喜欢你好甜
《喜欢你好甜》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoyouyoulumingdexiaoshuojiao《chuyoudanbeiyang》，shizuozhexihuannihaotianqingxinchuangzuodeyibenyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：chuyouzicongshujiabeitabiaomeidaizherulezheigeyouxidekeng，jiuzaibeigelurenmafengkuangnvecaidedaolushangyiqubuhui。yinweisifashizaiqianqibaiguai，beiduiyoudangchenglezhongdianbaohuduixiang，qiangkeyibuyao，jijiubaozhitongyaoyidingyaoyou，yaoshisoudaolesanjitousanjijia，diyigejiuyaojita。...
《喜欢你好甜》 第2章 小剧场1 免费试读
danbeiyangdiyicijiandaochuyou，shizaisdaxinxueqikaixuedeshihou。
taneihuierzhenghehulaichiwanjigongbaozhunbeihuisushe，sdabeimenyixiangrenshanrenhai，gezhongxiaotanxiaofanlvjinbuzhididingfengzuoan，shuiguotanjianbingguozitanshaokaotanyandaoluliangbianpaichengyipai，shibenlaijiubukuandemalugengjiayongji，jidongdaorenxingdaogenbenbufen，zheishihoubuguannishibaomabenchihaishixiaodianlv，yilvdoudebiequdiduzailushang，ranggezhongluanchuanmaluderengouxianxing。
danbeiyangjiuzaizheirenshengdingfeidebeijingli，diyicijiandaolechuyou。
tachuanzheyishenshenlansedeluolitayangzhuang，peizhebaiseguoxiwahexiaopixie，toushanghaidaizheyigeheiseleisidemaoerduofagu，chunseshicheliziyibandeguojianghong，xiangyigecongzhongshijichuanyueerlaidexiaonvwu。
tabuzhidaozijishizenmele，neimecaozaxuanxiaodeyanhuoqili，tazhikandedaotayigeren，zhoubiandeyiqiedouanranshisele。
dengtazoudaotamianqianshi，tacaifaxiantalianshangjuranhaihualejigenkeaidehuxu。tadijiletayizhangchuandan，limaodichongtaweixiao，zuobianlianjiashangdexiaojiuworuoyinruoxian。
“huanyingninguanglin‘maodebaoen’。”
suihouyoushuoleyijuriyu。
houlai，danbeiyangcaizhidaotashuodeneijuriyudeyisi，shi“jiandaonizhengaoxing”。
见到你，真高兴。
danbeiyangyijuhuabuzhewuliude，ranghulaiyouxiemobuzhetounao，tayouyuzhekaikou：“tawanchiji，ranhouni？”
danbeiyangcishixinqinghao，yebuguaihaoyoujuranmeiyouzhuadaotadezhongdian，shenzhiyouxiechenguaidigualehulaiyiyan，ranghulaiqileyishendejipigeda。
“wonengjiaota。”shuowan，tayoubuchongdao，“tawandebuhao。”
chidunruhulai，jurandourangtacongzheihualitingchulexiexuchongniweidao。
bushitanaobuguodu，danbeiyangyouxiwandehao，piqiquechoudehen，gendanbeiyangwan《juediqiusheng》shiruguocaijidehuayishinushaduiyouyeshiyoude。hulaiwushucibeitamadaohuaiyirensheng，xianzairenjiazhishijianjiandandanyiju“wandebuhao”queshishiyouxiechongnideyiweile。
dengtanongqingchuqizhongxijie，takaishicaozheyikehongniangdexinsongyongdanbeiyangqudashan。
tiankelianjiande，zicongdanbeiyangyikefangxinbeineiweijiuwoxiaojiejiezonglebataotiandahuo，tayijingbeidanbeiyangyadaozheijiamaokahelesangexingqidekafei，jiusuanshihuangjiakafeitayehenileya。
“neinishanga，yongnijingzhandejishufuluta！qingdaota！”
danbeiyangjiemaoyidou，youxiechiyi。
“zheiyang……shibushiyouxieqingfu？”
“zheiyoushenmeqingfudea？xiongdi，shebudehaizitaobuzhelanga，yaobushiniburangwochuma，taweixinhaowozaojiujininonglaile。”
danbeiyangyikexinruleigu，gangguqiledianyongqi，henkuaiyouxiangpiqiubanxieleqi。
tazibaoziqidishuo：“haishisuanleba。”
wenyan，hulaizuililijifanchuyigukafeidekuwei。
tashizaibuzhidao，xiangdanbeiyangzheizhongtiaojiandenanhaizi，buyinggaizhaoyizhaoshounvhaizijiuquzhiruowudelailema？zenmehaizheibanchunqing，dageshandouyaoniuniunienie，nishinageciyuanlaideshabaitianaxiongdi？
“dage，jiunizheixiaoliandaner，jiunizheishenbaner，panjingtiaoshunde，nagemeizibuhuiconglenia？”
danbeiyangmeihaoqidao：“tacaimeineimefuqian。”
“xianzaidemeizidouxihuanyouxidadehaodenansheng，niyouzheixiantiantiaojian，haipabunengshoudaoqinlai？”
mianqiandedanbeiyangyijiumeijingdacai，wanruoyiduobeiqiushuanglingnveguodehuanghua。
hulaishizaipobudeyi，zhijiexialeyijimengyao。
“niyaozaibuchushou，nijiumeixile，wokanneixiaojiejiegentamendianlineikafeishihaoxiangtingliaodelaide。”
一语惊醒梦中人。
duimiandedanbeiyangzhongyutaiqitou，zhengdaleyan。
我负责刚：吃鸡否？
chuyoudakai“xiangqinxiangaichijixiaofendui”weixinqun，jiukandaoletabiaomeiguanjiaofalaideyitiaoxinxi。
tabeigouqishangxinshi，youyoudiyoutanchukouqi。
wofuzetang：bule，wojuedingjiediaozheigeyouxile。
tayoufalezhangbiaoqingbao，shiyizhanghehuahanbaoyufangdetupian，pangbianhaipeilezi“wozibile”，shifenfuhetaxianzaidexinqing。
我负责苟：真的吗？
zheiwei“wofuzegou”shitabiaomeideshiyou，jingchangdaitayiqidayouxi，chuyouzaiyouxilishoutazhaogupoduo，shigeqinqiewenroudemeizi，danxianzaitahaoxiangconggoumeiyuqilitingchuledianqiexideweidao。tazhengxiangwengoumeishibushitingdaotajieyouxihenkaixin，ranhougoumeijiudanletiaoxiaoxichulai。
wofuzegou：taihaolejiejie，nizhongyukenfangqile，wojuedehaishi“xiaoxiaole”gengshihenini，tingguanguanshuoni“xiaoxiaole”wantongguanle？
baxiaoxiaolewantongguandechuyou：……
我负责扶：+1。
……
fuxiongnizhangnianleiyuebuhangsheng，xianzaiyoushilaicounamenzirenao？
kanpobushuopo，zheiqunrenhainengbunenghaola？erqiebuyaoqiaobuqidanjiyouxihaoba，wanerxiaoxiaolebuxuyaozhihuima？
chuyouyinuzhixia，xiangtuichuzheigesuliaoqingyiqun，quetingdaotoudingturanchuanlaiyidaohaotingdeshengyin。
“你好。”
shixianwangshangtai，ruyandexianshiyijianganjingdebait，ranhoushinanshenghaokandehoujie，zuihoushiyizhangmeiyanxiuzhangdejunlian—zhengshibuhuaihaoyiqianlaidashandedanbeiyang。
tagezihengao，yinweichuyouzuozaibatainei，shengaoxuanshutaida，budeyigongleshenzi。
chuyoujuedezheiyouxiebutailimao，yushicongyizineizhanqishenlai，shenbiandeailaobanqulexishoujian，tazheige**tiandianshibudeyilanlezheixiezaqizabadeshi。
“nihao，qingwenyoushenmexuyaodema？”
shishishang，danbeiyangqueshigaochuyouyidajie，jiusuantazhanqilaile，tahaishibudebuditoucainengzhishitadelian。
tamingjilaishihulaidezhunzhunjiaodao，yidingyaodazhiqiu，xianzaidenvhaizixihuanzhijiedianerde。
tajinzhangdelianshouxindouhanshile，erduoyekaishifare，xinzangbuguilvditiaodongzhe，shenzhinengtingjianxiongqiangzhongneihuangruoleimingdeshengxiang。yihengxin，tabianshuochuleneijulaishizhuomolehaojiudekaichangbai—
“xiaojiejie，nichi**？”
褚悠：“……”
shijing，yiweinishinabenmanhualizouchulaidedanboshaonian，quejuranshiqingtianbairixiayigexiaoliumang。
chuyouneixinfufei，yinaodaidehuangsefeiliao，mianshangqueyipaichunliang，zhuangzuoshenmedoubudongdeyangzihanxiaokanzhedanbeiyang。
danbeiyangdanshenshibanian，yuanbenshigeshengzaihongqixia，zhangzaichunfenglidedahaoqingnian，ranerzaiweisuoshiyourifuyiridexuntaoxia，cishijinghechuyouneigenvliumangguiyidenaoshenjingdadaoleyigenxianshang，tawushizitongdimingbailezhonghuayuyandebodajingshen。
tahuangmangbaishoufouren，baidongdefudutaida，shenzhidoudailedianxuyinger。
“bubububu……wobushineigeyisi，wodeyisishishuonichi**……bubu！wodeyisishinichijima？jiuneigejuediqiusheng？”
erduoshangdehongjianjianmanyandaolebojing，yuefaxiandetafuseruyu，chunhongchibai。
tayouxienankandikanzhechuyou，yanjinglidaizhedianerxiaoaohui，xiangzhikelianbabadedagou。chuyourenbuzhuxiaole，luchulezuolianshangdeneizhijiuwo。
chuyoukanzhemianqianzheiweilianhongdexiangshiyaofeitengledeshaonian，taganggangkuaxiahaikou，shuokeyidaitachiji。
kaiwanxiao，tameihaiyougoumei、fuxiongsanrenduanweidoubudi，sangeren“nai”tayirenyirandaibudong，zheiweishaonianhaodadekouqi！
“你很厉害吗？”
danbeiyangrenzhendidianlediantou，youjuedezijihaoxiangyoudianbuqianxu，zhihaoyouhuashetianzudibuleyiju：“yibanlihai。”
褚悠挑了挑眉。
zheijiahuo，nianjibuda，chuiniudebenshidaobuxiao。
tazhengxiangyiyizhongbushilimaodezitaijujue，queyouturanxiangdaogangganggoumeitamenhaobuyanshidexianqi，yikebolixinyousuichengleqibabaner。
couhezheguoba，hainengdanpaizade？yourenkendaitajiushihaodele，tazongyouyitiannengzaixiangqinxiangaichijixiaofenduiyangmeituqi，chengba**zhanchangde。
zheiweinvshizaowanglexianqianxinshidandanyaojiediaolajiyouxidexuanyan。taxiaoyinyindikanzhedanbeiyang，yiyizhongjingxideyuqishuodao：“zhende？nizhendeyuanyidaiwo？”
danbeiyangdexiaoxinzangyoubeizheitianmeidexiaoronghuangdedoulesandou，tazhengzhongdidianlediantou，jiezheyouanhulaijiaodeneiyangshitanzhewen：“neiwomen……jiageweixin？”shuowanminchugemiantiandexiao，xiangshiyouxiexiuyuzijizheizhaoranruojiedexinyi。
gangcongxishoujianchulaideaimuzhenghaotingdaozheijuhua，chongchuyoupaolegeaimeideyanseguoqu，suijiyoushixiangdigunhuixishoujianqule。
zongzhi，zuihouchushibulidedanbeiyangshoucidashanzongsuanmianqianggaojie，nadaolechuyoudeweixin，tachuaizheshoujixiangchuaizhekuaijinzhuan，jinliangwenzhuzijiqingpiaopiaodebufazouchule“maodebaoen”。
aimuzongsuanchulexishoujian，tayiweishenzhangdizhuanglezhuangchuyoudejianbang。
“keyia，neimeshuaidexiaogegedoubeinidiaodaole。”
chuyouzhengzaijidanbeiyangbeizhu，ganggangdanbeiyangjieshaoletademingzi，beifangdebei，baiyangshudeyang。tingdaoaimudehua，tataitoukanleaimuyiyan，youxiewunaidishuodao：“shenmeya，nizhidaowobuxihuanzheiyikuande。”
aimudangranzhidaotaxihuanshenmekuan，chuyoujialiyougexiaotashisuidedidi，tacongxiaojiujitadidiyoudangdieyoudangma，niaobupianzigengshicongxiaoxidaoda，zheijitaliuxialejudadeyinying，duineizhongdidixingdenanrenjingeryuanzhi，xihuande“aidou”doushineizhongyikanjiulijingcangsangdedashuxingmeinan，danbeiyangyishenganjingdeshaonianqi，doubuzhidaomanershisuilemeiyou，queshibushichuyouhuixihuandeleixing。
danshi，renjiazhangdeshuaia。
艾沐觉得有些可惜。
chuyouquezaobazheiguzifengyuepaodaolenaohou，tagangdashang“danbeiyang”sangezi，turanyouxiangdaoleganggangneigenanshengtingbarubaiyangdeshenxing，xinggeyerubaiyangshuyiban，zhilvdekeai。
beishanyouyang，nanshanyousang。
lezhijunzi，bangjiazhiguang。
chuyouxintouyidong，shandiaodanbeiyangsangezi，zhongxinshurule“xiaobaiyang”sangezi。
xiawuwudianban，“maodekafei”jiudayangle，ailaobankaigediankaideshifenbuzouxin，kafeitingheshikaizhangheshidayangquanpingtalaorenjiaxinqing，youshixingzhilailehaibadianmenyiguan，zuzhiyuangongyiqiqutageqing、benggedishenmede。
zheiyangdedianjuranhaimeidaobi，yedekuitazushanghongyunbiyou，zaijiashangrujinlumaozhifengshengxing，taneixiemaoerzimaoguinvzhangdeyoumoyouyangde，shibushidisagejiaomaigemeng，caizongsuanbaneixieenkejiliuzhule，buzhiyurangchuyouhexibeifeng。
dianmenyiguan，**xiaomeijiuhuixuexiaoqule。
chuyoubenxiangheaimuyiqiquchigefan，danaimuhaobuliuqingdipaoxiataquzhaonanpengyoule。chuyouhekafeishilinzezheilianggehunshensanfazheqingxiangdedanshengouzhihaoxiangxiezhequchilegerouxiebao。
chiwanfanliangrenxianlaiwushiyouyalegemalu，kanwanlejiangbianfangdeyanhuacaigezigunhuilezijidejia。
daolesushe，yijingkuaijiudianle，chuyouxiewanzhuang，nazheyifuquxilegezao。dengtaxiwanzaochulaishi，danbeiyangjiujitafaletiaoxiaoxi。
小白杨：吃不吃鸡？
xiaobaiyang：qidai·jpg！
biaoqingbaoshiyizhidapangzhuxingfendiduojiao，dapangzhuliangbiandesaibangzifenfende，hexiawudanbeiyangxiusejinzhangdeyangziyouxieweimiaodezhonghe。
chuyoukechidishouxialezheizhangbiaoqingbao，bijingnvliumangyeshiyouyikeshaonvxinde。
“来！”
chuyoudakaile**zhanchang，xuanzeweixindenglu，zuijintaheguanjiaotamendayouxichangchangquqqqu。
taxianzaiwanweixinqujiubuhuipengdaotamen，miandeneiyiqunrenyouyinxiandiguanzhan，ranhouyoudasidichaofengta。
jinru**zhanchanghou，danbeiyanghenkuaijitafalaileyouxiyaoqing。
“nindepengyouliushuidemitaoyaoqingninjiaruduiwu。”
褚悠：“……”
kanbuchulaishaoniannibiaomiankanzheyibiaorencai，yuanlaiguzilijingruci**。
danbeiyangqingleqingsang，kaimaijieshidao：“mingzishimeimeiqude。”
zheigeyouxizhanghaojiushitameimeidannansangde，tadezhanghaoduanweitaigao，yongtadezhanghaohechuyouwanpipeidaodewanjiayeshigaoduanwei，tapadaoshihoubaohubuhaochuyou，zhihaonaledannansangdezhanghao，jiushizheiidmingnanyiqichiledian，dengtayoulegaimingka，tayidingmashanggaidiao。
meiyoutingdaohuiying，tashitanzhejiaoleyisheng：“chuyou？”
sangyinhehuandongting，bansuizhexiweidedianliushengzaichuyouerbianzhaliekailai，tayikelaoliumangdexinchadianerbachibuzhu。
kanzhechunhongchibai，yiliandeshaonianyiqi，quemeixiangdaoyouzheimeyigenanyoulibaobiaodehaosangzi。
他还只是个孩子啊。
chuyouxinzhongxiangqijilongjinggao，zhuangmozuoyangdikailemai：“nishisdadexueshengba？”
youxizhongdefeijiqifeile，danbeiyangjichuyoufaqutiaosangensuiyaoqing。
“是的。”
chuyouzaierjineitoumanyouyoudiwenta：“e？neinishidajide？”
feijidehongmingshengrangtadeshengyinyouxiemohu，danbeiyangwenshundidadao：“daerle，linchuangyixuede。”
chuyouyouxiejingya，sdasuishuoshigezonghexingdaxue，danchulecailiaokexueyugongchengzhuanyewai，linchuangyixueyesuanshiwangpaizhuanyele，genghekuangsdafushuyiyuanquanguodouyouming，kanlaizheihaizihaishigexueba。
tatiaoletiaomei，shuodao：“e，woyanyile，jiaoxuejie。”
单北杨：“……”
taganggangtiaoxiafeiji，jiutingdaochuyouyaotahanta“xuejie”。tadangranzhidaochuyoushixuejie，haizhidaoshijingshenyixueneibiande，diyiciqu“maodebaoen”deshihouhulaijiubangtadatingqingchule。
ketabuxiangjiaotaxuejiea。
danbeiyangzhijuedezijideyikexinhaoxiangheyouxilineigerenwuyiqitiaoxiaqule，sanwanyingchidegaokong，yikechunchunyudongdeshaonanxin，bajiyishengshuaidefensui。
danbeiyangzheiyibatiaolejichang，zheiliwuzifeichangfengfu，fudeliuyou。danjingzhengyejilie，shigangqiangdeshouxuanzhidi。zhiyaonenghuozhezouchujichang，jibenshangrenrendoushiyishenhaozhuangbei。
chuyouzaitianshangdeshihoujiukandaolehaojizhiduiwu，youxicaijimeijianguodashimian，dunshijiusongle。
“zheimeduoren，maye，woyaoluodichenghela。”
danbeiyangqingshenganfuta：“biepa，genzaiwoshenhoujiumeishi。”
tatiaosanjishuhenhao，yixiajiutiaodaolefuyoudecziloulouding，luodijiujianlebaakmhehongdianmiaozhunjing，duizhuntianshangyigehaimeiluodidegemeneryigesaoshe。
nideduiyouliushuidemitaoshiyongakmtujibuqiangtaotailebiefuwolekuailaitianbao。
haizaisouwuzidechuyou：“……”
kongzhongchenghe，zheiyouxihainengzheiyangwandema？
“趴下。”
chuyouhunji**zhanchangzheimejiu，paxiahetianbaojianzhishitazuishuliandelianggedongzuo。wenyan，taxiangdoumeixiang，xunsudipazailedishang。
danbeiyangpazaidishang，youshiyizhensaoshe。
nideduiyoushiyongakmtujibuqiangtaotailebietianbaolekuailaifuwo。
pazaidishangdechuyou：？？？
ganqinghetianshangneigemenerhaishiyiduide？
chuyouhuaiyizijishibushixiale，talianrendoumeiyoukanqing。
tazhongyuchengleyoudalaozhaodexiaodi，chuyoureleiyingkuang，xiangzhedengxiayidingyaoduojiandianbao，jidalaodibaodiyao，zuoyigehegedeyiliaobing。
“跟我来。”
dalaoyishenglingxia，chuyoudingzhegelvyouyoudemotuochetoukui，duanzhebaganggangjiandaodem762，hengchihengchidigenzailedalaohoumian。
czilouloudingkongkuang，shiyejihao，shiheguanchadiren，danyinweimeiyouyanti，yerongyibeirendadao，danbeiyangdaizhechuyoukuaisudixialelou。
louliwuzigengfengfu，danbeiyangbashouzhongdeakmhuanchenglescar-l，youjianlejigebeijingheyibam416。
“褚……”
“嗯？”
“xuejie，niguolaiwozheibian，zheiliyougesanjitou。”
“好嘞。”
chuyougangxiangchuqu，hurantingdaolebadabadadejiaobusheng，neijusedexiaojiaoyinsanmianhuanrao，richang“gouji”dechuyoujianzhiyaohepoledan。
chuyousuozaiqiangjiao，rutongyizhijinggongzhiniao，douzhesangzihujiaodalao：“xuedi，zheier……yourena，wobuganchuqu。”
danbeiyangkanleyantadeweizhi，kaimaishuodao：“biepa，wolinibuyuan，ninazheqiang，ruguotajinlaijiudata。”
shuowan，tajiuxiangchuyoudeweizhipaoqu。
guolejishimiao，duozaifangzilidechuyouzhitingjianjishengjiliedeqiangsheng，ranhoudanbeiyangdediyinpaojiuzaierbianxiangqi：“chulaiba，dousiganjingle。”
chuyouzhanzhanweiweidizhanqilaidakaimen，jiukanjiansangemaozhelvguangdehezibaizaizoulangshang。
tahuankuaiditianbao：“ouye，yijiaren，guoranjiushiyaozhengzhengqiqi。”
danbeiyangyiyiduisan，shenshangzhiyouyicengbobodexuepile，zhengdunzaibianshangdayao，tingdaotazheijuhua，buyoudexiaochulesheng，rededuimiandehulaihoubeifaliang。
baolizhenghaoyouyigesanjitou，chuyouhuandiaonaodaishangneigelvdefaguangdeyijitou，huanchenglezengguangwaliangdesanjitou，zhenggerendoutimianlexuduo。
zhihoujiushidanbeiyangdanfangmiandeyichangtushaxiu，chuyoukanzhejishagonggaolibuduanchuxianliushuidemitaozheigeid，caizhidaozijibangshangleyitiaoduomecuzhuangdedatui。
“dulaile，kuailaishangche。”
“好的，好的。”
yilianghongpixiaojiaocheyigepiaoliangdepiaoyitingzailechuyoushenbian，chuyouliluoditiaoshangleche。
zhishitayidakaixiaoditu，queyiwaikandaozhenggejichangyijingbeihongsedehongzhaqusuolongzhao，tatixingdanbeiyang：“womenkuaikaichezou，zheilishihongzhaqu。”
danbeiyangmeifangzaixinshang，hongzhaqutabuzhipengshangduoshaohuile，yemeiyounacishibeizhaside。
“别怕，炸不死。”
huayingangluo，tazhitingjianyishenghongmingshengzaierpanxiangqi，xindaobuhao，zhengyaobazhefangxiangpanwangyoukaishi……
“nibeikongxijizhongzhongshangle。”
shijimiaohou，lianggehezizhengzhengqiqidibaizailedishang。
单北杨：“……”
chuyou：“hahahahahahahahahahahaha，ai，woshuoleba，hahahahahahahaha。aiya，wogennishuolenibuxin，woyouzheifangmiandejingyan，hahahahahahahahahaha！”
danbeiyangtaishourouleroutaiyangxue，zaichuyoumoxingdexiaoshengzhong，renbuzhuyexiaochulesheng。
suihouliangrenyoukailebayouxi，zheiyipandanbeiyangzongsuandaizhechuyoutingjinlejuesaiquan，tuzhongtahaibangchuyoujiaqiang，zaiyidaijushendebangzhuxia，jiupingzhechuyouzheixiyangqiangfa，juranyeshunlidinalejigerentou。chuyouzixinxinbaopeng，dengdaojuesaiquanzhishengxiazuihouyigerenshi，tazigaofenyongdishuo：“wolai，wolai。”
danbeiyangbangchuyoubiaoleyigeqianfangyoudiren，chuyouyiranmeiyoukanjian，shigeshizude“xiaolongxia”。
“naerni？naerni？”
“zaineikeshuhoumian，kandaomei，pazaicaoconglini。”
chuyoudakaibeijing，zhongyukandaoleyishuangjiao。
“tatantoule，data。”
chuyouyekandaoleneikeguiguisuisuicongshuhoumiantanchulaidesanjitou。taduizhunzhunxing，lianmanganxiazidanjian。
没打中。
“啊！有人打我！”
chuyouwanruoyigejiqiren，feichangjiangwenmingdonglimao，congbubeihoufangrenqiangzier，darenyidingyaozhanqilaitangtangzhengzhengdida，zheiyangderenbierenyidayigezhuner，budatadashei。
danbeiyangganmangdao：“kuaidaoshitoubeihoulai。”shuowanjiudasuangandiaoneijianchidaozuihoudexiongdi。
chuyoumangzuzhidao：“biebie！wolaiwolai！wotongzheixiongdigangshangle。”
yaopingshidanbeiyangzhiboshipengshangzheiyangshierduodeduiyou，tashiguandoubuhuiguande，danzheishichuyou，tajuedezheiyangdeduiyouchulekeaihaishikeai。
hainengzenyang，zhinengchongzhebei。
“好，那你来打。”
chuyouyangyangdeyididakaiquanbuyuyindao：“xiongdi，shuhoumiandeneigexiongdi，nikuaitoujiangba，womenyoulianggeren，nibiefuyuwankangla！jiaoxiebushaa！”
shuhoumianderenwudongyuzhong。
chuyoujixuhandao：“xiongdi，biejianchila！niyijingbeiwomenbaowei……ai？”
nibeiluodichengheshiyongpopianshouliudansuotaotai。
“快跑！扔雷了！”
chuyou：nihaikeyihandegengwanyidian。
shaolechuyoudefangai，danbeiyanghenkuaijiangzuihoudeneigexiongdijishadiaole，bansuizhe“dajidali，jinwanchiji”dezhuyu，danbeiyangwenroudesangyinchuanrulechuyoudeerduo。
“吃鸡了。”
chuyousuiranjintianyemeihuodaozuihou，danhaodaihaishichileji，zhongyaodeshitazhongyutupolelingsha，baituoletangjimengmeidechiruchenghao，chenglege“minijiwang”。
taganjinjielezhangtu，youshunshoujiliushuidemitaodianlegezan。
“ganxiedalaodaiwochiji。”
danbeiyangyejitadianlegezan，roushengshuodao：“buyongxie。”shuowankanlekanshijian，youdingzhuta，“buzaole，nizaodianshui，womengaitianzaiwan。”
zuihou，tayoubuchongyiju：“shenmeshihounixiangwanleweixinwojiukeyi。”
chuyouyikancaiwanshangshiyidian，dangdaiqingnianchenmipengkeyangsheng，shiyidianzhengshijingcaideyeshenghuoganggangkaishideshihou，taxindaozheixiaoxuedishenghuozuoxihaitingguilv。
tayibiandiantouyinghao，haowuliuliandituichule**zhanchang，yibianyouqiaoqiaodimoquweixinfaletiaopengyouquan。
tajiangneizhangjietufalechuqu，pangbianhaipeileju“shijingkuawo，buyaoting”。
tapengyouquanlideneixieyemaozihenkuaipinglunleta。
guanjiao：kaiguashihuibeifenghaode。
nizijitingtingnishuodeshirenhuama？
goumei：jiejienibushishuojieleyouxima？yuanlaiquweixinquleya。
人艰不拆啊苟妹。
jinzhubabaailaoban：nizenmeqiliushuidemitaozheimegepominger，hahahahahahahahaha。
nizheigewanchijijiuyuncaideruojijiubuyaolaicouzheigerenaolehaoma？
guanjiaohuifujinzhubabaailaoban：aijie，ninongcuole。
jinzhubabaailaobanhuifuguanjiao：haha，shizheiyangdema？/chouyanjpg/
褚悠：……
linze：jintianbudanghezijingla？hahahaha！
fuxiong：niduiyoutinglihaide，12sha，renshidema？gaitianyiqidageyouxi？
……
您重点抓得真准。
taxiangshanhaoyoulezenmeban？
jiuzaichuyoubeizheiqunsunyouqidetuxuesanshengzhishi，tashoudaolelaizidanbeiyangdeyitiaopinglun。
单北杨：真厉害。
kankanrenjiaxiaotianshi，nimenmomozijideliangxinnandaobutongma？
chuyoubaozheshoujicelegeshen，yeselishoujifachudeyouguangsazaitadelianshang，zhaoliangletaneimoguazaichunbiandeyimuxiao，takuaisudihuifuledanbeiyang。
“一般厉害。”
zheiliangrenyigetianbuzhichidifapengyouquan，yigexinhuaiguitaidishuaduifangdepengyouquan，wanquanwanglezhiqianxiangyueyiqibuyaoaoyedeguihua，xiangjuzaichuyouneiyipianjifengdepengyouquanxia，jingranmeiyousihaoganga。