修啥仙？不如开个心理康复中心
《修啥仙？不如开个心理康复中心》 小说介绍
gudaiticaidexiaoshuo《xiushaxian？burukaigexinlikangfuzhongxin》，shizuozhe“liuliuwuwei”jingxinbianxiede，gaishuzhongdeguanjianrenwushiwangloujirou，jingcaineirongjieshao：“zheishizhongdianma！！！zhongdianshiliuyunnaiwozongmenshengzi，qiemashangjiuyaoduyuanyingzhijielewa！”jimingzhanglaoyouxiebengkui。……
《修啥仙？不如开个心理康复中心》 第6章 免费试读
wuyiniezhedeshouyouwangshangtileti，“haiganzhouwo？”
moqiuyukuwulei，zijiyibanianjile，haixianggehaiziyiyangbeirentiliuzhe。
wunaidao，“ninlaosongsongshou！shengzibujianla！”
wuyizheicaifangguota，jianmeiweizhou，“e？daodizenmehuishi？”
yushimoqiubianjiangcishiqianyinhouguoweiweidaolai。
tingwantadejiangshu，wuyihuangrandao，“yejiushishuo，liuyunshiyinweibeiqingsuokunsuoyiduziwaichusanxin?”
“正是如此！”
wuyihuranyilianbagua，“duifangshishei？zhangdezenmeyang？”
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zhongrenwuyu，“ninlaoshibushiwangledangnianninyijingshihetiqixiuwei，keshengzixianzaizhishijindanqia！”
“哦！也是哦！”
“shenmejiaoyeshia！ninnengbunengshangdianxina！！！daluzuijinyouxiedongdang，wanbunengrangshengzichuleyiwaia！”
“neiwoqubatazhaohuilai?”
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“xingbaxingba！neiwojiuzouyitang。”
shuowan，tayouzaiyouzaiyufengerqi。
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duiwuzhongdewangloumolemohuailichendiandiandeqiandaizi，lvegantashi，zheikeshizijipingbenshihuyoudediyitongjin，yeshizijiqianwangbingshuangwangchaodelufei。
goukendingshibugoude，buguozouyibukanyibubei，fanzhengshiyidingyaoqude！
nima！weishabubawozhijiechuanneiliqu！
duiwugongyoushiqiren，jirou、liangmingtieshenyahuan、baminghuweiyijiliumingzayipuren。
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zhongyuchulecheng，fangyanwangqu，shiyipianguangkuodetiankong，yuanchushineirutongjulongpanjudeshanluan，yunwuliaoraoqijian。
qianfangjiushiyipianmaomidesenlin，gushucantian，zhiyejiaocuo，yuyucongcong，dimianshanggengshihuacaocongsheng，fenfangfuyu。
这就是大安森林！
jiaoxiadeluzhizhicharuqizhong，kanlaishiyaocongzheizuosenlinchuanchaerguo。
wangloubishangyanjing，henhenxileyikouzheixinxiankongqi，taozuibuyi。
简直是歪瑞古德！
houmianyiminghuweitiletayijiaohechidao，“ganshani！kuaizoua！”
wangloukanletayiyan，meizhisheng，genshangleduiwu。
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“xiongdi，touluyixia，zhiqianshizhaonaweigaorenbangmangde？”wanglouguiguisuisuidao。
“啥?”牛五一愣。
“hai！zandouyijingshanglule，nijiubiezhuangshale！”
“wozhenbuzhidaonizaishuosha。”niuwunenedao。
wanglouwuyu，zheijiahuoshizhenshahaishizhuangde？
“suanlesuanle，dangwomeiwen。”
“heihei！”niuwuhuranguiyiyixiao，lianshangmeiyoubanfenhansha。
wanglouxinliyigedeng，**？zheigebiyouwentia？
zhishizheishenqingyishanershi，wanglouzaicihuyidaliangzhetashi，yiranyoushiyifuhanshamoyang。
chexiangchuanglianyijiaobeixianqi，yishuangtaohuamouzizhengzaidingzhewangloukan。
jirouxiaozhedaqudao，“xiaoning，youzaikantani？”
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“qishitayeshigeyouyisideren，zhishitazhidaonixihuantama？”
zheixiaxiaoningliandangenghongle，huangmangbaishoujieshidao，“meiyoudeshi！meiyoudeshi！er**！wozhishisuibiankankanfengjing！”
jirouyulingyimingjiaoxiaoyundeyahuanduishiyiyanhoujieweiweiyixiao，zaijifuli，mingyanrendounengkandechuxiaoningduineijiahuoyouyisi。
jirouchenyinleyixiahurandao，“dengcijianshilehuidaojifu，buruwojiuqingniangqinjiangnixupeijitaruhe？”
“a？”turuqilaidehuayurangxiaoningshunjiandaizhi。
jirouyeyudao，“nikexianghaolezaihuidae！jihuijiuzheiyicini！”
zhangxiangpingpingdexiaoyunsuanliuliudao，“jiushi，niyaobudayingwokejiuqiuer**jiangzheiduanyinyuancijiwola！”
yejiushisanrenxiangbanrijiu，sixialimeiyoutaiduozhupuzhifen，huanzuoqitaxiaren，sheigangenzhuzizheimesuibianshuohua。
daizhiguohoudexiaoninghuranleiyanposuogengyandao，“ruguoneiyang，wojiuyaolikaier**le。”
“zheiyoushenme，daoshihouhounizhishilikaijifueryi，zanmenyoubushibunengxiangjian。”
xiaoningyixiaziguifuzaitamianqiankudao，“xieer**daen！xiaoningyongshengbuwang！”
zijishenweixiaren，yidanbeicihun，neijiuyiweizhekeyibaituonujihuodeziyou，erqiehaishijiajizijixihuandenanzi！
zheitiandadejingxilaidetaituran，xiaoxinzangdoukuaikangbuzhule。
cishizhengzaiyishenyiguianzhongdaliangniuwudewanglouhaibuzhidao，zijijingranyijingbeicihunle？
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xiangzhexiangzhe，huran“puchi！”yixiaxiaolechulai。
nima！kanlaizijizhenshixiande**，doutemezijigenzijiwanqilangrenshale。
zheisuanbusuanbeipohaiwangxiangzheng？
zhouweirenyihuodikanxiangta，wangloulianbuhongxinbutiao，“chulaiyoushanwanshuinimenzenmebuxiaoa？”
“sujing！”huweiduizhangyuanmenglishenghedao。
wanglousuolesuobozi，haobahaoba！
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chengqiangshang，jilaoyezikanzhejianjianxiaoshizaishiyezhongdeduiwuchenshengdao，
“renshouanpaihaolema？”
shenhouyiminghuweigongshoudao，“huilaoye！womenpinqingdexiushiyijinganzhonggenshangle！”
jilaoyezidiandiantou，kanzheyuanfangmuguangshensui。