系统：离开精神病老公二十步会死
《系统：离开精神病老公二十步会死》 小说介绍
《xitong：likaijingshenbinglaogongershibuhuisi》qingjiejinkourenxin，shiyizhangxiaobobingxieyibubukeduodedegudaixiaoshuo，yuyanjianjiedanqueshengdongxingxiang。jiangshudeshi：jirantabushijinshangchenmama，tadangranbuyongrenzhexintongzaizheiliweiquqiuquan。gujijinshangchenyebuhuixihuanzheigehouma，tashizaimeibiyaoyingzhetoupifuyanyigeyaneta……
《系统：离开精神病老公二十步会死》 第1章 免费试读
哗啦啦……
chuangwaidayuqingpen，cenchuyaoguizuozaishehuadachuangshang，haishiyouxiefanyingbuguolai。
tabushigangcongershiloudiaoxiaquma，zenmehaihuozhe？
haibudaitaxiangmingbaishenme，yanqianyixingxingcaisezitigunguo。
【cenchuyaogesibuyaoliandenvpei，zaijiehundangtianpazijidabogedechuang！】
【womennvzhuxiaokeaizongsuanjiajinanzhu，xianhunhouaishenghuozhongyukaishile，gaisidenvpeijingranyexiangbanfajiajinjinjia，fansile！】
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【zaogao！nanzhuzhengzaishanglou，jiuyaoguolaile，nvzhuzenmehaibuhuilai？nvzhuni，wowenninvzhuni？】
cenchuyaoyonglibiyan，yaotou。
zaizhengyan，neixieziyijiuhaizai，xiangluoyinzaiyanqianyiban。
【kao！nvpeishoulihainazhexinxingtinghuashuipenwu，gaiside，nanzhubuyaojinlaia，burandengnvzhuguolainijiubuganjingle！】
【suiranwoaikanhuangde，danjuebushigennvpeizuohena，nanzhubuxujinlaitingdaomeiyou！biebiwoguixialaiqiuni！】
cenchuyaolenglengdikanzheshouzhongpenwuping，zaijiehezimu，yishidaozijichuanyuele。
haishinengkanjiandanmudeneizhong！
zheishizuijinbannianlaibijiaoliuxingdegeng，tajingranchenrehuchuanjinlaile？
也太有生活了吧……
【aaaaa！nanzhunibuyaojinlai！】
【kuaizou、kuaizou，kuaizoua！】
【huashuonvpeinengbunenggabayixiasichuangshang！】
“……”
cenchuyaowangshangtiletilingkoudakaidequnzi，longhaozhenzhikaishan，kuaibuzouxiangmenkou。
jirandanmushuotayeshigangjiajinlai，neimetawanquankeyichehuangshuobushuxizheili，zoucuofangjian。
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tayaojinyaguan，xiangjixuanmenbashou。
kejiuzaicishi，bujinxinzangteng，jiulianhuxidoubiandekunnanqilai，haoxiangsuishiyaosiquyiban，liananxiamenbashouzheijianxiaoshidouzuobudao。
tahaoxiangzhidaozheijushentidezhurenshizenmesidele。
保守猜测是心梗！
anzhaoxianzaiqingkuanglaikan，gujixiayiweichuanyuezheyegaipaihaole！
“吱丫！”
jiuzaicenchuyaotengdeguidibuqizhiji，fangmenmengdicongwaimiandakai。
yigeliansebiguodihaiheidenanrenzhanzaimenkou。
taxiongkoujulieqifu，huxicuzhong，sihuzaichengshouzheshenmenannaidetongku。
kanlaizheijiushidanmukouzhongdenanzhule。
“buhaoyisi，wozoucuofangjianle！”cenchuyaoanzhuxiongkou，tuchushixianxianghaodejiekou。
buzhishifoutadecuojue，tingtashuowan，nanrenliangengheile，nuhuorouyankejianshengteng。
“nizhibuzhidaonizaizuoshenme？woshuoguobuyaozaijiuchanwo！”
zheihuacenchuyaojiubuzantongle，julilizheng，“doushuolezoucuo……”
“来人！”
nanrengenbenbutingtajieshi，jiaolaiyongren，“haibudaitagunhuiqu！”
“shi……shi，dashaoye。”
yishengnuhouzhihou，cenchuyaobeijimingnvyongdabanderenjiadaobieshuwaimian。
e……haoba，doubuzhuyidonglouli，neitachuxianfanglideyitu…gujinanzhuyongdajiaozhidounengxiangdaole。
啧，什么破开局？
xiongkouzhenzhentongyirangcenchuyaoyishimihu，xinliquebuduandiguweishenmehaimeiyouyuanzhujiyizaguolai？
yibanxiaoshuobudouzaishunjianjiunengdutiaodema，zenmelundaotalezheimeman？
“pu……”cenchuyaotulekouyushui，youxiewuyu。
zhuantoukanleyanyongrenshenshangbaoguoyanshideyuyi，zaikankanmeiyourenhezhedangdeziji，gengwuyule！
kanlaiyuanzhuzaidajiaxinzhongdediweikanyoua……
jiuzheiyangyouzouleshijifenzhong，shixianlichuxianyidongbieshu，cenchuyaoyebeililuodirengjinqu。
“peng！”bieshumenguanbi。
kenengjinzhangguoduyuanyin，cenchuyaoganjuexiongkoutengtonghaoxiangjianqingxuduo，zhishengyidianqingweimentong。
“ershaofuren。”shijimingnvyongguolaidazhaohu。
cenchuyaowuzhexiongkouqishen，wushinvyonglianshangdebishiheyane，huangusizhou。
kanzheshehuadaozhizaidianshilijianguodedating，jingdetabantiandoumeiheshangzuiba。
【you，nvpeihaiyoulianhuilai？】
【genwomenxiangxiangnvzhuqiangnanren，**！】
【meiriyiwen，cenchuyaozenmehaibuxiaxian？】
【fangzidaolekeyizaijian，nvpeizhenshijiandebunengzaijianle！】
“ershaofuren，ershaoyezhengzaicantingyongwancan，qing。”
haimeiduwanmashengyipiandedanmuni，nvyongweishouweijiaodiyinzhecenchuyaozouxiangdatinglingyice。
tarenbuzhudaliangnvyong，zongjuedetaquanshendouzaizhandou，pingjingdelianxiashiyizhongshuobuchudejiangying……
【quba，quba，jingshenbingnanpeizhengfabingni，nvpeizuihaorangtanvedaizhisi，zheiyangyeshaoleyigehuohai！】
【ze……jintianjinshangchenzheigejingshenbinghetagetongshijiehun，tazui**chengweitadasao，taxinqingdangranbushuang，fabingshibiran。】
【ercenchuyaojiaqueyongshigeyidexiangmuzuochoumaqiangxingjiajijinfengzi，gangjiehunyouzaichuangshanggouyintadage，jingshenbingkebugengqile，daihuierjiyoukenengzhijiedaolenvpei！】
【bieshuo，**nvpeivsjingshenbingnanpei，liangrenzhenshitianzaodisheyidui，qingtamensuosi，buyaohuohaimenwodenannvzhu！】
【duiduidui，qingsuosi！fansijingshenbingdafanpaile，zongchanhezainannvzhuzhijian，buguotingshuotazaijubenzuihoudejiejushicanzaofenshi，wojiufangxinle。】
【haoxiangnvpeijiejuyeshifenshi，suirantazuosichengdubujijingshenbing，kesheirangtaweilejunanzhugengjinxiefeiyaojiajinanpeini，huogaitameihaojieguo！】
danmuhuadaozheilizhujianbianqian，xiaoshi。
zishimeile，cenchuyaobudandingle。
tayebuxiangxiangxinxiangdanmuyiyangmeitoumeiweidehua，kewentishitazaibuzhibujuejianzoudaocanting，kandaojingsongyimu，xiangbuxindounanle！
“nishoupenglewodejiubei，dejieshouchengfa。”
guimeibandeshengyincongzhangzhangcanzhuolingyitouchuanlai。
zhikaileyizhanbidengdehunancantingli，nanrenshenchuanbaisechenshan，yizhixiuzishangjianlexingxingdiandianxueji，youruyaoyehongmeizaishangmianzhanfang。
nanrenshenpangguizheyiweichuanchushifudezhongniannanren，tashouzhangfuzaizhuojiao，shangmianheranchazheyibaxicandao！
xuejishunzhechushishoubeiwanyanliuxia，dida、didadiliutangdaodibanshang……
cenchuyaopinmingyankoushui，lianshenmeshihouxinzangbutengdoumeizhuyidao。
tabuganzaigensuinvyongjiaobu，erqieshizhanzaijucanzhuoshibuzuoyouweizhi，zaibuganshangqianle。
“duibuqiershaoye，wocuole，zhendecuole……”
chushibuduanketou，jiusuanshoutengdeziyaliezuiyebugan**chusheng。
yipangdeshijimingnvyongquanbudouzheshenti，youdehedaoxiangjianjiao，youxiangmengdixiangdaoshenme，sisiwuzhuzuiba。
cenchuyaozheicaiyishidaodanmufade‘jingshenbing’bushichaofengcihui，ershixingrongci！
haojiahuo，ganqingtajiadeshidafanpainanpei。
还是个……精神病！
nishuorenjiachuanyuedoushixibainvpei，huoshizhiyuyinyudafanpai，zenmelundaotalejiumianduigejingshenbingle？
这应该吗？
【taihaola，shijingshenbing，nvpeimeijiula！】
【jinshangchenshiwojinjiniankanguodewenlizuixiangguzaobiantaiderenle，xianzaixiaoshuodoubuyunxuyoufazhiqingjiele，taquewanrenyanjing、qieshouzhi、huoshidaduanshoujiao，yidianrenxingdoumeiyou，teherenle！】
【buguohuashuohuilai，dafanpaizhangdehaoshuanga，gengenongyanxixueguiside，siha……siha……】
【zhangchengzheiyang，miaoyerenle！】
【jiemeier，biezheimexiangbukai，yimaguiyimaha。】
dahuangyatoumendefayancenchuyaowuxinzaikan，taxianzaipoqiexiwangzijinengchuanhuiqu。
ningkehuiquzuocongershiloudiaodishangdeyituanlanrou，yehaoguobeijingshenbingnvea！
“扑哧……”
xicandaocongxuerouzhongchouchudeshengyinlingrenmaogusongran。
cenchuyaoqinyankanjianjinshangchenyoujiangdixuedecandaoshenxiangniupai。
sanfenshuniupaimaozhexueshui，gencandaoshanghualuodechushixueyehunheyiqi，rangrenzuoouyoukongju。
“honglong！”leishengrujushoupaoxiao，yidaoshandianzhaolianghunhuangcanting。
nanrenturantaimou，yincecemuguangtoulai，chunshangfanqiyimoguiyanxiaorong。
cenchuyaorenbuzhudalegeduosuo。
sixuduanlepian，tashazaiyuandiliandaqidoubuganchuanyixia，weikongjinujingshenbing。
“da、da、da……”beiyushuilintoudezhangqunbuduandishui。
anjingkongjianli，shuididiaoluodimianshengyinyouweicier。
jingshenbinghaoxiangyebeichaodao，yangqicandao，xiaorongbiandegengjiashixue。
“niyanjingtingpiaoliangde。”
“真应该剜掉……”