不对劲，我的师姐不对劲啊！
《不对劲，我的师姐不对劲啊！》 小说介绍
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《不对劲，我的师姐不对劲啊！》 第2章 糟老头子坏得很！ 免费试读
“老头子！”
“zhiqiannibushishuo，jiwodingleqifenhunyue，rangwosuibiantiaosuibianxuan？”
“xianzaidaohao，wocailaizhaodiyige，jiuzaizheilidenglebanxiaoshi，lianrenjiadamendoumeijinqu！”
“你也太坑了吧？”
luochengshidongqu，pinganxiaoqumenkou，yigechuanzhexiuxianzhuangdeqingnian，zhengzaidadianhua。
tayizheputong，danjianmeixingmu，lianshanglengjiaofenming，chongmanleyanggangdeqixi。
他叫易小天。
zheicilailuocheng，shiweilelvxingdangnianyeyedingxialaidehunyue。
“meijinqu？”dianhuaneiduan，chuanlaiyigebukuaidelaozheshengyin，“niqulesheijia？ganzheimebujiwoyishanmianzi？”
“liujia，liuziyan。”yixiaotianlanyangyangdeshuodao。
“kanlaiyourenxiangyaoyanerwuxinle！”laozhebujinlengxiaoqilai。
“renxinzongshihuibiande，erqiedoushenmeniandaile，haidingwawaqin，renjiabuyuanyiyezhengchang。”yixiaotianqueshihaobuzaiyi，taxiaoxixidedao，“yaobuzheihunyuejiutuileba？”
“liujiabuyuanyi，neijiuladao！”
“fanzhenghoumianhaiyouliuge，zanyebuchazheiyige！”
“dan，hunkeyitui，mianzibunengdiu，womenyijiaderen，bunengrenrenqifu！”
shuodaohoumian，laozhedeyuqizhujianbadaoqilai。
“younizheijuhua，wojiufangxinle。”
yixiaotianheiheiyixiao，ranhouguaduanledianhua。
哒哒哒！
jiuzaizheishi，yigenongzhuangyanmo，shencaiyaoraodenvzi，caizhegaogenxie，congxiaoqulimianzoulechulai。
zheinvziyixiaotianmeijianguo，dantakanguozhaopian。
suoyiyiyanjiurenchule，duifangzhengshizijideweihunqizhiyi，liujiadeqianjin，liuziyan！
liuziyanshangxiadaliangleyifanyixiaotian，jianhouzhechuanzhelianjiadeyifu，hunshentulituqide，wanruxiangbalaojincheng，dunshibuxieqilai。
“wei！nijiushiyishandesunzi，yixiaotian？”liuziyanmanlianxianqidezhanzaiwumiwaikaiwaihewendao。
“ng？”yixiaotiansuiranyouxiebukuai，danyemeiyoubiaoxianchulai，ershidiantoudao：“bucuo，shiwo。”
“genwojinlaiba！”liuziyanlenghengyisheng，jiudangxiangqianzouqu。
yixiaotiansonglesongjian，genzaihoumianjinrulebieshudangzhong。
gangjinmen，jiukandaoyiduizhongnianfufu，qishilingrendezuozaishafashang。
tamenyanzhongmanshishenshizhise，wanruduidaifanren。
zheiliangren，zhengshiliuziyandefumu，liujianguohezhangxiulan。
yixiaotiangangyaobiaominglaiyi，quetingzhangxiulanjianshengjiaodao：“zhanzhu！nizhanzaineilibiedong！”
“zenmele？”yixiaotianyihuowubi。
“heng！”zhangxiulanmanlianbuxiede：“zhenshixiangxialaide，yidianguijudoubudong！”
“wozuocuoshenmele，haiqingbomumingshi。”yixiaotianyouxiebugaoxingdewendao。
“nijinmenyebuhuanxiezi，baditannongzanglezenban？nizhibuzhidao，wozheiditankeshijinkoude，meipingmisanwan，mingguiwubi！”zhangxiulanhengmeishuyandedao。
“哦？”
yixiaotianyanzhonglengguangyishan，ranhoujiuliezuixiaodao：“sanwanyiping，queshibubianyi。”
“keshi，zheimemingguidedongxi，zenmenenggoupuzaidishangcailaicaiqu？”
“woganjueyinggaibatagongqilai，meirimobai！zheiyangjiubuhuizangle！bomujuedeni？”
yixiaotianlianshangxiaoxixi，yifurenchuwuhaideyangzi。
“ni！”zhangxiulandunshibeiyededabushanglai。
“haole！”zheishiliujianguokaikoujieweidao：“zheiyebusuanshenmedashi，ziyan，niqunashuangyicixingtuoxiejiyixiaotianhuanshangba。”
liuziyanzhanzaiyuandi，dongdoumeidong。
“wotingshuonongcunren，haoduotianbuxiyicizao，yecongbuxijiao！”
“zheijiahuoshenshangzangxixide，kendinghaoduotianmeixiguole，yaoshirangtahuanletuoxie，kongpahuichouqixuntian，zhenggewuzidoumeifadaile……”
她满脸嫌弃的说道。
“呕！”
wenyan，zhangxiulanzhijuedeyizhenfanwei。
liujianguoyeshiliansedabian，haishenshouwuzhulekoubi，haoxiangyijingwendaoleneixuntiandechoujiaoyaziweidao！
“suanlesuanle，buyonghuanle！xiaotianniguolaizuoba。”liujianguopingzhuhuxi，zhilezhiduimiandeshafashuodao。
“duoxiebofu。”yixiaotianpielepiezui，danyemeiyouduoyan，jiuzoudaoshafaqian，zhunbeizuoxia。
“manzhe！”zhangxiulanqueshizaidujiaoleqilai，“neishafanibunengzuo！”
“weishenme？”yixiaotianzhujianyouxiebunaifanle，nihaiyouwanmeiwanle？
“nishenshangneimezang，nongzanglewodeshafazenmeban？”zhangxiulanlenghengdao：“nizheiyizuo，wokongpacashangsantiandouwufaxiaochushangmiandechouwei！”
“jiranzheiyang，neiwojiuzhanzheshuoba。”yixiaotianyelandefeihua，tazhijiekaikoudao：“wozheicilai……”
“xingle！”zhangxiulanzaidudaduandao：“nidelaiyi，womenyijinghenqingchule，nixiangyaoquwonverba？gaosuni，nibupei！”
“nikankanwozheijiali，yongdequandoushigaodangjiaju，meiyiyangdoujiazhibufei！”
“womenshenshangchuandeyifu，doushiliangshendingzuode！waimianyouqianyegenbenmaibudao！”
“zaikankanni？yishenditanhuo，kongpaniquanshenshangxia，doubuzhiwubaikuaiba？”
“womengenbenbushiyigeshijiederen，suoyi，nihaishisilezheitiaoxin，buyaowangxiangchitianerou，ganjinhuinongcunquba！”
zhangxiulanyanyujianke，tuomohengfei，genbenmeibayixiaotianfangzaiyanzhong。
“shuowanle？”yixiaotianyoudianwuyudedao：“woshuodama，nihaoxiangnongcuoleyijianshi……”
“dama？！！”zhangxiulantingdaozheilizhijiezhale，“nishuosheishidamani？nicaishidama，niquanjiadoushidama！”
“jiunizheiyang，jiaonidamadoushitaijuni！”yixiaotianpielepiezuidao。
“**！tubie！xiangbalao！jiunizheiyangyexiangquwonver，zuonidechunqiudamengba！”zhangxiulandamabuyi。
“xinglebiechaole。”liujianguohechileyisheng，ranhoudingzheyixiaotiandao：“nigangcaishuo，womennongcuoleyijianshi，buzhidaoshishenmeshi？”
“wojintianlai，bushiyaoquliuziyan，ershituihunde。”yixiaotianzhongyuyoujihuishuochulecixingmude。
“shenme？niyaotuihun？”
liuziyantamen，quandoushayanle。
zheizenmehetamenxiangxiangdebuyiyang？
danhenkuai，zhangxiulanjiulengxiaoqilai：“wobuxin！woliujiajiashixianhe，jiacaiyiwan，niyigexiangbalao，qihuifangguozheigepanfuhaomendejihui？wokannishiyuqinguzong，yituiweijinba？”
“haomen？”yixiaotianzuijiaogouqiyimochaofeng：“shangyidezichan，yepeichenghaomen？”
“zaineixiedajiazuyanzhong，womenliujia，queshitixiedoubupei，danduinieryan，jueduisuanshihaomendahu！nibufuqiyemeiyong！”liujianguochenshengshuodao。
“womeiyoubufuqi！”yixiaotianyaotoushixiao：“zaiwoyanzhong，liujiabuguoshilouyieryi！bushiwopeibushangliujia，ershinimen，peibushangwo。”
什么？
配不上你？
ciyanyichu，zhenggeketing，dunshianjingwubi。
安静的诡异！
danhenkuai，chixiaoyuhemashengjiuxiangleqilai。
“haoxiaozi！haizhenshihaodadekouqi！jingranshuowoliujiapeibushangni，zhenshibuzhidaoninalaidediqi！”
“buzhidaotiangaodihoudedongxi，jingranganzaiwoliujiadafangjueci！niyiweinisuanshenmedongxi？”
“jiuni？qigaiyibandetubie，jiusuanfendouwubainian，doubukenengheliujiaxiangtibinglun！”
zhangxiulan、liuziyan、liujianguosanren，quandouchaofengqilai。
“haoba，xiwangnimenjianglaibuyaohouhui。”
huayijingshuodaozheigefenshang，yejiumeishenmekeshuodele。
yixiaotianyelandeduofeikoushe，zhuanshenjiuxiangwaimianzouqu。
“zhanzhu！”liujianguoqueshihedao：“xiangzoukeyi，hunyueliuxia！”
“erqieniyaobaozheng，congjinwanghou，yangebaomi，budexielucishi，yimianyousunwonverdemingsheng！”
“fouze，worangnihouhuimoji！”
liujianguoshuozhe，turanpailepaishou。
menwaidunshixiangqiyizhenzaluandejiaosheng。
erhou，yiqunwudasancudebaoanyonglejinlai，duzhuleyixiaotiandequlu。
kanzheiqingxing，zheishitamenshixianyijinganpaihaole。
“kanlai，nimenbudanyaoshiyanerfei，haixiangyaoenjiangchoubao？”
yixiaotiansaoleyiquan，queshisihaobuju，talengxiaodao，“ruguobushilaotouzidangnianjiulenidie，qiyounimenxianzaideliujia？”
“hehe，liujiameiniandoujinimendaqian，dangchudejiumingzhien，zaojiuhaiwanle！nihaixiangxieentubao？zhenshikexiao！”
liujianguolengxiaodao：“xingle，nijiubiefeihuale，ganjinjiaochuhunyue！”
“ruguowobujiaoni？”yixiaotianliezuixiaodao。
“nizheishijingjiubuchichifajiu？”liujianguoyanzhonglengguangshanshuo。
“hehe……”yixiaotianxiaodegengjiakaixinle：“nimenpashibuzhidao，wozheirenzuixihuanchifajiu！yaobunirangwochangchang？”
“jiranruci，neijiubieguaiwobukeqile！”liujianguoyanzhongshajishanshuo，taduineixiebaoanxialingdao：“dongshou，daduantadeshoujiao！gediaotadeshetou！”
吼！
baoanmennuhouyisheng，jiuyaoxiangyixiaotianpuqu。
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哐当！
jiuzaizheishi，damenkouchu，queshichuanlaileyishengbaoxiang。
zhongrenshenzhifangzidouzaizhendong。
“fashengshenmeqingkuangle？gaibuhuidizhenleba？”
liuziyanyijia，quandouliansedabian。
“刘先生不好了！”
henkuai，menweihuangluandechongjinlai，taliansejingkongdejiaodao：“women，womenbeibaoweile！”