伊漫祈惟小说《穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦》全文阅读

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    ”duanxunliaozuijiaoyigou,tanranzixindao:“shiyigezhangdehenshuaidenanren!”yimantinghoubailetayiyan:“neikanlai,zheinanrenbuchou,neikendingbushinile!”duanxunliao:“zheigejiu……”guchenfengjishichushengzuzhi:“duanxunliaoqingnibieshuochuguanjianci!”duanxunliaotinghouyaozheyabizuile。yimankanxiangwuchuyiwen:“miaoshuyixia,yiyubaoji!”wuchuyiyoudianjingyadewendao:“yimanlaoshi,zheiquedingyouyaoshuoma...

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《穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦》 小说介绍

zuozhe“yijinxiaopangdun”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin,yanqingxiaoshuo《chuanshu:lianainaonanzhutayouzaiziwogonglvela》,jiangshuzhujiaoyimanqiweishenbianfashengdejingcaigushi,zuozhewenbibusu,jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo!zhuyaojiangshudeshi:yimanzhizheyijushijuwenta:“nancunquntongqiwolaowuli,rennengduimianweidaozei,xiayijushishenme?nijiwobeichulai!”……

《穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦》 第3章 免费试读

benyiweicaifanghuijieshu,jingtouyouzhuanxianglingyigefangjian。

“ninhao!”gongzuorenyuandeyuqidoubuzijuedegongjingqilai。

“嗯。”

lanyangyangyoucixingdeshengyinxiangqi。

“qingwenyixianinweishenmehuishangzheigezongyini?juwosuozhi,zheishinidiyicicanjiazongyi,niduizheigezongyiyoushenmekanfama”

“可以骂人吗?”

gongzuorenyuanlengleleng,yishijianwangjishuoxieshenmele,suihoudao:“bukeyi。”

“neiwomeishenmekanfale。”

nanrenqingqingdexiaoleyishenghuiying,cixingdexiaoshengrangdanmupinglunshuademaoyanle。

导演:“……”

“neiqingwenyixianitaoyandelixiangxingshi?”

“活着。”

工作人员:“……”

wodazibushiyige,zhinengyijuwocaozoutianxia!

笑屎我了。

wolegedou,zheishengyinwoaisile!

youdianshuai,tugekoushui,zuogejihao!

zuiwulidenianjiyudaozuixiangbaohudedingenanren!

zheishengyingaisideershu,gudaoneisiyiduzihuaishui!

diyiyankanshinande,dieryantingshinande,zongjie:nande!

qingjiezhinineirangwoyubabunengdeshuaiqi!

……

“qingwenninzaizheigejiemuliyoushenmedasuan?”

nanrensihuxianghaoleshuoci,tatiaoletiaomei,jiuzheidongzuoranggongzuorenyuanxinjingdanzhan。

guoran,yiwaibuchutasuoliao。

“活着!”

工作人员:“……”

gongzuorenyuandelianyijingjiangmale,danshizhiyesuyanghaishirangtarenzhulehoulonglikuaiyaopensheerchudexingtian,tashuodao。

“xiexienindecaifang,xiwangninzaizheigejiemulizhaodaoshuyunidelixiangxing!daojiemuzhengshiluzhishi,nindefensikendinghuihenjingxinidedaolai!”

“nihao,xiaozhi,laidaowomendejiemu,qingwenyixialaoyibeishiyiqianshoujiushiyibeizi,neizanmenzheiyibeizishenmeshiyibeizi?”

anxiaozhixianglexiangrenzhendao:“chentuile,zheiyituijiushiyibeizi。”

导演:“……”

“ruguonidechuliandaizhehaizizhaodaoni,shuozijilihunle,nihuizenmeban?”

anxiaozhiyongyihuodeyanshenwangzhedaoyandao:“tadoulihunlehainengzenmeban?”

“hunlikendingyaodabantebana!”

导演:“……”

tmde,zheisanrendoushiyouneigedabing。

jiexialaishimuzhining,daoyanzhidaomuzhiningzaiyulequanshiweichulemingdetianmei,suoyishuohuakendingzhengchang!

yushitawendao:“yigenanshengyouchouyouqiongtahuishishenmezhuangtai?”

muzhiningjingjingdekanzheta:“zaicaifang。”

导演:“?”

他忍,忍能赚大钱。

“nihenanpengyoujiewenshinanpengyoujinyaoyaguannihuizenmeban?”

muzhiningangqitourenzhenxianglexiang:“wohuihuanyigemeiyouyadenanpengyou。”

导演:“……”

艹,今晚辞职。

……

budongjiuwen,zheishichenglirensuoshuodeshuaigemeinvma?

buhaoyisi,nibiezaoyao,zheiyoudiandiandeshiwodeshuaigemeinv!(weixiao)

youdianzhengjing,buqueding,wozaikankan,kanwanle,queshibuzhengjing!(shuangshouheshi)

zheigaisideshuohuafangshi,lingrenzhemi。

nibieshuo,nihaizhenbieshuo,zheishitianmeima,quedingbushigaoxiaonv?

zenmeshadiao?buyaomingla?

……

yinweizheicidecaifang,youdabingderenrangjiemushangshengdaoleyigexingaodu。

guchenfengxiaodeliandoujiangle!tajiuxihuanqiweidezheizhongdiaodiao,fadianfadaobugubierensihuodechengdu!

danducaifangjieshuhou,jingtoujiuqiedaole,yidongminsudeyiloudatingli。

jiexialaidejigeyue,buguanjiabinmenzhijianyoumeiyouchou,tamendoudezaiyigewuyanxiayanjianyexinfan!zhidaojiemuluzhijieshu。

daoyanhaixiangjixudanggeren,jingtouduizhengminsudezhuangxiudousaoleyibian。

zhongtiande,kendingbunengzhubieshu,danmingxingdoushijiaoshengguanyangdeyebunengrangtamenquzhumaocaowu,nizhuanfang,xuangeminsuzuihaobuguole!

“dajiahaoya,woshisuqingqing!”

zheijuhuarangsuoyoudejingtoudoujujiaozaitadeshenshang,suqingqinghaishichuanzheyishenqingxindesuihuaqun,toufaruchouduanbanpusankailai,eqiandeliuhaiyongyizhikeaidefakabiezhu,zuijiaoshizhongguazheyimowenroudexiaorong,zhenggerenxiangjileyiduowuhaidexiaobaihua!

“huanyingdiyiweichengyuan,suqingqing!”

danmudepinglunfengkuangdegundongzhe,chadiandouyaoshuabaoleping。

suqingqingchuxianhou,jingenzheshiduanxunliao。

tazhanzaisuqingqingdepangbian,duijingtouwenrundexiaolexiao。

wa,tamenhaobanpeia,langcainvmao!

sihasiha,qingliaocpyaoyingyela,zheizhudingyaokesiwole!

zheisheidetonghuashumeihehao,ranggongzhuhewangzipaochulaile!

duanxunliaodeshixianruoyinruoxiandewangsuqingqingneipiaoqu,dangujizheyoujingtoutabugantaifangsi!buguo,rangyanjiandewangyoumenkanjianle!

aaa,duanxunliaotoukansuqingqingle!wokedecpshizhende!

woyekanjianle,woshijiade,wokedecpjueduishibuhuishijiade!

tamenhuibuhuishizaichaocpa,wokansuqingqinghaoxiangduiduanxunliaomeineigeyisi!

dangranla,suqingqingdezeoubiaozhunshiyueguangge!

……

“haode,huanyingqingqinghexunliao,nimenruzuoba,jiexialaihaiyouchengyuanruchang!”

suqingqingdadafangfangdewangjingtouxiaolexiaohou,wenyadezouxiangshafashangzuolexialai。

jinjiezheshimuzhiningheanxiaozhi。

“huanyingzhininghexiaozhi!”

“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen,wanshanghao,woshimuzhining,wodexinju《rumengchuan》,kuaiyaokaibola,xiwangguanzhongxiaokeaimenkeyiduoduozhichie!”

aaa,kendinghuide,ningningdameinv!

zheigesaoju,dengwofangjiale,wokansini!

……

anxiaozhijixinglaileyiduanraphou,caiziwojieshao。

“dajiazaoshanghaozhongwuhaowanshanghao,woshisingdechengyuanzhiyianxiaozhi,wodetezhangshichihewanleaima!”

anxiaozhiyoukelianxixidao:“dajiakeyijiwogewuxinghaoping,buranduizhangyouyaochuiwonaoguazile!”

hahaha,xiaobaobaohaishiyirujiwangdeshiyigexianyanbao!

duizhang:haode,huiquaida!

xiaobaozaiduilikeshituanchong,biekanduizhangduitafeidajima,qishitachaoai~

zheigenantuan,wozuixihuandejiushixiaobaole,bailandiyiwei,wojiufuta!

……

muzhiningheanxiaozhi,hesuqingqing,duanxunliaodiantoudaleyigezhaohuhou,ruzuole。

jiexialaideshichenmuchihewuchuyile,wuchuyiyizhigenzaichenmuchideshenhou,yinweizailujiemu,chenmuchiyebuhaofazuo。

yilaizheigejiemushouzhongquntiguang,zaizheilihainengquanyixiefensi。

erlai,zheigejiemushizaijidetaiduole,hennanbujujue!

“huanyingmuchihechuyi,nimenkanqilaihaoxiangshiyiduihenhaodepengyou!qingwenyixia,nimenshangzheigejiemushiweileshenme?”

daoyanshihuiwenhuade,shenweiquanneiren,duiliangrendezhuangtaiyikanjiuzhidaoyoubugaorendemimi!

chenmuchiluyigezirenweizuishuaidexiaoronglaidao:“pingmuqiandeguanzhongnimenhao,woshichenmuchi,zai《rumengchuan》shiyannansanyijiao,xiwangdaoshihoujukaibohou,dajiakeyiduoduozhichi《rumengchuan》,xiexiedajia!”

nansanbujiushigezhananma?

shuoshihua,kanxiaoshuoshi,wojiubuxihuannansanzheigechiruanfandejiaose!chenmuchihuibuhuiyeshizheiyang?

julishijuli,xianshishixianshi,nimenbieshangshengdaoyanyuanhaoma?

chenmuchiwuyiweitazheishuaiqidejieshaonengshoudaohenduosizhongfen,meichengxiangshishoudaolehenduoheifen!

neixiedoushiduitayannansandezheigejiaosepoyouyijian。

“huanyingchuyi,chuyishigesuren,qingwennidangsurenqijianshizuoshenmegongzuode?”

wuchuyiyoudianhaipajingtou,zhizhiwuwubantianhaishuochuyiju:“woshitiaogangguanwude!”

导演:“?”

观众:“??”

daoyanyishidaobudui,lijibangtayuanhuilaidao:“chuyi,nizhenyoumo,zaizheigejiemuliyoumoyidianshihaoshi!”

wuchuyiyishuangdadadeyanjingwugukanxiangdaoyan,shouzhiyekuainingchengmahuale。

tajianchidao:“wojiushitiaogangguanwude,wohenreaizheifengongzuo!”

导演:猝!

guanzhong:niqiaoqiaonizaishuoshenmerenhua?

ai,xiaohuozi,zhangdechaojishuai,zenhuishigeshade?

congmingrentaiduo,tabixuweibendanzhengkouqi!

zheihaizideyanshentouzheyiguqingcheyuchun!

loushangde,nibawodeneiyifenyemale!

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……

liangrenyerulezuo,wuchuyijinaizhechenmuchi。

yinweizheigejudong,rangwangyoumenyouyiduankuangshuaping!

“qinaideguanzhongpengyoumen,youdaolejiexiaoshenmijiabindehuanjiele!”

“rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangshenghuanyingyiman,manman!”

yimanchuxianzaiduojiweidejingtouli,shenchuanyitiaopinxixitaolaidaodekuandadeniuziku,shangshendapeizheyijiangezishan,jiaoshangchuanzheyishuangpinxixipinlaideqiuxie,zhenggerenkanqilaiyishenbuzhiqiandejing!

talianliandazhehaqiandazhezhaohu:“nihao,wohao,dajiahao!”

daoyanwendao:“manmanzuowanshiyinweiyaocanjiawomendejiemuxingfendeshuibuzhejuelema?”

yimanzhalezhadayanjingyiliantianzhen:“buhaoyisi,wodanchundejiushichunkun,qiufa,xiadun,dongmian!”

“neiqingwenyixia,manmanrenweizijishiyigezenyangderenni?yinweiguanzhongpengyouduiniyoudianwujie!”

yimanzuochuyifuguaihaizideyangzidao:“aiguo,bujingye,buchengxin,buyoushan!”

导演:“……”

这让他怎么圆回来?

“hahaha,manmandezhuangtaizhenhao!haihuikaiwanxiaole!”

“womuqiandegongzuozhuangtaiyidiandoubuhao,zhuangtaifanershiyipingdexiabanshijian,keyundejingshenzhuangtai,lifuguanlachedegongzi!”

导演:“……”

shijieyitongwenwo,wotongsi!

“haode,xiexiemanman,manmanqingruzuo!”

yimanzheigehuapingshiguyideba?

weishawojuedetashuodehuahaoyoudaoli!

qie,zheigehuapingyichuxianjiumeiyouhaoshi,tayidingshiweilexunliaogegecaishangzheigejiemude!

yimandegongzuozhuangtaihewodeyimoyiyang,xiangsi,queganjuegaisidebushiwo!

taxiangfafengqubiechufa,ok?

沙雕值+100

沙雕值+100

……

yimanmanyidexiaolexiao,zaiwuchuyidepangbianzuolexialai。

suqingqingheduanxunliaobudongshengsededaoleyimanyiyan。

yimanbuyiweirandeluozuo。

duiyudashabideyanshen,tawuxulicai,tapajiangditadezhishang!

“zhongyuyinglailezuihouyigejiabin,tajiushinimenqidaiyijiude…”

“guanggaohuilai,womenjixujiexiao!”

观众:“……”

nitamiaodewanwomenni?jianbujianna?