驯养疯批手册：病娇他会自我攻略
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shengzhaojuedetadaodishinianjixiao，budongdecikesuiyizuochudejuedingjiujingjiazhijihe，neishichengbeideliyisunshi。
sihushichajuedaotadechiyi，shenyanzaicikaikou：“woxuanzehaole。”
jiantayiyiyijue，shengzhaomeizaishuoshenme，zunzhongletadexiangfa。
zheishijiandeshiqing，duodeshi“wozhipishuang，bizhimitang”，takanbushangdejiaoqubieshu，yexuduiyushenyanlaishuo，jiushigebubeirendaraodeqingjingdifang。
shengzhaobuzaiyouyu，naqibiqianshangzijidemingzi，zuihouyibiluocheng，tadeshoujifengkuangxiangdongqilai，shiyiyuandejinjilaidian：“shishengzhaoma？ninanpengyoubaijiwenfashenglechehuo，zhengzaiqiangjiu……”
shengzhaodouranzhanqishen，“chehuo？”
qianshumingzideshenyannongmiwuheidejiemaolianzhe，zhegaizhuyandisuoyoudeshenqingbianhua，pingjingrutongyitansishui。
guaduandianhua，shengzhaocongcongjiaodailelvshidaishenyanchulihouxushiyihou，biandiyishijianqucheqianwangyiyuan。
qianwanzideshenyanzhanzailuodichuangqian，kanzheshengzhaolikaidebeiying，baiduanleshouzhongdeqianzibi。
lvshikanzhehuranzhijianzhenggerenchenyuxialai，zhoushenrutonglongzhaocengcenghanqideshaonian，fangfogengangcaineigeguaiqiaoroushuntingda**huadedidi，shijieranxiangfandelianggejiduan。
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省医院。
shengzhaocongconggandaoyiyuanshi，baijiwenhaizaiqiangjiushimeichulai。
tamangzhuazhuhushideyixiu：“baijiwen，woshibaijiwendenvpengyou，tazenmeyangle？”
hushi：“huanzhehaizaishoushu，nixiangenwoqujiaofei。”
shengzhaocongbaolinachuyizhangyinxingka：“meiyoumima，jitayongzuihaoyao，duoshaoqianbushiwenti。”
tayaoliuzaizheilidengdaishoushujieguo，bukenlikai。
hushijianzhuangmeizaishuoshenme，shoulekaqujinxingjiaofei，huilaishibajiaofeiqingdanhekayiqihaijita，rangtachayan。
shengzhaobuguanxinzheixie，suishoubianjiangdongxisaijinlebaoli，zaishoushujieshuhou，mangbudiedepaoshangqianchakanbaijiwendeqingkuang。
baijiwenlianshangshenshangdoubaoguozheshabu，haizaihunmizhong。
zhuzhiyisheng：“bingrengebo，shouwan，tuijiaoduochuguzhe，mianbusunshang，meiyoushengmingweixian。”
shengzhaosongleyikouqi，weilerangbaijiwenshushiyixie，tashengjilejianvipbingfang，yizhishouzaibingchuangbiandengdaitaxinglai。
bangwanshifen，zhongxiatianbiandehuoshaoyunreliederanshaozhe，jiangzhengpiantiankongdouranhong。
baijiwenxinglaishi，zaichuangwaicanlandeyuhuizhong，kandaolezuozaichuangbiandeshengzhao，tapiaoliangdemouzilixiemandanyou。
zaitamenzheixieerdaidechengzhangshizhong，zhenxinshizuishechidedongxi，baijiwenyiweizijizheibeizidounanqiudao，danzheiyike，tajuede，zijihaoxiangshixingyundeneiyige。
yexu，tajimeiyiqiudeyijingzhaodaole。
“让……”
“rangnidanxinle”jigezihaimeiyouchukou，baijiwenbianchajuezijideshengxianganhefajin。
shengzhaodaoleyibeishui，chalexiguandidaotachunbian，rangtayidiandianxizhehe，“yishengshuonixianzaihaibunenghetaiduoshui，runrunsangzijiuhao。”
ganhedeyaomaoyandesangzidedaojinrun，baijiwenzheicaijuedezijidedaolejiushu，takaikoudediyijuhuajiushi：“yourenzaiwodecheshangdongleshoujiao。”
zheiyangdeshoubixiangshitamenbaijiazishendezhengdou。
kebaijiwenquekendingdegaosushengzhao：“chezikaiqujienideyiludoumeiyouwenti。”
shengzhaoyanpiyitiao，mengrantaiqitoukanxiangta。
baijiwenweizijidehuafuze，“jingchahaishiyijingzaijianchacheliang，fanshizuoguodeshiqing，douhuiliuxiahenji，duifangxianzaizishouhainengzhengqukuandachuli。”
shengzhaocongtadehuazhongtingchuxieyisi，“nixinzhongyijingyoulehuaiyiderenxuan？”
meizhengjudehua，baijiwenbuhuiluanshuo，dantaxinzhongdequeyougediyirenxuan——shenyan。
shengzhaogenbaijiwensimuxiangdui，meirenheyuanyoude，tajiucaidaolebaijiwenzaihuaiyishei。
huaiyiyidanchansheng，zuimingjiuyijingchengli，shengzhaoxiangdaojinzaogenshenyanzhijiandeduihua，takouzhongneiju“huaileshoujiaodewumaogou”，rangtabuyoudeduoxiang……
“nishugouma？”shengzhaowenbaijiwen。
白霁文：“属羊。”
shengzhaoningmou，neiwumaogouzhideshi……
shengzhaoyouxiexinfanyiluandenaolenaoejiao，“wochuqudagedianhua。”
baijiwendiantou：“hao。”
shengzhaodianhuadadaoshenyanshoujishang，xianglesanmiaobeijieting。
shengzhaokaimenjianshan：“niyoumeiyouduibaijiwendechezidongshoujiao？”
手机那端沉默。
还是沉默。
shengzhaokanleyanhaizaitonghuazhongdeshouji。
tameiganguaduan，queyijuhuabushuo。
zheiyangdetaidurenuleshengzhao，“shenyan！wozaiwennihua。”
shenyanwozheshoujideshoushoujinliangfen，“shiminglingma？”
命令他回答。
shengzhaodunledun，youzhongzaicikechengrenzheishimingling，jiuxiangshizaichengrenshenyanshitadegoudehuangdangan。
shenyanmeiyourenheqifudeshengyintouguodianbozaicichuanlai，“shiminglingma？da**。”
shengzhaodefanzaogangengshen：“nibeidashangyinleshibushi？”
huatuchukou，shengzhaoyouxiehouhui，bijingdongshoudarendeshita，xianzaizheiyangwen，duoshaoyouxieshouhaizheyouzuilundexianyi。
shengzhao：“woshouhuigangcaidehua，wo……”
沈厌：“嗯。”
hurandeyiju，buzhidaojiujingshijiedenayiju。
盛昭：“……”
“zheiqishigujingchayijingjinrudiaocha。”
shenyan：“chabuchulaide。”
shengzhaonaohuo：“suoyizhenshinigande！”
shenyanhudeyoubushuohuale。
shengzhaojuedezijiyoubiyaogenzheigehunxiaozishangyijiefazhijiaoyuke，“shinizijigunguolai，haishiwoquzhuani？”
shenyandandan：“wobuxiangkanjianneitiaowumaogou。”
无毛狗……
果然！
shengzhaobeitaqixiaole，jinhuyaoyadeconghoulonglijichutademingzi：“shen、yan！”
shenyan：“wozaijialidengni。”
chengjieshibeiguanbile，shenyanjiuguizaileketing，rangtayidaojiajiunengkandao。
shengzhaohaimeitajinbingfang，jiujiedaoleyongrendelaidian，zhidaoleshenyanyijingguizaijialidengtahuiqudeshiqing。
shengzhaoshenxiyikouqi，dizhouyisheng：“**dongxi。”
baijiwenjiantahuilaihouliansezheiyangnankan，dazhicaidaoshigenshenyanliaodejieguoburuyi：“shitama？”
shengzhaominleminchun，buzhidaoshichuyushenmexiangfa，tabingmeiyouzhimianhuidazheigewenti，ershishuo：“jiranzheijianshiqingfashengzaishengjiadebieshu，zuoweizhuren……”
“zhuren”lianggepingpingwuqideziyanertuchukou，shengzhaoquemeilaiyouchadianyaodaozijideshetou，taxianzaizhenshiyaodui“gou”、“zhuren”zheixieziyanyingjile。
lianlelianxinshen，shengzhaozheicaijixukaikou：“woyidinghuijiniyigeshuofa。”
盛家别墅。
shengzhaoqianjiaotajinketing，houjiaojiukandaobitingguizaineilideshenyan，shenxingrusong。