《我在直播间亲手打了网红老公的脸》 小说介绍
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chuliwanhouxushiyi,tianseyebuzaole。lixingyudangranbuhuizaiyiwo,takaizhetaneiliangzhaoyaodehongsepaochezoule。wozouchubangongdalou,laidaofujinyigegouwuzhongxin,zhunbeisuibianzhaojiacantingchifan。
[xiazhiqi!!!!!]
buzhidaoniyoumeiyoutingguohedongshihou,woyizhiyiweizheishidianyingxugouchulaide,xianzaiwoxiangxintashizhendele。
jiuzaiwoyinweimeiyoufanyingguolaierjiangzaiyuandishi,yizhiliqidadechuqideshoujiangwobanleguoqu。
yizhangshuodaderenlianduidaowomianqian。
zhengdangwojingkongwanfen,naoziyipiankongbaishi,“renlian”shuohuale。
[laoniangjiuzhidaoshini!]
[yade!zheijiniannisinaerqule!]tayibianshuo,yibianyongtadequantoulunwoxiongkou。
wojuede,tadagaishixiangyingzaochu“xiaoquanquanchuinixiongkou”defenwei,danwozhendekuaibeitadasile。
wowuzhuxiongkou,jiannandiwendao,[chun、chunfen?]
[sigui!nihaijidewodemingzia!wohaiyiweinigenwaimiandehulijingpaolea!]chunfenmantoudahan、qichuanyuyu,liuhaidouchenglezhongfenle,yikanjiushigangcongyuanchupaoguolaide。
chunfenbujinliqida,sangmenyeda,shuowanzheijuhua,wogandaozhouweirenfenfenjiangshixiantoudaowomenlianggeshenshang,kanneiyanshen,kenengyijingnaobuwanyizhengchudaxingdoushilunlijule。
woganmangyongyizhishouwuzhutadezui,lingyizhishoubatawangpangbiandecantinglidai,sihaomeizhuyineishijiashenmecanting。
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luosifendiannei,wohelengjingxialaidechunfenmianmianxiangqu。
chunfenxingdu,shiwodaxueshiyou,bushaorenyinweitajieshidejirouheshuanglangdexinggewuyiweitashitiyusheng。qishitafumudoushiwenyigongzuozhe,tayelisuodangrandeshigewenyiqingnian。dangnian,jiushitalazhewojiaruxuexiaodehuajushe。
wohechunfencengjingshizuihaodepengyou。biyehoububujiu,wojiuhelixingyucongashibandaolesshi,herenshidesuoyourendouduanlelianxi,baokuochunfen。
[jieshiba!shigangfangchulaihaishi?]chunfentankaishou,chaowozuolege“comeon”dedongzuo。
wobazheijiniandejinglixiangtaweiweidaolai。
wenyiqingnianma,xianglaishibujihuizheixieguaililuanshenzhiyude。yushi,womeiyoumanta,bazhongshengdeshiqinghewozaidongfangjiarendehetongshangzuoshoujiao,jilixingyuxiataodeshiqinghepantuochu。
chunfentingba,zhanqilaiyonglidipaileyixiazhuoban,ehenhendishuodao,[yade!ganzheiyangduiwomenjiaqinaide?yaoshineigelixingyubeilaoniangdaizhule,bubatachoujinbapiwojiugaijiaoduzhongfen!]
[xiaodiansheng、xiaodiansheng!]woyongjinhonghuangzhilicaibataenlehuiqu。
[buguoniyeyouwenti,jurankanshanglezheizhongnanren,nishinaozijinshuilehaishibeidiantimenjiahuaile??]chunfenyongyifu“nishizhizhangma”deyanshenguanhuaizhewo。
mianduizhananwozhongquanchuji,mianduiguimiwoweiweinuonuo。
[shishishi,dulaoshishuodedui!lailailai,duochidian,zheichoufennizuiaichile!]wojiangliangdawanluosifenwangqianyitui,wanfentaohaodishuodao。
ruguowoyouweiba,xianzaiyijingyaodexiangluoxuanjiangle。
[shenmechoufen,luosifenyyds!dele,suanwoshangbeiziqiannide!]chunfenbaibaishou,maixiatousuofen,buzaijixushuoxiaqu。
guoleyihuier,tayoushuodao,
[nizhaolixingyubaochouzheijianshi,wonengbunengbangdaoni?]
woyanjingyiliang,yitiaomiaojifushangxintou。
[haizhenneng!ninengbangwolianxilinxiaoma?]
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linxiao,gaoguilengyan、qizhimiren。tashichunfendefaxiao,shitashijinghunshenjieshu、qiuyeyegaonainaicailalongruhuodehuajusheyuyongnvzhujiao,yanjidaoshiqici,zuizhongyaodeshi——tataitmpiaoliangle!
zheimexingrongba!taqucaochangshangshangtangtiyuke,yigongqingdecaochangdounengbeiqianlaizhanyangtarongyanderenzhanman,shushanghaideguajishige。
bujinzhangxiangchuzhong,tadejiashiyeshifenxianhe,juchunfenjieshao,tamashiguoneizuizhumingdeyingshigongsihuacedezongcai,dixiayangleyiqunliuliangmingxing,yebaokuolixingyudexianghaojifei;tabashiyeneizhimingdaoyan,paiguodejiaozuodianyingbiwojianlishangdongpinxicoudeyouxiushijidouyaozhang。
zheiyangyouxiudenvren,zongranshiyiduogaolingzhihua,shenbianyeyinggaibufazhuiqiuzhe。danshilinxiaodeshenbian,lianyizhigongcangyingdoumeiyou。
yuanyinwuta——linxiaotazuichou,erqiemarentaitmgaojile!
wangwangnihaimeiyouyishidaotazaimani,tayijingcongnibabajiaoziwufangmadaoniyeyepinxingbuduanle。
woxiangzhaolinxiaobangmang,mudeyouer:yishiqingtalijianlixingyuhejifeideganqing;ershixiwangtayongneizhangyuyongshengzuipensilixingyu!
chuhuwoyiliaodeshi,zaiwodadianhuaxianglinxiaoshuominglaiyihou,tayixiajiutongyilewodeqingqiu。
wozuijiaochoulechou,[bushi,xiaojie,nihaimeitingwojiangzheixienianwodebeicanzaoyuni?]
linxiaoduanranjujue,[buyongle,dengtamenbeixiechengdaocihou,wohuiqutingde。]
林潇你...
jinjiezhe,linxiaowendao,[nidasuanzenmezuo?]
[xiaojie,wotingshuonidejiarenweilejinixiangqin,guojitianyaobangeyanhui?]bijingshiminganhuati,woxiaoxinyiyidiwendao。
[shizheiyang。]linxiaolengdandihuidadao。
[lixingyuweiren,bujinqingfuhaose,haitanmuxurong。kandaonizheimegedameinvqinshoufengshangyanhuideqingjian,gengdezhinishihuacedongshizhangdeqianjin,jinguanzaineiyouwozheigelaopo,zaiwaihaiyoujifeizheigepintou,tayehuibabadiganguoqucanjiade!]
dunledun,wojixushuodao,[mingtianlixingyuyougeguanggaopaishe,didianjiuzaiashidedongfangjiarengongsi。zhibuguo,yaoxishengxiaxiaojienidesexiangle。]
[jiaojiwoba。]linxiaokukudishuodao。
xiaojienizhende,wokusi。
zailinxiaoguaduandianhuaqian,woturanxiangdaoleshenme,yushiyoubuchongdao,[haiyou,xiaojie,ninengjiwojieshaoyigezhiyegouzima?]
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ciri,dongfangjiarengongsi。
lixingyuruyuelaidaogongsineidesheyingpeng,paishedaiyanguanggao。erwozuoweitashijiyiyishangdejingjirenyezaichang。
jieshuhou,woanzhaolinxiaodefenfuteyibalixingyuwangerlouxishoujianyin。
zhihouwobianduodaoguaijiaochu,jilinxiaofaletiaoduanxin,jingdaishitaifazhan。
buguoduoshi,zhijianshenzheyixihongqun,caizhegaogenxiedelinxiaochuxianzaixishoujianmenqiandezoulang。
shigeduonian,woyouyicijiandaolinxiao,haishiweitajingrendemeimaogantan。suiyuebujinmeiyoushitacanglao,haiweitazengtianlejifenchengshudefengyun。tajintiandedabanteyixianglixingyudexihaokaolong,sichoumianliaojiangtajiaohaodeshencaichendegengjiaaotuyouzhi。
wodekoushuibuzhengqidiliulexialai。
lixingyugangcongxishoujianlichulai,biankanjianlezheiyangyimu:
linxiaoxiangminguodianyinglifengqingwanzhongdegexingyiban,yaoyeshengzidizilixingyushenbianpianxianerguo,kandaolixingyuzhengmubuzhuanjingdidingzheta,haixiangtapaolegemeiyan。suihoutazoudaopangbiandeshuzhuangjingqian,congshoubaolinachukouhong,duizhejingzibuzhuang。
lixingyuguoranshanggoule,talilelizijideyifu,qingleqingsangzi,zoudaolinxiaoshenbianshuo,[zheiweixiaojie,qingwennishizhenshidema?]
wofanlegebaiyan。zheimeduonianle,tadashandehuashuhaishizheimelaotu!
[weishenmezheimewen?]weilepeihetadeyanchu,linxiaomanlianhuyidikanzheta。
[yinweinidemeibushuyufanjian,nijiuxiangtianshangdexianzi,erwozhishigefangniudeniulang。]lixingyuguzuoshenqingdishuodao。
[hehe,nizhenyoumo!wojiaolinxiao,nini?]linxiaowuzhezui,jiazhuanghaixiudixiaole。
[lixingyu。huoxunitingshuoguowodemingzi?wairendoujiaowo——zhiboxiaowangzi。]lixingyuyibianjieshaoziji,yibianliaozhetoufa。
kenengshixiangtongguoluanfeidetoupixiezhanxianzijidemeiliba。
[neimezheiweiwangzi,keyidingyaolaicanjiawomenjiajubandeyanhuie~]linxiaokandaofeiwuzhedetoupixie,xiayishihoutuilejibu,shaojiazhendinghoutashuangshouchengzaixishoutaishang,yangzhuangtiaodoudishuodao。
wokandeyanhanrelei。jingye,taijingyele!
shuoba,linxiaojiangshoulideyaoqinghansaidaolixingyushouli,youxiangtapaoleyigemeiyan。
jianlinxiaodeshouhouzhunbeichetui,woyeganmangzhanqishen,conglingyicedexiaofangtongdaoxialelou。
dierbuqiyeyijingxiahaole。
shihou,woshoudaolinxiaoyitiaoduanxin,
[你欠我太多。]
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zaiqucanjialinxiaodexiangqinyanqian,woxianjiedaolexiangmufuzerendedianhua。
[qijie,lixingyuhewomendongfangjiarenhezuodeshishenmeshihouguanxuan?]duimianwendao。
[buji,zaiguojitian。]wochenyinpianke,dadao。
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linfulinmubukuishiquanneiyoutouyoulianderenwu,zheichangyanhuikeweishijijinshehua,dadaobuzhizhuanghuang,xiaodaozizhucanbadetianpindoushifenjiangjiu。
wocaigangruchangjifenzhong,jiuyijingxianhouzhuangjianhaojirendianyingjieyingdile。
zheiyangdechanghe,lixingyuzuoweiyigewanghongbenlaishimeiyouzigechuxide,weilexiazheiyibuqi,woshizaitaitaijutale。
buguomeiguanxi,zhandeyuegao,shuaideyejiuyuehen。xianjiangtagaogaopengqi,zhihoucainengzhongzhongluodi。
zaimangmangrenqunzhong,woyiyanjiukandaolejifei,buguotawuxiaguanzhuwo。yinweitazhengduanzhehongjiubei,genyigenianjidadaokeyidangtayeyedenanrenmeilaiyanqu。
wolengxiaoyisheng,kanlaiwoxiangyaodedongxihenkuaijiunengdaoshou。
jiuzairenluluxuxudaoqihou,linxiaowanzhelixingyushanshanlaichi。
tamencongdamenzoujinlaishi,xiyinlezaichangsuoyourendemuguang。linxiaomeilibukefangwu,erlixingyu,jinguanjiliyanshi,haishizangbuzhuneifuxiaorendezhidezuilian。
woniutouqukanjifei,faxianciketadelianladebilvliandouzhang。
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zheichangyanhuidechangsuoyouxiashijituanqixiadewuxingjijiudiantigong,jishiwozaixianglinxiaobiaodaxieyi,yeshiweilewonengfangbianxingshi。
zoulangjintoudefangjian,wohejiekoushangcesuotouliuchulaidelinxiaopengmian。
[gangganglixingyuqinlexiawodeshoubei。]linxiaoyilianxianediyongshijinbuduancashizijideshou。
womanyanxintengdikanzheta,[weiqunile。]
tadizhetou,xiaodeyouxieshenren,[meiguanxi。zheijitianlixingyuweilezhuiqiuwotaowohuanxin,yigejingerdisongli。wofeidanlaizhebuju,haizhudongyaoqiugengguidedongxi。]
tarengdiaoyongguodeshijin,jiezheshuodao,
[tadekayijingbeiwoshuabaole。]
[buguo,zheihaibugou。woyijingzaitadejiubeiliweitazhunbeileyifen“dali”。yihuierwohuiqingtayi“wodehaopengyou”deshenfenshangtaijianghua,nijiudengzhekanhaoxiba。]
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woshangshangbeizizhenshixingshanjide,cainengzuolinxiaodepengyou,erbushitadediren。
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duanzanhuimianhou,wohelinxiaoqianhoujiaohuidaoyanhuichangshang。wozuozaierloushiyejijiadeguanzhongxi,qidailinxiaokouzhongde“dali”。
meidengduojiu,linxiaozuoweizheichangyanhuidezhurengongshangtaizhici,tajianduandishuolejijuwuguantongyangdehuahou,turanhuafengyizhuan,
[wokouzhuosheben,buzhidaozenmexiangdaochangdeqinpenghaoyoubiaodawodeganxie,zhenghaojintianwodehaopengyoulixingyuyelaile,takeshizhibodaihuojiedeqiaochu,biwonengshuohuidaoduole。]
linxiaoxiaoyinyindishuodao,[buruqingtashanglaitiwoshuoba!]
zaichangderendoumeiliaodaozheichu,erzuozaitaixiadelixingyusihuzaoyouzhunbei,taxiongyouchengzhudizoushangletai,wozhuhuatongjiuzhunbeikaishitadebiaoyan。
haimeidengtakaikou,tadeshenseturandabian,jinjiezhe,tade**yeturandabian。bansuizheyishengqixiangdezhangpi,zhenggedatingshunjianchongchizheyigunanyiyanshuodeweidao。
kandaolinxiaoneisanfenjixiaowufenmanbujingxindeshenqing,woyixiajiumingbaile。yuanlaizheijiushilinxiaoweitazhunbeidedali。
xianchangsuoyoulaibinjiuzheiyangmudengkoudaidizhushizhetaishangshijindelixingyu,erwoqiangrenzhuxiaoyi,juqishouji,luxialequanguocheng。
zuihou,zheichangnaojuyibinkefenfenlixi,lixingyujiazhetade“huangjinbanli”canghuangtaojinxishoujiangaozhong。
woyizhizailiuyijifeidedongxiang,gangkaishihetameilaiyanqudelaotouqianjiaogangzou,tahoujiaobianganmangzhuileshangqu。kandaozheiyimu,wojizhiyegouzifaletiaoduanxin。
[就是现在。]
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getian,mouboresouzhale。
resoubangshangdediyitiaoheranxiezhejigedazi#lixingyudangzhongshijin#,dianjinqu,huikandaoyiduanwubiqingxideshipin,xiangxidijiluleshiqingdejingguo。
jinsuiqihoudediertiao,shinvxingjifeiyehuimoudaoyandechouwen。
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jinrizaoxieshihou,nvxingjifeixianshenhuacezongcaidesirenyanhui,xijian,yourenmudutayumoudaoyanbushieryu,juzhishifenqinmi。yanhuijieshuhou,tayugaidaoyanyitongjinrumouhaohuadajiudian,dangwanbingweikandaoerrenlikai。
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cishiyichu,quanwanghuaran。
bujinshiyinweizheiyilaoyishaodedapeitailayanjing,gengzhongyaodeshiyourenbaoliao,jifeiheneimingdaoyandoushiyoujiashideren!
一石激起千层浪,
youwangyoubachu,neigedangzhongshijindewanghonglixingyu,jushuojiushijifeimingzhengyanshundenanpengyou!erqietayeshigeyoufuzhifu!
suihou,yulixingyu、jifeierrenyoushangyehezuodepinpaifenfenfawenxuanbuyutamenjieyue,dangjipieqingleganxi。
pinglunqulidechiguawangyoubiaoshichaoxiao:
[yishizhijianjingbuzhishisheisanleshei。]
[活该!]
[qingjianfu**yuandisuosi,buyaozaihuohaiyuanpeile!]
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zaoshang,woshibeilixingyudalaidedianhuachaoxingde。
dianhualitakukutiti,wanquanmeilecongqianxiaozhangdeyideyangzi。
[qiqi!laopo!zheihuinikeyidingyaobangbangwoa!wodelianquandoudiuguangle,womeilianjianrenle,burusilesuanle!]
woxinxiang,zhende,nisilesuanle。
danwozhuangzuoyifuganggangshuixingshenmedoubuzhidaodeyangzi,guanqiedixunwendao,[zenmele,laogong~youhuamanmanshuo。]
lixingyubatashiruheyinweibiebuzhushiershangleresou,haiyoujifeidechouwenyutadeqiancheyijiwangyou“edude”pinglunyigunaodixiangwoqingsu。
[laogong~shaodengyixia,woqutangcesuo。]jiuzaitashifenweiqudixiangwomiaoshuzhishi,wokaikoudaduanleta。
ranhouwojiupaodaocesuoli,guanshangmen,fengkuangdaxiao。
笑了足足一分钟。
爽!真他N的爽!
wodakaimen,youhuidaoganggangdeweizhi,jixujietinglixingyudedianhua。
[...shiqingjiushizheiyangde。laopo!niyidingyaobangwoa!wobunengshiquwodegongzuo,haiyouwodedaiyan,dongfangjiarendedaiyan,tamashangjiuyaoguanxuanle,zaizheigejieguyanwobunengchushialaopo!]dianhuali,lixingyusixinliefeidisihouzhe。
youyisi。youshizhaolaopo,wushizhaoxiaosan,ruanfanyingchisuanshibeitawanmingbaile!
woxinshangzhegangzuodemeijia,manyouyoudishuo,[nibieji~woyijingxiangdaobanfale。]
[shenmebanfa?!kuaishuokuaishuo!]lixingyujizaodicuicu。
[nini,xianzaijiuzhaorentinixieyifenshengmingfadaomouboshang。xianbuyonglihuidangzhongshijindeshi,nijiushuo,nihejifeizhishipengyou,nihenainidelaopo。henbaoqianyinweiduipengyouzhijiandeguanxichulibudang,rangdajiachanshenglezheiyangdewuhui。]
[ranhou,nishuocongxiacizhibokaishihuidaizhelaopoyiqi,ranglaopojiandunideyanxing。]wotiaoliqingxidibangtabashuofayiyiluoliechulai。
[wohuilianxirenchediaoresou,dongfangjiarendedaiyanwoyehuijinlibaozhu。]wolengjingdishuo。
xianzaidelixingyujiuxiangyigenishuizhiren,tademingshengshoudaozhongchuang,jifeiyelingpangaozhi、litaerqu,xiangyaohuoming,tazhinengjinjinzhuazhuzuihouyigendaocao。
erwoyaozuode,jiushizhanzaianbian,
dengtalaolaozhuazhudaocaohou,badaocaojibale。
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dangtianyeli,lixingyuguoranzunzhaowodezhufu,zaimouboshangfaleyifenshengming,shengmingdeneironghewoshuodehuadazhixiangtong。
kanwanyihou,woxianshijigegedemishudaleyigedianhua,rangtaba#lixingyudangzhongshijin#zheitiaoresouchele。suihou,woyoudadianhuajidongfangjiarendexiangmufuzeren,gaosutadengguojitianreduxiaqu,jiukeyirenlinglixingyudedaiyanle。
zuowanzheiyiqie,wobadangniankandeyibabitiyibaleidedianyingfanchulaiyoukanleyibian,xitibeishangwawatongkuanyanjinghou,womeimeidiqushuijuele。
jingdailixingyumingwandezhibo。
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shishizhengming,wodebeishangwawayanhenshizouxiao。
jingtouqian,wodaizhezhongzhangdeyanpihekuhongdeshuangyanlaiweichuguibeipanwodelaogongchengqing,shuohuajianbushigengyan。bushaocanyuzhibodeguanzhongdoubeiwoweiququeguzuojianqiangdemoyangdadong,fenfenzaidanmushangshengtaolixingyu,weiwojiayou:
[小姐姐加油!]
[laopozheimepiaoliang,haiyaoquwaimiantouchi!]
[chushilejiuhuiduozailaoposhenhou,hairanglaopochumianchengqing,lixingyunishinanrenma?]
wojixugongxianwodegaoguangyanji,
wowuzhelian,tongkudeshengyincongzhifengzhongliuchu,[nimenbuyaoshuota,nimenbuyaoshuoxingyu!shiwomeiyouzuohaoqizidebenfen,wuwuwu...]
shuozhe,woshangxindikuleqilai。
jianzhuang,zhibojianliyuemayuejilie。yikaishi,lixingyuhaiqituhonghaowo,yankandabuguole,tazhihaojiaru,hewoyiqiku。lixingyushengleijuxiadichengrencuowu,biaoshiyaotonggaiqianfei。
hehe,yaobushiwozhidaotahelinxiaohaiyoulianxi,wozhenyiweitayaogaiguozixinleni!
zuihou,zhiboshizaiyipiankushengzhongjieshude,buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoliangsheisileni。
cihoumeiyitian,wangyoudouzailixingyudezhibojianlimamama,wozailixingyudeshenhoukukuku,tadejingshenhenkuaibiandeweimi,duanduanbangeyuedeshijianjiushouleshijijin。
danshibuzhibo,jiumeiyoushouru,jiumeifayanghuotuandui,gengmeifaweichitazuikanzhongdelianmian。yushi,tazhinengyingzhetoupijixuxiaqu。
biqishangbeiziwochengshouguodetongku,zheihaiyuanyuanbugouni。
wozuoweiyigewenxintitiedelaopo,zaizijialaogongshiyiluoposhi,ziranyaojitaanwei。
yushi,womeitianzaoshangdouweitapaoshangyibeireredekafei,jiuxiangtashangbeiziduiwoneiyang。
tazaiwodekafeilijialelingrenjingshenhuanghudeyaowu,woyetoutaobaoli,zaitadekafeilijialecixingjisu,rangtagengqingxuhuale。takaishibiandexinuwuchang、minganduoyi,yidianfengchuicaodongjiunengdafaleiting,nongdezhouweidegongzuorenyuankubukanyan。
jiuzaizheishi,taqipanyijiudehaoxiaoxizhongyulaile。dongfangjiarenzhongyurenlingletapinpaidaiyanrendeshenfen。
zheijuqiyechabuduokuaixiawanle,wogantandao。
shoudaoxiaoxidelixingyuyourufanjinzhongju,renyejingshenle,qingxuyebudiluo,fangfoyouhuidaolecongqiandezhuangtai。
wozaiyipanglengyanpangguantaxianggehouersideshangcuanxiatiao。
tadangjijuedingjinwanyaolaiyichanghonghonglielie、shengshihaodadedongfangjiarenpinpaizhibo,xiangpinpaifangzhengmingtabaodaoweilao。
wozoudaoyangtaishangbotongleshuijundedianhua。
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zhibogangkaishishi,lixingyuxiandeshifenkangfen,wozuozaitashenhou,kanzhepingmulidetafuyou**dijieshuoyijianyouyijianshangpin,huanghujianhaoxiangkandaoletazaisshiyijiabaihuogongsilizuocaizhuangdianjuyuandeyangzi。
dangchudetahaishigegangchushehuidemengdongqingnian,nazheweibodegongzizhuzaishanlideyaodongli,pingzhexinzhongduishishangdereaixiangyaozhagenzheizuochongmanhuolidedachengshi,weigengduobutongxuqiuderentuijianshihetadeshangpin。
gongzuoshidetaposhiyounuli,cengjingyitianduizhejingtoushileshangbaigenkouhongdeyanse,zuichundoufayanleyebukentingxia。napayikaishizhiyousanshigerenkantadezhibo,xiadangoumaiderenliaoliaowuji,tayehuijinlidibashangpindequanmaochengxianzaijingtouqian,xiangguanzhongfenxitadexingjiabi。yinweitabuxianggufurenheyigexiaofeizhedeqidai。
woxiangzheijiushishangbeiziwoaishangtadeyuanyin。
jiuzaiwoxianruchensizhiji,yijunuqichongchongdezhiwenjiangwolahuixianshi。
[naliguile??]lixingyukanlekanshoutoushangdeshangpin,youkanlekandapingmushangdedanmu,nuqichongchongdizhiwendao。
shiqingdefazhanyichaohuwodeyuliao,baitianwochuledadianhuajishuijun,rangtamenzaimouboshanggongjilixingyuwai,meiyouzuoewaideanpai。woganmangnaqishenqiandepingban,xiangyaonongqingchushizenmeyihuishi。
yuanlaishiyouwangyoutucaodongfangjiarenyuelaiyueguile。
zheitinghelide,xiaofeizhemaidongxidangranyoushuojuguidequanli。
lixingyushenpangdeliangmingzhuboqitudayuanchang,quebeilixingyujiexialaishuodehuayelehuiqu。
[buyaoluanshuo!naliguile!yibaikuaiqiandounabuchulai?dongfangjiarenshiguohuopinpai,zhuandedoushiliangxinqian!]
guohuopinpaishihennan,dansheibunan?yiyudaoshierjiubanchu“guohuopinpai”lai,zheijuhuayoubushimiansijinpai,keyidaochuyongme?
我在心里反驳道。
[yudaowentiyaoxianfansifansiziji,zheixieniannihaohaonulilema?shengzhi、zhangxinlema?]
yuanlaisuoweidegutaizhongxian,zhishilinsiqiandehuiguangfanzhao。
zheibujiushitashangbeizipuawodehuashuma??
woyishinushangxintounubukee,“teng”diyixiazhanqishenlai,chaolixingyuzouqu。
wotaiqishou,pa!yishengqingcuideshengyinxiangqi,lixingyudelianshangluoxialeyigexianhongdebazhangyin。
[dangchuninabuchuliangwanxuefeipaolaigenwojie,shiyinweinibugounuli!]
李星宇蒙了。
woyoutaiqishou,pa!youshanletayigedaerguang。
[niluocichuangye,rangwogennizhuyaodongchiyecai,yeshinibunuli!]
haimeiwan,meidengtafanyingguolai,wozaijiezaili,youjiletayigedabidou。
[zheimeduoniandoumeihong!tianyiheinizuozhibo,tianyiliangnijiupaoquzuonvmingxingde**niulang,yaokaomaishenqiurong,haishinibugounuli!]
[daleile,woyaoxiaquheshuixiuxile。]shuowan,wotouyebuhuidilikaizhibojian。
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zuoshangchedejiashizuo,woshenhuyikouqi,taochulekoudailideshouji,faxianwoyouwushutongweijiedianhua,dabufendoushichunfendade,yushiwohuiboguoqu。
**douhaimeixiangni,duimianderenjiujieqiledianhua。
[yade!jiemenerniuba!nishitangsengyudixiafan,bbkingzhuanshiba!]chunfenshanglaipitougailianyidunluankua。
[sha?]womanlianyihuo。
[nihaibuzhidaoa!nizaizhibojianlikuangshanlixingyuerguangdeshipinyijingzaiwangshangchuanfengle!wangyoudoufengniwei“zhibopanguan”leni!]chunfenxingfendishuodao。
wolianmanggualechunfendedianhua,diankaimoubo,resoubangdiyiguoranshi#xiazhiqishanlixingyu#。wangxiahua,#zhibopanguan#zheiyicitiaojinsuiqihou,disanshi#dongfangjiarenyuelaiyueguile#。
woxinshengyiji,yong“dongfangjiaren-xiazhiqi”zheigenichengzhucelemoubozhanghao。shenqingrenzhenghou,wolianxilegongsixiaoshoubudebuzhang,rangtaxianzailaigongsiyitang,erwoyequcheganhuigongsi。
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yijingongsi,wobianzhuangjianyingtouganlaidexiaoshoububuzhang,taetoucenzhehan,zuiyebuzhufadou,yiliandejinzhangwucuo,yiweixiaoshoubuchuletiandadeshiqing。
[laoliu,biedanxin。]wopaipaitadejianbang,anweidao。
[jiaoniguolaizhishirangnipeiwozuogezhiboeryi。]woyundanfengqingdishuodao。
[a?zhi、zhibo?wozheidalaocu,nalineng...]laoliuhuayinweiluo,bianbeiwojishidazhule。
woshenmiyixiao,shuo[nizhixuyaozhanzaiwopangbian,yinghewoshuodehuajiuxingle。shengxiadedoujiaojiwo!]
wozaigongsidesheyingpenglijiandandibulegejing,jiahaoshexiangji,jiulazhelaoliuyonggangzhucedemoubozhanghaozuoqizhibo。
zhibocaigangkaishi,jiuyoushushiwanguanzhongshunjianyongruzhibojian。
[dajiahao,woshidongfangjiarendongshizhangxiazhiqi。]
cihuayichu,zhibojianlidunshizhakaileguo:
[wozhitingshuoxiazhiqishilixingyuqizi,meitingshuotahaishidongfangjiarendedongshizhanga!]
[zhenshirenbukemaoxianga...]
wodunledunjixushuodao,[womendefuwuzongzhi,shizhanzaixiaofeizhedelichangshang,sheshenchudidesikaowenti。xiaofeizhezaigouwuguochengzhongyouquanhangui,youyiwuhangui。yinweihangui,jiushizaitixingwomen,shifouzaichengbenbakongshangyousuoqianque?]
[zhubolixingyudesuozuosuowei,junbudaibiaowosilichang。zaici,wozhengzhongxuanbu,dongfangjiarenyulixingyuzhongzhihezuo。congjinyihou,womenjiangfangqisuoyoumingxingdaiyanrenjihua,yong“xiaofeizhe”,yejiushipingmuqiandenimen,zuopinpaidashi;yibaiwanzijin,fuchinianqingrenzhuimeng。]
[raner,jintianchulezheiyangdeshiqing,womennantaoqijiu。woyuxiaoshoubuliubuzhangzaicixiangpingmuqiandesuoyouxiaofeizhezhiyizuichengzhideqianyi!]shuowan,wolazhelaoliuchaojingtoujiushidujugong,jieshulezheicizhibo。
9
两天以后,
dongfangjiarenpinpaiyinwojishidegongguanyuanlileyulunzhongxin,lixingyuzhibojiannuduiwangyoudeshireduweijian,jiuzaiwangyoumenqunqingjifen、kouzhubifazhishi,lixingyuyoubeibaochushexiantoushuiloushui,zaoqianyuangongshimingjubao。
baoliaozhecheng,lixingyuyi“yinyanghetong”hesirenzhanghushoukuandefangshitaogerensuodeshui。
lixingyuyiyezhijianmingshengsaodi,bianchengrenrenhandadeguojielaoshu。tamingxiadesuoyoucaichan,yeweilebujiaoshuikuandijiajianmai。
lixingyuzhizedongfangjiarengongsidongshizhangxiazhiqizaizangjiahuo,danyijingmeiyourenyuanyixiangxintashuodehuale。
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dayinglihunguansihou,woyixinpuzaishiyeshang,meitianmangdebukekaijiao。
wozuihouyicijiandaolixingyu,shizaiyigeyangguangcanlandewuhou。lixingyuzaigongsimenkoulanzhuwodeche,burangwowangqianzou。
yaobushitazhangkoujiaolewodemingzi,wojihudoukuaiyaorenbuchutale。buguojigeyuedeshijian,taxiangshilaoleshijisui。
[qiqi,qiqi...]jianwoxiache,taliangqiangdipudaowogenqian。
[nijiujiuwo,neixiepinpaixianzaidoubuyuanyiyongwo!nijiujiuwoba!woshenwufenwenle!wofuchuwuwangle!]tadejingshenxianranyijingbudahaole,shuohuashiduanduanxuxu、wuyuluncide。
[linxiaoni?tazenmebujiuni?]womingzhiguwen。
[linxiaozoule,womeiqianle,tajiubuyaowole...]lixingyunannanziyu。
[linxiao?linxiao!yuanlaishini,yiqiedoushini!hahahahahahaha!]lixingyuturanyishidaoleshenme,kaishidiankuangdidaxiao,kanyangzihaoxiangshifengle。
woyibatuikailixingyu,shangleche。
tadexiaorong、tadeyanlei、tadetanxi,zaiyewufaqiandongwodeqingxu。
tazhongjiangchengweiyiduanheiandewangshi,yigeguoqudepianzhang。
wocaixiayoumen,xiangzheqianlubenqu。
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