《老弟,作妖呢》 小说介绍
zhurengongjiaoyekaiguangachendexiaoshuoshi《laodi,zuoyaoni》,shizuozhedidiaode666qingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushifenggedexiaoshuo,neirongzhuyaojiangshu:woaadayingzhe:“bucuobucuo,henmanyi,shibudedadianxiaofei?”tachuwoyiquan:“dashenmexiaofei,shuolequansuanwode,yihouduoguanzhaojiushile。zheiyang,chaiqian……...
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10.
zaiwodegainianzhong,longzushiyizhongshifenbeicuideshengwu,wulunshigushichuanshuohaishiyouximanhua,zhiyaoyoulongzuchuxian,jihumeiyoubudaomeide。
biruzaixifangxuanhuanshedingzhong,tulongshiyigegudingchuxiandeqiaoduan,meishaguolongdoubuhaoyisishuozijishichulaihunde。dongfangchuanshuozhonglongyiyangbeicui,dongzebeichoujinbapikouyanzhu,xiyoujixiaobailonghaisuanhaodian,dannengrangheshangqileyibeiziyeshiburongyi。
chulelongzuzishen,yigerenruoshigenlongdashangleguanxiyedoumeishahaoxiachang。kankanneixiezichengzhenlongtianzidehuangdi,xiachangzayangbushuo,meidaiguolvmaozidezhenshishao,wangbazuoweilvmaozitutengzheimeduonian,genlongyibizhengaixiagangle。
bunengshuowoduilongyoupianjian,jiukanwodaoxianxiashijieyihoudesuojiansuowenba,wanlongzhenshaxiachang?heilongwangxianzaihaihengshiliangbanbaiyunjianni,doutemekeyijiaoliaodaiyanle。
11.
此处应有掌声,
此处应有尖叫,
此处应有背景音乐,
此处应有灯光特效!
xichunjianzhijiushicaizhejuqingjiaobenchuchangde,zheiyetaixijuxingtaijishileba,takendingkanguowwe!
12.
guyouhanxinshoukuaxiazhiru,liuxuandemaicaoxieweisheng。
jinyouqitongweixiaguiqiuhun,xietingfengxuanzeyuanliangta。
tamenrenrufuzhong,yiqiujianglaichengjiuqianqiudaye。zheixiediangucongxiaojiushenshenjililewo,yerangwoyouleyigerenshi,wangwangyounenglifanji,quenengrenzhuderen,doubujiandan!
13.
zoudaoyigexiaoliangting,tingzhongzhengyouyiduierxiaoqinglvhanqingmaimaizuozaiyiqishuozheqinghua,liulaoliuguoqujiudunang:“zhixingbingdexiaoguanggaotienaquleni,kejisiwole......”
xiaoqinglvhedeyiliuxiaopaochongchuleliangting。
liulaoliudeyiyangyangzhaohuwo:“jinlaizuoba~”
14.
zheizhongjuqinghenduogushixiaoshuozhongdouyoudema~tingqilaihaoxianglianggerenzaigaoshenmexiuxiudeshiqing,tingdenihuojihuoliaode,shenmebuyaobuyaode,haodahaodade,qishigenbenbushineimehuishi,dengnipaoguoquyikanjiuhuifaxian,renjiashizaidapukeni。
15.
youshiyizhengangadechenmo,manrouyagenjiubuzhudongshuohua,liulaoliugengshizaiyipangtianyoujiacude,yihuieiyaeiyade**,jiuxiangduonanshouside,yihuiyouchangqilailegaibianbande《sheishuonvziburunan》。
“roumeizijianghua,litaipian,sheishuonaochun~~xiangqingxian。nihehaizi,shoujiaye,renjianaochun~~lefantian。niruobuxiangxin,jiuwangtashenshangkan,nayouxiehewa?nayouyiheshan?zheiyinanyinv,shadoumuyouchuan~~eihaieiaihaia~~~~”
wohemanroutongshengqiuta:“liuge,nixianchuquyihuibei,zheishiwomenzijishuo!”
16.
日防夜防家贼难防,
送水小哥隔壁老王。
zheixienenggoufangbianchurunijiaderen,wangwangjiushixianniyuburenbuyidiujinshiyu,koudaifakongtoudingfalvderen。
17.
yibashousheidouhuidang,danzheigeyibashounengdangduodadejia,nengdangduojiu,shifeichangkaoyangerennenglide。
往简单了说:
开局一人一条狗,
衣食住行全靠狗,
别看活的挺憋屈,
但你也是一把手。
18.
zhidaoduishiyeyingxiangzuidadecunzaishishenmema?
bushimonancuozhe,bushilajiweibo。
bushixiaorenjianshang,bushixinlingjitang。
bushiyuelinianqing,bushixianshangpujing。
bushiyingoufanchuan,bushibaiduwangpan。
zhenzhengnenggouduinishiyezaochenghuimiexingdajide,lianggezi——tongxing!
19.
tatinghao,zuowanwomentongdianhua,tajingshentoukezule,dabanyehaizaiwaimianpaobu~”
wohaoqi:“banyepaobu?”
“shia,womenshizuotianbanyetongdedianhua,dianhualijiutingtachuandetebielihai,wowentazenmele,tashuopaobuni。ranhouwohaitingyoupapapadeshengyin,tashuotachuantuoxiepaode。wozheigeshalaobaneryazhenben,chuantuoxienengbuleime,erqiehaipaobukuai,buyihuijiubeiyigenandezhuishangle。”
“嗯?”
“e,wotingyougenandehan,woyaochongcila~woyaochongcila~~~wolaobanerhedeganjinjiasu,jiutingpapapapa......”
wangyouhuangyanfuxinrendianping:haishirenbuzhushuo,zheibenshujiushibuyiyang,zhengtixialaiganjuehenhao,suiranzhujiaoyekaiguangachenhaishihuibeiyoudai,dandoushibushenkuazhangde,butainengshoudeleneizhongkaozhemouxiejinshouzhishijingzuode,henbuzhenshi。
wangyouranzhiliunianhuaguodianping:zhendebugoukanya,kanlezheimeduodoushixiaoshuo,zheibenshizaiwokanguoyouxiandejibenlibucuode,xiwanghouqibuyaobeng。
老弟,作妖呢