuixiaoliezhichanpinde。shihelizhuangde，
shiwoyaxiangdidebaobei——ganggangzaiyushanfangmimijidigudaochenggongde“chudaigongting**shouyaozhenzhunaicha”。
zhenzhu，shiwoyongmushufenheheitangxiagudaochulaide，zhudeyoudianguotou，danbudanyabuhaoshuo，danjueduigouyinghe。
chadi，shishundewohuangdilaodiesikulizuiguideyunwucha，nai……ke，
shiyushanfangneitougangchanzaidemuniushenshangxinxianjide，jueduiwutianjia。weilezheibeiwanyier，
wochadianbeiyushanfangzongguanlinzheganmianzhangzhuidasantiaojie。shenxiyikouqi，
yunniangchuyigezirenweizuiheaikeqin（shizekenengxianghuangshulangjijibainian）dexiaorong，wotaishou，“koukoukou”。
menlibantianmeidongjing。shuizhele？haishiyouyunguoqule？wonaizhexingzi，jiazhonglidaoyouqiaolesanxia，bangbangbang！
“shei？”limianzhongyuchuanlaiyigeshengyin。qingqinglenglengde，xiangchudongluozaiqingshibanshangdeboxue，
daizhediangangshuixingdeweiya，haiyoudianbeidaraodebunaifan。youmener！meisi！“xiaodianxia！shiwo，shentang！
”woganjinzibaojiamen，shengyinbagaolebadu，liqiuchuantouli，“jininsongwennuanlaila！kaimenyoujingxi！
”limianchenmolejimiao。ranhou，shixixisusudejiaobusheng，huanmandikaojinmenkou。
zhiya——neishanbaojingfengshuangdemumen，beilakaileyitiaofeng。yizhanglianchuxianzaimenfenghoumian。
si……raoshiwoshentangzaigonglijianguanlegesemeiren，cikeyerenbuzhuzaixinlidaochouleyikouliangqi。
gaizenmexingrongzheizhanglianni？yuse。dui，jiushineizhongshanghaode、wenrundeyangzhibaiyu，
beizuidingjiandegongjiangjingxindiaozhuochudelunkuo。meigulvegao，biliangtingzhi，bochunshidandandefeise，
cikeyinweijingtierweiweiminzhe。zuiyaomingdeshineishuangyanjing，yanxingjihaokan，yanweiweiweishangtiao，
bengaishilianyanshengzidetaohuamu，kemoudiquexiangfengdongleqianniandehantan，yisiwenduyewu，qinglinglingde，
nengyingchurenxindizuiwochuodeniantou。yayubandezhangjiechuixia，zaiyanxiatouchuxiaopianyinying，
gengtianjifenshulihe……cuiruogan。tachuanzheyishenbanjiudetianqingsechangfu，liaozikanzheputong，danchuanzaitashenshang，
lengshichuanchulezhexianxiafandeweier。zhishiliansequeshiguoyucangbailexie，meishenmexuese，
shenxingzaikuandadeyipaoliyexiandeguofenqingshou。ze，guoranmingbuxuchuan。zheiposuigan，zheibingruomei，
gexiandaituotuodedingliuaidou，nengyinfaquanwangmamafenxintengdeneizhong。
wolianshangduiqidexiaorongshunjianyouzhenchenglesanfen，bashihewangqianyidi：“xiaodianxia，jiuyangjiuyang！yidianxinyi，
buchengjingyi！wozijizhuomodexinxianwanyier，tishenxingnao，qiangshenjianti！
”huoxianggemaidaliwandejianghupianzi。xiaojidemuguang，lengdandizaiwolianshangsaoguo，
youluozaiwoneigehualihushaodeshiheshang，bochunweidong：“shentanggongzhu？”yuqipingdanwubo，tingbuchuqingxu。
“duiduidui！jiushiwo！”woxiaojizhuomisidediantou，nulishifangshanyi，“fuhuangrangwolai‘zhaogu’nin！
wokanninzheiertingqingjingde，tebiehao！zanmenshangliangshangliang，yihouwomeitianlaidiangemao，ningaiyangbingyangbing，
gaishuijueshuijue，zanmenjingshuibufanheshui，jiudangmeiwozheigeren！wobaozhenganjingruji，jueburaoninqingxiu！
zenmeyang？hezuogongying，xianyurenshengadianxia！”wopilipalayitongshuchu，
ba“hepinggongchuwuxiangyuanze”dehexinsixiangchanshudemingmingbaibai。laiba，jieshouwodexianyutiyi，
dajiaxianganwushi，suiyuejinghao！xiaojineishuangbingfengdemouzi，jingjingdikanlewojimiao。neiyanshen，
xiangshizaikanshenme……xinqiwuzhong？jiuzaiwoyiweitahuibeiwodezhencheng（heshihelidenaicha）dadongshi，
taqueweiweiceshen，rangkailemenkou。“jinlaishuo。”shengyinyijiumeishenmeqifu。youxi！woxintouyixi，
linzheshihepidianpidiandijilejinqu。lanyuexuanlitou，biwaimiankanzhegengcandian。yuanzibuda，daoshiganjing，
jiushikongdangdangde，meishenmerenqi。jigenzhuzibansibuhuodichuzaijiaoluo，shizhuoshangluoleyicenghui。
tayinzhewozouxiangweiyinengdaikedexiaoting。tinglichenshejiandandekelian，yizhangfangzhuo，liangbayizi，
yigebogujiashangkongkongruye。wogangbashihefangzaizhuoshang，
zhunbeilongzhongtuichuwode“xianyuhepingdashijianmianli”——zhenzhunaicha，jiukanjianxiaojidemuguang，
luozailewofangzaizhuobiandeshouwanshang。neishouwanshangdaizheyizhishuitouhaibucuodeyuzhuo，
shiwochuanyueguolaishiyuanzhushenshangzuizhiqiandewanyierle，yizhimeishededangdiao。xiaojihuranchaowoshenchushou。
tadeshouyeshengdejihao，gujiefenming，xiuzhangbaixi，zhishitongyangmeishenmexuese。woyoudianmeng。
zheishiyao……woshou？gudaizhiziyeliuxingxiandailiyile？meidengwofanyingguolai，neizhipiaoliangdebuxianghuadeshou，
jiqijingzhundiwozhulewodaizheyuzhuodeshouwan！lidaozhida，wanquanbuxiangyige“bingruo”zhirengaiyoude！
woshenzhinengganjuedaotazhifudebojian！“wei！niganshen……”jinghuhaimeichukou，
jiutingjianyishengjiqiqingcui、jiqituwude——“kaca！”shouwanyiqing。
womudengkoudaidikanzhewoneibaobeiyuzhuo，zaitaneizhipiaoliangdeshouli，xiangkuaicuiruodebinggan，
shunjiansuichenglehaojiduan！suiyudiaozaiqingzhuandishang，fachudingdingdangdangdecuixiang，
xiangshizaiweiwoshiqudecaichanchangwange。woshale。chechedididishale。yanzhuzidengdeliuyuan，
zuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。“ni……ninini……”wozhizheta，shouzhitoudouzaiduosuo，yuwulunci，
“dage！niderensheshibingruoa！fengyichuijiudaodeneizhong！
nizheishoujinger……shiquyushanfangtoulianleshinianroumianma？！wodezhuozi！wodeqiana！
”zuihouyijujianzhidaishanglekuqiang。xiaojimianwubiaoqingdisongkaishou，fangfogangcaizhishisuishoufuquyidianhuichen。
tawanyao，mantiaosilidibadishangneijikuaihaizhidianqiandesuiyujianqilai，yongyikuaiganjingdepazibaohao，
ranhou……saijinlewolingyizhikongzhedeshouli。tadedongzuocongrongbupo，shenzhidaizhedianguiyideyouya。
“yuzhishangke。”takaikou，shengyinhaishineifuqinglengdediaozi，zhishineishuanghantanbandemouzili，
sihufeikuaidilveguoyisijidande、nanyibuzhuode……cuxia？“dangle，nenghuanxiepanchan。”panchan？
wopengzheneibaoshangdaitazhijianyuwen（yekenengshiniesuizhuozishichanshengdemocare）desuiyu，naozichedidangji，
cpufengkuangranshao，huoxingzidoukuaimaochulaile。“dang……dangle？panchan？”wozhongfuzhetadehua，
meigezidouxiangshitangzui，“xiaodianxia，nin……ninzheishijigeyisia？
”yigehuangmiujuelun、queyouwubiqingxideniantou，bushoukongzhidimaolechulai，
“ningaibuhuishixiang……paoluba？”xiaojimeiyouzhijiehuidawo。tazhuanshen，zoudaoneigekongdangdangdebogujiapang，
buzhicongnagejijiaogalali，mochuleyiben……shu？shu？zaizheizhongdifang？yigezhizishouli？tabaneibenshu，
“pa”diyisheng，diuzailewomianqiandefangzhuoshang。dongzuosuiyidexiangshidiukuaimobu。shuyetankai，
luchulelimiandeneirong。neizhizhang……neiyinshua……neipaiban……jueduibushizheigeshidaidedongxi！
shangmianyinzhede，shijiantizi！woyanzhuzidoukuainianshangqule。zhijianneitankaideshuyedingduan，
jigeheitijiacudedazi，xiangshaohongdeluotie，
goudaodajieju》xiamianhaiyouyixingxiaozifubiaoti：——lunbaocuodatuideyibaizhongsifajizhengquetaoshengzishihonglong！
yidaowuxingdejinglei，jingzhundipizailewodetianlinggaishang！chuanshu？zijiuzhinan？paohui？
meiyigecidouxiangyibazhongchui，henhenzasuilewozheijigeyuelainuligoujiandexianyushijieguan！womengditaitou，
xiangkanwaixingrenyiyangdengzheyanqianzheiwei“bingruo”zhizi。tayijiumeishenmebiaoqing，zhishineishuangbingfengdeyanmoushenchu，
sihuyoushenmedongxizhengzaiqiaoransuilie、ronghua，
luchudixiayidian……tongyanghuangmiu、tongyangleran、tongyangdaizhedian“zhongyuzhaodaozuzhile”deweiguang？
tachuizheyanjian，zhangzhangdejiemaozaicangbaidelianshangtouxiayinying，bochunqingqi，tuchudehua，
meiyigezidouxiangzhadan：“renshebengle。”tadunledun，taimou，muguangzhizhidizhuangjinwohunluandetongkongli，