系统疯了，让我洗脑整个西游
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第5章
shitouzuozaisunwukongtoushang，baozheyikuaikaohaodezhangziroudakoudakoukenzhe。
kenengshiyinweishixiyoushijiedeyeshengdongwuba，benshenchidecaoazhileidedoudaiyouyisilingqi，suoyijiudaozhizheixiedongwuderounapashimeiyoudiaoweiliaojinxingdiaoliaoyexianmeiwubi。
tayibianchizhe，yibiankanzhexitongjidejinengheneiyibenquanchengwei《xinaofafengjing》degongfa。
【jineng：baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen】
【xiaoguo：huijianfangxiangyiqianmineideshengwufenfenguidijiebairen，suzhuyekeyizhidingshixianneishengwujiebairen。】
baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairenzheigejinengdefanweijuranyouyiqianmi！
zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdeworangninixianpao999mi，ranhoufanshoutaochuyiqianmidedaoma？
“zheige，zheigedehua......”
shitoukanzhexitonglidexinaofafengjing，lveweisisuolepianke，“xiulianshenmedezanshihaibuzheji，dengquleputizushineilizaixueyeshiyiyangde，youruhuojianzaiwojibenshangmeishenmeweixian。”
zheiyaoshirangchangzhengfudehunshimowangzhidaoshitouzaixiangshenme，jueduihuituxue。
nishimeiyouweixianle！weixiandeshiwomen！
shitouniutoukanxiangshuiliandongpubudefangxiang，“hunshimowangshigemafan，zhihousunwukongquqiuxuewokendingshiyaogenzheyiqide，daoshihoushanlimeirenjiumafanle。”
“xitongfabuderenwushixinaoxiyou，rangzhenggeshijiegenzheyiqifafeng。”
“zheiyoudiannane......”
tanaozizhuanlezhuan，“youle！”
youlezhuyizhihou，tajiutiaodaolesunwukongdejianbangshang，coudaosunwukongdeerbianshuodao：“xiaoshihou，wozhunbeichengliyigejiaopai，wodangjiaozhu，nidangfujiaozhuzenmeyang？”
“chenglijiaopai？”sunwukongyijingbushigangchushengdetale，xianzaidetayijingzhidaolehenduoshiqing，“haoa！nixiangzuoshenme？”
“houzihousunchengweiwomendejiaopaihexinchengyuan，ranhoubahunshimowangtamenshoubian。”
sunwukongtingzheshitoudejihua，juedekexing。
tayejuede，houzihousunmenxuyaoyigejiaopailaibaohutamen。
houqundangzhongdebaimaohouzierlibusu，zirantingdaoletamendeduihua，yuanbengouqidezuijiaoshunjianchenlexiaqu。
tashenchushouqiasuanleyixia，meitoujinzhou，suihoukanxiangsunwukong，tuchuleyikouqi。
“zhiyaobudanwuxiyoudashijiuxing。”
tazaixinlishuo，ranhouniutoukanxianglingwaiyibianyizhiyouxienianmaidehouzi。
sunwukongheshitoushangyileyihuier，paiyizhixiaohouziqubahunshimowangdaileguolai。
“haole，dajiaanjingyixiaxia，woxuanbugeshier。”
shitoukaikou，yuanbenrenaodeshuiliandongxiangshibeirenturananxialezantingjian，renaodeshengyinjiaranerzhi。
“wogennimendadawangshangliangleyixia，chengliyigeshitoushenjiao，nimendedadawangshifujiaozhu，erwoshijiaozhu。”
“dawangmen，weishenmeyaochenglizheigeshitoushenjiaoa？”
yizhixiaohouzibujiediwendao：“womenzheihuaguoshanzhanshanweiwangbujiuyijinggoulema？”
“huaguoshanshihuaguoshan，shitoushenjiaoshishitoushenjiao，shitoushenjiaoshixiangwaibianfazhande，fazhanhuaguoshanyiwaideyaomo，rangtamenhuweihuaguoshan，huweidajia。”
shitourenzhenhuidadao：“zheiyangyilai，yaoshiyouwailaideyaomoxiangyaoqifudajia，jiuyaoxianwenwenwomenshitoushenjiaodeneixiechengyuantongbutongyi。”
“neiweishenmeshierdawangnidangjiaozhu？”youxiaohouziwendao。
“yinweidadawangfuzehuaguoshan，erdawangfuzewaibian，zheidoubudong？”
yizhilaohouzikaikou，tamingbaileshitoudeyisi，ranhoukanxiangbeikunguolaidehunshimowang，“dawangyinggaishixiangshoubianzheigehunshimowang，danyoubuxiangrangtamendaraodaohuaguoshan。”
shitoukanleyiyanlaohouzi，dianlediantou，suanshikendingleduifangdexiangfa，danshishishang，shitouzhishitufaqixiang，bijingyoulegejiaopai，yihouzuoqishilaifangbian，erqieshenmeshitoushenjiao？mingmingshixinaofafengshenjiao。
“hunshimowang，jiniyigehuomingdejihuiyaobuyao？”shitoutiaodaodimianzhishang，luodideshihouchajuedaoleyigubushandemuguangzhengzaidingzheta。
taheidoudeyanjingxiaoshileyizhi，chuxianzaishenhou，dunshijiusuodingleneigeyanshendezhuren——baimaohouzi。
xiayimiaoyanjingyouhuifuzhengchang，suduhenkuai，meiyourenherenzhuyidao，bijingtaneigeyanjingbenlaiyebushihenxianyan。
“shangxian，ninshuo！ninshuo！”hunshimowangzitaifangdehendi。
“niyetingdaole，woxianzaiyaochengliyigejiaopai，suoyiniyaobuyaojiaruwomen，chengweihuaguoshandeshoushanhufa？”
“yuanyi！yuanyi！xiaodeyuanyi！”
yaobushihunshimowangxianzaishibeikunzhede，takendingjiuyaojishitoukejigetoule。
“hahaha！hao！”shitoushenshou，hunshimowanghenshidongshididixianaodai。
“wojininaohailixialegezhou，yaoshiniyoubeipandexinsi，nidenaodaijiuhuizhakai。”
huayinluoxia，hunshimowangshentidouledou。
shitoupailepaishou，“songkaitaba。”
xiaohouzishanglaisongkailehunshimowang。
“yihounijiugennidexiaoyaomenzaishanjiaoxiashenghuo，huweihuaguoshan。”
“shi，shangxian。”hunshimowangzitaifangdehendi。
“嗯？叫什么？”
时透瞪了他一眼。
“是！教主！”
“bucuobucuo，ruzikejiao。”shitoudiandiantou，“chuquba，zaiwaibianxiangyongmeishiba。”
shitouanpailexiaohouzisongkaorou，shantaohemeijiuchuqu。
“jiezhezoule，jiezhewu。”
denghunshimowangchuquzhihou，shitouyihuishou，ruhuojianbofangqiairuhuo。
shuiliandongneikuaihuodeqifenjixu。
dankuailederizizongshibuhuichixutaijiu。
zaikaixindeshihou，xianqianneizhiweishitoushuohuadelaohouzilianshangdaizheanrandexiaorongzhongzhongdidaolexiaqu。
zaizhongrendehuanshengxiaoyudangzhong，anrancishi。
shitouhesunwukonglimajiukanzhelaohouzi。
sunwukongshoushangdemutoujiubeidieluozaidishang，tadeshengyinyouxieyayi，xinliganjuekongkongde，“tazenmele？”
“baodawang，laohouzitasile。”
baimaohouzicoudaosunwukongshenbian。
“死了？”
shitoushenhuxileyikouqi，quantoujinlejin。
“sile？sileshishenmeyisi？”sunwukongyouxiemimang，tasuiranshitianshengdelinghou，xuehuilexuduozhishi，danduiyusiwang，taquemeiyouyigeqingxiderizi。
“silejiushi，dawangyihouzaiyejianbudaotale，tayebunengyizhipeizhedawangle。”baimaohouzijixushuodao。
shitoukanzhebaimaohouzi，zheizhihouziyougui！
suoyitashisheini？shitouzainaohaidangzhongbuduansisuoduifangdeshenfen。
zhongyu，taxiangdaoleyigeren——guanyin，xiyoudezongfuzeren。
“haohaohao。”shitoukanzhedaodidelaohouzi，youkanlekanzhengzaijisunwukongjieshaoshuonenggouduobishengsidecunzaidebaimaohouzi。
laohouzituranjiusile？tacaibuxin！zheijueduishiguanyingaodegui！
suiranlaohouzigentajiaoqingbushen，dantashihuaguoshandeerdawang，huaguoshandehouzihousunjiushitadehouzihousun！
“zheiliangzisuanshijiexiale，guanyin......”
shitoukanzhebaimaohouzi，shenhuxileyikouqi。
“baishixueyima？woyejuedeyinggaibaishixueyi，xuechengguilaicainenghaohaodebaohuhaiermen。”
“xiaoshitou，niyeyaoyiqiquma？keshibuzhidaonaliyouxianshan，kenengyaoquhaojiu。”sunwukongkaikoushuodao。
“wozhidaonaliyouxianshan。”shitouhuanhuankaikou，baimaohouzixinliturangedengyixia。
“gebidedonghailonggong，laolongwangjiushitianshendexianguan，dan......”shitoudunledunlailegedachuanqi，“zhuzaishenhai，wodengmeiyoubandianfalihushenwufajinrulonggong。”
baimaohouziyanjiaotiaoletiao，xinghaozheikuaishitoumeiyouhuaitahaoshi。
suihoushitouyoushuolejigexianmen，jigedaxian，douyiyidachuanqifoujue，jiguanyinxintaizhengdeqishangbaxiade。
“youshenmenengqude？haobaishide？xiaoshitounijiubuyaoshuoyixiebunengbaishidele。”
孙悟空问道。
“youa，nanhaiyouyixiandao，dacidabei，jiukujiunandeguanshiyinpusajiuzaidaoshang，xiaoshihouniquzhaoguanyindashi，kendingnengchenggongbaishi。”
shitouhuagangyichukou，baimaohouzixiayishijiufanbo，“buxing！”
“为什么不行？”
“neiguanyindashinaishifomenzhongren，pingrichizhai，meiyoubandianhunxing，erqiebaishiguanyindashizhihou，jiuyaopaoxiahuaguoshanchujia。”
白毛猴子脸都黑了。
tashiguanyindehuashen，zaihuaguoshanjiushiweilebasunwukongdaiquxieyuesanxingdong。
yaoshisunwukongzhenqulenanhai，neibujiushizaigenputizushiqiangtudile，tashihuodebunaifanle，haishishenme？
“buchengbucheng！zheibuchengneibucheng！shenmenengcheng？”sunwukongdashengshuodao，“woyaochuhai！xundexianshan！xidezhangshengbusizhifa！”
“biejia，xiaoshihou，haiyouyichuwomeishuoni。”shitoukaikou。
“nali？”sunwukonglianmangwendao。
“nanshanbuzhou，lingtaifangcunshan，xieyuesanxingdong。”
“dongliyouyilaoshenxian，mingyuexuputi，naishiyoudafalizhiren，qianwangbaishi，dingnengxidezhangshengfa。”
tingdaoshitoudehua，guanyinyikexinchedifanglexialai，haihao，zheijiahuozhidaoxiyoudashibukegai。
jiushibuzhidaozheikuaishitoushisheideanpai。
“hao！wozheijiuzhunbeiquxunxianxueyi！”
孙悟空下定决心。
guanyinjianzhuang，gongchengshentui，jiexialaihenzhangyiduanshijian，doumeiyoutashenmeshiqingle，tazhunbeihuinanhaile。
ciri，yizhonghouzizhunbeihaolemufa，ranhousunwukongjiuchengzhemufayuanqu。
“haiermen！dengwoxuechengguilai！dainimenxiangzhangshengzhifu！”
tachongzhehouzimenhuishou，molemomanmandangdangdebaofu，zheilibianquanshihouzimenzhunbeideguozi。
tongbeiyuanhouzhanzaihaitanbianshang，yaoyaowangzhesunwukong，“dawang！yaozhuyia！haiwaibubihuaguoshan，chailanghubaoduo，sharenduomingdeyaoguaiyeduo！yaobaozhonga！”
“我会的！”
孙悟空挥手告别。
tachengzhemufachaozhenanshanbuzhouqianjin，zaitashangfang，shitouzuozairuhuojianshang。
“yaotingairuhuoma？”shitouwendao。
“听。”
“好咧！”
shitoubofangairuhuo，yilushanghuohuadaishandian，buzhidaoduoshaohailidexiaoyaojingbeitamenxinao。
“xiaoshihou，wowennigewenti。”
“什么问题？”
sunwukongzuozaimufashangchizhetaozi。
“woyoulianggetaozi，yigeruande，yigecuide，ruguoyaojinidehua，nihuizenmexuan？”
“woxuanruande，gengtian。”sunwukongbujiasisuodihuidao。
“neicuideni？nibuxihuanma？”
“yexihuan，danshiwogengxihuanruande。”sunwukongxianglexianghuidadao。
“ben！”shitoupazairuhuojianshang，heidouzideyanjingdingzhesunwukong，“weishenmebulianggedouyao？”
孙悟空豁然开朗！
“chihaolemei？”shitoulanlandiwendao。
“吃好了。”
“neiwomenchufa！mubiao！onepiece！”shitouzuoqi，zhangkaishuangshou。
“什么皮斯？”
“不重要！”
haitanbianshang，kanzhemufazhujianyuanqu，guanyinsuanshisongleyikouqi，zhaolegemeirendejiaoluo，xiaoshizailehuaguoshan。
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buzhidaozaihaishangbuzhipiaoleduojiu，shitouturankaikouwendao：“xiaoshihou？niyoumeiyoutingdaoyigeqiguaideshengyin？”
“you。”sunwukongdiandiantou，“haoxiangbuyuan，yuelaiyuejinle。”
shitouzhanzairuhuojianshang，buduanshengkong，muguangshunjianyining，“buhao！xiaoshihou！kuailikaizheili！”
ranermeidengtamenzuochudongzuo，judadehailangchaotamenpulai。
shitouyouruhuojianbaohumeishenmeshi，dansunwukongjiumeineimeanquanle，beihailangpujinhaizhong，shitouxiangyemeixiangcaokongruhuojianzhuiqu。
haimianpokai，yitiaojudadeshenyingfeixiangtiankong。
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