高考吃外婆的饭进医院了
《高考吃外婆的饭进医院了》 小说介绍
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《高考吃外婆的饭进医院了》 高考吃外婆的饭进医院了 免费试读
gaokaodangtian，wochilewaipojidezaocan，shiwuzhongdujinleyiyuan。
womamanbuzaihu：“dabulejiumingnianzaikaobei，niwaipoyoubushiguyide。”
woxinsaiyujie，congloushangyiyueerxia。
zaicixinglai，wohuidaogaokaoqianxi。
wojieguowaipodilaidezaodian，zhuanshousongjizhunbeishengzhifayandemama。
后来，我妈疯了。
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我重生到高考前夕。
waipogangtiaowanguangchangwuhuilai：
“xiaowenna，kuaijiwaipochuichuibei，yibalaogutoule，zongshiyaosuanbeitong……”
zaigongyuanhelaotoutiaowu，congxiawu4diantiaodaowanshang9dian，nengbuyaosuanbeitengma？
我无语：
“waipo，womingtianjiuyaogaokaole，xianzaihaiyaofuxi，nizijinaxiaochuizichuiyixiaba。”
“zhangwen，nizenmeheniwaiposhuohuade，zheimeduonianshudoududaogouduziliqule！”
womazaiketingpokoudama：
“zhenshiyangleyigefeiwu！”
“aiyaaiya，nimaxiaowenganshenmeni。”
外婆装和事佬：
“xianzaixiaohaidouzheiyang，doubeiguanhuaile，buxiangwomenneigeshihou，darenshuoshenmexiaohaijiuzuoshenme，gengbukenengdingzuile——”
wolandekanzheiliangrenyanxi，zhuanshenhuilefangjian。
budaoyihuier，waipojiuduanzheqiehaodexiguatuimenzoulejinlai：
“xiaowena，mingtianjiuyaogaokaole，kebiejinzhang，laichidianxiguahuanjieyixia。”
zheigebankuaixiguafangzaibingxianglidouyigexingqile，xianzaidaoshixiangqilaiduanjiwochi。
“zheixiguadoufasuanle，nizijichiquba，huozheduanjiwomachi。”
“zheishishenmehua？womenneigeniandaixiangchixiguadouchibuzhe，xianzaiqiehaosongdaozuibiannidoubuchi？”
waipohenbugaoxing，baxiguawangshuzhuoshangyidiu：
“xianzaidexiaohaizhenshijiaoshengguanyang，zuibadiaodehen！”
huidaoketingjiuduiwomagaozhuang：
“kankanniyangdehaoerzi，dongxisongdaozuibiandoubumanyi，ai，woxiaodeshixianqiwolaotaiposhouzang……”
tingdaozheixiehua，womacengdizhanqishen，xunsuchongjinfangjian，yibajiangwodexitishubenquanbusaodaodishang，mianmukezeng：
“zhangwen，nibuhuiyiweinigaokaoquanjiasuoyourendouderangzheniba？nisuanshenmedongxi，zheimeduonian，nichulehuaqiannihainengganshenme？waipohaoxinhaoyisongdongxi，nihaidengbizishanglianle！”
tazhuaqizhuozishangdexigua，lingyizhishoujiuzhuwodeyiling，falefengyiyangwangwozuilisai：
“worangnibaijiazi，worangnitiao，nijiwochi，nibixujiwoquanbuchijinqu——”
外婆在门口看热闹：
“aiya，haizitama，jiuyidianxiaoshi，meibiyaonaochengzheiyang。”
xiguasanfazhefulansuanchoudeweidao，jiuhewojiayiyang。
woyaojinyaguan，pinlemingdeduoshan，zhishuicengdewomanbozimanyifudoushi。
kanzhewomafafengdiankuangdemoyang，wozhuaqizhuoshangdebeiziyongliwangdishangyiza：
“gunchuqu，jiwogunchuqu——”
womazheicaitingxiashou，numuyuanzheng，manliandoushifenhenhebujieqi：
“haoa，nianjidale，zhangbenshile，ganshuaidongxi！nilihai，wodaoyaokankanninengkaochushenmehuayanglai！”
fangmenbeizhongzhongshuaishang，biandilangjie。
woxinsuaneryoutongku，haotaodakuqilai。
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上一世，高考当天。
kaowanzhongwuhuilai，wobadongxisonghuijia，quxiaoquwaimianmailegewufan。
chumenzhiqian，wohaiteyihewaipodazhaohu，womeinayaochi，daihuihuilaijidejiwokaimen。
huilaiquefaxiandamenjinbi。
wodadianhuajiwaipo，jinsuodefangmenneichuanlailaonianjide**。
waiponaleyaochichumen，erqiemeiyoudailaonianji。
wozhenbumingbai，zaimingzhidaowomeidaiyaochideqingkuangxia，youshenmejishifeiyaozaiwochumenmaifandezhei20fenzhongneilikai，lianlaonianjidoubudai！
shenfenzhengzhunkaozhengzhibiquanbufangzaijiali，haiyouyigeduoxiaoshijiuyaokaishixiawudekaoshile，wozaimenkoujidechadiankuchulai。
wodadianhuajiwoma，shuomingqingkuanghou，rangwomasongyaochihuilai。
我妈却冷嘲热讽：
“nizijigaokao，buzhidaobayaochidaihao，zuoshiyidiankaoliangdoumeiyou！woxianzaizaigongzuo，kemeishijianjinisongyaochi。”
我带着哭腔：
“keshiwozhunkaozhengshenfenzhengdouzaijialiya，nabudaowoxiawujinbulekaochang！”
“jinbulejiujinbule，meinianneimeduokaosheng，niyiweizijiyouduojinguia！ququgaokao，haidequanjiarenweizhenizhuanma？”
她突然开始暴怒：
“nibachangnianzaiwaidagongbuzhejia，zhenggejiadoushiwochengqilaide，shenmeshidoude**xin，nibutiwofendanjiusuanle，haijingjiwozhaomafan！”
“niyaokaojiukao，bukaojiugun，wocailandeguanni！”
mawanwomabiangualedianhua。
zuihouhaishizhaolinjujieqian，jiaolegekaisuodeguolai，cainahuiwodezhunkaozheng，dangtianxiawucaizhengchangqukaoshi。
wanshang，wozhiwenwaipo，weishenmeyaozaiwomaifande20fenzhongchumen，haibudailaonianji。
外婆说：
“xiaowen，niyezhidaogaokaoqijianjinzhizaoyin，wozheiyitianbutiaowushihunshennanshoua，zhengqiaolaowangtoujiaowoqulingyigegongyuantiaowu，jihuinandewojiuqule。”
“tiaowutiaowutiaowu！shaotiaoyitianguangchangwugenyaosiyiyang！”
wodeqingxuchuzaibengkuibianyuan：
“wobushirangnizaijialidengwoma？wodoushuolewomeidaiyaochi，nidengwohuilaihuisima！”
“shishishi，doushiwodecuo。”
外婆苦着一张脸：
“nianqingdeshihouchiku，xiangzhelaolenengxiangdianersunfu，xianzaidaohao，chumentiaogeguangchangwuyebeishuo。”
“biedalita，baiyanlangdedongxi！”
womazoulechulai，yinyangguaiqidao：
“doushichengnianrenle，zhidaozijikaoshi，haibuzhidaodaiyaochi！erqienixiawubushikaoshangshilema？shiqingdouyijingguoqule，youshenmehaozaishuode！”
baozaolengmodema，zisixuweidewaipo。
我无言以对。
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diertian，wozaozaoqichuang，zhunbeihaoyiqie。
waipoturanxianyinqin，nazheyidaibaozidoujiang，songdaowofangjian：
“xiaowena，zuotianshiwaipobudui，jintianwaipoteyizaoqijinimailezaodian，nianxinqukaoshiba。”
wohedoujiangdediyikoujiuganjueyoudianbuduijing：
“weidaozenmeguaiguaide？buhuishihuaileba！”
外婆眼神躲闪：
“zenmekeneng？wozailouxiazaodiandianmaide，renjiadoushixianzhade！”
wojizhegangongjiaoche，meixiangtaiduo，nazhezaodianjiupaolechuqu。
zuotianshengqiyouchaojia，wanfandoumeichiliangkou，zaoshangedehuang，jiubasuoyouzaodiandoujichile。
daolekaochang，kaikaobanxiaoshibudao，jiuganjueduzitong，touyunexin，wobenxiangjianchizhekaowan，jieguoweiliyizhenfanteng，dangchangjiutulechulai，jiankaolaoshiganjinboda110，bawosongdaoleyiyuan。
jingguochouxuehuayan，yishengquedingwoshifanlejixingchangweiyanheshiwuzhongdu，kendingshichileshenmebuganjingdedongxi。
woxiangqilezaoshangchidebaozijidanhedoujiang。
keshiyiqiedouyijingwanle，wozaiyiyuanguashuizhiliao，cuoguoledangtiandekaoshi。
wanshanghuijia，wozhiwenwaipo：
“zaodianjiujingshizenmelaide！”
“kendingshimaideya，wonandaohainenghainima？”
外婆眼神躲闪。
“hao，nixianzaijiugenwoxialou，nizhichushinagezaodiandian，woyaobaojing！”
woshenshengyinshaya，yibazhuazhuwaipodeshou：
“jiushiyinweichiletamenjiabuganjingdedongxi，caidaozhiwoshiwuzhongdujinyiyuancuoguolekaoshi！”
jianshizaishimanbuzhule，waipocaituntuntutudeshuochuzhenxiang：
“aiya，jiushiwojintianzaoshangxialou，kanjianlajitonglimiandiuzhezaodian，wokandouxiangshimeichiguodeyangzi，jiujianhuilaile……sheizhidaonichangweizheimeruo，suibianchidiandongxidounengzhongdu……”
tingdaozheifanhua，wojianzhiyaoqifengle，yanleihuahuadeliu：
“wokeshinideqinwaisun，nizenmezuodechulaizheizhongsangliangxindeshiqing！nihaidewojintiancuoguolegaokao，gaokaoa！”
“chaoshenmechaoshenmeya！”
womazhanlechulai，manliandoushibunaifan：
“zhangwen，nizenmeduiniwaiposhuohua？tashinizhangbei！”
“erqielajiduilimianjiandedongxizenmele？nimawoxiaoshihouhaijianguolajiduidedongxichini，buyehaohaodezhangdale！”
“niyoushenmelianguainiwaipo？haibushiyinweinipingrililandedong，queshaoduanliandaozhishenticha，suibianchidiandongxidounengshiwuzhongdu！”
“jintianquyiyuanhaijiaoleneimeduofeiyong，wodoumeizhaonisuanzhang！”
“ma，zheikeshigaokaoa，guanhuwohoubanshengdemingyun！”
woweiyouteng，duziyouteng，yibiankuyibianhaojiao：
“nizhibuzhidaowoweilezheiyitianwozhunbeileduojiu？woririyeyedexuexi，suiranwozaibanshangpaibulediyi，danshiwohaodaishiqian5ming，laoshishuozhiyaowozhengchangfahui，kendingnengshangyibenxian。xianzaiwoliangmenkemeikao，liangedazhuandoushangbule——”
“shangbuledazhuan，neijiuqudagong。”
youlewomachengyao，waiposhuohuayeyingqileqilai：
“wozaojiutingshuole，xianzaidaxueshengchulaigongzihaiburunongmingongduo，dudaxueyoufeiqianyoufeishijian，nihaiburuxianzaijiujinchangdagong！”
woleiliumanmian，wuzheduzi，shihunluopodehuidaofangjian。
zaiduodezhengchao，yegaibianbulequekaodeshishi。
wogandaowannianjuhui，wobumingbai，weishenmewohuichushengzaizheiyangdejiatingli？
wowangzhechuangwaideludeng，kanzhebierenjiadedenghuo，neiqilerongrongdemoyang，woconglaimeiyoutiyanguo。
woyanjingyibi，congchuangtaishangtiaolexiaqu。
xianrujin，zhonglaiyishi，wokanzhedishangfalandexigua，tongkuguohoukaishilengxiao。
waipo，mama，zheiyishi，woyaorangnimenzishieguo！