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shuyizheishimuqiankandezuihaokandeyibenxiaoshuole,juqingfeichangdexinying,meiyouneimeqianpianyilv,feichanghaokan。jingcaineirongtuijian:quanneizhimingzuozheweiyuzaizheigeresoudixiafaleyitiaoweibo,haidailewoxiaoshuodetagbiaoqian。「dianlisonglejinniandexinpinlaiwojia,rangwoxuan。xuanzekongjuzhengdoufan……
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woshiyigexiaohukawangwenzuozhe。
meixiangdaoyouyitianhuole,rongdeng「zenmekanchuzuozhemeiyoufuguo」debangshou。
zhiyinxieleneiju「banimendianlizuiguidebaoquandoujiwochaxialai。」
wogangxiangjieshisheshipindianli,haobaodoufangzaishangceng,xuyaochaxialai。
quezhengfengquanneidalaochulaicengreduxuanchuanxinshu。
「haha,conglaimeitingshuoguobabaochaxialaideshuofa,tongxingxiangxianglizhenfengfu,zenmeyidiandoumeiyongzaixiedewenshang。jintiangangmaidebaobao,xiangnaierzhijiesongdaojialirangwoxuanxinpin,zhendehaonanxuana~」
peitushibieshuguazhedeyipaisheshipinbaobao。
wangyouchedidaipian,bawomashangresou。
【zuozhehaizuiyingma?zhenzhengdeyouqianrendoushisheshipindiansongdaojialixuande!】
【xiaosile,**buchengfanbeidalian,qiongrenjiubuyaoyixiangyouqianrendeshenghuole!】
【jiushijiushi,womendadakeshi**qianjin,jingquantaiziyedeweihunqi,xiexiaoshuozhishitadeaihao,**zuozhebiejiangle!】
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wocongshoujilitaiqitoulai,kanleyiyanshenbiandejingquantaiziyebenren。
maochongshenfendaowotoushangle,nishiyaohudejiezoua!
1.
jijiwumingdixielesanniandexiaoshuo,meixiangdaowojiangshuyihaiyouhongdeyitian。
zhibuguozheigehong,shiheihong。
zhiyinwozaixiaoshuozhongxieleyigeqingjie:bazongweiletaonvzhuhuanxin,daitadaosheshipindianzhongmaibaobao,rangdianyuanjiangdianlizuiguidebaochaxialai。
wozheiyiqingjie,beiduzhedangzuoxiaohuachuanbo。
【hahahahahaha。zenmekanchulaizuozheshigeqiongren?baneiyipaidebaobaojiwochaxialai。】
【loushang,shuodezheibushiwomenzheibiandepifashichangma?hahaha】
【zuozhetaijiediqile,yikanjiugenwomenyiyang,meiyouguoguoyouqianrendeshenghuo,zhinengkaoxiangxiang,jiuxiangnongminjuedehuangdishiyongjinchutougengdi。】
wushurenyongruwoxiedexiaoshuodixia,liuyankaiwanxiao。
我:.......
wogaizenmejieshi,sheshipindianlidebaobaozhendeshiyongchazichaxialaidea?
erqieyueshixiyou,yueshiangguidebao,fangdeyuegao。
yaomaidehua,dianyuanjiuhuiyongchazijiangbaobaoquxialaijinikan。
xiediandachangmian,nimenyoubuxin。
2.
woyuanbenmeixiangfanbo,yizhiyilaiwoxiewenjiushiweilexiaoqian。
buyongkaozheigezhuanqian,zhishiyinweireai,yourenkanwojiugaoxing。
danwoyizhiyilaidoushixiaohuka。
xiaoshuoma,heihongyeshihong。
xiedexiaoshuoturanyouzheimeduorenkan,pinglunliuyan。
kanzhepinglunququandoushi【hahahahahahahaha】,yetingmanzude。
zhishiwomeixiangdaozheijianshijuranchuquanle。
甚至上了热搜。
bidewobudebuzhanchulaijieshi。
wolikefaleweibo,shenzhinawozhiqianmaideyigexiyoupibaobaozuoweilizi,zengjiakexindu。
【dapaibaobaozhenshinachazicongqiangshangchaxialaidema?zuozhedada,womeiyoufuguo,nibuyaopianwo。】
【zheishizhendejiade?shoujidienidaoshishuoya!】
【**zuozhe。gebiweiyudadadoupiyaole,genbenjiubushinishuodezheiyang。renjiayouqianrendoushisongdaojialixuande,haixiyoupi,ninengmaideqiyigemingpaibaoma?】
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woyoudianmeng,dianjinresouyikan。
quanneizhimingzuozheweiyuzaizheigeresoudixiafaleyitiaoweibo,haidailewoxiaoshuodetagbiaoqian。
「dianlisonglejinniandexinpinlaiwojia,rangwoxuan。xuanzekongjuzhengdoufanle,chengnianrendangranshiquandouyaola。」
peitushiyipaidesheshipinbaobao,doushidangjizuixinkuan。
weiyuzaipaibaodetongshi,haiyouyiwuyidijiangbeijinghuanjingdoupailejinqu。
mingyanrendoukandechulai,zheishiyizuodaihuayuandedabieshu。
pinglunquyishizhijiandoushitadeduzhefensizaixianmugongwei。
【wa,weiyudadabukuishihaomenqianjin,zhuzhedabieye,haiyousheshipindianshangmenfuwu。】
【qingwenyaowangnagefangweitoutai,cainengyeguoshangzheiyangdeshenghuo。】
dixiayouhaoshidewangyouxunwen「weiyudada。tingshuosheshipindiandebaobaodoushichaxialaide,shizhendema?」
weiyuhuifudao:「meiyoutingshuoye,tongxingxiangxianglijianzhitaifengfule,jiushiyidianmeiyongzaixiewenshang,buranzaojiuhuole。buguotongkuanbaowodaoshiyouyizhi,xiyoupi,quanqiuzhiyousanzhi。」
zheihuaminglianlidouzaizhiming,woneizhibaobaoshijiade。
我预感不妙。
guoran,tazheihuagangfachumeiduojiu,jiuchongshangleresou。
hewodezuozheming【buaichifanqie】bingliezaiyiqi。
#微雨不爱吃番茄#
#xiyoubaoquanqiuzhiyousanzhi#
#baqiangshangdebaodouchaxialai#
【jiarenmen,wobachulaile!zheikuanbaoquanqiuzhiyousanzhi,lingwailiangzhifenbiezaiyingguohuangshihedibaituhaoshouli。shengxiayizhiliuruguonei,cengjingshiguoneizuidasheshipindiandezhendianzhibao,houlaibeijingquantaiziyemaixia,songjiletadeweihunqi——**qianjin。】
【suoyishuo,zheikuanbaoguoneizhiyouyizhima?neisheideneizhishizhendeya?】
【zheihaiyongshuoma?womenweiyudadakeshizhengerbajingdede**qianjin,xinlaidekeyikaogutadeweibo,tahejingquantaiziyeshenlingfengzhendetaitianla。】
【wasai,haohaokea!jingquantaiziyehe**deqianjindeaiqing。xiaoshuozhaojinxianshile,weiyudadabukuishidingliuzuozhe,jingliguocainengxiedechulai。gebipujiezuozheyibeizidouxiangxiangbuchulaideqingjie。】
【weiyudadabanyefankaiyibentianwen,yihuodao:zheiyebutiana。】
erweiyuduiciyemeiyouyidianjieshi,ershichengjixuanchuanqiletadexinshu。
「woxiedexiaotianwenjintianjiuyaoshangjialee,huanyingdajialaikan。nanzhushizhenzhengdebadaozongcai,xianshixiangdeneizhong。」
我半眯起眼。
**qianjin?jingquantaiziyeweihunqi?
woyishijianyouxiekuxiaobude。
tashuodequanshiwodeciera。
wohuyiditaiqitou,kanzhemianqianzhengzaidiannaoqianchuligongwudejingquantaiziyeshenlingfeng。
shenlingfengzhengzaishipinhuiyi。
yisibugoudidingzhediannao,tingzhexiamianbumenjinglidehuibao。
zhengshidechuanzhe,dazhelingdai,youyuedecelianbeidiannaopingmudeguangyingzhe,gewaihaokan。
bukuishiyijieshougongsi,chuxianzaidazhongshiye,jiupingjieyizhanglianlikehuobianwangluodejingquantaiziye。
jibianshenlingfengmeiyourenhegongkaideshejiaozhanghao,yebufangaidazhongduiyushenlingfengdechimi。
shenlingfengchajuedaowodeshixian。
touguodiannaokanwo,yanlimanshibujie。
「jintiandehuijiudaozheiliba。」taguanbidiannao。
zouguolai,congbeihoubaozhuwo:「zenmele?laopo。」
woyinweijintiandeshiyoudianqiannuta,zaiwobuzhidaodeshihou,jingranhaiyourengentachaoqicp。
「mingtianbiezaiwoshufangbangongle,kanjiannizheizhanglianjiufan。」
shenlingfengshifenweiqu,feiyaoniwaizhekaoguolai:「wonalizuocuole,wogai。danwojiuyaozaizheili,genniyiqibangong。」
qishiwomengeyouyigeshufangde。
pingshimeishizaijiadeshihou,wojiuhuizaishufanglixiexiexiaoshuo,shenlingfengzhidaole,feiyaogenwojizaitongyigeshufang,shenzhibataneigefangjiandebangongzhuodoubanlejinlai。
haihaofangjiangouda,buranliangzhangzhuozijinlaidoumeiyounengluojiaodedifang。
woheshenlingfengdouyijinggoudidiaodele。
chuleyixiewaijiezhenzhenjiajiachuanwen,jihudoumeizenmechuxianzaishejiaomeitishang。
meixiangdaojingranhaiyourenjiezhewomendemingyiquchaozuoziji。
还舞到了正主面前。
zhenshiliguiyushanglelikui。
3.
wangluoshangdetaolunyuyanyulie。
reduchijiubuxia,citiaoyezairesoushanggualehaojiu。
woweibopinglunquyebeihongzhale。
【**zuozhezenmebushuohuale?nidexiyoupihaizaima?chulaiduizhia。】
【lowzuozhexiedelowwen,haiganpianduzhelaoye,zhendangwomenmeiyoujianshini。】
【youdianhuaiyizuozhedejingshenzhuangtaile,buhuishiyixiangchulaideyouqianrenshenghuo,zijidouxinleba。】
【loushang,wokantaqingxingdehen,haizhidaomaijiabaolaihunong,zheimexurong。ruguobushiweiyudadachuochuan,wochadianzhenxinletadehua。】
gengyoushenzhejiangwoxiedexiaoshuo,gentadewenfangzaiyiqiduibi。
【kankan,weiyudadaxiedejiuhenzhenshi,youqianrendezhizuijinmilinlijinzhi,fanguan**zuozhexiede,genputongrenmeishaqubie,yidiandoubugaodashang。】
worenbuzhuyinyangguaiqidihuifuleyitiao:「zenmebujianweiyudadabatadebaonachulaikankan。」
【bushi,zheige**zuozhehaizaizheizuiyingni。】
【weiyudada,kuaibabaobaonachulai,rangzheigelowzuozhekankan,shenmecaishizhenzhengdexiyoupi,gentamaideahuozhigankebuyiyang。】
weiyumeiyoudiyishijianhuiying,ershisishierfeideshuoleju:「wodebaobaotaiduole,dezhaohaojiuni。wojinliangzhaochulaikankan。zhishimeixiangdao,haihuiyoutongxingzhiyiwo,wodebaokeshiwojianeiweisongde,zenmekenengshijiade。」
我有些想笑。
bushijiemen,wobushizhiyinidebaoshijiade。
woshizhiyinizhenggerendoushijiadea。
keshiwangyoumenxianranbuzheimexiang。
【weiyudadanikuaizhaoa,wodengbujile,juranyourenzhiyijingquantaiziyesongdebaoshijiade,zhenbuzhidaosizizenmexie。】
【hahahahaha,**hukazuozhe,zhuniqiurenderen,daoshihoukebuyaokue。】
【zuodenghukaxiaozuojiabeidalian】
【坐等打脸+1】
【kuaizhaokuaizhao,jiesuanwoqiuni,jiudangshiweilewo。】
【wojintianjiuzuozaizheidengle,jienikeyidingyaozhaochulaia。】
weiyuzheisuanshiqihunanxiale。
tadangchucengredudeshihou,buzhidaoxiangmeixiangguohaixuyaozizhengdeshike。
woyedengzhekan,tanengbunengnachulailingyizhixiyoupibaobao。
4.
weiyuyemeirangrendengtaijiu。
caiguoleyitian,jiuzaiweiboguachuleneikuanbaobao。
「fadongjialidebaomuyiqizhaoleyitiancaizhaodao。yuanlaizailaozhaili,dangchulingfengsongjiwozhihou,jiuyizhifangzailaozhai,meizenmebeiguo,guoranwohaishigengxihuannianqingyidiandeshishangkuan。」
wokandaoweiyufadetupian。
buzhidaotacongnazhaodaodegaofangpin,queshifangdebucuo。
jiushihenduoxijieduibutaishang,youyidiansecha,kanqilaishipiliangjizhide,erbushixiangwoneizhiyiyangchunshougongfengzhi。
buguowaixingrengenbenrenbuchulaizhenjia。
ruguobushineikuanbaozhengzaiwoshoushang,youlezhiganshangdeduibi,woyehuixin。
评论区更是爆炸了。
【hukazuozhehebiziquqiru,zheibubaoyingjiulaile。】
【jiushijiushi,nijigedanziganzhiyi**deqianjina。renjiakeshihuozhenjiashidehaomen。】
【hahahaha,woshuangle,kanzhexurongde**zuozhebeichaichuanzhendehaoshuanga。】
【weiyudada,jintiansuanshidaiwomenkaileyanjiele,zheibeizidoumeixiangdaowohainengkandaoquanqiuzhiyousanzhidebaobao。】
【xiaoshuochengbuqiwo,guoranhaomendouxihuanzheizhong**dedongxi。】
woyibianyibiandishuawangyoudepinglunzhe。
turanyoudianxiangwenwen,jiranzheibaoshitamaide,neiyidingyousheshipindiandepingzheng。
bijingsuoyou**bansheshipinbaodouyouduyiwuerdehuoma,zaixitonglicundangde。
quanqiuzhiyousanzhidebaogengshiruci。
kanzheneizhizhuoliemofang,liqiuzuodaozuixiangdebaobao。
wobuyoudeyaoleyaotou,xiaochushenglai。
zixiyixiang,wogentajijiaoshenme,guaidiaojiade。
xiewenbenlaijiuzhishiwodeaihao,shiwowuchuxuanxiedebiaodayu,wobingbuzhiwangzheigelaizhuanqian。
woyeconglaimeiyouyingxiaoguo**qianjinzheigeminghao,zhixiangmomoxiewen。
danweiyu,jiuxiangneizhigaofangbaobaoyiyang。
zhuoliedimofang,zhiweimanzuzhurendexurongxin。
何必去跟她比。
5.
wokandekai,keweiyudefensiquebudasuanfangguowo。
weiyushiwangwenquandedingjidalao,pingjiezhejingxinbaozhuangchulaiderenshe,jizanlebushaofensi。
bingqiefensidezhandoulishifenqianghan,jiangwangwenquangaodexiangfanquan,bunengshuotamenjiadadayidianhuaihua。
tamenbalewoyiwangdesuoyouweibo,shituzhaochuwoxianshishijiedeshenfen。
zhikexi,woyinzangdefeichanghao。
zaiweiboshangmeiyourenhenengzhijiedingweidaowosuozaididexinxi。
计划落空。
tamenyoubamaotouzhuanxianglewoxiedexiaoshuo。
wangrirutongyitansishuidewendixia,duolexuduorumadepinglun。
【lajizuozhexiedelajiwen,huaiyizuozhemeiyouxiaoxuebiye,jianyichacha。】
【youyoumen,bileizheigelajizuozhe,jingranpengciweiyudada,haiai**,hahahahaxianzaifancheleba。】
【xiedeshenmegoushiqingjie,nankansile,kuaipaoajiemeimen。】
【zhiyouzheimelowdezuozhe,cainengxiechuzheimelowdeqingjieba,xianggemeiwenhuadexiaochou。】
【ganjingunchuwangwenquanba,wenbizheimecha,zheimenankandexiaoshuo,yezhiyouninengxiedechulai。】
【shenmeyangdejingshenzhuangtainengxiechu「baqiangshangdebaobaochaxialai。」zheimelowdejuzia,haiziyiweihenbking,xiaodiaodayale。】
tamenfengkuangdijiwodewendafufen,renduoshizhong。
wocongqianzanxiadejifenlikeqingling。
tongshiwohaishoudaolepingtaidexinxi,youyudaliangdeduzhejubao。
wodewenwufahuodeliuliang,dadaoyidingshuliangshenzhihuizhijiefengshaxiajia。
tamendexingweibuzhiyingxiangdaowo,shenzhihaiyingxiangdaolewozhiqiandeduzhe。
【fashengleshenme?woyizhikanfanqiedadadewen,tinghaokandeya。】
【loushang,nimenfanqiedadazaiweibo**fanchele。zheimexihuankantadewen,xianshishenghuozhongyidingyehenxihuan**ba。】
woyichacaifaxian,yuanlaishijintianxiawuweiyuyoufaleyitiaoshipin。
jingtouqiandetashanranleixia,chuchukelian。
「buzhidaoshibushimouxierenzhaoleshuijun,zheiliangtianwoshoudaolehenduocaijihemanmadesixin,haiyouyixieshuijunzaiwodexinwendixiaeyishuafuping,jiwodeshenghuoheshiyedailailehenduoyingxiang。」
「woconglaimeiyoukeyidexiangyaoxuanyaozijideshenshi,yizhiyelaiyezhixianghaohaoxiewen,danshizongyouxierenbufangguowo,woxiedexinshuyezhaolailetamendezaoyaozhongshang。ruguonimenhaibutingzhizheizhongxingwei,wodeweihunfuhaiyoujiangshihuizhuijiudaodide。」
不是。
tashuodeyijiushiwodeciera!
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