下乡名额换你全家底裤很公平
《下乡名额换你全家底裤很公平》 小说介绍
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《下乡名额换你全家底裤很公平》 第5章 免费试读
yucitongshi，zhujianjunyeshiyueguoleqinmadiyishijianchongxiangaidenvren：
“shuyi，nimeishiba？”
“jianjunge，womeishide。”qinshuyiwenwenrouroudihuida，“nikuairangzhuohuabiedale，kuaijiuganma。”
youleqinshuyidehua，zhujianjuncaizhuantouduizhuzhuohuanuhe：
“nizheisiyatou，jilaozizhushou！zhendeshiyuelaiyuexiaozhangle！”
shuozhetachongshanglaixiangyaodatayibazhang，danhuibazhangdeshoubeibeilaolaozhuazhu，yiniezhijiebashoubeiningzhe。
ranhou，quanjiajiuzheimekanzhezhuzhuohuacongyaojianbeihoutaochulecaidao！！！
zaicizhiqiancongmeiyigerenzhuyidaotahaixiedaizheimeweixiandedongxi。
“nizenmekeyixiongnideqinmeimei？！”zhuzhuohuaxunwenhouwaitouyixiao，youdao，“shibushixiangsi？”
zhujianjunhedeshunjiantuiruan：“zhu……zhu……zhuzhuohua，nifashenmefeng，kuaibacaidaofangxia！”
“jianjunbiereta，tazhenfengchengjingshenbingle，yi**tatashenmedougandechula！”
beidadexianzaidouzhibuqiyaodezhuyoulianglianmangtixing。
zhujianjunjingya，yuguangkanxiangfuqinxunwen：“bushishuosongqujingshenbingyuanjiaoxunjitian，zenmejiuzhenchengjingshenbingle？”
“wozenmezhidaozhaojianhuazenmebanshide！”zhuyouliangfanbo。
zhuzhuohuasaoshiqitaliangren，jiantamensihuyebujingya，ganqingjiushizheisirendouzhidao，qinshuyizheiwairenyejiusuanle，yuanzhudejiarenhaizhenmeibatadangrenkana！
yushizhuzhuohuaqide1v4henchenggongnalailingwailianggeqinrende“zhenxin”。
zhikexiqinrenshoucijifengao，zhihouyeshi+1+1。
erqieqinshuyisuiranshanglejialidehukou，sihugenxiaoshoujingluanmeixueyuanguanxijiuwufabangzhutigongjifen。
着实还是有些惋惜。
“aiya，wozheiyoushizuoleshenmeya！yingyingying……woqinaidemamahegege，nimenmeishiba？”
zhuzhuohuahuifuzhengchangzaiciyilianqianjiu。
zhengchangrensheibuhaipajingshenbing？
haishisuishitaochucaidaodejingshenbing。
yijiarendousesefadou，shengpashaoweimeizhuyijiuredaozhuzhuohuayoufanbingfafeng。
“ma，ge，haiyouwoyifuyimudehaomeimei，wozhendekongzhibulewoziji，nimenhuiyuanliangwoba？”zhuzhuohuakujijidixundao。
zhuyouliangshengpazhuzhuohuazaibei**xiacijiubushiyongquantouershicaidaole。
到时候全家团灭！
tajimangtixing：“ganjinpeiheta，buranshenjingbingyouyaofafengle！”
tingdaotixing，dajiazhinengpeihe。
zhuzhuohuahenshimanyi，xiaodeshifenkaixin：“zanmenzhenshiwenxindeyijia，wokezhenxingfuya！”
shuozhe，tashixianzhijiesuodingqinshuyi。
tongyishijian，yuanbentanshengpasideliangsongbaonanrendouyingyongqilai，qiqidangzaiqinshuyimianqian。
qinshuyiyehedelianseyibai，duozailiangnanrenhoumiandanganchun。
“shuyimeimei，duoshani？nishuoshibushi？”
qinshuyinaozikongbai，lianmangshunconghuida：
“是……是是……”
zhuzhuohuaxiaodegengcanlanle：“aiya，qiaowozheinaodai，ganggangbushidayinglebaquzhiqingbanbanlixiaxiangma，yifanbingchadianwangjile。”
众人：……
“ba，woxianzaijiuqu！”zhuzhuohuadao，“zhiyaonengrangnikaixin，wozuoshadouyuanyi！banigaoxingma？”
zhuyouliangganggangyijingjingliguozheileixunwenle，huidadetebiexunsu：“gaoxing！wohengaoxing！”
zhuzhuohuaqianqianyixia：“gaoxingjiuhao，wozheimexiaoshun，zhunnengrangniruyuan！”
shuozhe，tabacaidaowangkuziyaodaiweizhiyisai，dayaodabaidichuqule，danshize，yichumenjiushoujinkongjianle。
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haoyihuier，waimianmeidongjingle，yejingcaifeikuaiqusuomen。
“ba，zhuzhuohuazheifenglehaoheren，xianzaigaizenmeban？”zhujianjunyehedetuiruan，diyishijiantichuwenti。
zhuyouliangshibeidadezuicande，yaotengdezhijieshuaidaoledishang，haihaoyejingdiyishijianquchanfuta。
“xiankankantashibushizhendequbaomingxiaxiangle，yaoshibaominglezanmenjiurenren。
erqieyidingyaomanzhetachenglejingshenbingdeshiqing，buranhuibeizhiqingbantuihui！
dengtalikaihouwomenjiuguanbuzhule，shuyidemafanhegongzuoyedoujiejuele。”
一家人齐齐赞同。
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buduoshi，zhiqingbanzhurenbangongshi。
cishi，shenweizhiqingbanzhurendetaozhurenkanzhebangongzhuomianqianduizhetaxiaodehenguiyideshaonvhunshenmaogusongran。
taqiangxingchuangjinbangongshihou，limajiuzaizhuozishangyoubianyikunqianbuxiayuyiqiandexianjin，zuobianyibazengguangwaliangdecaidao，zhongjianhaipadeyishengfangleyizhangjingshenbingzhenduanshu。
kandetayilengyouyileng！！！
“tongzhi，youshenmehuazanmenhaohaoshuo，nixianbazhei……zheiliangyang……sanyangdoufangqilai，beirenkandaoleyingxiangbuhao。”taozhurenjinzhangdidao。
tashengpahedaozhuzhuohua，shengyinshenzhiyouxiejia。
“shibushibuxiangxiaxiang？nijiaoshenmemingzi？wogennishuoniyouzheigezhenduanshuzuozhengming，woxianzaijiukeyiquxiaonixiaxiangdeminge。”
“嗝～～～”
zhuzhuohuaganggangchidetaichengle，henhendidaleyigege。
shufuhou，taroulerouduzikaikou：“zhuren，wogennishuoha！shiqingshizheiyangde……”
zhuzhuohuadaizheyizhonggenpengyouququbierendekouwenkaikou。
taozhurengengjiawenroule，ciaideyouxiebiaoqingjiangying：“eieiei，nishuonishuo，shutingzheni！”
“wobenlaibuyongxiaxiangde，danshiwoneiheixingandeqinbaqingehaiyouweihunfudouxihuanyigenvren。”
“suirannimenjialuandehen，danzheiliangzhegennixiaxiangyouguanxima？”taozhurenlingluan。
“nimanmantingwoshuoma，tamen‘neiyangneiyang’……ranhou‘zheiyangzheiyang’……‘rucizheiban，rucizheiban’……fanzhengshibizhewobixudaitineinvrenxiaxiang！”
**degushirangtaozhurenzheizhongjiujingguatiandelaoshoudoutingdeyilengyilengde，chadianjiuwanghusuoyidilaiyiju：
真TM精彩！
danfanyingguolai，talianmangzhanzaizhuzhuohuazheibianhongzheta：
“qiyoucili！xiaoguniang，nifangxin，zheigeshiqingzhurenwoyidingjinitaohuigongdao！baozhunrangneinvrenxiaxiangqudaozuijiankudedifangjinichuqi！”
zhuzhuohualianmangbaishou：“zhurennizheijiubuduile！neinvdecuojiucuozaitameilitaida，qifuwodezuikuihuoshoubushineisangegounanren？！”
主任：？？？
“shima？shucaicuole？nibushixiangduifuneinvdea？
kenifuqinhegegedouyougongzuo，xiabulexiang，woyezhiyouquanlirangneinvrenxiaxianga？”
shangshanxiaxiangsuiranshihaozhaoguangdaqingnianxiaxiangjianshe，danshizezuikaishizhiyaoshizaichenglimeiyougongzuodedoudebeisongxiaxiang。
tabuquedingzhuzhuohuadaodixiangyaoganshenme，shengpashuochudeguandiangenduifangbuyizhi**daozheijingshenbing，yushizhijiebawentibaichulai。
zhuzhuohuaxiaorongcanlan，kanqilaihaosidanchunyouwuhai：
“zheijiandan，tamenhuimeigongzuode。”
“yaoshizheiyangneiyebushibukeyi……”taozhurendao。
zhuzhuohuadao：“suoyiwoxiangrangwotangge、tangjiehaiyoujigexingyundetongxueyeyiqixiaxiangpeiwo。”
taozhurennaoziyoulingluanle：“gunainai，womenganggangbushizaitanneisangenanren？zenmeyouchuxianneimeduoren？”
“tamenbangneinvdeshuohua，ququwo，wobugaoxing！”zhuzhuohuayifuxiaohaizinaopiqideyisi。
danqiantishitamianqianmeiyoudao。
“suoyinitongyiqiannaqu！butongyiwokejiuyaodongcaidaole，fanzhengwoshijingshenbingwosheiyebupa。”
zhuzhuohuazuihoubuchongleyiju。
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