我的诡闻实录
《我的诡闻实录》 小说介绍
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《我的诡闻实录》 第3章 戳死人 免费试读
laotoulianseweibian，chongwodamadao：“baitianbuzuokuixinshi，yelibupaguiqiaomen，zheilibushiniyinggaidaidedifang，gankuaigunchuqu！”
“aiya，nizheirenzamaren？woshilaizhaorende，zhaobingshude！”wojimangjieshidao。
“zhaowo？”bingshuzhoumei。
tashangxiazhongxindaliangwoleyixia，yansudao：“sheirangnilaizhaowode？”
“你就是柄叔啊！”
wofanyingguolai，shuodao：“jiushi……woyebuzhidaotajiaosha，fanzhengjiushiyinyangbinzanggongsidelaobanrangwolaide！tashuorangwozhaoni，jieshoutadekaoyan，zaihuozangchangdaishangyiye！”
“hehe，daijirenma？”wenyan，bingshuzuijiaoluchuyisilengxiao，danquerangwoxinlitougedengyixia。
danwohaishidianlediantou。tongshiyouxieyihuo，yinyangbinzanggongsidelaoban，daodiyoumeiyougenduifangdaguozhaohu？
haoxiang，bingshuhaibuzhidaocishi！
“nibushidiyigelaide，dangujiyebushizuihouyige。”
bingshuzhuanguoshen，wangzhehuohualu，beiduizhewo，lengxiaodao：“zaizheili，nixuyaoshouzhuxin，xinbuluan，jiubuhuihaipa。”
“xinluanle，neimenikandaofengchuicaodong，douhuigandaoheren！”
renjiabingshuzenmeshuo，wojiuzaipangbianzenmeting。
bingshuturanshenchushou，zhizheqizhongyikouhuohualu，minglingdao：“niqudakaihuohualudegaizi！”
“我……”
woxinliyijing，kanzheneikouhuohualuyouxiefajidao：“bingshu，renjiameishuorang**huoa？”
“ng，shuodedui。”bingshurentongdao。
wenyan，wosonglekouqi，duihuohualuwozhendehenjinzhang，henshidichuqukaojinguoqu。
bingshu，danrandeshuodao：“haole，kaoyanjieshu，nikeyizoule！”
“zheimekuai？”wolenglexia，jinjiezhefanyingguolai，jimangjieshidao：“bingshu，wobushineigeyisi，woshipa……”
“pashenme？pasi？haishipasiren！”
bingshuzhuanguoshen，lengshengmadao：“zaihuozangchangdaiyiye，kebushirangnishuiyiye，tianliangqianwozuozhu！yaoshinimeiyouneigedanzi，ganjuezijizuobulai，neimejiuchenzaogundan，biezaizheilijinjilaozitianluan！”
“kannizheimoyang，qishiyejiushiyigesongdan！”
laotoujiangwomadegouxuelintou，yixiazirangwoxinlijiqinuhuo，wofanbodao：“wobushinuofu！gengbushisongdan！”
shuozhe，wojiuwangneigehuohualuzouqu。kezouzaiyiban，woxiangdaoshenmedishengwendao：“zenmedakai？”
“meiqiaojianpangbianyoudetieqiaoma！”
woshangqianzhaodaotieqiao，shuangshouzhuajintieqiaoba，kaojinhuohualuguanchaqilai，henkuaijiukanmingbaile，yongshoulidetieqiaotouqiaokaihuohualudekousuo，huohualudegaizizhijiedakaile。
jinjiezheyiguzihuorehuoredeqilangdaguolai，kaodewoxunsuwanghoudaotui。
“哼！”
“zheixiaxingleba！”worengdiaoshoulidetieqiao，poweiaoqidechouleyiyanbingshu。
woyaogaosuta，woleisanshui，kebushidanxiaogui！
“有点胆子。”
bingshumolemobizi，lengxiaodao：“danzheixiekehaibugou，yongneibazhangliangmibadegeshidao，jiangfenshaodeshitiduzibokai！”
“bokai？”wenyan，wozhoulezhoumei，renbuzhudeshuodao：“nizheiyetaibiantaile？jiusuannikanwobushuang，yebunengrucidiaonanwoba！”
bingshubaozheshuangbei，luchuyifunibugankeyizoudebiaoqing，chaofengdao：“nisuibian！”
“made！”woxinlitoudamasilaotou，liaoxiahenhuadao：“hao，laozigan！”
woguoqujiangdishangdeyigenhanzhetiedaodejiahuojianqilai，shuangshouzhuajinbabing，ranhoukaojinhuohualu，yongtiedaoneiyitouqugeshitideduzi。
huohualuli，zhengzaifenshaodeshiti，duzipengzhanggenyigemohuderoupiqiuside。wozhuazhutiedaobabingdeshou，douyouxiefazhan，danhaishiyaozhuyaopingzheganjuequge，shenzhitongguobabingchuandi，wokeyiqingxideganshoudaoshitiduzibeiwoyidaoqiegekai……
huohualuliyongchudeshitiwei，rangwozaiyerenbuzhu，diudiaoshoulidetiedaobabing，renjiuoutuqilai，jiuliandanshuidouchulaile。
bujinruci，quanshendoushibeiyonglaiderelangjikaodeshihanliujiabei。
“diyicidouzheiyang，xiguanjiuhaole！”
bingshuguolai，paidawojixiahoubei，jianqitiedaobabing，wanghuohualuliyouchuolejidaodao：“xiangyaoshengshishengjing，nijiudechuo，erfeishige，yongdaoziwangdupishang，congxiawangshangneimeyichuo，shitidedupijiubeiqiegekaile。”
zuowanzheixie，bingshujianghuohualudegaizizhongxingaishang。
tulehaobantian，wohaoshouduole，tongshimanshiyihuodewenta：“weishenme，yaozheimezuo？nandaobucanrenma？”
“burenwei，shilaotouweinannile？”bingshudao。
我摇了摇头。
“zheishiguiju！”bingshubiaoqingyansu，jieshidao：“meiyixingdouyouxinggui，zaihuozangsirenxingyeli，gengshiguijushenduo！”
“buanguijuxingshi，neimenijiuhuichushi！”
“haobigeshitidedupi，zuijiandandelijiejiushi，buchuokaijiuhuirezhangbaopo！huisunhaihuohualuzhiliangnaiyongxing！”
bingshudehua，woshibanxinbanyi，butaiquanbuxiangxin。
zhengzaiyunzuodehuohualuyouhaojige，jiexialaibingshuhaishirangwoyigegedakai，ranhouchuosirendupi。
一回生两回熟。
zheici，woshuangshouhetoushangdaishanghuju，daoshibupahuohualuliyongchulaiderelangkaodehuang，keshijianzhangleyetingmen。
jianjiande，wogenbingshushuxiqilai。
“你叫什么？”
“我叫雷三水！”
“ng，sanshuizheigemingzi，tingqilaibucuo，yiqianshiganshenmede？weishenmehaohaoderen，feiyaoqudangdaijiren，jirenjiadangsunziketou？”
wotanxiyisheng，xianglexiang，bingmeiyoujiangzijideshiergaosuduifang，zhishishuopengdaolenanshier。
bingshudianlediantou，yemeiyouzaizhuiwenshenme。
“bingshu，zheimewanle，nizabuxiabanhuiqu？”
“jinye，wozhiban！baitianneixiehuohuagongdouhuiqule，huohuawanzheijigeshitijiuxingle！”
jigexiaoshihou，shitidouhuohuawanle。
bingshushuo，huohuaxuyaoyilianggexiaoshi，danhaixuyaojiangguhuifanglianghouzhuangzaiguhuihe。
woshiqinyankandao，neixieshitibianchengguhui，xinlitouyeshichugantingda，jiweiyayi。ruoshiwocoubuqiwomadeshoushufei，zhipawomazuihouyehuisashouliqu，beishaochengguhuiba？！
yelishidianduo，bingshudaiwolaidaoyigedifang。
zheigedifang，tashuoshihuozangchangdebingku，xunchangyonglaibingdongtingfangyixieshiti。
“jintiankanshoubingkudelaowuqingjiale，wozhengfanchoumeirenzhiban，ganghaonixiawulaile！”
“haole，nijiuzaibingkudaizheba！”
“jizhu，meishierbuyaodakaibingkudemen，jiushouzaibingkuwaimianzheijianwuzili！zoulou！”