《系统根本拦不住我》 小说介绍
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《系统根本拦不住我》 第一章 免费试读
这个世界大有问题
1.
我穿书了。
haoxiaoxishichuandaolenvqiangwenli。
huaixiaoxishichuanchenglenvzhudecaobaomeimei。
dangwochuanguolaizhangwoshentizhudongquandeshihou,renzhengzhanzaijiangtaishangaima。
shuxuelaoshizalezazui,daizheqingmiedeyuqishuodao:「guorannvhaizidaolegaozhonglikejiubuxingle。」
woxiangyemeixianglimafanbodao:「nigaoshenmexingbieqishi,nvhaizizenmejiubunengxuehaolikele!」
danwosihumeilaidejigaoqingchuzijicikedechujing,shuxuelaoshikanlekanwo,youkanlekanheibanshangdetimu,xiaolechulai。
dixiadetongxueyehongtangdaxiaozhe。
wojidexiangzaizhengbianxieshenme,laoshiyoujiezheshuo:「nikankanniheibanshangzuodeti,yehaoyisishuozheiyangdehua,」shuowantahaichaowobaibaishou,「xingle,nixiaquba。」
wozuozaizuoweishangdeshihou,renhaishihuanghude,naozilinulibasuoyoushiqingliqingchu——
gaokaozuihouyikekaowan,woqidingshenxiandicongkaodianxuexiaozouchulai。
yigejizhexiaozheyingshanglai,nazhehuatongwenwo:
「tongxue,nidelixiangyuanxiaoshishenme?」
「qinghuaba。」wokanzhetashenhoudeshexiangtoushuodao。
sihushibuzhuodaoleyisixinwenxuetou,jizhelianshangmingxiandaishanglexingfendebiaoqing。
「neinijuedezijikaoshangdegailvdama?」
「基本为0吧。」
kongqisihuyouyishunjianjingzhile。
jizhehesheyingshisihumeiliaodaowohuizheiyangqinei,tamenlianggeduishileyiyan。
yinggaishiweileguliwo,jizheshuoleyiju:
「meishitongxue,wanshidouyaoyouqidaia!」
「neiwozhinengqidaiyihounengbaoyanqinghuale,bijingwoyijinghebeidaqianlebaosonghetong。」
pangbianweizhedejigekanrenaodetongxuelianshangdebiaoqinglikenankandexiangshichileshiyiyang。
woshenzhinengxiangchulaitamendabanyeshuibuzhecongchuangshangzuoqilai:「bushi,tayoubingba!」
danlaozuzongshuodehuaduoshaoyoudiandaoli——taijifoulai。
renhaishibunengtaiguoyuzhaoyao,yinweiniyongyuanbuzhidaozaihuoshenmeshihoujiuhuijianglindaonitoushang。
huijialushang,zaiyitiaoshizilukou,wobeiyiliangchacheshilingdedahuochechuangfei,dangchanghunmi。
zaixinglaideshihoujiushizaijiangtaishangaimale。
genjuduoniankanxiaoshuodejingyan,woyinggaishichuan——
「dangdangdangdang,suzhunihao,woshinidebangdingxitong001,huanyinglaidao《nvqiangdalaomajiaduo》zheibenshudeshijie。」
——穿书啊。
xiangshibeidatonglerenduermai,“zhishi”yiyizhong“beibi”defangshijinrulewodenaozi:
wochuanjindeshiyibennvqiangwen。
zuoweinvzhudecaobaomeimei,wozhiyouwanchengbangdingdexuezharenwucainenghuidaoxianshishijie。
wohaizhenxiangleyixia,renburenwudewusuowei,fanzhengzainalidounengshangxue,buguozheigexuezharenwugengyoutiaozhanxingyidian,suoyiwojuedinghaohaoweichirenshe,wanchengxitongrenwu。
2.
shuxuekejieshuyihou,wozuozaiweizhishangzhenglizhesixu。
jigenvshengzouleguolai,datoudeneigenvshenggewaixiaozhangbahu。
xitongchushengtixing:suzhu,nidediyigerenwulaile,qingsuzhuzuohaozhunbei。
「youyouyouzheibushihanzhebuyaoxingbieqishi,jieguoyigegongshidouxiebuchulaidesongtongxuema?」
lingtoudexiaotaimeishuowan,houmiandexiaogenbanmenhongrandaxiaoqilai。
beirenmomingqimiaodajiaosixu,woxinqingbushihenshuang,xiayishidilengyanyipie:「nihuizuo?」
takenengdiyicijiandaozheizhongyanshen,meifanyingguolai。
xitongyouxiezhejitixingdao:「suzhua,songshizhengpingshibuhuizheiyangshuohuade!」
baoyisia,gangcaimeijinrujiaose。
jiandatoudenvshengbeiwoqiangdaole,houmiangenzhederenzhangzuijiaoxiaozhe:「nizenmegenwojiangjieshuohuani,jitadaoqian。」
「buhuizuoti,yetingbudongwomenshuohuashiba?」
wotaitou,mianmubiaoqingdingleyisheng。
yiquandadaomianhuashangdeganjue,tamenyouxietibushangqi。
daitoudenvshengjuedemeiyisi,zhuanshenzoule。
yiqunrenfengfenghuohuolai,youbaixingerfan。
buguosuoxingtamennaozibuduo,meikanchugangcaiwoneidiandebutong,haishijuedewoheyiqianyiyangguaipi。
3.
xiaoshuoli,yuanzhucongxiaohuozaijiejiedeguanghuanxia,suiranzijigefanmianyehenyouxiu,dangenjiejiebiqilai,zijidebiaoxianzongshichaqiangrenyi。
yexushizhangqizuoweinvzhudeduizhaozu,tabeishenbianrenbilaibiqu,zonghuidechuyiju「jiejiezhenbucuo,meimeiyeyaoduonulini。」
youhuoxuzijiwulunduomenuliyebaituobulejuqingdesheding,neizhongwuliganshichangyongzaixintou。
yuanzhukaishishouqizijidefengmang,zangqizijideshili,zhiganbazijideyexinmaizaixinli。
danrenzongshiduozaiweizhuangdeqiaozili,zijiyejiumanmankanbuqingzijidezhenxinle。
yuanzhukaishifengbiziji,zhidaoyoulexinbing。
danxiaoshuobushizhiyouzhujiaozuchengde,peijiaodecunzaiyetongyangzhongyao。
xiaoshuoshijiedexitongjianyandaosongshizhengdejiaoseyishicunzaiyuelaiyueruo,zhangciyiwangxiaqu,shenzhimeibanfazaizhichengzheigeshijiedepingheng,suoyixiangyaoduiqijinxingshudaozhengjiu。
yushipaichulewo——zheigedayuanzhong,laizanshitidaiyuanzhudeyishi。
jixitongzhengqujiuhuiyuanzhuyishideshijian,hexitongyiqiwanchengzhengjiuyuanzhuderenwu——
huifusongshizhengdejiaoseyishi。
zhiyaowanchengrenwu,wojiukeyihuidaoyuanlaideshijiele。
4.
xiawufangxue,wozaixiaomenkoudengbantianyebujianyourenlaijiewo。
buduijinga,anjuqinglaishuo,yuannvzhumeitianshangxiaxuedouyourenjiesongde。
wodakaishouji,xiangkankanyoumeiyouxiaoxishenmezhileide。
shouzhishangxiahuadongzhepingmu,liulanzhegegeliaotiankuangdejilu。
guoran,hemamadeduihuakuangli:
「zhengzheng,jintianbabahemamayaocanjiayigehenzhongyaodefanju,jieshushijianbutaiqueding,rangsijishushuqujienihuijiaba!」
「buyong,wozijiyenenghuijia。」
一时间——
tongkongshousuo,zuijiaochoudong。
gangcaidejuedingbushiwozuode,woxianzaizhongxinzuojuedinglaidejima?
yinweizaiyuanshijiefashenglechehuo,yizhiyuwoxianzaiduilushangdechedouptsdle。
pianpianxiaomenkoutingmanleche。
wozhengdasuanshijiaoyiliangchuzuchehuijiahaishixiaoxinyidianzouhuijia。
yidaonvshengdaduanlewodesikao。
「ya,zheibushizhengzhengma?」
haimeidengwofanyingguolai,taturanhenreqingdishanglailazhewodeshou。
「zenmehaimeihuijia?shimeiyourenlaijienima?neizhenghaodabomusongnihuijia!」
benlaiwohaihaoqizheirenshishei,tazijidaotanmingleshenfen,woyemeishenmehaoyouyude。
bijing,zuochehuijiazaoyuchehuokenengxing50%
wozijizouhuijiakenengshenzaobucedeherenchengdu10000000%
buguo,haishijijialibaobeileyixia。
chumenzaiwai,fangrenzhixinbukewuma!
lakaihouzuodechemen,limianhaizuozheyigenansheng,tadaizheerjiyinggaishizaitingge。
jianchemenbeilakai,tataiqitoukanguolai。
nanshengdaizheyifuheisedebankuangjiayanjing,yanjinghoumianyouhaokandemeigu,danneishuanglianyandetaohuayanliqueyanbuzhulengyi。
zuoweikeren,woyouhaodizhaoshoushiyi。
jieguo,shoudaoleduifangkanshazideyanshen,shenzhihaijiazazheyisiqingmie。
haimeidengwofanyingguolai,tayijingbatouniuleguoqu,jixuditoukanshoulinazhedeyingwenbaozhi。
bushi,dage,nizheimomingqimiaodediyishizenmehuishi,woshaguonima?
上车还没坐稳**。
wohenkuaijiumingbailepangbiangemengangcaideyanshenshishenmeyisi。
zuozaijiashiweidenvrenzhibuzhudiwenwoguanyuxuexideqingkuang。
zaiwomeishuochuyitiaochadaolipudechengjizhihou,talimagenshanghuatibuchongyitiaotaerzideyouyichengji。
「zhengzhengzheicishuxuekaodezenmeyanga?」
「我数学没及格。」
「adui,nitanggezheicishuxuejingsaiyounalequanguoyidengjiang。」
「wulia,wowulizheicikaole16fen.」
「hahahanitanggedaibiaozhongguoduizaizheiciguojiaolinpikewulijingsainalediyini!wochadianwangjibazheigexiaoxifenxiangjinimen。」
wosuanshikanchulaile,tashiguyide。
congtagangcaiqinnilazhuwowangcheshangzou,daoxianzaipinminghewoxuanyao,doushijihuahaode。
goule!zhenyiweiwoshishenmenpcma?
wokeshinvzhudeduizhaozu,zenmeshuoyeshiyigenvpeia!
我也是有脾气的!
zhengdangworenbuyaotufaeyan。
xitongturanchuxian:「suzhu,weilezanmenderenwu,zhihaobaituonirenrufuzhongle。」
hao,kanzainidemianzishang,wolengjing!
「tang~ge~zhen~de~hai~li~hai~a~」wojiazhesangyinhedabomuchuixudao。
huayingangluo,pangbianzuozhedenanshengzuijiaochoudonglexia。
danshizhongnianfunvsihumeitingdongwoyuqilideyinyangguaiqi,haixiangjiezheshuoxiaqu。
nanshenghenwunaiditanleyikouqi,「ma,bieshuole,wozaitingtingli。」
wotingjianqianpaidenvrendaizheyihuonannandao:「ng?bushijiangzaogeyindeerjima?」
zhihouyiduanlucheng,chelihenanjing。
yizhidaochetingzaiwomenjiazhuzhaiqumenkou,wolakaichemenyaoxiaqu。
隔壁传来一句声音。
「nijintianyoudianqiguai。」
wotingjiantanggeyincecedishuo。
切,谁管你。
5.
qizhongchengjichulaiyihou,huaxuelaoshitebieshengqi。
quannianjilikebanyigongyou20ge。
wangchangwomenbanhuaxuechengjizainianjilishishuyishuerde,zheiciquepaidaoleshimingkaiwai。
huaxuelaoshizaijiangtaishang「nimenzuijinhenxinfuqizao。」
「zheicikaoshichengjizhendetaichale,yidianbufuhenimendezhenshishuiping。」
「wobuxiwangyouxiayici,ruguoxiayicichengjihaimeiyoutishanglai,zanmenbanjiuyiqiqucaochangfapaoquan,dajiazuijindoushouyishouxinha。」
banlizhiyoulaoshizhunzhundejiaodaosheng,dixiadexueshengdizhetou,zaifansibanjituibushifouyouzijideyuanyin,youmeiyouweibanjitituohoutui。
deque,ruguobanshangyouyigerenbunuli,banjitiyemeibanfajixuweichitaderongyao。
xiakeyihouhuaxuelaoshiyigaiwangrituotangdexiguan,zhijieshoushijiaocaicongmenkouchuqu。
wogenzhetadejiaobuxiangyaochuqushangcesuo。
ranhouwojiutingjianlezheibeizizuibukezhixindehuayu——tajingranshichuziyiweilaoshikouzhong。
menkoudeshuxuelaoshiyejiushiwomendebanzhuren,chushengwendao:「huaxuechengjibutaihao?」
「shitebiebuhao,」huaxuelaoshitanleyikouqi,「buguowohetamenshuole,ruguoxiacihaibunulixuexi,jiuqucaochangpaoquan。」
banzhurenlenghengyisheng,「xiacichengjiyaoshihaibujinbu,nijiurangqianshimingqucaochangfapaojiuxing,buyongguanqitaren,fanzhengtamenyebuxuexi。」
zheigefayan,shizailingwochengmujieshe——yiweilaoshijingranzaigongzhongchanghebiaodazijiduixueshengdebugongpingduidaidetaidu。
xianranhuaxuelaoshiyewuyuzhule,meizaidahua,zhuanshenlikaile。
wocongjiaoshilizouchuqudeshihou,huaxuelaoshiyijingzouyuanle,zhiliuxiabanzhurenyigerenhaizhanzaimenkou。
tasihumeiliaodaoyourenturanzouchulai,henhendenglewoyiyanyelikaile。
shenjingbing,womannaozidoushi,zheigeshijiedayouwenti。
系统根本拦不住我