《我就是开个直播,怎么成了司鬼真君》 小说介绍
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《我就是开个直播,怎么成了司鬼真君》 第3章 免费试读
阳间,晚上八点。
抖虎某个直播间中。
yimingkuazhangdabandepangqingnianshouzhongtizheerhu,zhengzaiyichufendizhongpaoxiao。
“黑子们,说话!”
“wowandejiushizhenshi,shijieshanggenbenmeiyougui!”
cikezheigezichengpangzidenianqingrenzhibojianzhongdanmushuadeneijiaoyigefeiqi。
“litingpangzi,fentoulaerhu,guiyingdouchebuchulai。”
“pangzilaiyishouhanmai,yinxiangjiufangzaipangbianfentoudegongzhuoshang。”
“zhuboganjinhuiquba,woganjuenizhouweiyinsensende。”
“pangzi,zuijinxinwenshangbaofachulaideshenmishijiannikanlema,kuaihuijiaba,ningkexinqiyoubukexinqiwua。”
“loushangshenmewanyi,meikandaowopanggeyongshishidajialeguishenma?wangshangneixiexinxidoushijiade。”
“jiushi,danxiaojiuyoushangjiaochachuqu!”
“hama:zhubozheishizhendezaifendima?ganjueyoudianjiaa。”
pangzidezhibojianzhong,shuiyoumenliaodeyichanghuobao,dabufendoushizhichipangzide。
zuozaiyigelaojiutufenshangdepangzikanzhezhibojianfengkuangshangzhangderedumanliandeyi。
kandaoyourenzhiyiziji,pangzidepiqiyixiazijiushanglaile。
“fangguan,bazheigezhiyiwodehamajichachuqu!”
“shenmegoubahamadouganzhiyiwopangzi。”
zhidaozhibojiandoushigongweikuajiangzijide,pangzidunshishiqulexingqu,fendizhongjijingdehuanjingrangtalveganwuqu。
“xiongdimen,youxiewuliao,womenqubierenzhibojianwanwanba。”
yibianshuozhe,pangzihuadongshoujipingmuzaidouhudezhibodatingzhongfanzhaoleqilai。
taxiangzhaoyigeliuliangdayixiedemeinvcaiyizhubo,jiecirangzijiderenqizaicitigaoyigedangci。
zhidaofandaodijiuye,yigemeiyouguanzhongdexiaozhibojianxiyinlepangzidezhuyi。
【zhenshidedifunijianguoma?】
“ng?shenmegoubazhibojian,mingzibiwodehaichangkuang?”
pangzishunjiancongfentoushangzhanliqilai,tazaifentoubengdiduonianhaishidiyiciyudaobitazhibojianmingzihai**de。
“xiongdimen,jiutale,wokankanzenmegeshi?”
zaipangzidaitoujinruzhibojianzhongdeshihou,yangtainaohaizhongdetishishengfengkuangdexiangqi。
“怎么回事?”
yangtaizaicijiangyishifangzaizhibojianzhong,faxianzhibojiandeguanzhongfengkuangdezengjia,jimiaozhongdeshijianjiulaidaoleyiqianren。
lianmangjiangzhibojiandetishiyinguandiao,burantahuntizhongdelinghunyaobeichaobaole。
“halou,nimenhaoa!”
yangtaiyouhaodedazhaohu,ranhounaolenaotou,zheiqunrenbuhuixianggangcaineiyangdanxiaopaodiaoba?
【pangzi】:“zheiweizhubo,zhuanyiquankankannidezhouwei。”
yangtaitinghuadezhuandonghunti,xiaoxiaotufenzhongdeqingkuangquandouchengxianzailezhibojianzhong。
“**!”
“zhubonibipangzihaimenga,nizhijiepaodaofenlimianqule?”
genzhepangzijinruzhibojianderenquandoubeizhenjingzhule,yuanlaitamenpangzihaibushizuimengde,yuzheiweihenrenxiangbihaichaleyixie。
【pangzi】:“zhubonizheishizaifenlimian?”
“shide,wozaiwojialimian,huanjinglveweichaledian,dajiajianliang。”
cishifentoushangdepangzidunshilingguangxianxian,duia,tazenmemeixiangdaoni,fentoulimianzhiboderedukendingyaobixianzaigaoa,jiusuanxiayimiaobeipingtaifengleneiyezhile,kendingnenghuobaowangluo。
daoshihoutazaihuangexiaohao,zhishengdingliu!
“haohaohao,zhubozheibowoguanzhule,nishigehenren。”
“zhubonizheishiyaohepangziduixiankuangbiaoa,pangzibuyaosong,wakaifentouzuanjinqu,zanbunengbibierencha。”
“zhubonengbunengkankanlian,woxiangzhidaonizaineilimianshishenmeyangdebiaoqing。”
看看脸?
yangtailengleyixia,tadezhibojiannengkanlianma?bijingzheishizaizijinaozilimiande,jingtoujiushizijideshuangyan。
yangtaimosuozhezhibojiandegongneng,dangkandaojingmiangongnengzhongzhiyousangexuanxiang:qianzhijingtou、houzhijingtouhequanjingjingtou。
shizhedianjiqianzhijingtoufanzhuanleyixiajingmian,xiayimiaozhibojiandepingmushangjiuchuxianleyigeyinlengdedalian。
“**!!”
“zheinima,zhuboniwancosa?”
“zheinimahuadeshenmewanyi,wozenmeganjuelengsousoudeni?”
zhibojiandeguanzhongfeitengle,gezhongcukouzhongwuyanhuiyucengchubuqiong。
yangtaikanzhezhibohuamianzhongdeziji,manyidedianlediantou,ziconglaidaodifudeliangniantahaishidiyicikandaozijideyangmao,hesizhiqianyimoyiyang,zhishiyoudianxiexudebianhua,heiledian。
tongguozhibohuamian,keyikandao,lianshanghaowuxuese,yizhangguilianqiheiwubi,canbaiqiewushendetongkongyichangdeguiyi,gengzhongyaodeshinaodaihaiheizhongtouguang,nenggoukandaohoumiandeshiwu。
weilebiaoshizijidemanyi,yangtailiezuiyixiao,youandeyinqicongliekaidedazuizhongsaluerchu。
zheiguiyideyixiaodunshilingzhibojianyaquewusheng,zaijiashangtufenzhongbeiranshaozhelvsehuoyandelazhuyingzhaodeyinsenkongbudejingxiang,yangtaizhibojiandeguanzhongmenhunshendalegelengzhan,xinzhongtongshichuxianyigeshengyin,zheibuhuishiwanzhendeba?
“nimenzenmebushuohuale?”
“shinimenyaokanliande,shibushihedaonimenle?
yangtaixiaoxindekouleliangjuhua,tahenhaipazaibazheixierenjihepaole,meiyourengankan,zijiqibushichuangyeweiban,tiqianshibai?
【yigexiaobaihaodashangpaocheyiliang!】
zaijieshoudaodashangdediyishijian,yangtaijiuzhidaoledashangdejiazhi。
dashangyiliangpaochedejiagezaiyangjianshi1000kuai,tongguozhibojiantixing,tadeqianbaozhongdaozhang10meiyinqian。
yangtaikuangxi,zhibojianbujinnengrangyangjianderenguankan,erqieyangjiandashangdeqianjingrannenggoubutongguopingtaikouchuquanbuhuanchengyinqianjinrutadeqianbao。
yangjiande1000yuannenggouhuancheng10meiyinqian,bitaqinkufuwunvguibajiugeshichendouyaozhuandeduo。
【yigexiaobaihao】:“zhubonishizenmejinrufenzhongdeni,nengbunengchuquyanshiyibian,rangpangzixuexue?”
yangtailengleyixia,jiuzhei?
这钱也太好赚了吧!
tuhaodeyaoqiubixumanzu,yangtaidiaozhuanzhibojiandehuamian,shouzhongyinlifuxian,xiayimiaotufencongneibuliekaiyigequekou,yangtaizoulechuqu。
【yigexiaobaihao】:???
【胖仔】:???
【zhibojiandezhongren】:???
yangtaizaizhibojianhuidao:“zhuwei,huanyinglaidaodifu。”
【yigexiaobaihao】:“zhubo,nizheigebuhuishiaihechengdehuamianba?”
怀疑我?
yangtaihanshou,zhibozhenshidedifuduiyangjiandewangyoulaishuoqueshiyouxiezhalie,buguoyangtaibingbujizhejieshi,xiangxinmanmandedouhuijieshoude。
erqietadezhibojianzhudadejiushiyigezhenshi,guishizhende,difutongyangyeshizhende。
yangtaizhishilveweideyoudianbutaigaoxing,nikeyihuaiyiwoshengqianderenpin,dannibunenghuaiyiwodeguipin,tayangmouguizaizheipianfendinenghuozheimejiuhainengzhuandaoqian,jiushiyinweichengshishouxindeguipin,kehuyao**xiabanshen,jiubuhuichupengkehudeshangbanshen。
zaizhibojianzhongshuodao:“laobanzaidashangyiliangpaochezhubodainikanbiedegui。”
cishiyangjiankaohaideyichuhaohuabieshuzhong,tangzairuanhuaizhongdeyigexiaobaihaoyelailexingqu,zuoweipangzizhibojiandechangke,tazaoyibuxiangxinrenhedeguishen,yiqiedoushigunongxuanxueryi,jiranzhibojiandezhubogangzheiyangshuo,tajiukankansuoweideguishishenmedongxijiabande。
【yigexiaobaihaodashangpaocheyiliang!】
我就是开个直播,怎么成了司鬼真君