《影帝是个黏人精》 小说介绍
《yingdishigenianrenjing》shiyiburangrenchenmideyanqingxiaoshuo,youchenmanqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaozhoushimuchengchengjinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian,yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。yeshi,chengchengdapinleqiniancaizaiyulequanyouyixizhidi,erzhoushimuqingqingsongsongyijuhuajiunengrangtashenbaiminglie。……。
《影帝是个黏人精》 第1章 影帝是个黏人精 免费试读
di1zhangyingdishigenianrenjing
qianjiaoxianglianqiniandenanyougenwotichulefenshou。
houjiaoyingdichenglewodexiangqinduixiang。
genglipudeshi,yingdixiangqindangtianjiulazhewolinglezheng。
我:???
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shide,wogenyulequannanshenyingdizhoushimuyinhunle。
zaizheizhiqianwocaigangbeifenshou。
neitianzaiqutanbandelushangwoshoudaolefenshouduanxin:【womenbuheshi,fenshouba。】
duanduanjigezijiuyibidaiguolewoqiniandepeiban。
qishiyiqiedouyoujikexunde。
wogenchengchenggangzaiyiqishi,tahaizhishigeshibaxianxiaomingxing,neishihoutaqunaerdouqianzhewo。
houlaitachenglezhishoukeredeyixianmingxing。
kewoquezhinengyitazhuli、biaomei、sijideshenfenchuxian。
enmieshoujipingwoanweiziji,zhishaoyihoudoubuyongzaiyayizijiweizhetazhuanle。
weileqingzhuhuifudanshen,woguaijinlepangbianyijiashaokaodian。
jipingjiuxiaduyouxietouyun,woqishenzhunbeihuijiashuijue,yibuxiaoxincengdiaolelinzuoshuaigedeyashemao。
wowanyaoqujian,jingranpiejianyizhangshuaiqibirenyouyoudianshuxidejunlian。
shuaigeyouxiejingtidikanwo。
yucitongshi,zhouweiyourenzaidishengyilun:“ei,kuaikan!neishibushizhoushimua?”
“哪呢?哪呢?”
woturanxiangqilaitashishei,yingdizhoushimu,woyiqianzaichengchengdejuzuyuanyuanjianguota。
yishunjian,sizhoudemuguangquanbujulongguolai。
wotiaojianfanshedixunsunachukouzhaojitadaishang,zaishunshouladitademaoyan。
xiangzheijinianwushucibangchengchengjieweideneiyangwanshangzhoushimudegebo:“laogong,niliuganzheimeyanzhong,haishigankuaihuijiaba。”
zhoushimuhenshangdaodijuliekesouqilai,kanrenaoderenshuadiyixiasankaile。
guaiguolukou,zhoushimudezhulijietashanglebaomuche。
cheziqidongqian,tagezhebanshanchechuangyanjinghanxiao:“xiexieni,yaobujiageweixin?”
ruguoshipingchangwokendinggaoxingditiaojiaole。
keneitianwodagaishijiujingshangtoule,turanhenbuxiangzaigenzheixiegongzhongrenwucheshangguanxi。
zhixiaozhegentahuishou:“zaijian。”
ranhouwoxiaosadizhuanshenzoule。
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suoyidiertianxingjiuhouwochangzidouhuiqingle。
neikeshiyingdi!nanshen!dingliu!
napayaozhangqianmingzhaoyehaoya!
ranhoudangzhoushimuyixiangqinduixiangdeshenfenzuozaiwoduimianshi,wozhenjingle!
womatingshuowofenshouhoulianyezhaodexiangqinwangzhan,zheihuiyuanfeijiaodeyetaizhile!
haobantianwocaizhaohuizijijiejiebabadeshengyin:
“hao......haoqiao,nilaizhei.......paixi?”
“buqiao,wochaguonideziliao。”
......
wonaodaimumude,mannaozidoushi:zhoushimuzhangdeyetaihaokanleba。
zuotianheduolemeizixikan,xianzaijinjulichouchou,tapifuzhenhao!
“baoqian,chanizhishiyifangwanyi,xiwangjiang**biejieyi。”
tadezuiyikaiyihe,wokanderuleshen,banshangcainenglijietadehua。
houzhihoujuedilianmangbaishou:“bujieyibujieyi。”
tayouxiaolexiao,yanweiyangqilai,fenwaisherenxinpo。
“neininengzaibangwogemangma?”
woxiangbeixialegubanmangrandiantou:“shenme?”
“跟我结婚。”
我彻底傻了。
danwobuxiangkanshangquxiandeneimechun。
yushiwoqiangpozijidanaokaiji,nuliquzhanzaitadejiaodulaisikaowenti。
banshanghou,wodiandiantouyadishengyin:
“mingbai。nishixianggenwoxieyijiehunbangniturenshe?haishijiazhuangjiehunbangniquqishei?”
tayanlidailedianxixuekanwo:“jiang**henxihuankandianshijuba?”
wodelianyouxiefatang,bujiediwen:
“buranniweishenmeyaogenwozheimeyigesubuxiangshideputongrenjiehun?”
tagujiefenmingdeshouzhizaizhuoshangqingdian,dadelisuodangran:
“wobenlaijiuyoujiehundedasuan,juedeniheshisuoyilaixiangqin。”
......
“kuangqiepaokaimingxingzheigeshenfen,woyezhishiputongren。”
zheihuayichukou,rangwoduitadeyinxianggaiguanbushao。
diyicijuedezhoushimuchulezaiyingmuliguangmangwanzhang,yekeyixiangxianzaizheiyangpingyijinren。
“所以,结婚吗?”
tayouwenleyibian,haiwangqiantanletanshenrenzhendikanzhewo。
woxinliyihuang,naoziquanluanle。
genyingdijiehunye!zheigesheishenshangbushitiandadehaoshi?
danshi,yetaituranleba!
wohaizaiyouyu,zhoushimushuaichuliangzhangka:“hunhouwofuzezhengqian,doujiaojinibaoguan。”
“jiehunba。”woguoduanshouzouleneiliangzhangka。
zheiniantouzhangdeshuaizhengdeduoyoudafangdenanrentaixiyoule,woyoubusha。
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hunhouyigelibai,yingditiantianhuijiachiwanfan。
wozaichufanglitingjiantakaimendeshengyinshi,anannamen:tadoubuyongpaixileme?
canzhuoshang,zhoushimuhelekoutangduishangwodeyanshen:“youhuashuo?”
“meiyou,jiushiganjuenizuijinhaoxiangbutaimangdeyangzi。”
tamilemiyan:“nixiwangwomang?”
“ha?meiyoumeiyou......”
woxinxudiganxiaoliangshengdixiatou,jiupiejianzijilingkouyouyikuaiyouzi。
suishouchoulezhangzhichezheyifuquca,cazhecazhehuranganjuedaoyouyidaozhiredemuguangsaoguolai。
zhouyingdizhengyizhabuzhadidingzhebeiwozijichekaidelingkou。
erqiebeiwofaxianhoutayemeiyounuokaimuguang。
shenzhi,haigoulegouchunjiao。
等等。
tashibushiwuhuishenmele?
xiangqiqianjiwantadefengkuang,wotuiyiruan,chengzhezhuoyanxiangpao。
taanzhuwodeshou,gaodadeshenyingtieguolai,wenreqixipensazaiwoejiao,liaodewotoupifama:
“慌什么?”
woyanlekoukoushui,jiannanzhuantou。
“mei......meiyou。”
tachixiaoyisheng,zhijiehulvewodejinghubawogangshangjiantouwangwoshizou。
wodeshouluanzhualejixiapengdaotadejingyao,qingyijiuganshoudaotajinbengdejirouxiantiao。
xuduolingrenlianhongxintiaodehuamianshunjianyongshanglai。
yishidaojiexialaiyaofashengdeshi,woyuefakouganshezao。
haoyinghanya,wohaoxihuan!
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tianhaimeiliang,zhoushimuyijingzhunbeichumenle。
wowozaibeizilijiuzheyushideguangweiweizhengkaiyan。
jianwoxingle,tazuodaochuangbianbawodelianwachulaiqinleyikou:
“再睡会儿。”
zuowanwoshizaitaileile,lanlandingleyishengyoushuiguoqu。
zhidaorishangsanganpaqilai,caikanjiantadexinxi,shuoshiqupaixile。
wofanyingleliangmiao,ranhouxingfendinashangtajiwodekaqushangchangxuepin。
yitianxialai,zhanguoxiren。
wanshangwozuozaichongmanfenhongpaopaodeyuganglixizizidishuazheshouji。
yaobushuoxinmaideshoujishizhenzhineng,zhidaowoshizhouyingdidelaopo,haijiwotuisongtadeweibo。
zhoushimu:jienverhuijia。
woxiangxinsuoyoukandaozheitiaoweibodenianqingnvxingdoufeitengle!
包括我!
tanver?wonaozilidunshishanguoyiwanzhongkeneng。
jiuzaizheishizhouyingditurantuikaijialideyushimen。
wohedechadianmeibashoujizayugangli。
tahuailibaozhezhimao,kandaowoyifushoujingdebiaoqingyouxiehuyi:“zenmele?”
wosikaozheyaozenmekaikou,bantiancaiwenchuyiju:
“tingshuo......womenyounverle?”
“ng。”tazhengdouzhemao,shengyinsanman:“xihuanma?”
shixianluodaoneituanmaorongrong,woxinliyisong,diaoxiaodao:“nizheinver......wokeshengbuchulai。”
tashouyidun,taiqitoukanwo,yanshenkaishibuduijing。
wozuijiaodexiaoyiyijiang,yishidaozijigangcaishuoleshenme,xinligedengyixia。
zaogaozaogao,wozheishizuodeshenmesi!
guoran,zhoushimusongkailemao,mengdichaowocoujin,guntangdechunzaiwoerchuishangqingyaolexia:“neixianzaishengyige?”
womanliantonghong,niuguotoubugankantadeyanshen。
“wo......wowo......bushizheigeyi......”
zhoushimudeshoubuzhidaoshenmeshihoushenjinleyugangli,tiezaiwohouyaoshangbawoshijingchaotayidai。
wocubujifangjianjiaoleyisheng,zhenggerenzhijiepudaoletaxiongkou。
tatiezaiwoyaoshangdeshoubishuiwenhaitang,shengyindaizhedianya:“jiaoshenme?”
ganjuedaotadeshixianzaiwoshenshangyouli,woturanxiangqilaiwomeichuanyifu。
haixiudebatoujinjinmaijintahuaili,sisilouzhuta。
zhoushimushenshangdewenduyuelaiyuegao,dashouhuadaowoceyaoqialexia,shengyinyounianyouya:“zheimezhudong?xiangyiqixi?”
......
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qichuanyuyudicongyushitaochulai,wojuedewobixudechidunhaodelaibubushenzile。
dangluosifendechouweicongchufangpiaochulaishi,zhoushimuzhoulezhoumei。
tahuanguyiquan,zhizhedishangjidaxiangluosifen、baodufengenzihaihuoguo:
“你喜欢吃这些?”
“nishuoyaoqupaixiya,woyigerenzaijiachizheixiebijiaofangbianma。”
talenglexia,conghoumianhuanzhuwo,xiabadizaiwojingwo:“neiwoyihoudaizheniqugongzuohaobuhao?”
......
youyuzhouyingdilaoshidongshoudongjiaodanwuwozhufen,tazuizhongbeiwoganchulechufang。
woduanzheyidapenzuliaoluosifenchulaishi,kanjiantahoujiegundonglexia。
“这是什么?”
wofeilidijiaqiyigebiwolianhaidadeximanletangzhidezhadanyaoleyikou,yilianchenzui:
“zhadanya!nimeitingguoyijumingyanma?”
“什么?”
tayifuxuxinshoujiaodeyangzi。
“chiluosifenbuchizhadandengyumeichi!”
......
woxiliulehaojikouzhihou,zhoushimuhaizaidingzhewodewan,woyouxiebuhaoyisi:
“niyaobuyaoyechiyidian?”
“好。”
shuowan,tajiujieguowoshoulidekuaizi,ranhoushengxiadedabanwanquanbeitachiguangle。
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zhoushimuhaizhendedaizhewoqugongzuole。
taneitiaoweiboredubuxiao,quanwangdouzaibajitashengnverdenvrenshishei。
jinguantafangchugenmiaomiaodehezhao,peiwen:guainver。
但网友直呼不信。
zhoushimugenwoshanglianghou,womenguanxuanle,ranhoutazhijieguandiaoleweibo。
youyitian,wowozaishafashangkantazhuyandedianying。
tasongsongkuakuadilouzhewo:“xiangbuxiangchuquwan?”
ranhouwojiubeiguaiqupeitacanjialeyichanglianzong。
mudedishiyizuohaibianxiaocheng,yishangcheqitajiabinyijingdaole,wogenzaizhoushimushenhouchaodajiadiantouweixiao。
muguanglveguochengcheng,woxiaoyiyijiang。
shuohaowolaiwande,qianrennanyougenxianrenlaogongdouzai。
玩什么?玩我么?
chengchengkandaowodeshunjianmeijianyining,henkuaiyouyanshiguoqu。
shoushangturanyijin,zhoushimuqianzhewoyueguodajiazuodaozuilimiandeweizi。
buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue,tahaoxiangyoudianbugaoxing。
chezihuanghuangyouyoukaileqibagexiaoshi,**zaizhoushimushenshangshuilehaojiu。
xingguolaijiukandaomanpingdedanmu:
【蛙趣!】
【蛙趣!】
【jiangaibozishangshishenme?】
【kanbuchulaiyingdihaitingmenga!】
【zheicaishiwozunguivipgaikandelianzonga!!!】
【aaa!woshilaikannanshende,weishenmeyaonvegouwa!】
wokandelianshangyoudianshao,nanguaimihujianwoganjuetabawoyilinglalela。
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daolemudedi,zhoushimuqunaxingli,woxianyibushanglou。
zoudaoloutiguaijiaochuturanyigeheiyingdangzaiwomianqian,shichengcheng。
zheishifenshouhouwodiyicijiandaota,tayiqianduiwozongyoudianlengaohebunaifan。
danzheicitahuangle,zhudongxianglailawodeshou:
“xiaoai,nigenzhoulaoshi......jirannixianzaiyeguodetinghaode,neiwomenzhiqiandeshijiudoubutileba?”
woxianedihoutuiliangbu,gangyoudianzhongxinbuwenhouyaoshangjiuturantieshangleyizhishou。
“小心。”
zhoushimubawowangtahuailihulexia。
chengchengliansebaile,shenzhihaijuleyigong:
“zhoulaoshi......wo......”
yeshi,chengchengdapinleqiniancaizaiyulequanyouyixizhidi,erzhoushimuqingqingsongsongyijuhuajiunengrangtashenbaiminglie。
zhoushimuloujinlewotiezaiwoerbian,yanshenqueliangsousoudidingzhechengcheng:“buxudandugenyenanrenshuohua。”
......
zhoushimumeiyouguanmai,shexiangdagedexiangjiganghaotuiguolai。
弹幕又疯狂滚动。
【waqu!wohedeheneng,zheibeizinengkandaoyingdichicu!】
【cujingerzheimeda?wosuanle......】
【xiaosi,chengchengdebiaoqingtaihaoxiaole,ganjuetadouxiangjizhouyingdikeyigele,hahaha。】
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zhoushimuheizhelianbawolahuifangjian。
menyiguanshang,tabawoquanzaimengentashuangshoujian,zaiwoerchuishangchengfasidiyaolexia:
“对他还有想法?”
“没......”
tadechunehenhendiyaxialai,guntangdehuxijidewoquanshenxiangguodianbandoulexia。
mole,zaiwochunshangqingqingyiyao:“buxugentashuohuale。”
“buran......”tagenwofenkailedian,xiemeiyixiao:“shuoyigezi,wojiuyaoniyikou。”
......nikezhengou。
haishidaoyanzhulizaimenwaikelianxixidiqingshengwen:
“zhoulaoshi,ninhaolema?yaodaolouxia**le。”
worushizhongfu,chentameizhuyicongtahuailizuanchulailakaimenjiuliu。
shenhou,daoyanzhuliduishangzhoushimuyizhangyinchendelianshidoukuaiyaokuchulaile。
youleqianchezhijian,jiemukaishihouchengchengtiaolegeliwozuiyuandeweizhi,yanshendoumeiganwangwozheierpiaoyixia。
jiemuzuanpaidediyigeyouxijiao“weiaixiachu”。
younvfangxiachunanfangpingfen,zuihounanfangyaoxuanchunayidaocaishizijidexindongnvjiabinzuode。
wohuanguyiquan,haojiahuo!zheijiweinvjiabinshinvdexueyuanbiyedeba!
rencanjitang,fotiaoqiang,jianniupai......
kanzheizhenzhang,bichuyiwokendingshishule。
zanjiushishuodelingpixijingle。
wozaizhunbeihaodeshicailifanlaifanqu,jingrancongjiaoluolizhaochulaiyidailuosifen!
就你了!
周时慕肯定能选对!
yushi,lundaonanjiabinmenpinchangmeishishi,woneiwanluosifenpeizhutierzaiyizhuomanhanquanxizhongtuoyingerchu。
zhoushimutiaoletiaomei,qitajiweinanxingdouyilianbuganxiangxin。
daoyanhenmanyidajiadefanying,jileluosifenyigedatexie。
jingtouzaizhuanhuilaishi,zhoushimuyijingzuodaoluosifenmianqiannaqilekuaizi,sihushizaikaolvzenmeduizhutierxiashou。
wocongdoulimochuyibasuandishangqu。
yingzhetabujiedemuguang,woyouyicikouchumingyan:
“chiroubuchisuan,xiangweishaoyiban!”
zhoushimuxiaole,danmufengkuanghongzha:
【hahahaha,yingdizheilaoposhizaicunlizhaode?zheimejiediqidema?】
【jiyingdizhuluosifen,haidejiusuanchi?xiaobuhuolejiarenmen!】
【666666】
【wozenmejuedetamenyoudiantianni?】
【+1,duishideyangzihaosue!!!】
zhoushimujiwodeluosifendalemanfen,zheiyilun,womenyingdehaowuxuannian。
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xiawu,dajiagezihuifangxiuxi。
woxiwanzaochulai,zhoushimuhaizuozaishafashang“sihasiha。”
tabeisuanladaole,juezhezuibutingxiqi,yanshenyouyuan。
wojuedehengaoxiao,sheinengxiangdaoyulequandegaolengnanshenhainengyouzheifuhaowandebiaoqing。
zhengcazhetoufacongtamianqianzouguo,turanbeitadalizhuaijinhuailiquanzhu:
“骗我?嗯?”
tadeshoutiezaiwoyaojiandeyangyangroushang,wobianxiaobianduo:
“mei.......shini......zijichixiaqude......hahaha......songkaiwo......”
woniulainiuqu,tadeqixiyufachenzhong:“shima?neiniyeshishi。”
影帝是个黏人精