玄学老祖今天直播拆人设
《玄学老祖今天直播拆人设》 小说介绍
jingcaixiaoshuo《xuanxuelaozujintianzhibochairenshe》，youwangluozuojiajiaxinbingganmaobianzhuercheng，shuzhongdaibiaorenwufenbieshisuwanwangumingcheng，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideyanqing，gushijianjie：xiaoguihunrouzheyanjingpiaochulai，kanjianzhanglaosanshunjiankule："ba！ninaogoumeiyou！wozhiwurentangdehaohaode，nifeibazhuzhiyishihecizhi.……
《玄学老祖今天直播拆人设》 第二章 裹尸布跳广场舞，直播首秀斗医闹 免费试读
"jiarenmen！zheijiushichuanshuozhongyixueqijifashengdi！"gumingchengjuzhexiangmanzuanshidezipaigan，yijiaochuaikaitingshijiandamen，"shuashigehuazijiudainimenmo......wocao！"
tajiangzaimenkou，guccilefuxieqiantangzheyibaniuqudeshoushujian。shunzhemandibingchaziwangshangkan，sanshiduogechangkaidebingjuxiangguaishoudeyachi，meigechifenglidoudalazhebanjieqinghuiguishou。ertayaozhaodexuanxuezhubo，zhengzaitingshitaiqianyongguoshibubianzhongguojie。
"zaoa。"suxiangwantouyebutai，bazuihouyiduanshibusaijinhudiejiefengxi，"laiwazufendailuoyangchanlema？"
gumingchenghaimeicongzhenhanzhonghuishen，zhibojianyijingzhale：
【gushaotongkuanzhenjinglian.jpg】
【zheibujingbidaomubijihaiciji】
【zhuboshoulidezhongguojieshibushishangzhousirenyongguode？】
turan，yizhenyinfengjuanzhebingchazipumianerlai。gumingchengbozishangdedajinlianzituranfachu"zizi"sheng，zaibaiwanguanzhongzhushixiarongchengjinshuidiluo。tadingzhedishangneitanmaozheheiyandejinshui，tuiyiruanguidebiqiuhunhaibiaozhun："shifu！zheishibushininshuodeyinqifanshi？"
suxiangwanpieleyantashenhou："bu，shinicaidaoesiguideshetoule。"
"aaaa！"gumingchengyuandibengqisanmigao，xiangzuanshoujijingzhundiaojin3haobingju。jingtouzhenghaoduizhunjunei——pangziguizhengbaozhetoulaideshoushudaoken，kanjianjingtouhaibilegeye。
弹幕瞬间沸腾：
【yixueqiji！shitizaikenaoliji？】
【qianmiande，neishishoushudao】
【zhiyouwozhuyidaopangziguidemeijiama？】
suxiangwanlinqigumingchengdehoubojing，xiangtiliuxiaomaozaisidezhuaidaoshenhou："bushiyaowazufen？xianba《wangshengzhou》chao......"huameishuowan，zhengmianqiangdebingjuturanjuliezhendong，431haojumen"peng"didankai。
xuehongdeguoshibuwufengzidong，zaikongzhongningchengmahuazhuang。gumingchengduoduosuosuomochubaoshijieyaochi："shifu，yaobuzanmenhuangechangzi......"
"wanle。"suxiangwanfanshoubazhongguojieshuaiguoqu，shibuzaibankongzhankaichengzhaohunfan，"zhengzhulaile。"
yinfengzhouqi，431haobingjulihuanhuanzuoqigemanlianxuewudenanren。tabojingchengguiyijiaoduwanqu，shoulizuanzhebanjieranxuehengfu，shangshu"wuliangyiyuanhaiwoerzi"。
弹幕突然有人刷屏：
【zheibushishangzhouyinaotiaoloudezhanglaosanma！】
【tingshuotaerzishoushushibai，feiyaoyishengchangming】
【zhubokuaipao！zheiguixiongdehen！】
zhanglaosandeguihunfachushazhimotieguobandexiaosheng："xiaoyatou，duoguanxianshishiyaofuchu......"henhuafangyibanturankaqiao——suxiangwanzhengyongtadeguoshibucajiepoutai。
"jiezheshuo。"tashunshoubashibutuanchengqiurengguoqu，"zhenghaoquegemobu。"
鬼魂："？？？"
gumingchengturanfuzhixinling，taochubeiyongshoujikaibo："laotiemen！shuangji666kanshenxiandoufa！"shuozhebajingtouduizhunzijishabaidelian："xianzaixiadanyikelazuanshisonghushenfua！"
【gushaozheishihouhaidaihuo？】
【yaoqianbuyaomingdiyiren】
【已截图做遗照】
zhanglaosanchedinule。zhengjiantingshijianwenduzhoujiang，bingjubiaomianjiechushuanghua。tahuiwuzhehengfupulai，xuezituranlibufeichu，huazuowushu"changming"zaxiangsuxiangwan。
"xiaoxin！"gumingchengchaoqimiehuoqiluanpen，jieguobazijihulemanlianganfen。jingtoulidunshibaimangmangyipian，zhinengtingjiansuxiangwanqinglengdeshengyin："qiankunjiefa，po！"
jinguangzhaliedeshunjian，shiwanguanzhongtongshikandaoyongshengnanwangdehuamian——shaonvyaopozhijianzaixukonghuafu，xuezhuningchengfenghuangwenlu。neixiexuezizhuangshangjinmang，jingbiancheng"haorenyishengpingan"danlehuiqu。
zhanglaosanbeizijifachudezhufuhulemanlian，guilianmengbideyangzishunjianbeizuochengbiaoqingbao：
【shanghaixingbuda，wuruxingjiqiang】
【《guanyuliguibeizijichaoduzheijianshi》】
【建议申遗】
suxiangwancaizhe《zuixuanminzufeng》dejiepaibijin，guoshibuzaishenhoulieliezuoxiang："nierzigenbenmeisi。"
"fangpi！woqinyankanjian......"
"kanjianyishengxuanbunaosiwang？"taturanxiankai5haobingju，zhuaichugedakeshuidexiaoguihun，"neitazenmejieshi？"
xiaoguihunrouzheyanjingpiaochulai，kanjianzhanglaosanshunjiankule："ba！ninaogoumeiyou！wozhiwurentangdehaohaode，nifeibazhuzhiyishihecizhi......"
弹幕炸成烟花：
【fanzhuanlaidecubujifang】
《guanyuwozaixuanxuezhibojiankanjiatinglunlijuzheijianshi》
【fuzixiangrenchangmianguoyuyinjian】
zhanglaosandeguihunkaishilouqisidesuoshui，zuihoubianchenggegouloulaotou："era，bacuole......"
"cuogepi！"xiaoguihunturanbaoqi，"nizhibuzhidaoxianzaijiwozuokangfuzhiliaodeshishouyi？！shangzhoutamenhaijiwokaimaoguantou！"
gumingchengmeibiezhu"puchi"xiaochusheng，jieguobeiganfenqiangdezhikesou。suxiangwanlinqixiaoguihunsaihuibingju："yinshouweijinjiulaoshidaizhe，zainaotengrangnibajinishaowuniangaokaosannianmoni。"
zhuantoukanxiangkuaisuochengqiudezhanglaosan："nishizijijinqu，haishiwobangni？"
turan，gumingchengdezhibojianshanguoyidaojinguang。xitongtishi：【yonghu"xuanhujishi"kaitongdiwangtao】
"zhubo！woshishiyiyuanyuanzhang！"lianmaishenqingfengkuangshanshuo，"zhiyaoninjiejuezheigeyinaogui，womenyuanyichuershiwan......bu，wushiwan！"
suxiangwanhaimeikaikou，gumingchengturanpudaojingtouqian："chengjiao！dandeyongjintiaozhifu！"shuozhecongaimashibaolitaochudianzicheng："zhichixianchangyanjin！"
弹幕笑疯：
【gushao：zhuanqianwoshirenzhende】
【《lunfuerdairuhelunweicaiwuzongjian》】
【yuanzhang：niqinggao！ninawodangyuanzhong！】
zuizhong，zhanglaosandeguihunbeisaijin431haobingjudangzhenzhaijixiangwu。suxiangwanjieguoyuanzhangsonglaideheikashi，turanhuanglehuangshenzi——zheijushentiyijingdaojixianle。
"shifu！"gumingchengganjinchanfu，jieguobeifanshouanzaijiepoutaishang。suxiangwandingzhetayilingxiadeyuguanyin，tongkongfanqijinguang："jinwanzishi，daishangnijiazufendetulaijianwo。"
"dengdeng！ninzenmezhidao......"
"nibozishangkaiguoguangdepoyushuode。"taxianqidishuaikaishou，"zaidaixiaqu，guanyinniangniangdouyaozhangzhenyanle。"
turan，menwaichuanlaijicujiaobusheng。yangmujianlidesangyinchuantoumenban："xiaojianren！jingganzhuangsipianqian！"bansui"kuangdang"juxiang，tiemenbeichuaikai，sangewenshenzhuanghanlinzhetiegunchuangjinlai。
zhibojianguanzhongjitidaoxilengqi：
【xianshibiguipianherenxilie】
【zhubogangdawanguiyouyaodaren？】
【maidinglishou！woduzhuboying！】
suxiangwanmantiaosilidijuanqiranxuedeguoshibu，chunjiaogouqilengxiao："laidezhenghao。"taturanzhuantoukanxiangjingtou："jinrijiabotebiejiemu——shousirenzha。"
huayingangluo，lingtoudeaqiangturanjiaoxiayihua。zhongrenyanzhengzhengkanzhetacaizhongjinshuininggude"gushaopaihuangjinjiansudai"，zaibingmianshangbiaoyanlegebiaozhundetuomasiquanxuan，zuihounaodaijingzhunkajinpangziguidebingju。
pangziguikanzhesongdaozuibiandenaodai，luchucixiangweixiao："xiongdi，naocandezhia。"
【yonghu"fayiqinming"songchuhuojian×10】
【yonghu"niudundeguancaiban"guanzhulezhubo】
【yonghu"difuzhuyangjianban"shenqinglianmai×99】
dangjingdishengxiangcheyiyuanshi，suxiangwanzhengdunzaitingshijianmenkoukenyuanzhangsongdeheniubiandang。gumingchengbaozhezuchuanluopancouguolai："shifu，wojiazufen......"
"wachushuangguanshazhiqian，xianbanikudangcaganjing。"taxianqidinuokaibanbu，"niaokuzile。"
danmuturanpiaoguoxuehongziti：【yonghu"xuanniao07"jinruzhibojian】
suxiangwanmengditaitou，kanjianliangjunyongjipuxiaoshizaijiejiao。houshijingzheshedelengguangli，yinyueyoushuanghetajiweixiangsideyanjing。
（本章完）
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**本章爆点**
1.**fanzhuandalian**：yinaoguibianhuducifu
2.**tuhaosaocaozuo**：gushaobingjudaihuomingchangmian
3.**fubianmai**：junyongjipuanshishengfudengchang
4.**gaonengshouwei**：shuangguanshajukaiqizhuxian
**弹幕梗汇总**
-阴间父子情感大戏
-顾少牌黄金减速带
-guoshibudeyibaizhongyongfa
-dangdaixuanxuezhubodekpishiwulichaodu