西游：我在地府摆摊卖烧烤
《西游：我在地府摆摊卖烧烤》 小说介绍
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《西游：我在地府摆摊卖烧烤》 第5章 忽悠吗 免费试读
“nimenlianggeyaoguai，kuaidianfangkaibenxiannv！”
tieshanzijidoumeixiangdaodiyicixiajieshoushiyaoguaijiubeirenwuhuadabangle，zheimexienianzailaojunshenbiancenglaidebaowuyebeiyanqianlianggeyaoguaibalegeganjing。
xufengyanjingyimi，xiaoxixidezoudaotieshanshenbianzezeqilai。
ganshoudaoxufengwei/suodemuguang，tieshanyankuanglijuranfuxianleleihua。
“nibuyaoguolai！woshitaishanglaojundebinv，nimenganpengwoyigenhanmaolaojunbuhuifangguonimende！”
“太上老君？”
xufengxinligedengyitiao，chuanyueguolaizhihoutahaimeiyoujianguochuanshuozhongdeliusheng，anzhaoqianshidejiyitaishanglaojunbachengshishengrenlaozidehuashen，buguanzhenyujiazheigelaotoudezuibuqi。
yanshenliuzhuan，jishangxintou。
xufenggegeyixiao，qingshengdao：“buguoshigebinveryi，ruguolaojunzhendekanzhongnijiubuhuituinichulaiyingjie。”
“nizaidihuilaojun，wofeihuogualenibuke！”
tieshanmeimouzhongnuqiyinyun，qiaoliandanbeiqidetonghong，yifuyaobaxufengshengguahuoboledejiashi。
“luochanvbukuishiluochanv，shaqihaitingzhong。”
xufengandaoyiju，suijijixudao：“woyuwukonghengxingdifu，difuzhizhongdanengzhongduoweihebujiantamenchushou，tiantingjiugengbuxiaoduoshuole，wuqizhenjun，sidayuanshuaisuibianchulaijigewogenwukongdouyaoshushoujiuqin，painiyigebinvzhuonawomenfuzierrenzheilimiandemaonihaixuyaowoduoshuome？”
tieshanheheyixiao，qingmiedekanleyiyansunwukongdao：“jiunimenlianggexiaozeihexuchudongxianguan？ruofeibenguniangyishibushennimenlianggezaoyibianchengshanxiawanghun！”
xufengheheyixiao，zhuangzuoyifushenmideyangzi，qingshengwendao：“tieshannikecengtingwenliangjie？”
zheiyicitieshanjiaoqumingxianyizhen，kanzhexufengdeyanshenjianjianqilebianhua，zifengshenzhihouliangjiechenglesanjiejinji，zaizhuduodalaodekeyikongzhixia，zheilianggeziyijingzaihenduorenyishilibeimoqule，dezhiliangjiededoushilaoguaiwule。
“longhanzujie，wuyaoliangjie，fengshendazhan，shengrenzhixiajieshichenjie，wotuisuanxiayiciliangjiejijiangdaolai，youxierenzuobuzhuwangxiangtuidongyichangkekongdejienanqudailiangjie，ernihewukongbianshizheicijienandeqizi。”
houshikanleneimeduoxiaoshuo，nachulaihuyougeshangweirushidetieshanhaishimeiwentide。
beixufengyitonghu，tieshandunshiyahuole，xufengshuodedongxiyijingchaochuletaderenzhifanchou。
“tieshannihaohaoxiangxianglaojunweiheshouniweibinv，gengshicixiabajiaoshanzheidengxiantianlingbao，zheiyiqiedoushiweilerangniyingjiezuozhunbei，kexinihaimengranbuzhi，ruofeiwochajuedaoshiniwofunvzhiyuan，jinricailandedianhuani。”
chenredatie，tieshanshishenzhijixufengzhijieburuzhuti，shouchibajiaoshandetieshangongzhuyeshigeyouxiudedagongren，shouruhuixiazuogebaobiaoanquanxishucengcengwangshangbiaoa，zuizhongyaodeshiwanyitaishanglaojunzhendekanzhongtieshanzijizheibianyehaojiaodaima，bijingrenyoumeisi。
“die，gentafeihuaneimeduoganma，kantaxiuweiyeyoudujiezhijing，diujinluzilikaoyikaoyeshiyifenmeiwei！”
sunwukongzaipangbiankandeshizhuaernaosai，xinyuanweidingdetazhendeshitianbupadibupa，zuoweiyizhiyijingbeishaokaofuludehouzi，zaitadeyanliwanshiwanwuzhiyouliangzhong。
yizhongnengkaoshangjiunengchi，dierzhongxuyaofangdiaoliaocainengkaozhechi。
“husun，denglaoniangjiekaizheigeposhengsuoyidingyaosilenidezui！”
tieshandengleyiyansunwukong，suihouzhuantoukanxiangxufeng，yanshenliyeduochulejifenjingweidishengwendao：“keyoubanfatuoshendajie？”
“shenrujienan，chuleyingjiebiewutafa，erwonengzuodejiushiyindaonigenwukongtiaochuqipan。”
zhuang/biyishishuang，yizhizhuang/biyizhishuang，xufengzhongyumingbaiweishaneixiegaogaozaishangdexianshenshengrenmeicichuchangneimelafengle，kuailea！
“铁扇见过干爹。”
“gongxisuzhu，tiandaosumingzhuanhuachenggong——tieshangongzhuzhifu。huodedujieshentong，jiayunshu，chuchengliandanfa……”
tingdaotongbaosheng，xufengmanlianwunai，gensunwukongbiqilaitieshangongzhudezheigebenlinglowdaobaozha，chuncuijiushifuzhujinenga。
sunwukongyigefanshencoudaolexufengshenbian，dengdaleyanjingdingzhetieshan，hunshenzhamaodao：“die，zheigenvrenbuhuaihaoyi，haishiranglaosunyigunzidasisuanle。”
xufengbaileyiyansunwukong，tieshanzheizhongbeikaolaojundatuideershizu，shuodasijiudasi？juezhezijihuodetaishufule？
jiabuzhuxufengdemuguang，sunwukongzhinengtaishousandiaolebangzhutieshandeshengsuo。
“nizheimaohou，kanwojintiansilenidezui！”
tieshandahouyishengjiuchongleshanglai。
zhijiansunwukongshizhiyidan，dishengdao：“ding！”
yimojinguangmeirutieshantinei，pushanglaidetieshanshunjianbeilaolaodingzaileyuandi，chulezuiyejiuyanzhuzinengdongle。
xufengjianzhuangyaoleyaotou：“niliangyihoujiushijiedile，pingshidadanaonaokeyidanyudaoweixianyidingyaobaozhuweifu！”
sunwukongyilianbushuangdetiaodaoxufengshenhou，pielepiezuidao：“baohulaodiewoyigejiugoule。”
“bushilishudehusun，anganrucixiaozhang？”
tieshanxieyanmiaoleyiyansunwukong，zuishanggongfuqueshiyidianbushu。
“heng，diewomenjiexialaiquna，zheidifulimiankendinghaiyoubushaoshangdengshicai，buruhaierdouzhuaguolaikaozhechile？”
xufengzaiyibiantingzhelenghanzhiliu，tieshandeshiqingyijingjitaqiaoxianglejingzhong，zheiyicishiyunqihaosunwukongbeidangzuoshicaifuyulekangfengxing，danshixiayicini？
“wukong，nizheigexinggehaixuyaomanmandamo，weifuqishineizhongsiyiwangzaoshaniezhiren？”
suijizhuanguotoukanxiangtieshan，sheizhitieshanwanquanhuicuoleyizhijiekaikoudao：“nizheihusunyidianbuzhifuqinxinyi，fuqindeyisishizhijieshashangyanluodian，ququshidianyanluoyeganduifuqinxiaheishou！”
xufengyanjingdouzhile，zheishishenmeshenjilijienengli？wozhishijiedanxiaocaijia！
“haishilaodiebaqi，wukongmingbaile！”
sunwukongyifushoujiaoledeyangzi，rangxufengbazhunbeirensongdehuazhijiebiejinleduzili。
difuzheibianxufengqianjiaoshouletieshan，houjiaoxitianlingshan，lingxiaobaodian，doulvgongneidesanweidalaotongshiliansetubian。
rulaimeitouqingzhou，nannanziyudao：“zheigexufengjiujingshiheren，weihetianjizaicibeicuangai？”
yudiqiaodazheziyutaizhuo，chenshengdao：“tianjihunluan，liangjiejiangzhi，beihoudaodishisheizaituishou？”
taishanglaojunqingfubaixu，biaoqingsuiranyijiupingjing，danyanshenliquenanyanjinge：“cuangaitianji，zheimedadedanzi，mofeiyoushitongtianzaibeihougaogui？”
difuyanluodiannei，shidianyanluocouzaiyiqi，meizizidetaolunzhexufenghesunwukongshidazuizhuang，tamenquebuzhidaoxufengsanrenyijingshalaileyanluodian。