玄学崽崽五岁半：直播吃瓜全网宠
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………………
bangexiaoshihou，suisuishunlilaidaomudedi，tacongmatongchuaizishangbengdaxialai，shunshijiangqishouhuiqiankundai；
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“阿丘……”
“aqiu……aqiu……”
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好！
粗发！！！
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咦？
不对不对？
“youzhuma？youzhuma？”
suisuiruannuodeshengyinzaishandongneihuidangzhe：
“有蛛吗～”
“蛛吗～”
“吗～”
“～”
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咩？
孩子？
benbaobaoshiwangjishalema？
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ai，guaibudedashibozongshuotongdaozhongren，yulonghunza……
“womeiyoumama，niyaobuyaogenwozouya？”