语无伦次
《语无伦次》 小说介绍
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《语无伦次》 第一章 玛丽苏女主穿成后妈 免费试读
“好丑。”
“好穷。”
fulitanghuangdebanshanbieshunei。
jinsanmikuandedachuangshangtangzheyijuemeinvzi，yizhanglianqinglengeryoutouche，ganjingdemeiyoubandianyanhuoqi。
neishuangyanmouliyangzhegongjixingdesecai，meieryu，shenxingxianxi，titaiena，qizhishishuobuchudegourenxinhun。
jilizhaodi108citanqihou，neigecongtachuanyuedaozheigeshijiehouzhifachuyishengxiweidianliushengdexitonghuole。
[dangdangdangdang！qinaidesuzhu，youyuninsuozaidexingxingyubiedexingxingxiangzhuangdangchangbaozha，ninyedangchangsiwang，qianzangzaizhinaolidefanghuxitongzidongdaizhenindelinghuntaolileneigeshijie。]
“suoyinijiutibengongzhuxuanlezheimeyigeyouchouyouqiongdejishengti？”
lizhaoyandimanmandexianqi。
yaozhidao，takeshiquandaluzuizunguiyongyou32xuetongdehuangshihunxuegongzhuli·anjielina·a......（cichushenglveyiwanzi）·zhao。
sangeyuezhilixingzou、wugeyuekouchiqingxishuohua、yisuiyueduwanjuanshubingbeixialai、liangsuijingtongbaguoyuyan......
yaoliejutadeguanghuishiji，jizhanga2zhidoubugouyong。
zaitadeshijie，mingziyuezhang，diweiyuegao。
而她！
jiushiquanshijiezuizunguidedaibiao！
jieguojingranchuandaolezheigezhangxiangpingping，mingzihaizhiyoulianggezidezuixiadengrendeshentili。
haihetazhuangmingzhuanglelianggezi！！
晦气!
[qinaidesuzhubieshengqi，niyaoxiangxintongtong，zheigejiayijingshizheigeshijiezuifuyoudela！tongtonghuibudingshifabuwendati，kaokaosuzhuduizheigeshijiedelejiechengdu，meicidehuidayedouhuibeijuxianghua，erqiemeicidatidouhuisongsuzhuyixielaizininyuanbenshijiedexiaodongxie！]
wenyan，lizhaoxinlisuibuqingyuan，danhaishimianqiangyingxiale。
[xianzaijisuzhushuruyuanzhudejichuxinxi。]
lizhaobishangyan，jixizhijian，bianjieshouleyuanzhuquanbudexinxi。
......？
jingmojimiao，lizhaoturankaikou：“nixinbuxinbengongzhuxianzaijiuyunirenhuixitongwang？”
yuanzhushilijiabaocuodezhenqianjin，beizhaohuijiahou，yuanzhuxiangzaijiazhanwenjiaogenqudaijiaqianjinzaijialideweizhi，butingzuosixiangbajiaqianjinganzou，danqueshiyicicibanqishitouzazijidejiao，beilijiarenganchujiamen。
luopozhiji，yudaoletazhangfudesiduitou。
对他一眼万年。
danduifangbuguoshikanshangletazheizhangpinang，jiangtadangzuoqizisongdaolesiduitoushenbian，yutayizhiheyuejieweifuqi，anzhongtitachuandixiaoxi。
danqueyinweiyuanzhuchundelianxiaoxidouchuanbuchuqujijiangbeitadiuqi。
weilewanhuizijixinaidenanren，yuanzhuqianfangbaijiyicicitaohaozhangfuhejizixiangyaodedaotamendexinren，congerhuodeyixieyouyongdexiaoxi，quedoushipo，erhoubeiyanqi。
youqineigejiziduiyuanzhudeyinqingengshibaibanxianqi。
suibushitazhangfuqinshengde，danyeshitadagesihouguojidaotaxixiade。
xianzaiheyuemashangdaoqi，daoshihougujijiushizidonglihun，jingshenchuhudexiachang。
“ranggaoguiwubidebengongzhumomingqimiaojirendanghouma，zuihouhaijingshenchuhushishenmeyisi？”
是啊，说的好听。
zheigejiaqueshishizheigeshijiezuiyouqiande，danzheiqianhetayoubanmaoqianguanxima？
hunqianqianlexieyi，nanfangsuoyoucaichandoushuyuhunqiancaichan，ruoshinvfanganfenshouji，lihunhouhuijitayibiqian。
xianzaixianranshibukenengyoule。
[jianyusuzhuqianshirenshengtaiguoyifanfengshunla！suoyitedijisuzhuanpailexiebuyiyangdetiyanjingbujingxi？yibuyiwai？xibuxihuan？]
woxihuanni......
suanle，gongzhushibunengshuozanghuade。
[neijiuqingsuzhuhaohaoxiangshouzheiduanbuyiyangderenshengtiyanba！tongtongyaoqushengjiwentixitongla！]
xitongfeikuaishuowanyaoshuodehua，xuanzeyongxiaxiandunlaitaobilizhaodenuhuo。
buguanlizhaozaizenmehan，xitongzaimeiyidianerdongjing。
“很好！”
lizhaoyinuzhixia......
怒了一下。
zhuoshangdeshoujituranxiangle。
lizhaosuishounaqizhuoshangneipuputongtongdedingzhikuanshouji。
xianqidizeleyisheng：“lianshoujidouzheimexiao，yuanbujibengongzhuneixiangjiao18deshoujisanfenzhiyizhang。”
接起电话。
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigetingshangqu，yansuqieyansudeshengyin。
“li**，qingnixianzaimashangdaoxuexiaolaiyitang，nihaiziyouxieshiqingwoxuyaohenihaohaotanyitanle。”
孩子？
lizhaolengleyixia，caifanyingguolaizheigehaizizhideshitadejizi——yingsiyan。
“他怎么了？”
neidaoshengyinsiyouxiebunaifan：“zheixieshiqinghaishininlaixuexiaomiantanba。”
ranhoudianhuajiubeiguaduanle。
zheigeshijiederenzhenmeilimao！
jingranganxianyibuguaduanbengongzhudedianhua！
jiuxianquhuiyihuizheigeturanduochulaideerzi。
guantashijizihaishiqinshengde。
jiranguazailetali·anjielina·a......（cichushenglveyiwanzi）·zhaomingxia，tajiuhuibatapeiyangchengzheishijieshangzuicongmingzuiyouxiuzui......（cichushenglveyiwanzixingrongci）dehaizi！
lizhaozhuaqiyijiashangdewaitaochuanshangxialou，kanzhekongdangdangdebieshujiuzhiyoulianggeayiheyigeguanjia，xindiyourenbuzhutucaoqilai。
zhenqiong，lianyongrendouqingbuqi。
“beiche，bengongzhuyaochumen。”
sanrentingjiantadezicheng，yanshenguguaidipiaoletayiyan。
taitaiyoukanleshenmeguzaomalisuxiaoshuole？
jintianzheishiyouyaonaonayichu？
tamenxinlibujie，danhaishirangsijizaimenkoubeiche。
sanfenzhonghou，yiliangjiazhangbanlinkentingzaimenkou，youzaodaolelizhaobiyidemuguang。
真短。
——
“yange，wangba，zouma？”
jiangtaishang，laoshihaizaibuduanfeizhetuomoxingzi，zuozaikaomenzuihouliangpaidenanshengjiuyijingkaishichunchunyudongle。
xijingzuoweijingchengzuiguidesilixuexiao，nengjinzheigexuexiaodedoushifeifujiguidezidi，zhongjianoueryehuijiazazheyixiepinqiongdezizhusheng。
duiyutamenlaijiang，xuexibushiweiyidechulu，tuokuanyanjiewangwangbixuexigengzhongyao。
suoyiduiyutamenlaijiangxuexiyalixiangduimeineimezhong。
“嗯。”
yingsiyanshoushizheshubao，turanfaxianzaishubaojiaoluobuzhidaoshenmeshihoushoujinlaiyibenhuahualvlvdeshu。
talengleyixia，shenshoujiangneibenshunachulai。
zuozaiqianmiandeanchenyuhuiguotou，qiahaoqiaojiantashoulihuahualvlvdeshudeshuming——
《caisetoufaliuliqun，bengongzhushizuiqiangmalisu》
“......”
yuanlaiyangezheimeyou......shaonvxin？
yingsiyanmouseweiweiyichen，mianshangmianbugaise，ergenquekechidehongle。
touyemeihui，zhijiejiangneibenshurengjinlelajitong。
yidingyoushineigenvrendedongxiluanfang！
chengtianzuozheizhonggongzhudechunqiudameng！
meiyougongzhuming，yishengongzhubing！
“走。”
yingsiyandangzhelaoshidemian，touyebuhuizhijieconghoumenzoulechuqu，anchenyuhelinyijinlianmanggenshang。
sanrenshulianfanguoxuexiaoweiqiang，wangxiaoxiangzilineijiatamenjingchangqudexiaowangbaerqu。
gangzoudaoxiaoxiangkou，caozaculidexiaoshengzhongjiazazheyidiannvshengjiaoruodekushengyinqiletamendezhuyili。
buyongkantamendounengcaidaoshishenmejubenle。
“zheilikeshizanmenxijingdedipan，jingranyourenganzaiwomendedipanshangsaye？yange，shangbushang？”linyijinzuishangzheimeshuozhe，queyijingkaishimoquancazhangle。
“wanyitamenrenduoni？womenjiuzhiyousangeren，qibushizhiyouaidadefen？”anchenyuyijingbashubaodiuyibianqu，xianbotongbaojingdianhua。
“那就讹他们！”
“好主意！”
“……？”
tingzheliangrenbutaikaopudeyanlun，yingsiyanzuijiaochoulechou，bashubaowangdishangyishuai，xiuziyijiejieliaoqi，luchubaixijingshoudexiaobei。
shaoniandechongdongdailingzheshengxialiangrenyeyiqichongdong，lianrenjiayouduoshaorendoubuzhidao，chongshangqujiushigan！
duifangsuiranyouwuren，danyingsiyanqianghandezhandouli，zhijieliaodaoleliangren。
anchenyuhelinyijinyehelingwailiangrenniudazaileyiqi。
zhengzaitazhunbeiduidisangerenchushoushi。
yidaoqingliangdenvshengrutongyigenjianruidezhenchuantoukongqi，qingxiluorutamenmeigerendeerduoli。
“住手！”
suoyourenxiayishitingshou，chaozhexiaoxiangziwangqu。
yidaogaotiaodeshenyingnizheguangzhanzaixiangkou，xuyingluozaitamianpang。
yingsiyankanqinglairen，meitouweiweiyicu，yandihuaguoyisibunaifan。
zhengxianghantabieduoguanxianshi。
jiuqiaojianneidaoshenyingfeikuaichaotamenerlai，bansuizheyijushifenbaqidehua。
“zaibengongzhumianqianqifuren？！bajianba！shaonian！”
yingsiyan：“......？？”