元宵节弟弟用烟花干翻全家人
《元宵节弟弟用烟花干翻全家人》 小说介绍
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第1章节
didifeiyaozaiyuanxiaojiedangtianfangyanhua，buximailenongcunxiaotanshangdesanwuchanpin。
woquantaweileanquanbuyaoranfangyanhuabaozhu，tafanerzhizewobaihuaidajiaxingzhi。
wobeinainaidudayidunrengjinchaifang，quebeididirengdepaozhangzhasi。
zaicizhengyan，didihuiwuzheyanhuayouchongjinlejiamen。
zheiyici，duizheiyouhaiyanhuadeweilixinzhidumingdewo，xuanzeledalizhichi。
“dui，jiuyinggaiduofangyanhua，caijiaoguoyuanxiaojieni！”
yinweizheiyici，yaobeizhafeide，shichulewozhiwaidequanjiaren！
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“nainai，nihaishuomaibudaoyanhua，nikanzheishishenme？nigelaohutu，meiyouwocongmingjiusuanle，yanjingdoubuhaoshile！buhaoyongjiuchenzaojuanle！”
tingdaosunzidechuyanbuxun，nainaifanerxiaomimidiyibalouguoledidi，henhenqinletayikou。
“haishiwomenxiangxianglihai！xianzaijiunengmaiyanhuale，yihoukendingnengkaoshangqinghuabeida！”
tingzhezheishuxidehuayu，worenbuzhudaleyigelengzhan。
wojingranzhongshenghuiledidimaijiamaoweilieyanhuadezheiyitian。
shangyishi，didichaozheyidingyaozaiyuanxiaojiezheiyitianfangyanhuacaijiaoyuanman。
keshiyinweigejixiadademinglingyanjinranfangyanhuabaozhu，zhengguidedianpuyijingmeihuole。
buguwodefandui，didimaihuilelubianxiaotanshangdesanwuyanhua。
wokukoupoxindiquanta，zheixiebuzhidaoshenmeshihoushengchandegudongyanhuakenengzaojiuguoqile，ruguobaozhalejiumafanle。
tafaneryibazhangbawotuidao。
“rangniaiguanxianshi！nijiushidaguoniandejiwozhaobutongkuai！”
shisunzirumingdenainaidanu，shunshouchaoqibiandanjiuduiwoyidunduda。
“daguoniandeganzhaowosunzihuiqi，taxiangganshenmeganshenme，nigepeiqianhuohaiganchazui！”
wobeidadebaotouluangun，dawanhoubeirengjinlechaifang，liankoushuiyemeijiwoliu。
erdidimangzheshiyanzenmefangyanhua，badianzhedebaozhangsuishourengjinlechaifang。
suizheyishengjuxiang，woshiguwucun，xueroumohu。
ernainaizhishiganjinchongchulaiwuzhedidideerduo。
“xiangxiang，meiyouhezheguaibaoba？nijiejiejiushihuiqi，hainengbeigebaozhangzhasi！”
jingchalaidiaochashi，tayikouyaodingshiwozijiweiguiranfangyanhuabaozhu，caidaozhisangming。
yishijianwochenglemingxing，jiefanglinjusheitiqiwodouhuipeiyisheng，shuowozizuoniebukehuo。
ernainainazhewojizijirudeshangyebaoxianjuepeichangjin，xiaoyaozizaididaididiguoshanglefuyushenghuo。
yinweiyuansi，linghunzairenjianjiujiupiaodangbuyuanlikaishi，wotingdaolenainaiduididishuo：
“yaoshizhidaonijiejiesilezanjianengyouzheimeduoqian，wozaojiurangtaqusile！zheiyangyesuanshiduiniyoudianyongchu！”
yinweijudadeyuanqiningjie，wozhongshenghuiledidinaotengzheranfangyanhuabaozhudezheiyitian。
kanzhedidihengxingbadaodezuilian，zaikankannainaiwudixianchongsunzi、zhongnanqingnvdeyangzi，wolengxiaoyisheng。
didizhuanyankanjianwo，batoutaidegaogaode，yongbikongkanwo。
“xianmuba？jiduba？haiburangwomaiyanhua，haishuozheigebuanquan，nimenzheizhongmeichuxidenvhaijiushishenmeyeganbucheng。wofangyanhuadeshihounikebieguolai，jiuzaipangbiangankanzhejiuxing！”
奶奶跟着帮腔。
“jiushi，zhaodi，daguoniande，xiangxianghaishigehaizi，nikeqianwanbierangtabugaoxing！”
woganjinjuqishuangshoutoujiang。
“nainai，didi，nimenwuhuile。wojushuangshoushuangjiaozhichinifangyanhua！”
“jiudeshizheizhongsanwuchanpin，fangchulaidecaijiaoyigedidao！meileyanhua，haijiaoshenmeyuanxiaojiea！”
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didihuyididalianglewoyiyan，kanwozhenxinshiyi，likehuanhuzhepaolechuqu。
“taihaola，peiqianhuozhongyubuluosuowole，keyifangxinwange！”
nainaikanzhedidihuankuaidebeiying，zeguaiditilewoyijiao。
“kannipingshilaotaonididi，batabiede！nizijibutaoxi，bieeshanidididetianxing！”
“yaobushuonanhaijiushihao，huopohaodong，buxiangnimennvhai，siqichenchen，wangeyanhuadouhaipadegenlaoshujianlemaoside，nengchengshenmedashi！”
worentongganjinhuiyingnainai。
“shia，nvhaijiushizuobuchengnanhainengzuodeneizhongdashi！didizheiyang，caishizanjiadedingliangzhuni！”
nainaizheicaixinmanyizudixiaole。
xiaoba，nainai，nijiadedingliangzhumashangjiuyaotale。
neipiyanhuayijingshishanggeshijidedongxile，haishidangshidecancipin。
ruguobushijinnianyanjinranfangyanhua，yebuhuiyouheixinshangfanbuzhidaocongnaliwachulaizheixielaogudongjixumai。
qishi，shaoweidongdianrenshideren，yikandaozheizhongyanhuadounengmingbailimianyoumaoni。
chuledidizheitoubeiguanhuailedechunzhu，meiyourennengshangdang。
suoyizheiwanyibupiantapianshei？
woganjinzhuichuquhetayiqiwan。
shuoshiyiqiwan，didibukenrangwopengyanhua。
“nimennvhaidoushidabendan，fangdemingbaima？nizaipangbiankanzhejiuxing，bieaiwodeshi！”
shuozhe，didilianxudianlesangepaozhangdeyinzi，keshidangtahuantianxididiyirengchuqu，quebantiandoumeitingdaodongjing。
didiwuzheerduodenglebantiandoumeidengdaopilipaladeshengyin，qidechongshangquhenmingdicaineijigeyabapao。
“huibuhuijiao？huibuhuijiao？daguoniandeburangxiaoyeshufu！”
nainaitingdaoshengyin，jicongcongdichongchulai，kandaodidizheimebugaoxing，ganjinyegenzhecaineijigedaomeidepaozhang。
“sheiganrewodasunzi！sheiganrangtabugaoxing！”
sheizhixiayimiao，nainaizhengzaisimingcaizhedepao，turanzhale。
“peng”diyisheng，nainaidansheqibu，“a”duiyishengcanjiaofeilechuqu。
neipaozainainaidexieshangsisidizhanzhe，zhengzaiwuwuwangwaimaohuo。
nainaitengdeshuobuchuhua，zhishiyigejingdizhizhedidi，xiangyaotabangmangbatafuqilai。
keshididikandaozheigechangjinglenglejimiao，turanhuantianxididipaizheshoubianxiaobiantiaoqilai。
“haoye！nainaifeige！nainaibeiwodechaojiwudijuwubapaozhafeile！”
nainaitengdeyiliancanbai，youzhizhewo，yisishirangwoxianbatajiaoshangdehuojipumie。
wonagandanwu，ganjinchaoqinainaipingshidawodebiandan，jiuwangnainaijiaoshangzhaohu。
huoshimeiyoujianmie，tadaoshixiantengdeaoaojiaohuan。
wopinmingdichuidazhetadejiao。
“nainaifangxin，sunnvlaile！yidingjinibahuopumie！”
wokanhuomiaofaneryueshaoyueda，ganjincongliwudeshuigangliyaoleyidashaoshuichongleguolai。
“huala”yisheng，quanjiaodaolenainaishenshang。
tianhandidong，taxiangshouzhebinghuoliangzhongtian，xinaidesunzihaizaipangbianguzhanghuanhu。
dengwohaoburongyibatashenshangdehuomiaopumiele，tayijingtengdehunmileguoqu，shenshangshaodedounengwendaopiroudexiangqile，haibeijiaodehunshenbingleng。
dengwojiaozhezuolinyoushebangmangbanainaitaijinjiali，tayijingfaqilegaoshao。
zheidaguoniande，yaoshinengrangnainaijinleyiyuan，neikezhenshitaihaole！
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zaiwojingxindezhaoguxia，nainaideshaoshangyemeiyoubaozha，gaoshaoyemeiyouxiaqu。
neikuaipaozhangbeilinjudayejinalexialai，nainaidebuxiehaibeishaodejinjinxiangqianzaitaxueroumohudejiaoshang。
dengtahaoburongyixinglai，shenbianyigerenyemeiyou。
woziranbuhuizaitagenqiansihou，shengdetaorenxian。
didizezaiyuanzilijixubainongneijigebianpao，haixizizidigenwoshuo：
“jintianyerangnizheizhongmeijianshideyeyatouzhangyanleba！jiuzhiyouwofangdepaozhangcainengzhafeirenni！”
woganjinguzhang：“neikebushi！nainaihaoyoufuqi，diyigebeinizhafei！”
tingzhezheixieluanqibazaodehua，nainaiqidechuichuang。
“xiangxiang，nijiwoguolai！”
keshiyinweihaizaifashao，tadesangziyazhe，tadebaobeisunzilengshiyigeziyemeitingdao。
rentazaichuangshangpinmingjiaohan，yezhinengtuolazhesiyadeshengdaishuobuchuyijuhulunhua。
wohaizaiyigejinggendidishuo：
“fangyanhuahaoa！wozhiqianlanzhenifangshiwotaibenle，nikangangcaibanainaizhachengneiyangduohaowan！niduofangfang，shuobudinghaiyougengdadexiaohuadengzhewomenni！”
“biedexiaohaidoumeiyouyanhuakeyiwan，zhiyouniyou，nijiushizanmencunzuilihaide！haibuganjinqulingdaonineiyiqunpengyoudanggetou！”
didishayoujieshididiantou。
“wokanyeshi！woyaorangtamendouxianmudiliukoushui！heihei，daoshihouzaibatamenyezhafei，hetamenyitiao，sheirangtamenpingshibuxihuanhewowan！”
didibeinainaiguanhuaile，pingshizaicunlihengxingbadao。
cunlidexiaohainagebushiqianjiaobaichongde，dangranbuhuiguanzheta，sheiyebuxihuanhetawan。
nainaiweilezheigehaizhuanmenaijiaaihupaoquma。
“sheiganbuhewomenxiangxiangwan？yihouwomenxiangxiangfadale，wojiurangtadiyigedaomei！”
cunlirendoujuedenainaipansunzipanchengleshenjingbing，gengburanghaiziquhedidijiechule，shengpabeinainaichuanranshanglefengbing。
yaobushimeiyourenxihuanhedidiwan，tayebuhuizheimefengkuangdimilianzheixiecuzhilanzaodeyanhua。
qishiqianshisuoyoudebeiju，doushizhongnanqingnvdejiazhangzaochengde。
didihuanhuzhechonglechuqu，mancunlixuanyaozijiyoulekeyiwandebaozhang。
cunzilidexiaohaidouduizheigexihandebudele，ziranyigunaoweileshanglai。
diditouyicizheimeshouhuanying，jiaoaobuyi，chongzhetamendashengrangrang。
“sheirangxianggewokaixin，wojiurangsheiwandade！zheipiandi，woxianggeshuolesuan！”
yikandidihaishineifuqiangdaozuopai，yixiehaizi“qi”leyishenglikaile，danhaiyoujigeyanbabachouzhedehaizi，kaishiduididishuohaohua。
tagengjiadeyi，daizhetamenmancunluancuan，sichushuaipaozhang。
tingdaolebianpaodexiangsheng，cunzhangganjinpaochulaikan。
yikanyoushididizaidaoluan，ganjinzhizhita。
“bushibuyunxuranfangyanhuabaozhuma？nimenjialidarenmeijiaoguoa！ganjinshouqilaifanghuiqu，zaiyouxiaciwomeishoule！”
didizuozheguilian：“jiubujiubu！wonainaishuole，cunzhangzheigelaobuside，shuohuapiyebushi，wojianglaiyaozuobicunzhanghaidadeguan，caibuyongtingnide！”
cunzhangqidemanlianroudouzaidou，yibahaozhudidijiuwangjialituo。
“nidaodigennisunzishuoleshenmepihua！zheigecunyaogenzhenimenxinggeleshibushi？haiyoumeiyouwangfa！”
nainaitingwancunzhangshuodeqianyinhouguo，qidedangchangjiuyaodadidi，keshijiaotengdebugandongdan，zhihaoyigejingdaoqian。
cunzhangqihuhudizoule，zhishengxiadidiyilianchouhendidingzhecunzhang。
nainaihaiyaojixujiaoxunta，didiyijingyishuaishoupaolechuqu。
“woyaorangzheigesilaotouzizhidaozhidao，womenliangsheigenglihai！”
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奶奶急得直拍大腿。
“nihaibukuaiqukankan！nididiwanyirehuozenmebana！”
“nisunzineimelihai，zenmehuireshi？”
shuowan，woyouzaiyouzaidizuozaiyibiankanshu。
“nigepeiqianhuodaodimeitianzaikanxieshenme？haiburuganjinjiaojiaonididi！”
wulunlaotaipozenmerangrang，wodoubuweisuodong。
zhidaocundongtou“hong”diyishengjuxiangchuanlai。
奶奶脸色一变。
woyayibuzhuxiaorong，ganjinwangneibianpaoqu。
haimeipaodaodongtou，jiukanjianlegungunnongyan。
cibideqiyouweimimanlezhenggecunzi，haiyouhaojigedarendajiaozhepaochulai。
yikandaowo，ganjinxianbawotiliuqilai。
“nikannididigandehaoshi！yaochurenmingle！”
我故作惊讶。
“zenmehuizheimeyanzhongni？taganshale？”
“zheixiaotuzaizibacunzhangjiajizhale！”
wochadianxiaochushenglai，nizherenqunwangcunzhangjiapao。
yuewangneibianpao，nongyanyuehei，haiyouhuomiaozaiwangtianshangcuan。
didizhengzaipangbiandaizheyiqunxiaohaidahan：
“zhadehao，zhademiao，cunzhangdemazaitianshangxiao！”
cunzhangjiamenkouhaojiliangchebeizhadefanlegege，haiyouyiliangzhijiezhafeisanlejia。
touguoheiyan，wojiannanbianrenchu，beizhafeideneiliang，shiyitaileikesasi！
haitangzaihuokenglideneiyiliang，shiyitailinken！
beixianqilaideshiaodi，aodixiamianyade，shiyitailuhu。
haojiahuo，zheishibahaochejiyiguoduanlea！
kanzhehaizaiyibianwuzhiwujuededidi，wozhijuedejieqi。
cunzhangjiadamendoubeihongfeile，tajidexiedoumeichuanhaopaochulaikan。
tadeshenhou，haigenzheyichuanxizhuanggelvderen，kanlaijiushimenkouzheixiehaochedezhurenle。
cunzhangsanbubingzuoliangbu，zhijiechongshanglaishanledidiqibagebazhang。
didibeishanmengle，nalichidelezheigeweiqu，shangqujiuyaohaishou。
xiayimiao，tabeicunzhangdeerzifanshouyadaodishangjiushiyidunluanzou。
“jiushinixiaotuzaizibawojiachejizhale？wozousinigewangbaduzi！dasiyebujiehen！”
dididexiaolouluogangxianglajia，jiubeiganlaidejiazhangzhuazoule。
“nimendoufanleshibushi！”
shuozhe，jiazhangmenduizhecunzhangdiantouhayaolianliandaoqian。
cunzhangyidianyetingbujinqu，qidemanliantonghong，zhizhezheixiehaoche：
“genwodaoqianyoushenmeyong？genwodaoqianyougepiyong！zheichebushiwode！nimenjiudengzhepeiqianba！”
cunzhangshenhou，jigexizhuangnanrentongxidikanzhezheixiebeizhahuiledeche，lengzhelianchongzhewomenshenchushouzhi。
“wozhidaonimenxiangxiarenpeibuqi，woyebuenimen。yikoujia，wubaiwan！”
turan，yigejiazhangdajiaoyisheng。
“zhangzong，zenmeshinin？！zheicheshininde？”
yuanlaizheixierengenbenjiubushicunzhangjiaderen，shicunzhangerzizaiwaijingshangdepengyou。
tamenniannianlai，shilaitouzizhenshangdeqiyede。
ruguomeilezheixierendezhuzi，zhenshangdeqiyezaojiudaobile。
zheiyichu，gujibujinzheijigejiazhanghuidiulegongzuole，suoyouzaizhenshangdagongderendouyaodiulegongzuole！
faxianshizheixierendechehou，jiazhangmenmanlianhuibai，turanfalehensidefengkuangkaishidahaizi。
“haibukuaijizhangzongrencuo！”
jigexiaohaitongkuliutidizhizhedidi。
“bulaiwomen，shigexiangyaolaizhacunzhangde！tashuole，cunzhangdezuileta，tayaorangcunzhangguixiaqiutajiaotayeye！”
jigejiazhangqideyiyongershangkaishidadidi，badididademandiluanpa，canjiaolianlian。
cunzhangyinweishengqi，hunshendouzaiduosuo，dahanyisheng：
“好了！”
“zhunbeihaowubaiwan，yigeziyebunengshao！nimenjijia，shangliangzheban！”