《穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦》 小说介绍
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《穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦》 第3章 免费试读
benyiweicaifanghuijieshu,jingtouyouzhuanxianglingyigefangjian。
“ninhao!”gongzuorenyuandeyuqidoubuzijuedegongjingqilai。
“嗯。”
lanyangyangyoucixingdeshengyinxiangqi。
“qingwenyixianinweishenmehuishangzheigezongyini?juwosuozhi,zheishinidiyicicanjiazongyi,niduizheigezongyiyoushenmekanfama”
“可以骂人吗?”
gongzuorenyuanlengleleng,yishijianwangjishuoxieshenmele,suihoudao:“bukeyi。”
“neiwomeishenmekanfale。”
nanrenqingqingdexiaoleyishenghuiying,cixingdexiaoshengrangdanmupinglunshuademaoyanle。
导演:“……”
“neiqingwenyixianitaoyandelixiangxingshi?”
“活着。”
工作人员:“……”
wodazibushiyige,zhinengyijuwocaozoutianxia!
笑屎我了。
wolegedou,zheishengyinwoaisile!
youdianshuai,tugekoushui,zuogejihao!
zuiwulidenianjiyudaozuixiangbaohudedingenanren!
zheishengyingaisideershu,gudaoneisiyiduzihuaishui!
diyiyankanshinande,dieryantingshinande,zongjie:nande!
qingjiezhinineirangwoyubabunengdeshuaiqi!
……
“qingwenninzaizheigejiemuliyoushenmedasuan?”
nanrensihuxianghaoleshuoci,tatiaoletiaomei,jiuzheidongzuoranggongzuorenyuanxinjingdanzhan。
guoran,yiwaibuchutasuoliao。
“活着!”
工作人员:“……”
gongzuorenyuandelianyijingjiangmale,danshizhiyesuyanghaishirangtarenzhulehoulonglikuaiyaopensheerchudexingtian,tashuodao。
“xiexienindecaifang,xiwangninzaizheigejiemulizhaodaoshuyunidelixiangxing!daojiemuzhengshiluzhishi,nindefensikendinghuihenjingxinidedaolai!”
“nihao,xiaozhi,laidaowomendejiemu,qingwenyixialaoyibeishiyiqianshoujiushiyibeizi,neizanmenzheiyibeizishenmeshiyibeizi?”
anxiaozhixianglexiangrenzhendao:“chentuile,zheiyituijiushiyibeizi。”
导演:“……”
“ruguonidechuliandaizhehaizizhaodaoni,shuozijilihunle,nihuizenmeban?”
anxiaozhiyongyihuodeyanshenwangzhedaoyandao:“tadoulihunlehainengzenmeban?”
“hunlikendingyaodabantebana!”
导演:“……”
tmde,zheisanrendoushiyouneigedabing。
jiexialaishimuzhining,daoyanzhidaomuzhiningzaiyulequanshiweichulemingdetianmei,suoyishuohuakendingzhengchang!
yushitawendao:“yigenanshengyouchouyouqiongtahuishishenmezhuangtai?”
muzhiningjingjingdekanzheta:“zaicaifang。”
导演:“?”
他忍,忍能赚大钱。
“nihenanpengyoujiewenshinanpengyoujinyaoyaguannihuizenmeban?”
muzhiningangqitourenzhenxianglexiang:“wohuihuanyigemeiyouyadenanpengyou。”
导演:“……”
艹,今晚辞职。
……
budongjiuwen,zheishichenglirensuoshuodeshuaigemeinvma?
buhaoyisi,nibiezaoyao,zheiyoudiandiandeshiwodeshuaigemeinv!(weixiao)
youdianzhengjing,buqueding,wozaikankan,kanwanle,queshibuzhengjing!(shuangshouheshi)
zheigaisideshuohuafangshi,lingrenzhemi。
nibieshuo,nihaizhenbieshuo,zheishitianmeima,quedingbushigaoxiaonv?
zenmeshadiao?buyaomingla?
……
yinweizheicidecaifang,youdabingderenrangjiemushangshengdaoleyigexingaodu。
guchenfengxiaodeliandoujiangle!tajiuxihuanqiweidezheizhongdiaodiao,fadianfadaobugubierensihuodechengdu!
danducaifangjieshuhou,jingtoujiuqiedaole,yidongminsudeyiloudatingli。
jiexialaidejigeyue,buguanjiabinmenzhijianyoumeiyouchou,tamendoudezaiyigewuyanxiayanjianyexinfan!zhidaojiemuluzhijieshu。
daoyanhaixiangjixudanggeren,jingtouduizhengminsudezhuangxiudousaoleyibian。
zhongtiande,kendingbunengzhubieshu,danmingxingdoushijiaoshengguanyangdeyebunengrangtamenquzhumaocaowu,nizhuanfang,xuangeminsuzuihaobuguole!
“dajiahaoya,woshisuqingqing!”
zheijuhuarangsuoyoudejingtoudoujujiaozaitadeshenshang,suqingqinghaishichuanzheyishenqingxindesuihuaqun,toufaruchouduanbanpusankailai,eqiandeliuhaiyongyizhikeaidefakabiezhu,zuijiaoshizhongguazheyimowenroudexiaorong,zhenggerenxiangjileyiduowuhaidexiaobaihua!
“huanyingdiyiweichengyuan,suqingqing!”
danmudepinglunfengkuangdegundongzhe,chadiandouyaoshuabaoleping。
suqingqingchuxianhou,jingenzheshiduanxunliao。
tazhanzaisuqingqingdepangbian,duijingtouwenrundexiaolexiao。
wa,tamenhaobanpeia,langcainvmao!
sihasiha,qingliaocpyaoyingyela,zheizhudingyaokesiwole!
zheisheidetonghuashumeihehao,ranggongzhuhewangzipaochulaile!
duanxunliaodeshixianruoyinruoxiandewangsuqingqingneipiaoqu,dangujizheyoujingtoutabugantaifangsi!buguo,rangyanjiandewangyoumenkanjianle!
aaa,duanxunliaotoukansuqingqingle!wokedecpshizhende!
woyekanjianle,woshijiade,wokedecpjueduishibuhuishijiade!
tamenhuibuhuishizaichaocpa,wokansuqingqinghaoxiangduiduanxunliaomeineigeyisi!
dangranla,suqingqingdezeoubiaozhunshiyueguangge!
……
“haode,huanyingqingqinghexunliao,nimenruzuoba,jiexialaihaiyouchengyuanruchang!”
suqingqingdadafangfangdewangjingtouxiaolexiaohou,wenyadezouxiangshafashangzuolexialai。
jinjiezheshimuzhiningheanxiaozhi。
“huanyingzhininghexiaozhi!”
“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen,wanshanghao,woshimuzhining,wodexinju《rumengchuan》,kuaiyaokaibola,xiwangguanzhongxiaokeaimenkeyiduoduozhichie!”
aaa,kendinghuide,ningningdameinv!
zheigesaoju,dengwofangjiale,wokansini!
……
anxiaozhijixinglaileyiduanraphou,caiziwojieshao。
“dajiazaoshanghaozhongwuhaowanshanghao,woshisingdechengyuanzhiyianxiaozhi,wodetezhangshichihewanleaima!”
anxiaozhiyoukelianxixidao:“dajiakeyijiwogewuxinghaoping,buranduizhangyouyaochuiwonaoguazile!”
hahaha,xiaobaobaohaishiyirujiwangdeshiyigexianyanbao!
duizhang:haode,huiquaida!
xiaobaozaiduilikeshituanchong,biekanduizhangduitafeidajima,qishitachaoai~
zheigenantuan,wozuixihuandejiushixiaobaole,bailandiyiwei,wojiufuta!
……
muzhiningheanxiaozhi,hesuqingqing,duanxunliaodiantoudaleyigezhaohuhou,ruzuole。
jiexialaideshichenmuchihewuchuyile,wuchuyiyizhigenzaichenmuchideshenhou,yinweizailujiemu,chenmuchiyebuhaofazuo。
yilaizheigejiemushouzhongquntiguang,zaizheilihainengquanyixiefensi。
erlai,zheigejiemushizaijidetaiduole,hennanbujujue!
“huanyingmuchihechuyi,nimenkanqilaihaoxiangshiyiduihenhaodepengyou!qingwenyixia,nimenshangzheigejiemushiweileshenme?”
daoyanshihuiwenhuade,shenweiquanneiren,duiliangrendezhuangtaiyikanjiuzhidaoyoubugaorendemimi!
chenmuchiluyigezirenweizuishuaidexiaoronglaidao:“pingmuqiandeguanzhongnimenhao,woshichenmuchi,zai《rumengchuan》shiyannansanyijiao,xiwangdaoshihoujukaibohou,dajiakeyiduoduozhichi《rumengchuan》,xiexiedajia!”
nansanbujiushigezhananma?
shuoshihua,kanxiaoshuoshi,wojiubuxihuannansanzheigechiruanfandejiaose!chenmuchihuibuhuiyeshizheiyang?
julishijuli,xianshishixianshi,nimenbieshangshengdaoyanyuanhaoma?
chenmuchiwuyiweitazheishuaiqidejieshaonengshoudaohenduosizhongfen,meichengxiangshishoudaolehenduoheifen!
neixiedoushiduitayannansandezheigejiaosepoyouyijian。
“huanyingchuyi,chuyishigesuren,qingwennidangsurenqijianshizuoshenmegongzuode?”
wuchuyiyoudianhaipajingtou,zhizhiwuwubantianhaishuochuyiju:“woshitiaogangguanwude!”
导演:“?”
观众:“??”
daoyanyishidaobudui,lijibangtayuanhuilaidao:“chuyi,nizhenyoumo,zaizheigejiemuliyoumoyidianshihaoshi!”
wuchuyiyishuangdadadeyanjingwugukanxiangdaoyan,shouzhiyekuainingchengmahuale。
tajianchidao:“wojiushitiaogangguanwude,wohenreaizheifengongzuo!”
导演:猝!
guanzhong:niqiaoqiaonizaishuoshenmerenhua?
ai,xiaohuozi,zhangdechaojishuai,zenhuishigeshade?
congmingrentaiduo,tabixuweibendanzhengkouqi!
zheihaizideyanshentouzheyiguqingcheyuchun!
loushangde,nibawodeneiyifenyemale!
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liangrenyerulezuo,wuchuyijinaizhechenmuchi。
yinweizheigejudong,rangwangyoumenyouyiduankuangshuaping!
“qinaideguanzhongpengyoumen,youdaolejiexiaoshenmijiabindehuanjiele!”
“rangwomenyongzuireliedezhangshenghuanyingyiman,manman!”
yimanchuxianzaiduojiweidejingtouli,shenchuanyitiaopinxixitaolaidaodekuandadeniuziku,shangshendapeizheyijiangezishan,jiaoshangchuanzheyishuangpinxixipinlaideqiuxie,zhenggerenkanqilaiyishenbuzhiqiandejing!
talianliandazhehaqiandazhezhaohu:“nihao,wohao,dajiahao!”
daoyanwendao:“manmanzuowanshiyinweiyaocanjiawomendejiemuxingfendeshuibuzhejuelema?”
yimanzhalezhadayanjingyiliantianzhen:“buhaoyisi,wodanchundejiushichunkun,qiufa,xiadun,dongmian!”
“neiqingwenyixia,manmanrenweizijishiyigezenyangderenni?yinweiguanzhongpengyouduiniyoudianwujie!”
yimanzuochuyifuguaihaizideyangzidao:“aiguo,bujingye,buchengxin,buyoushan!”
导演:“……”
这让他怎么圆回来?
“hahaha,manmandezhuangtaizhenhao!haihuikaiwanxiaole!”
“womuqiandegongzuozhuangtaiyidiandoubuhao,zhuangtaifanershiyipingdexiabanshijian,keyundejingshenzhuangtai,lifuguanlachedegongzi!”
导演:“……”
shijieyitongwenwo,wotongsi!
“haode,xiexiemanman,manmanqingruzuo!”
yimanzheigehuapingshiguyideba?
weishawojuedetashuodehuahaoyoudaoli!
qie,zheigehuapingyichuxianjiumeiyouhaoshi,tayidingshiweilexunliaogegecaishangzheigejiemude!
yimandegongzuozhuangtaihewodeyimoyiyang,xiangsi,queganjuegaisidebushiwo!
taxiangfafengqubiechufa,ok?
沙雕值+100
沙雕值+100
……
yimanmanyidexiaolexiao,zaiwuchuyidepangbianzuolexialai。
suqingqingheduanxunliaobudongshengsededaoleyimanyiyan。
yimanbuyiweirandeluozuo。
duiyudashabideyanshen,tawuxulicai,tapajiangditadezhishang!
“zhongyuyinglailezuihouyigejiabin,tajiushinimenqidaiyijiude…”
“guanggaohuilai,womenjixujiexiao!”
观众:“……”
nitamiaodewanwomenni?jianbujianna?
 
                 穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦
                                穿书:恋爱脑男主他又在自我攻略啦