《咸鱼拿百万巨款后,摆烂了!》 小说介绍
zuozhe“zhuzhuxianiannianshibasui”jingxinbianxiewanchengdeyanqinggushi,《xianyunabaiwanjukuanhou,bailanle!》shizheibenshudemingzi,zheibuxinzuopinzuijinhuobaoshangxianle,gushiqingjieshengdongganren,zhurengong:shenxuanshenzhang,liangrenzhijiandeqingganjiugefeichangjingcai,xiaoshuojianjie:fankaishouyeshuoda“wenquanbieyuansunhuipeichangyugu:huangjinshiwanliang”——qinchalianshunjianbaile。ciri,wenquanjiefengbushuo,haiduolekuai“huangjia**quanyan”yucipaibian……
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1zuotianwohaishiyueyinwuliangdejiaqianjinjiangruanruan,jintianjiubeigekuaiyanqidelaohouyeduzaichaifang,
saileyitanengzasirendeyinpiao。“guaisunnv,nidejiazhuang…keke…ershiwanliang…”laotouershuowanjiubiyanle。
woniezheyinpiao,kanzhechongjinlairenqindezhen·houfudaduirenma,weiyideniantoushi:wanle,
wodexianyutangpingshengyayaozhongjiele。yangmuzhaoshiyibabitiyibalei:“ruanruana,niangjiuzhidaonibushichizhongwu!
”shouquejingzhundimoxiangyinpiaobianyuan。wotiaojianfanshedibayinpiaowujinhuaili——zheidongzuoshisinianlianchulaide。
yiqianshiwubangeroubaozi,xianzaishiwuzheershiwanliang。“neige…”woruoruojushou,“qianguiwo,
shenfennengguijiangrongrongma?wotingshiyingdangtishende。”mantangsumudehoufujiadingchadianjitiweijiao。
houfuguanjiakanwodeyanshenxiangkangeshazi:“da**,zhenqianjinnindangdingle!citangjizudengzheni!”jizu?
woyanqianyihei。xiangdangnianzaijiangfutijiangrongrongguicitangchao《nvjie》derizi…“buxing!”wobaozhezhuzicanjiao,
“dangzhumuyaolijiaguanzhanghaiyaogaoshejiaoa!wozhihuishuqian!exianzaihaihuishuhenduoqianle!”2yushiwotaole。
juanzhejueyinpiao,shumenshululiuhuilejiangfugoudong,chenggonggunjinlejiaqianjinjiangrongrongguifang。
zhenqianjinjiangrongrongzhengkenzhejitui,beiwohuleyilianyinpiao。“jie!”wobaozhutadatui,
“nijixudangzhenqianjinchengma?wobaoyuejinifugongzi!yueyin…yiwanliangzenmeyang?guanchiguanzhu!
huoerhaishi**!”jiangrongrongdejituijingdiaole。“jiangruanruan!”yangmuzhaoshijianjiaopomenerru,
“houfulaijienile!nijuranhaigan…aiyou!”tabeimenjianbanlegeshidashidegoukenni。wodunzaitamianqian,
zhenchengdiguoyizhangbailiangyinpiao:“niang,maigebupinyayajing?zanmenjiudangmeirenqinzheishier?”zhaoshikanzheyinpiao,
lianniuqurudiaosepan。zhongpuqiuxiangturanpudaobaozhuzhaoshidatui:“furen!er**shoulehoufujinghe,
ninkuaiqingdafuya!”zhaoshizhengzhanuma:“siyatoufangkai!”womiaodong,
taoyinpiaojingzhunsaijinqiuxiangyiling:“xinkufei!”qiuxiangzhongqishizudahan:“furenshuoer**kelian!
taqinziqujianyao!”tuiqiandegengsi。zhaoshilianqilvle。3jieguozhenqianjinjiangrongrongyouyoukaikou:“niang,
ruanruanneifen‘xiaojingyin’meiyuekeyouyiwanliangni。”tajianqidishangyinpiaocalecajituiyou。
zhaoshituranbuzhengzhale,yanshenfazhi。yiwanliang!bimaishicinverdouduo!womengdiantou:“xianjie!butuoqian!
”jiangrongrongguifangzhuanyanchenglewodehaohuadanjian。zhaoshidingzhe“guanxinyangnv”deciaimianjuzuowoduimian。
“ruanruana,”tazhijiakouzhezhuomian,“houfuxiawusongyanxiqingjianle,dianmingyaonicanjiani。”yaoming!
wolikejiama:“chuchangfeiliangqian!lulianjiasanqian!quanchengbaochiwenwanzaijiawuqian!”zhaoshiyanmaojinqianfuhao。
jieguoyanxishang,mouqianjindangzhongchaofeng:“yo,yejifeishangzhitouyegaibuleqiongsuanweini?”zhouweianjingruji。
neiguniangshilibushilangnver,hejiangrongrongyousuyuan。wozhangzuijiulai:“zheiweijiejietouyouguangdenengchaosanpancaile,
shengxiadezhifenqiangoumaiwojiayikuaijinzhuanma?yaobuwojienidianmomo?”taojinzhuandangzhenzhidedongzuoxingyunliushui。
binke:“???”houfulaofuren:“…shoujingbucuo。”4shenye,
houfuzhongpufanchuangdijiwogexiaoxiazi:“laohouyejide。
”limianshizhangjiudituhefengxin:“jiangjiafeiruqinfumu,xunrushengmuyucichu…”wodiaozheroufulengzhu。
tishendangshangyinledouwanglezijiyuanbenxingshale!dan…shengmu?yichan?
haomafan…yaobujiaqianrangzhaoshizairengeguinv?liuhuijiangfuzhaoxiansuoshi,zhuangjianjiangrongrongzaiyuexiamaidongxi。
tayouyoudao:“zhaoshijiannidangtizuiyangbale。woxiaoshihoutiruoduobing,
yaoyongtongniantongyuenvhaidangzai…nishenshangneixie‘buxiaoxin’detangshangbianhen…”ershiwanliangyinpiaoturanyoudiantangshou。
womomochouchusanzhangqianliang:“jingshensunshifei?”“ruanruan!niangdexingan!”zhaoshituranpushanglai,
“yanxishangnishenshenkanshangnineiduiyuzhuo…”wohoutuisanbuliangchujinsuanpan:“zhuozibumai。
danninbangwodanghuisuoyouyaoyue,meitianbutiesanbailiang!zhaidouyanxilingwaijichou!anyuejiesuan!
”zhaoshiyanjingliangrutanzhaodeng:“chengjiao!”houfutiejinqingjianzaitashouzhongshunjianhuaweijifen。5sanrihou,
zhaoshiniangjialainao:“rongrongcaishizhengjingda**!gaitajiajinshangshufu!
”wowaizairuantashujinguazi:“biaoyishangcishuozhierdangdianli?wojuansanwanliangjitamaigexianlinggoubu?
”biaoyidangchangdaoge:“ruanruanjiushitianxianxiafan!”shuang!youqianzarendeganjuezhenshangtou!
youjianlibushilangqianjintiaoxin,dairenweiduwomaishoushidepuzi。wozhijieduizhangjuyangxiaba:“zheipuziduoshao?
maile。”dengguanjiabaozhediqifangqichonghuilai,wozuozaizhubaoduilichaoshayandeqianjinweixiao:“xianzai,
nishikerenwoshizhu——baoanqingzheiweikeguanqumenkoudengba?”zhangjulikeqingchang。dalian?bu,zhijiehuanzhuchang!
jiangrongrongmomodiwokuailvdougao:“shangshufutuihunle。”woshunzui:“jinijiashiwanliangdangjiazhuang?
”taturangengyan:“zhaoshiyaomaileqiuxiangjitazhizitianfang…”pa!
wopaixiadieyinpiaozaizhaoshimianqian:“renwomaile!wuwanliang!zaijiashiwan,wanghoujiangfuhouyuanwohuashi!
”chaonengli,qidong!6zhengniezhemaishenqidouqiuxiangwanni,menkouturanyipianhuangluan。shengzhidao!
laotaijianxiaomimi:“jiangshiruanruan,xianjinzhenzaiyougong,tefengyongningxianzhu!”wo:“???
”niutoukanhoufuguanjiajimeinongyan——haojiahuo!nimingjuankuanzhijiebeilaodongjiashimingle?gandepiaoliang!
shengzhijuanzhoulidiaochugexiaojinzhang:pingcizhangkezaihuangjiaqianzhuangsuiyiquyongyingli?tangpingmengxiangchaojijiabei!
zhaoshijiyuxianzhufenghaoxianggaoshi。wolianyefanqiangguashanghoufudamen:“kaitiaojian!yi,bieguanwo!er,qianguangou!
”laofurenbeiwoguaqiangdezishizhenhan:“…xing。”woshunganpa:“nei…nengguhoufujiwodangkaoshanbu?
yueqianhaoshangliang!”manfubiexiaobiechuneishang。laofurenfue:“guajinyaopai!bieshuailexianzhu!
”zhengzaiqianzhuangqingdianjinniantangzhuandelixi,yanqianturantouxiayipianyinying。
taitouzhuangjinshuangdaixiaoyandenianqingguigongzi:“guniang,nidangzhewoquyinzile。
”yaojianyupeiheranhewoshengmuditushangdehuijiyizhi!shengmu?xiongdi?haishi…zhaizhu?
wowujinqiandaijingtihoutui。tayizhiwoshoulishanxiayandejinsuanpan:“lingwai,bixingshen,
telaiyingpinzhangfang——tingshuo,guifurijiegongqian?”7zhaoshizuosixiangtouyujiangshenfentumou“qinjiaguanxi”,
beishenzhangfangfanshoukengjindangpuqianxiamaishenqi(linshiban)。qiuxiangjuzheqishuchongjinlai:“**kuaikan!
furenzaidangpujirenduancharencuoni!”woxingfentaochujinguazidashang:“dashang!bu,jidangpujiatouzi!
jiwoyanzhangzhaoshi‘zhiyetiyantaocan’!”shenzhangfangbozhesuanpanqianxiao:“xufeiyiniantaocan?bazhe。
”chaonengli,shuangfantian!zuizhongwohaishimeirenzuguizong。dangchaoweiyijinsuanpanxianzhu,zhuzhehuangdishangdewenquanzhuangzi,
guzhehoufudangbaobiao,yangzhejiangfuquanfujiwoyanxijiemen,
haiyoushenmizhangfangxianshengshenmourentiwoguanzhexiajindandeqianzhuang。zhiyuzhenganjinjiangrongrong?e,
tazhengnawozanzhudeshiwanliangkaijiulou。zhaoshi?mangzhezaigedayanxichuixu“wonvernaiyongningxianzhu”。
chenguangzhongwotankaizhangben,shenmourenyanmoqingxiao:“**,xinruzhangershiwan,kaolvxia…shenggezhangfangdangfujun?
gongqiannikanzheshang。”mochuyinpiaohaopaizhuo:“xianshiyongsangeyue!”shenmourenkanzhewopaizhuoshangde“shiyongfei”,
jinsiyanjinghoudexiaoyijiashen:“zunming,xianzhu。”tajianqiyinpiaodedongzuoyouyadexiangzaishouminghua,
wohoubojingyiliang,zongganjue……zheiqianhuadexiangjilangmailerou?shiyongqidiyitian,
shenzhangfangjiaolaizhangben:shangyuetangzhuanlixifanbei,wenquanzhuangzifanxiuwancheng,lianhoufubaobiaodouzhudongshenqingjiabanfei。
woduizhezhangmusuranqijing:“……nizheizhangfang,maiduanduoshaoqian?”tayouranheshangzhangben:“wujia。huozhe,
xianzhuzhenggefu?”8mafanzhaoshangmen:wenquanbieyuangebizhulegedanmianhuadelaoxungui!
yeye“bengbengbeng”kanbidiyumoyin!worouzheheiyanquanwenshenzhangfang:“duoshaoqiannengrangtagaichengdanmianhuajiwoting?
”shenmourentuiyanjing:“buhuasuan。gebizhaizishijia……ganghaoxianzhutangzhetingqudeyusuanhaiyouyingyu。”dongle,
maixia!congcimianhuashengshiwokuailexiaodiao!guanjiadiejinlai:“xianzhu!buhaole!wenquanbeifengle!
shuozanyinlongmaipohuailehuangjiafengshui!”laichachaodeqinchabikongchaotian:“fengzhichafeng!yongningxianzhushexian……ai?
”wopingjingdishang“chengyi”——yixiangjinzhuanyataletajiaomianzi。“daren,”wozhenchengwen,“longmaifeiduoshao?
wotiqianbaonian。”qinchayankoushui:“zhei、zheishichaojia……”“chaojiaqingdanzaizhei!
”shenzhangfangshishifengshanghoucezi,
fankaishouyeshuoda“wenquanbieyuansunhuipeichangyugu:huangjinshiwanliang”——qinchalianshunjianbaile。ciri,
wenquanjiefengbushuo,haiduolekuai“huangjia**quanyan”yucipaibian!
guanjiaduosuo:“shenxianshengzuowan……jigongbujuanlegejinlongwangxiang?
”shenzhangfangdandingbosuanpan:“fengshuijuxuyaozhenyan,gongbuxuyaozhengji,xianzhuxuyaoqingjing,
sanfanggongying——chengbenqiwanliang,heli。”9jiangrongrongdingzheliangshuodaheiyanquanpulai:“ruanruan!jiuming!
yourengaowojiulouyongdiqizaojia!”wodagehaqian:“maixianeididuansuoyoudiqibujiudele?
”“neishihuangzhuangbianshangdewangpu!”“huangzhuangbunengmaima?wenwen,jiaqian。”jieguohuangdixuanwojingong。
jinluandianshangwoniandexiangbeishuangda。huangdibiexiao:“shenqing(zhishenzhangfang)shuonihenkunao?
”woweiqukongsu:“qianhuabuwan!xiangmaihuangzhuangdouzhaobudaofapiao!”huangdidangchangpogong:“pu——chuanzhi!
ciyongningxianzhu……huangjiaqianzhuangmianshouxufeidetebiexukequan!”shuang!woxizizijielezhi,
 
                 咸鱼拿百万巨款后,摆烂了!
                                咸鱼拿百万巨款后,摆烂了!