《仙妖争相夺我,叫我如何是好》 小说介绍
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《仙妖争相夺我,叫我如何是好》 仙妖争相夺我,叫我如何是好第18章 免费试读
shanghuishushuodao!linmoxiaogegeweilebaohuzhongyaoderen,xiadingjuexinyaogenzheruyihaohaoxiuxian,jieguozanruyixiannvdeduzifeichangbuheshiyidi“gugu”jiaoleqilai,changmianyidushifenganga!
linmochouzhezijiashifuneifu“qiangzhuangzhendingdanergenzidouhongtoule”dekeaimoyang,xinlineidianeryinweihuiyiwangshierchanshengdebeishang,jingranqijibandixiaosanlebushao。
taqiangrenzhexiaoyi,feichang“xingmu”dishuodao:“shifu!ninkendingshiehuaile!tuerzheijiuqujininnongdianerchide!ninxiangchishenme?paomianguangou!yaobu……tuerzaijininjialianggehebaodan?”
ruyixiannvaojiaodi“heng”leyisheng,zuishangquemeijujue:“ng……kanzainizheimeyouxiaoxindefenshang,nei……neiweishijiumianweiqinan,zailaiyiwan……bu!liangwan!hongshaoniuroude!duojiaxiangchangheludan!”
(neixinos:wolegequ!zaifanjianshentijiushibujinge!xiangdangnianbenxiannvzaixianjie,pigugesannianwuzaidoubushishier!xianzaidaohao,dajizhixiaoyaojingjiuedeqianxiongtiehoubei!taitmdiuxianle!)
denglinmoshoumangjiaoluandiba“haohuadingpeiban”paomianduanshanglai,ruyixiannvyegubushangshenme“xianfengdaogu”le,hulahulachideneijiaoyigefengjuancanyun,liantangdouhelegedichaotian!
chibaohezu,ruyixiannvdalegexiuqidexiaobaogeer,zheicaimanyouyoudikaikou,paochuleyigezhongbangzhadan:“duile,chuntudi,nizhidaoweishiweishenmeyaozhaoneigeshenmepo‘lierenwangka’ma?”
linmoyileng,xiayishidijiudadao:“a?shifuninshixiangzhaodaolimiandelieren,ranhougentamenlianshou,yiqibajingzhouchenglideyaojingquandoujiqingchudiao?”
ruyiwenyan,zhijieshangletayigedadadebaiyan,yuqilichongmanle“nizheiyumunaodailizhuangdedoushidouzhama”dexianqi:“wopei!qingchuyaojing?jiupingfanjianneixiegenazheshaohuogundesuowei‘lieren’?biedoule!benxiannvyigerenjiunengbatamenquanduanle!haixuyaogentamenlianshou?jianzhishixiaodiaobenxiannvdedaya!”
“benxiannvzhaoneigepowangka,zhuyaoshiweilezhaoyijianshiluozailimiandeshanggushenqi!”ruyiyadileshengyin,guzuoshenmidishuodao。
“shenqi?!”linmodeyanjingshunjianjiuliangle,genliangke500wadedadengpaoside!
ruyimanyidichouzhetaneifu“chuixiansanchi”deshayanger,zuijiaogouqiyimojiaoxiadexiaorong,jixupaochuyouer:“meicuo!neikeshigelebudedebaobei!ruguo……woshishuoruguoha,ruguonengzhaodaoneijianshenqi,shuobuding……nineigeyijingsiqudexiaonvpengyou,zhaoyu,yenenggou……fuhuoe!”
“shen……shenme?!shi……shifu!nin……ninshuodeshizhendema?!xiaoyu……xiaoyutazhendenengfuhuo?!”linmo“cheng”diyixiajiucongshafashangbengleqilai,jidongdeshengyindoufadoule,yanzhuzidengdebitonglinghaida,sisididingzheruyi,shengpazijitingcuoleyigezi!
ruyixiannvmantiaosilididuanqichabei(suiranlimianshibaikaishui),qingqingminleyikou,caibujinbumandishuodao:“benxiannvcongbudakuangyu。neishenqiyongyounizhuanyinyang、zhongsushengsidewushangshenwei,fuhuoyigefanren,ziranbuzaihuaxia。buguoma……”tahuafengyizhuan,fensedemouzilishanguoyisixixue,“neishenqikebushineimehaozhaode,erqie,zhaodaoleyeweibinengqingyiqudong。suoyiya……tuer,nikedejiweishimailidianer,haohaobangweishidatanneige‘lierenwangka’dexiansuo,zhidaoma?”
linmocikenalihaitingdejinhoumiandehua,tamannaozidoushi“xiaoyunengfuhuo”zheiwugejinguangshanshandedazi!tayonglididianlediantou,yankuangdouyouxieshirunle,shengyinyinweijidongerdaizheyisigengyan:“shifu!ninfangxin!tuerjiusuanshishangdaoshanxiayouguo,yeyidingbangninzhaodaoneige‘lierenwangka’!yiding!”
(neixinos:xiaoyu……wodexiaoyu……nidengzhewo!woyidinghuirangnizhongxinhuidaowoshenbiande!yiding!)
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第二天一大早。
tiangangmengmengliang,jieshangdexingrenhaixixilalameijige。
jiuzai“jushichongwudian”xieduimiande“qianggenchongwudian”menkou,guiyideyimufashengle!
zhijianneishanpingrilizongshijinbizhedebolimen,“zhiya”yisheng,conglimianbeirentuikaileyitiaofeng。
jinjiezhe,yigeshuxideshenyingconglimianzoulechulai——zhengshiqianxietianguolai“diaojiejiufen”deneigedaizhejinsibianyanjing、chouzhesisiwenwendezhongniannanjingcha!
tazouchudianmendeshihou,haiteyizhenglileyixiazijilveweiyouxielingluandeyilinghetoufa,lianshangdaizheyisiruoyouruowude……e……manzudeweixiao?
jiuzaizheishi,erloudechuanghuturanbeirentuikai,tanchulaiyigeyaoraorehuodeshenying——zhengshi“qianggenchongwudian”delaobanniang,gensao!
tashenshangjiusuiyidipizhejiansizhideshuipao,lingkoukaidejidi,luchuyidapianxuebaidefengguang。shoulihaijiazheyigenxizhangdenvshixiangyan,zhengzitaiyonglandikaozaichuangtaishang,duizhelouxiadeyanjingjingcha“hu”dituchuyikouyanquan,shengyindaizhejifenshayahewumei:“shiqing……jiudoujiaojinile,kebierangsaoziwoshiwange?”
yanjingjingchawenyan,limahuanshangleyifu“yizhengyanci,gongshigongban”debiaoqing,duizhegensaojinglegebutaibiaozhundeli:“sao……keke,henvshininfangxin!womenjingfangbanshi,yixiangshihenjiangjiuxiaolvde!baozhengjininyigemanyidedafu!”
shuowan,tayiweishenzhangdiyouchaozheerloudegensaokanleyiyan,zheicaizhuanshenliqu。
jieguo,zheiyanjingjingchagangzouchumeijibu,doulideshoujijiu“linglingling”dixiangleqilai。
tajieqidianhua,duimianlimachuanlaiyigejihouhoudeshengyin:“touer!touer!buhaole!chudashierle!womenjiedaoqunzhongjubao,shuochengxineigeqingyunshangongyuan,zaodaoledamianjidepohuai!huacaoshumudaoleyidapian,genbeilongjuanfengjiliguoside!xianchangyipianlangjie!ninkan……yaobuyaopairenguoqukankan?”
yanjingjingchawenyan,meitouweiweiyizhou,yuqiyouxiebunaifandishuodao:“ruguozhishigongyuansheshizaodaopohuai,zheizhongxiaoshieryeyongdezhejingdongwoma?nimenzijipaijigerenguoquchuliyixiabujiuxingle?”
dianhuaneitoudexiaojingchaweiqubabadishuodao:“bushiatouer!zhei……zheikebushiputongdepohuaia!jubaoanrenshuo,neipohuaidefanweitebieda,zaochengdesunshiyetingyanzhongde,erqie……erqiexianchanghaoxianghaiyouxieqiqiguaiguaide……e……henji,kanzhebuxiangshirenweide……womenjigexiongdixinlidoufamao,haishixiangqingninguoquqinzichouchou,nagezhuyi!”
yanjingjingchachenmolejimiaozhong,caichenshengshuodao:“ng,wozhidaole。”taguadiaodianhua,xiguanxingdiyongshouzhituiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing,jingpianhoudemouzilishanguoyisibuyichachadejingguang。tabingmeiyoulikeganwangneigesuoweide“anfaxianchang”,ershizhuanshenchaozhelingyigefangxiangzouqu。
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shangwu,linmohexingluozhaochanglaidao“jushichongwudian”dagong。
jiuzaimaixiangtamajitamenbuzhiwanjintiande“liugouzhibiao”he“chanshikpi”deshihou,chongwudiandementuranbeirentuikaile。
zouzaizuiqianmiande,zhengshizaoshangneigeconggensaodianlichulaideyanjingjingcha!tashenhouhaigenzhelianggechuanzhezhifudexiaonianqing,yiji……liangsantiaoweifenglinlindejingquan!
gengqiaodeshi,jiuzaijingchajinmendetongshi,zuotianneigebeiqianglelabuladuodegouzhuren,yeganghaoguolaizhunbeijietade“baobeigeda”huijia。yuanlai,neizhilabuladuosongdaochongwudian,jiushiweilejiuzhengtanei“hushiyaoren”dehuaimaobing,jintianganghaoshi“liaocheng”jieshuderizi。
yanjingjingchayijinmen,muguangjiuzailinmohexingluoshenshangsaoleyiquan,ranhouzhijiekaikouwendao:“linmo,xingluo,shiba?guanyuqianjitiannimendegoubeidangjieqiangzou,haiyounimenzhiqianzaixiaoxiangzilibeirendujiedeshiqing,womenxuyaozaigennimenlejieyixiajutiqingkuang。”
linmoyitingzheihua,dangchangjiuyoudianermengbile!
(wolegequ!zheijingchashushudefanshehuyetaizhangleba?!zhiqianbushiyijingqujuzilizuoguobilulema?!zenmexianzaiyoupaolaiwenle?!zheixiaolv……yetaitmganrenleba?!haishishuo……tamenzhiqiangenbenjiumeibazheidanghuishier,xianzaishiliangxinfaxian,youjuedingyaohaohaochaanle?)
suiranxinlifengkuangtucao,danlinmobiaomianshanghaishilaolaoshishidipeihezhe,youbazuotianfashengdeshiqingzizixixidijifushuleyibian,haiteyizhilezhipangbianneizhigangbeizhurenlinghuilaidelabuladuo,shuobeiqiangdejiushizheizhongpinxiangde。
yanjingjingchatingwan,dianlediantou,ranhoushiyipangbianqianzhejingquandexiaojingcha,rangjingquanquwenlewenneizhilabuladuoshenshangdeqiweier,youzailinmohexingluoshenshangxiulexiu,sihuzaizuoshenmeqiweishibie。
neigouzhurenzaiyipangkandeshiyilengyilengde,xinxiangzheijingchachaandeshouduanhaiting“gaokeji”a!
yanjingjingchazuowanzheiyiqie,duizhemaixiangtamashuodao:“zheiweijiazhang,guanyunindianlizheiliangwei……e……linshibangmangdexiaotongxue,woyoubiyaotixingninyixia。guojiaguiding,weichengnianrenshibunengquantiangongzuode,guyongtonggonggengshiweifade。buguoma,kanzaitamenshishuqitiyanshenghuo,ouerguolaibangbangmang,meitianzuiduoyejiuzhinengshanggebantianban,zheigeninkedezhuyile。”
maixiangtamayiting,xinli“gedeng”yixia,danlianshanglimaduiqilexiaorong,lianliandiantouhayaodao:“aiyo!jingchatongzhininshuodeshi!ninshuodeshi!womenzheibuyeshikanhaizimenshujiaxianzheyeshixianzhema!ninfangxin!womenzheierjueduishizhengguijingying!tamenya,yejiushangwuguolaibangbangmang,liuliugou,xiawuzaojiuhuijiazuozuoyequla!jueduibuhuidanwutamenxuexide!jingchatongzhininmingchaqiuhao,zhenshitaiganxienindetixingle!”
(neixinos:wolegequ!zheijingchatongzhijintianshizenmele?chicuoyaolehaishibeihunchuanle?pingshibudoushibanzhegelian,gongshigongbandema?jintianzenmehaiguanxinqi“tonggong”wentile?haiteyibiaoyanglexingluo?taiyangdaxibianchulaile?!buguo……haihaolaoniangfanyingkuai!buranzhenbeitazhuadaobabingjiumafanle!)
yanjingjingchayougengouzhurenhemaixiangtamajiaodailejiju,biandaizherenlikailechongwudian,shuoshiyaoquchuligongyuanneibiandeshiqing。
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结果!
还没到下午呢!
yanjingjingchajiuqinzidadianhuajimaixiangtama,shuoshiqianggoudehedarendexiaohunhunquandouzhuadaole!rangtamenganjindaizhehaiziguoqurenren!
maixiangtamayiting!wolegequ!zheixiaolv!jianzhishishenle!
tayegubushangduoxiang,ganjinjiaoshanggensao(meicuo!jiarenmen!gensaoyeyiqiqule!),youlashanglinmo、xingluo、maixiangzheisahaizi,fengfenghuohuodijiuguanledianmen,zhibenjingchaju!
到了警察局一瞅!
好家伙!
guoran!zuotianneilianggezeimeishuyandeqianggouzei,haiyouqianxietianzaixiaoxiangzilidutamendeneisige“jingshenxiaohuo”,yigegedougenshuangdaledeqieziside,niantoudanaodidunzaiqiangjiao,pangbianhaiyoujigejingchashushuhushidandandidingzhe!
linmodangchangjiujingdaile!zuibazhangdedounengsaijinquyigedayadanle!
“wo……**!zhei……zheizenmekeneng?!jingchashushunimen……nimenyetaishensuleba?!zheicaiyitianbudaoa!jiubarenquanjizhuazhele?!zheixiaolv……jianzhishijingtiandiqiguishena!”
maixiangtamayeshiyiliandenanyizhixin,dantayanjiaodeyuguangquepiejianlepangbiandegensao,zhijiangensaozhengchongzheta,budongshengsedibilege“ok”deshoushi,lianshanghaidaizheyisi“yiqiejinzaizhangwo”dedeyiweixiao。
maixiangtamashunjianjiumingbaile!
(wolegequ!yuanlaishizheisaohulijingzaibeihoushilejingera!woshuoni!zheibangjingchapingshibanshiernayouzheimemaliguo!kanlaizheiniangmenerdeluzihaitingyea!)
linmohaishibusixindizhuizheyanjingjingchawen:“jingchashushu!nimen……nimendaodishizenmezhuadaotamendea?yetailihaileba!”
yanjingjingchatuiletuibiliangshangdejinsiyanjing,qingleqingsangzi,yibenzhengjingdijieshidao:“ng,shizheiyangde。neijigedanimendexiaohunhun,shiyinweinimenchushideneitiaoxiangzikou,ganghaoyougejiankongshexiangtoupaidaoletamendetimaotezheng。womenshuntengmogua,zaifujinyijiawangbalibatamenjiyiguoduanle,rangtamenzaizheilishoujitianjiaoyuba。”
“zhiyuneilianggeqianggoudema……suirantamentaopaodeluxianbijiaopianpi,meishenmejiankong。danshini,womendaizhejingquanqunimenshuodeneigechengxigongyuankanchaxianchangdeshihou,ganghaojingquanjiuwendaoletamencanliuxialaideqiweier!ranhou,shuolaiyeqiao,womenshunzheqiweieryilumosuo,jingranjiuzhaodaoletamenzangshendewodian!zhenghaobatamenyejizhuale!”
linmotingdeshiyilengyilengde,suiranjuedezheiguochenghaoxiang……shunlideyoudianerguofenle,danhaishirenbuzhujingtandao:“wasai!jingchashushunimenzheixiaolv……zhendeshi……shenle!tainiubile!”
yanjingjingchazuijiaoweiweishangyang,sihuduilinmode“caihongpi”henshishouyong,dansuijiyouhuafengyizhuan,shuodao:“buguoma……zheilianggeqianggoudejiahuo,beizhuadeshihouhaiyizhizaineierguikulanghaode,shuoshenmetamenshishenme‘daren’pailaide,rangzanmenganjinfangletamen,buran‘daren’raobulewomenzhileidehuhua。wokantamenliangjingshenzhuangtaihaoxiangyoudianerbutaizhengchang,shuobudinga,denghuierhaidesongtamenqujingshenbingyuanzuogejianding。”
linmoyitingzheihua,yanjingyiliang,ganjinshuodao:“jingchashushu!yiwokana!jiusuanjiandingchulaitamenjingshenmeiwenti,yezuihaobatamenguanzaijingshenbingyuanli!shengdetamenzaichulaihuohaibieren!zheizhong**,jiugairangtamenzailimianhaohao‘gaizao’yixia!”
yanjingjingchawenyan,yiweishenzhangdichaozhegensaoneibiankanleyiyan。
gensaoweiweidianlediantou,zuijiaogouqiyimobuyichajuedelengxiao。
yanjingjingchazheicaizhuanguotou,duizhelinmoshuodao:“ng,xiaotongxuedejianyihenyoudaoli。daoshihou……womenhuikanzhebande。”
jiuzaizheishi,gensaoturankaikoushuodao:“xingle,jiranrendouzhuadaole,wonei‘qianggenchongwudian’a,congjintianqi,yejiuzhengshiguanmendaji,buzaiyingyele!wozheijitianjiudadianhuatongzhineixiegekerenmen,rangtamenganjinbazijiabaobeigedalinghuiqu!shengdezaichushenmeyaoezi!”
zheihuayichu,maixiangtamahelinmotamenjige,doushiyiliandejingya!
(wolegequ!gensaozheishiyao……jinpenxishou,tuichujianghule?!zheiyoushichangdenayichua?!)
仙妖争相夺我,叫我如何是好