《阎王攻略指南》 小说介绍
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第1章
silezhihou,faxianyanwangjingshizijidelaotongxue。
haoxiaoxishi:keyibuyongxiadiyula~
huaixiaoxishi:meitianbanyedoudequyanwangdechuangbianbaodao。
jing!yanwanghexiashumeitianshenyejianmian,zhiweilezuoneizhongshi。
1.
jiangui,zheixiashizhenjianguile。
wojidedaoxiazhiqianwohaizaidiannaozhuoqianfengkuanggangao。
turanxinzangganjueyizhencitong,jiezhejiumeiyouzhijuele。
zaizhengyanshisizhouquandoushipiaozhedeguhunyegui。
dameiziwoa,jiuzheimeshuilinglingdesilema?
“785haolinruozhi,guolailingmengpotang。”
yigeshenzhequanheidexiaoguizaiwomianqianhuanglehuang。
“bushia,wopingshenmexiadiyua。”
wojiuzhexiaoheideyilingfenfendao:
“wosuiranchouyanhejiu,danshiwoshigehaonvhai。nikannengbunenghenimenlaodashenqingyixia,bierangwoxiadiyu。”
背后传来声音:
“linruozhi,wangwenqianyuezuozhe,shanzhangzhizaobe,nabenshuhuolenannvzhujiubixuxiesiyige…”
“shanggeyuehaifulaonainaichuanghongdeng…”
“gaotieshangguyibanguihehuxiaohai…”
wozhuanguoshenqugangxiangfanbo。
2.
duimianzheige“gui”youdianguoyuhaokan。
biedeguimiansecanbai,lianshangbushitebiezhengningjiushiqiqiaoliuxue,zongzhigenbenkanbuchurenyang。
zheigeguibuyiyang,miansehongrun,lengjiaofenming。
youdianxiangwoneigehaizaijianyucaifengrenjideyulequanqianfuge,haiyoudianxiang…
像谁来着…
“yinkai!zashinia!”
yinkaishiwodeyoueryuandaochuzhongdoushitongxue。
tacongyoueryuankaishijiushiwodegenban。
kaixuediyitiantabeibanshangdeebaqifu,haishiwojitajiedewei。
tayinweizheijianshitebiechongbaiwo,shuozhangdalezhihouzhuanqianlejiwomaihaoduobabiwawalaizhe。
yizhidaolechuer,youtiantiyukezhihou,yigetangzhe**langdaizhedaerhuandeshimaoayilaijiezoutazhihou,tajiuzaiyemeiyouxiaoxile。
老师说他转校了。
woqutajiamenkoudenglehaojitian,zhidaolinjukanbuxiaqulelaigaosuwo。
“kaikaitabazuoshengyihuilai,zaishengchengqulegepiaoliangxifu,zheicihuilaishijietahuiqudushude。”
woyanbale,houmianjitianbuzhidaoshizenmeduguode。
zhidaoyouyitianjiedaoletadedianhua。
dianhualidetahenxingfenyizhizaishuogebuting,
“zheiliyoumaidanglao,haiyouhaidilao,shujiadeshihounilai,womenyiqiquchi......
zheilidedianwanchengyehaowan,wochongleka,jiushiweilexiaciheniyiqilai......”
heyinkailiaolelianggexiaoshidoubushedegua。
zuihouyuedinghaolechuzhongzuihouyixueqideshujiawomenbshijianmian。
tahoulaimeiyoudadianhualai,woyeduqidemeiyouzaihuiboguoqu。
3.
“nizhidaowodemingzi?”
yinkaicumei,biaoqingyihuodewangxiangwo。
wokantamimangdebiaoqingyinggaishijibuqingle,wosuoxingkaishiluanbian。
“shi,wohaishinidechulian,niyoueryuandeshihoujiuduozoulewodechuwen,chouzhanan,xianzaifanlianburenrenleshiba。”
wokudelihuadaiyu,zaidishangyinandepaxing。
wodeshengyinyuelaiyueda,weiguandeguiyeyuelaiyueduo。
“daren,yaobuyaowobatashetougele?”
xiaoheipiaoleguolai,zaipangbianmoquancazhang。
yinkaitiaomei,duizhexiaoheishuo:
“batadaidaowodefangjianlilai。”
4.
wobeidaidaoleyinkaidewoshili。
gengjingquedishuo,shibeiyigushenmililiang“peng”deyishengrenglejinlai。
yinkaiyongshouqiazhuwodexiaba,lidaodadewobujinchitong:
“wozhidaowohaokan,niyebuyaozheiyangyizhidingzhekanba,laotongxue。”
ruozhishihenhaokan,bazhangdaxiaodelianshangyouyishuangqingcheyingrundeyanjing。
jiushitouchuyiguqingcheyuchundaxueshengdeqixi。
yinkaizuijiaoqingqingyigou,luchuleyigelianguidounengchajuedeguiyiweixiao,
“nikeyibuyongxiadiyu,danshiniyequbuletiantang。”
“liuzaizheilipeiwo,zenmeyang?”
wohuanguzheihunandefangjian,xinlianandigu。
嗯?色鬼?
nimenguiyexuyaozirunyixiama?
sihushixiadinglemouzhongjuexin,woyi**zuozaileyinkaidetuishang。
“wopatong,qingyidianyo。”
......
5.
hounaoshaobeibaokouleyixia。
嘶,好痛。
“woshishuo,rangniliuzaidifugongzuo。”
yinkaizhanzaiyinyingli,kanbuqinglianse,danyinyinnengkandaotatouhongdeerduo。
“keke…mingtianshangbanzhijiequzhaomengpo,tahuidainishuxigongzuode。”
woqiguoshen,bigongbijingdejiyinkaijulegegong。
“laoban,yihouwodemingjiushinide,woyidingweinifutangdaohuo,xiadiyuyezaisuobuci。”
woshiyoudianzipihouzaishenshangde。
6.
yinkaijiwodediyigerenwujiushiqudiaojiemaodun。
mengpomenkoushibushijiuyourenlainaoshi。
youlianggenvdezaidishangniuzaiyiqi,huxiangchezhetoufa。
嘴里还在大喊:
“**!ruguobushini,woxianzaiyijiasankouguodebuzhidaoyouduohao。”
kanqilaixiangshiyuanpeidenvren0zhenqishou,zhijiefanshoujileduimiandenvrenyigedaerbazi。
“womensuiranshixiongmei,danshiwomenshizhenai,nizheigehuanglianpo,nibuguojiushitashenghaizidejiqi,wocaishizhenai。”
......
nimenyinjianlianbaguazheimezhaliema?
7.
lianggenvdeweiyigenandexunsimihuo,yigeshinanrendeyuanpei,jialiyouge2suidenanhai。
lingyigeshinanrendeqinshengmeimei,congxiaomeimeigukewenxuekanduole,yilaierquhezijidegegeyouleganqing。
yuanpeizhidaolemeimeidecunzai,yuedingzaiqiaobianjianmian。
jieguojiushilianggerentanbengle,niudazaiyiqi,shuangshuangzhuihe。
woxinligantandao,yuanlaixianshiyaobiwoshuliwandehuadeduo。
zheigegengbucuo,woxiacixiewendeshihouyeyongzheige,kendingdamai,heihei。
guayechiwanle,gaizuorenwule。
wozhijieduizheliangrenyidunshuchu:
“neinandehenshuaima?youqianma?zhidenimenlianggeweitasiquhuolaima。nimenlianggezaizheizhengfengchicushangle,meiguoliangniantajiuhuiwanglenimen,zaijihaizizhaogema…”
“nimenyaozuodejiushihaohaotoutai,ranhouhaohaotishengziji,kandaoneibianneigeshuaigemeiyou”,wozhilezhibuyuanchudeyinkai。
“zheishizheilideyanwang,zhangguandifuderen,biekantazhangzheimelaoshuai,takeshizhuidewosiquhuolai......”
chumenzaiwai,shenfenshizijijide。
wome,wangwenzuojia,bianzheizhongxiahuashizhangkoujiulai。
tamenbeiwodehuahuzhu,guiqiuyaowokaiban。
zaiwodexinaozhixia,tamenyouhuifuleduishenghuodexiwang,zhongyudayinghexiamengpotangzhongxintoutai。
zaitaiyangxiashanzhiqianzongsuanbalianggeguihunjisongzou。
gulu~duzifachulejiuweideshengyin。
我竟然饿了。
caixiangqilaicongzuotiandaoxianzaihaimeiyoujinshi。
zaidifu,zuidijideguihaishixuyaojinshide。
suoyimeigeguidouxuyaokaozijidelaodonglilaizhengdaogongzilaihuanqushiwu。
我也不例外。
 
                 阎王攻略指南
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