逍遥小县令，开局给皇帝当导游
《逍遥小县令，开局给皇帝当导游》 小说介绍
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第4章
啥？
xiahuangliangrenwenyan，lianseshunjianheilexialai。
狗！
真特娘的狗啊！
eryeanningyeweizaiyitamenerrendebiaoqing，tuikaichuanghu，kanzheyuanchulongqideshanmai，sixuwanqian，buyougankaidao：“zheigegongchengkeweishijudawubia，xianlingdongyongquanxiandebaixing，meigerengandedourehuochaotian，yaobawushuitongdaojiwatong！”
tingdaozheifanhua，tamenerrenliansegengheile。
废话！
zheizhongzaofuziji，kenghaibierendegongcheng，nimengandeburehuochaotian，nandaohaixiangranggebixiangan？
sheizhidao，tamengangyouzheigexiangfa，yeanningbianjiezhedao：“zuizhongyaodeshi，womenxianlingtiliangminxin，bujinlazhetaoyuanxiandebaixinggan，erqiehaijiaoshangdegebixiandebaixing！”
“gebixiangengbuyongshuo，gandeneijiaoyigeluoguxuantian，qiyuxuananga！”
“daolezuihou，wachulaidekeng，biwomendehaishen！”
“zicongpaiwuguandaotonglezhihou，zanmentaoyuanxiandeshui，biandegengjiaganjingyouweisheng，jiuliangebixianderen，douchandexianghezanmenzheibiandeshui！”
cihuayichu，errenzuibazhangda，nengsailiangkejidan。
体谅民心？
niteniangdegaosuwo，zheizhongquededeshiqing，jiaotiliangminxin？
确定不是土匪？
niranggebixianchengderenlaiwakeng，haibabierendeshuigaochou，zairangtamenmainimendeshui？
畜牲啊！
danfanshigeren，douganbuchuzheizhongquededeshiqinga！
errenqidexiangmaniang，tamenpingshi，jiumeijianguozheibanhouyan**zhiren！
tamenxinlifengkuangtucao，yeanningzeshiziguzideshuodao：“benlai，haixianglianjiexiahe，dannaihediliweizhitaiguopianpi，zaijiashangshigongnandujuda，suoyicaifangqilezheigexiangfa。”
啥？
夏河？
teniangdenihaixianglianyixiahe？
xiahuangwenyan，numuyuandeng，chadianmeitiaoqilaimaniang。
xiaheshishenmedifang？neishihuanggonghejingchengdezhuhedao，jishiwanbaixinghedachen，douyaokaozheitiaoheguorizi。
你还想连接？
畜牲！
zhenshisangjintianliangdechushenga！
tamenxinlihendeyayangyang，zheishishangzenmehuiyouzheimehunzhangderen？
zuizhongyaodeshi，zheizhongren，xiahuangshenbianzenmemeiyou？
恨！
yeanningshouhuimuguang，jixujieshaoqitadongxi：“zhuyikan，zheishidongxijiaohuasa，shilaixizaoyongde。”
“zheishichugongyongdecezhi，yiqiandoushiyongtugedaca，cawanmeicidoushengteng，yonglezheigeyihou，jiuzaiyebuhuitengle。”
tingdaoyeanningdejieshao，errenyanmouzhenjinglianlian。
dangkanlezheizhidirouruandecezhihou，gengshidengdashuangyan，zhenjingwubi。
zheizhongshangdengdexuanzhi，niyonglaica**？
败家！
真是败家啊！
yaozhidao，napazaihuanggong，zhizhangdoushuyuxiquezhiwu，xiahuangxiangyaoxiezi，douxuyaocengcengshenhecaixing。
“dangranle，biqiyonglaixiezidezhi，zheicezhiyejiuneihuishi。”
“对了。”
“haibuzhidaoerweijiaoshenme，laizinalini？”yifanjieshao，yeanninghurankanxiangerren，xunwendao。
zhangzuoyakaikoudao：“wojiaozhangzuoya，zheishiwojialaoye，jiaoxiayeming，womenerrenlaizijingcheng，quwanqitadifang，youshanwanshui。”
xiahuangdiantoushiyi，jiusuanshijingchengshanxia，douxianyourenzhidaodetamingzi。
yeanningdao：“neinimenjiaowoyeanningjiuxing。”
shuowan，tatingdunleyixia，jiezhedao，“jiranerrenlaizijingchengzhizhong，xiangbizheicezhiyechangyong，qitadongxi，woyejiubuguoduojieshaole。”
zheihuayichu，liangrenzuijiaojiroukuangchou，manyanbuziran。
常用？
他们用都没用过！
dan，duifanghuadouzheimeshuole，tamennahainengfanbo，lianshangzhinengchechuqianqiangdexiaorong。
zheishi，dianxiaoeryezuohaodefancai，sanrenbingjianqixing，laidaoleyongshandedifang。
“sanweikeguan，zheishibendiandekaiweixiaochi，baochaohuashengmi！”
“dengxiahaiyoupaihuanggua！”
dengtamensanrenluozuohou，dianxiaoerduanqiyipancai，fangzaitamenzhuoqian。
xiahuangerrenchaodewaijiaolinendehuashengmi，xianrulechensi。
拍黄瓜？
zheigejijie，youhuangguachi？
tamenduishiyiyan，jiekanchuduifangdeyihuo，zhangzuoyashengyinchenchendao：“woshuodianxiaoer，meiyounijiubieluanshuo，gangdachunbujiu，nalilaidehuanggua？”
tazhuguanhubu，duiyushenmejihouzhongshenmenongzuowu，menqing。
xianzaidongtiangangguo，youxiedifangjixuehaiweihuakai，nigaosuwoyouhuangguachi？
骗谁呢？
黑！
zheijiadian，zhenteniangdeheia！
dianxiaoerdangjijiubuleyile：“zenmemeiyou？womenzheihuangguakedoushigangcongdapenglizhaide，lianyiyeshijiandoumeige！”
“大棚？”
xiahuangerrenyitouwushui，yourutingtianshuyiban，zizinandong。
“duia，jiushidapeng！”dianxiaoertiqidapeng，yuqijiuyichangjidong，“wogenerweishuo，zheidapengfeichangzhishenqi，jiuyonggebaisetoumingwujian，wangshangmianzheimeyida，baixingxiangyaoshenme，penglijiunengzhongchushenme！”
shengyinluoxia，xiahuangerrentongkongdizhen，daweizhenjing。
xiangyaoshenmejiunengzhongshenme？
erqie，haibuyongbeijijiesuoxianzhi？
ruozhenruci，zhiyaonengdedaozheixiangjishu，neixiaguobaixing，qibushijiubuyongweilechibaofanerfachou？
xiangdaozheili，xiahuangyanmoujingmangshanshuo。
zhengdangerrenxinzhongsisuowanqian，yipangyeanninghurankaikou：“ganghao，wojiufuzezhongzhileyipianshuguopeng，dengchiwanfanhou，wokeyidainimenguoqu。”
“neiduoxieyexiaoyoule！”xiahuangxiaorongmanmian，ruozheishucaidapengzhenrutamensuoshuoneiyang，weilaixiaguodefazhan，jiangbukegulianga。
yeanningxiaodao：“meishi，ganghaowozhongdehuangguayeshule，tiaojianyixia，bahaodeliuxialai，huaidezainaqumai。”
cihuayichu，errendadieyanjing。
zhangzuoyagengshiyilianbengbuzhu，yuqiyouxiechize：“bahuaidenaqumai？nayounizheimejingshangde！”
wenyan，yeanningbuyiweiran，dao：“cuo，dacuotecuo！”
“woxiangwenxiazhangxiansheng，zheigejijie，ninengchideshanghuangguama？”
二人摇头。
yeanningxiaodao：“suoyia，wonengnachulaidedongxi，qitarennabuchulai，zheijiujiaozuogaoduan，yaoshijuedehuangguapinzhibuxing，nimenkeyiquzhaobierenjia，fanzheng，wozuoshengyi，jiangjiuyigezi，chengxin！”
zheifanhua，rangerrenchadianmeibeiguoqu。
奸商啊！
zheigejiahuo，zhenteniangdejianshanga！
xiahuangyeshiyilianwunai，tashuodezheixie，queshimeiwenti！
jiaoyima，benjiushiniqingwoyuandeshiqing。
zaijiashang，wuyixiweigui，dachunjiuyoudehuanggua，napapinzhizaicha，neidoushibukeduodedecunzai。
但，他们确很不爽！
jiuhaoxiang，nimingzhidaonilaopopitui，nihaiyaoyuanliangta！
不爽！
很特娘的不爽！