《发疯文学的甜》 小说介绍
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di1zhangwanfafengwenxue,bashangsibianlaogong
hesangeqipananxiangqinhou,
woheguimiheduolewanqifafengwenxue,
jieguoqiannanyouzaiwojialouxiazhanleyizhengye,
zhumadabaolewodedianhua,
shangsizhijiesongjiwoyigehongsexiaobenben。
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zuotianshoule**,heguimiheduowanqilefafengwenxue,xinglaifaxianzijitangzailaobanguyanyudechuangshang。
wolimazuoleqilai,beizicongwoshenshanghuaxiaqu,shenshangyiliang,wodunzhule,dangfanyingguolai,woxunsulaqilebeizi。
guyanyucongyimaojianzoulechulai,xiuzhangbizhideshuangtuimanmanzoujinchuangbian,yishenhuisedexiuxianzhuang,hepingshixizhuanggelvdeyansuyangzihenbuyiyang。
「shenshangtengma?」wenroudesangyinchuanruerduo。
woyebuzhidaoweishenmeguishishenchadihuidale,「buteng。」
yexushipingshizuoweitamishudewo,xiguanlexiayishidihuidasuoyouwenti,tengyebuganshuoteng。
suihoutanachuliangbenhongsexiaobenben,zaiwoyanqianlehuangleyixia,「jiehunzhengjiuyouwobaoguanba。」
woganjuewoshoudaoworenshengshishangzuidadebaoji,congxiaoyemeiganguorucichugedeshia。
wozhishigansixiakouhaieryi。
shengxiatashuoshenmewodouhaoxiangmeitingjian,ganjuebeitaqingqingroulexiatoufa,ranhouhaoxiangtajiuzhuanshenlikailefangjian。
naohailizhiyou「jiehunzheng」zheigeci,woxiangqilewozuotiangandefengshile。
zaibeiwomacuihunshucizhihou,womajiwobaominglexiangqinwangzhan。
yigeshitoudingtudexiaoqiyejingli,yaoqiuwoxianshenggehaizizaijiehun,haideshinanhai,haishuowokuaibensanshile,suishudabuhaosheng。
yigeshiyinweijialibutongyimanzhemeifenshoudenvpengyoulaixiangqin,queyaodaiwoqujiantaxiongdi。
yigeshilianwendinggongzuodoumeiyou,haixiangrangwoyangtade,jitamaishechipindebiyesheng。
huiquzhihou,wolimajiubaneigepianrendewangzhanjijubaole。
wobushibuxiangjiehun,wozhishibuxiangjiangjiu,womaqueyiweiwofenshouzhihoushuinifengxinle。
woheguimiyanyanyibianhejiuyibiantucaozheijianshi。
guimiyanyanhedemanliantonghong,「zanmenjiuyaoyinanrendefangshiduidainanren,yongmofadabaimofa。」
ranhouwoliangjiukaishilewangshangdefafengwenxue,jiujingjilewozugoudeyongqi。
wozaipengyouquanfale:「jiehunma?(suijixuanyiwei)woyangni,nifuzemaomeiruhua,nifuzezhuanqianyangjia,nifuzecaimiyouyan,nifuzeaimayangwa。」wenanxiamianhaipeishanglewoheduodemeizhao。
meiguoyizhen,jialidemenlingxiangle,wohuanghuangyouyouzoudaomenkou,dakaimen。
yanqianchuxianyizhangshuxidemiankong,188,shenchuanheisexizhuang,toufahaiyoudianchaoshi,tajiushiwodelaobanguyanyu。
womimihuhuyoudianbutaixiangxin,yushiwoshangshoumoqiletadelian,guorannianqingjiushihao,qinglengdelianmoqilaihuahuade。
「mohaolema?」liandoubeiwomohongle。
「haole,haole。」kenengshiwoshentihaishibennengdihaipalaobande。
guyanyubaoqiwo,wenwendizoudaolouxia,fangzaicheshangfujiashideweizhi。
zaicheshang,worenbuzhuduitadongshoudongjiao,tayizhishoubaoguozhuwodeshuangshou,burangwoluandong,wojiuzhinengyongyishuangwugudedayanjingdingzheta。
daoleminzhengjumenkou,woquebuxiachele。
2
「bushinishuoyaojiehundema?」guyanyuyegaobudongwoweishenmeturanbuxiachele。
「wokeshiyaozhaoxihuande,nixianzailianpengdouburangpeng,buxihuan。」wobalianzhuanxianglingwaiyibian。
「让你碰,来吧。」
woshengpatafanhui,shanglaijiuzaitalianshangqinleyixia,taerjianfuqilaiyimohong。
「xianzaikeyixiachelema?」
「buxing。」kanzheneixinggandezuichun,wojuedewohaimeizhangoubianyi。
「gangcainiyeqinle,nandaonixiangdangbufuzerendezhanv?」
zirenweidaodeganruciqiangdewo,kebunengdangzhanv,limaxiachehetalinglejiehunzheng。
zaiwennuandeyangguangxia,hexudeweifengmeiyouchuixingwobuqingxingdetounao,fanerrangwogengjiashangtou。
hetahuidaotajia,guanshangmenhou,wojiuyizhixiangxiaoweibayiyanggenzheta。
dingzhetashuaiqidelianpang,wohaoxiangbeixiyinle,manmankaojintadezuichun,ganjueruanruande,suihouguyanyuzhanjulezhudaodiwei。
manman,wotangzairouruandechuangshang......
wopaipaifahongdelianjia,qingxingleguolai。
wozailaobanmianqianweichidewenzhonghecheng**xingderensheshibushiyaobengtale。
buguoyishunjianyouyihuoqilaile,tanandaobuxihuannanrenle?
haishijiehunjiushijitadangdangjianpai?
要不要提离婚?
yixiliedewentibaizaiwomianqian,beiturandeduzijiaoshengdaduan。
wozhinengshoushiyixia,ganjinxialoule。
tazuozaicanzhuomianqian,「kuailaichifanba,yihuiliangle。」tayiguandifahuizhetadeshenshifengdu。
woyibianchiyibianxiaoxinyiyiditichu:「yaobu,yaobujintianwomenhuangezheng?」zhijiangangcaihaiwenroudeyanmoushunjianrangrenhanleng。
wolimadidixialetou,wohaixiangbaozhuwozheifengongzuo,gongzigaofulihaohaibuleidegongzuobuganbuzhenxi。
「wojiameiyouzuotianjiehun,jintianjiulihundexiguan。」
sheijiayouzheixiguana,keshibuxihuandelianggerenzenmenengguoyibeizia,jishiwoshiyankong,kaozheidianyenanyiweichitaijiu。
zhengdangqifendidaolingxiashi,tajiademenlingxiangle,tadakaimenjiutingjiannvshengchuanlai。
「chouxiaozi,wobulainizhei,nijiubuhuijialaikan.......」
guyanyudemamakandaowo,shunjiandengdashuangyan,ranhouxixiaoyankaidikuaibuzoudaowodemianqian,wojinwodeshuangshou。
suirancishitamamadexingweichaochupingchangdereqing,woyenachumishuyinggaiyoudegongjingwenhao,「dongshizhangfurenhao!」
「biejianwai,jiujiaowoayijiuxing。」tawenroudiduiwoshuo。
woyixiazixiangqiwocishizhengchuanzheguyanyudechenshan,cishiwohenbudezaitajiazaikouchuyidongbieshu。
「wo,woshangquhuangeyifu。」wokekebabadishuodao。
wopaohuifangjiandeshihou,tingjiantashuo:「niyifuzaiyangtai,xianzaiyinggaiganle。」
wochadianyibuxiaoxinshuaidao。
xialoushi,toutoudengleyiyanta,nawodangdangjianpai,heng。
「yingying,laimasongnijianliwu。」
wojiaobuyidun,「ma」,nandaotabajiehundeshishuole,guoranwocaidemeicuo。
jiujianguyanyudemama,congshoushangzhaixiayijianfeicuizhuozidaizaiwoshoushang,「zheishiyanyudenainaisongwode,zheicijianmianturan,xiacimazaisongnigenghaode。」
wobuganshou,mangtuituo,「nishouzheba,madeyipianxinyi,yeshinainaiyaosongjisunxifude。」
buganbuzhaogulaobandemianzi,dasuanguohouzaihaijita。
songzoutamahou,tajiangchonghaodiandeshoujijiwo,「zuotiannishoujimeidianle。」
kaijizhihou,kanjianzhumayanniandeshiduogeweijiedianhua,wolimaguoqu。
guaduandianhuazhihou,wolimajiaoguyanyu,「kebukeyixianzaisongwoquyiyuan?」
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zaichelidewo,xinlishifenzheji,yanleichongmanyanjing,huanhuanliudaolezuijiao。
「xianbiezheji,keyigaosufashengshenmeshilema?」tayiliandanxindiwendao。
「wobabashuaidaole,jinleyiyuan。」yexushisuizhenianlingdezengzhang,kanjianzuijinjinianqinrenxiangjidelishi,huiyuelaiyuedanxinbamadeshenti,suoyiyecaihuixiangbamatuoxiequxiangqin。
「xiangxinwo,huimeishide,xianzaiwojiulianxiyiyuandepengyou。」tanaqizhijinjiwoqingqingdicaleyanlei,ranhoujiudaledianhua。
daolebingfangdeshihou,kanjianlaobajingshenbucuodeyangzi,wodexinyefangsonglexialai。
danshiwomashanglaijiuwozheguyanyudeshou,「nijiushiyingyingdenanpengyouba,gangcairenjiayishengjiwomenzhuanledanjianbingfang,haiyougezhuanjialaikanbadetabingqing,shuoshiniteyizhufude。」
「ma,zuotianwoheyingyinglingzhengle。」cihuayichu,bingfangneishunjiananjingle。
wobamayebeiwojiehundexiaoxizhenjingdaole,bijingqianjitianwohaizaixiangqin。
erwoyebeitajiao「yingying」wodexiaomingjingdaile,pingshineigegaolengdelaobanni,suiranouerzhaoguwoshiyehenwenrou,danshenmeshihouyouguozheifumiankong。
「buhaoyisi,meiyoujingguoerlaodetongyi,xiangnimendaoqian。」suihoutaxiangwobamajuleyigong。
「bujiushishanhunma?womenyebushilaogudong。」womasuihoujiureqingleqilai,wenqilejiatingqingkuang。
wobaqueshiyiyanbufa,bijingwobashigelaoponu,meiyoufayanquan。
likaizhiqian,yanniankanzheguyanyushuo:「nikedehaohaoduidaiwozheigemeimei,yaoshisheiganqifuta,womenkebuhuifangguo。」
yannianzheixienianjiuxiangwodeqingegeyiyangzhaoguwo,neiganjuejiuxiangmeiyouxueyuandeqinren。
guyanyumeiyousihaodetuique,「nifangxin,wobuhuijirenherenjihuiqifuta,jiusuanshiwozijiyebuxing。」
talaqiwodeshou,yiqilikaileyiyuan。
poyulaobanshuodejiazuxiguan,tajiameiyoujiehunjiufenjudexiguan,woyouhetahuidaoletajia。
ranhouwoyeyinweishenmedoufashengle,jiumeijiaoqinghetatangzaileyigechuangshang。
meiyouxinqingxiangzheiliangtianhetafashengdeshi,xinlizhiyouduijiarendedanxin。
suiranbabazhishishoulexiaoshang,danshiwonanguodexinqinghaishimeiyoutunqu。
womengshangbeizi,buxiangbeibierenkanjianworuanruoyimian。
guyanyucongxishoujianchulaizhihou,tangzaichuangshang,ranhouwoganjuewobeiyongruhuaibaozhong。
tamanmanlakaiwomengtoudebeizi,「nibabayijingmeishile,yihouwomenduohuijiakantamen。huozhenixiangdehua,dengnibahaole,womenyekeyibatamenjieguolaizhu。」
zaiwobamamianqianrenzhudeleishui,shunjianjiukongzhibuzhu,wobaojintawawadaku。
jiuhaoxiangkongjuhuisuizheyanleiliuzouyiban,wodezheifendanxinyouleyikao。
dangwofaxiewanle,kanjiantadeyifuyijingbeiwodeyanleidashi。
wojuedeyouxiediulian,gangcaidezijijiuxiangxiaohaizi。
meixiangdao,tazhijiebashangyituole,luchulebakuaifuji,wozhuangzuomeikanjian,quebuganbaozhetale。
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diertian,womenyiqishangban。
「ninengbunengdengwoxianshangqu,nizaishangqu。」wotichuzheigeyaoqiu,jiukanjiantaliansebiandebuhaokan。
「wojianbuderen?nabuchushou?」
「bushi,zheibushipabierenshuowolaoniuchinencaoma?」wogoutuidishuodao,wobitadasansuieryi,buguozheiyangshuoshiweilejianshaomafan,woweixinle。
kandaotabeianfuhaodeshenqing,wolimaxiachechongjingongsi。
guoleyihuier,gongsidebaguaqunwengwengdixiangqi。
「jintianlaobanxinqingkendinghenhao,jiandaowojuranxiaole。」gongsideqiantaixiaojiemeifalailexiaoxi。
jiexialaidajiakaishifenfencaiceqilai。
「shibushidongshizhangfurentongyilaobanheyizhongrenzaiyiqile。」
「youkeneng,bijingwanniandebingshanhenshaobeironghua,zhuyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu。」
「祝福,撒花。」
......
tamenqunlishuode「yizhongren」wozhidao,haishicongzheigebaguaqunlizhidaode。
liangnianqiandeyitian,qunlituranlailegedabagua,yourenzailaobanbangongshimenkoutingjiandongshizhangfurenshuo,tabutongyiguyanyuheqiaohangzaiyiqi。
tingjianzheigexiaoxi,woyehenzhenjing,bijinglianwozheigemishudoubuzhidao,buguocongdongshizhangfurenzuilishuochulaideyinggaiyebuhuishijiade。
qiaohangzheigemingziwohenshuxi,tashilaobandeyigehaopengyou,nandaotalianganduchencangle。
zheigexiaoxiyichu,eshalegongsilihenduonianqingxiaoguniangchunchunyudongdexin。
dangshiqunliyizhenaihao,bijingnianqingshuaiqi,duojinhaibuhuaxindenanrensheibuaia。
buguoshijianzhangle,dajiaxintaiyemanmanzhuanbianle,youxinsuibianchenglebudaipianjiandezhufu。
kanjianqunlidezhufu,wobuzhidaoxinzhongshihezhongziwei,jiushiguaiguaide。
「guoduanshijiandetongxuehui,niyidingyaolaia」daxuebanzhangfalailexiaoxi。
「他会去吗?」
「tashuozheicimeishijian。」
「neihao,woqu。」meicidouyinweitajujuebanzhangyejuedeyouxiebuhaoyisi。
buyihuier,guyanyudexiaoxiyelaile,「wuxiushanglaiyiqichifan。」
dengdaozhongwu,wokanzhemeirentoutoujinletadebangongshi。
kanjiantahaizaiyisibugoudigongzuo,kanjianwolaile,tashouqiwenjian,laidaozhuoziqian,dakaicanhe。
doushiwoaichide,tajiaqiyikuainiurousongdaowomianqian,woweiweiyileng,xinxiangtajintianxinqingzheimehao,xiayishidiyikouchidiao,jiaodeshihouxiangqiwoyongdeshitadekuaizi。
xianzaitahaizhengzaidadafangfangdiyongzhe,suiranjieguowen,danshizheijitianjiufeisulajinguanxi,haishiyouxiehaixiu。
shengxiadefanwoshizaichibule,tajuranbawoshengxiadefandouchile。
「zheiyangbulangfeiliangshi,yihounichibulededoukeyiliujiwo。」tayilianzhenchengdao。
nanyixiangxiangcengjingneigechiyidunfanhaojiwandelaoban,xianzaizhengchizhewodeshengfan。
waimengaogenxiecaizaidimiandeshengyinchuanlai,yuelaiyuejin,woyixunleibujiyanerzhishiduojinlebangongshineidexiuxijian。
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guanshangmenhou,wopailepaijinzhangdexiaoxinzang。
menwaichuanlaijiaodidideshengyin,「yanyugege,ayishuonijiehunle,shizhendema?」
zheigeshengyinyitingjiushitadeshijiameimeiqiaosui,diaderenqiyishenjipigeda。
「ng。」tashengyintouzheyigushuli,「ruguonilaishiweilewenzheijianshi,neiwoyaogongzuole。」
bukuishi「bingshan」laoban,shenbianchulewoyigemishuyiwai,keyishuoshijujuelesuoyoutaohua,zhenshiwei「yizhongren」shoushenruyu。
「yanyugege,neinihesheijiedehunya?wokeyijianjianma?」
qidaotaqianwanbuyaoshuochuqua,fouzewohuibeizheigedaxiaojie「zhemo」si。
「没必要。」
「renjiakeyixuexuejiejieshenshangdeyoudian,meizhunhaikeyichengweihaojiemeide。haobuhaoma?」
「tashenshangdeyoudianwozijikanjiuhao,buxuyaobieren。」
laobanweiwu,woweilaobanjudaqi。
ranhouwojiutingjianguanmensheng,heyiju:「nihaibuchulaima?」
yexushigangcaipaodetaikuai,xianzaiyoudianbuhaoyisimiandui,wojiuganjinshuo:「wohaiyougongzuoyaozuo,xianzoule。」
riziyitiantianguoqu,wohaimeiyoukaolvhao,yaobuyaozaicitichulihun。
yibianjuedebuyinggaipohuaitaliangzhijiandeganqing,yinweiwoliangjiehun,taliangdouyigeyuemeijianmianle。
yibianbuxiangrangbamashangxin,haiyoutazhendeduiwohenhao。
youyitianqukanbaba,womagaosuwo,guyanyujingchanglaikanwangbaba,youdeshihoufuzhebabaqucesuo,yixiexiaoshizhendehenchuowodexin。
xiangchuzhongyehenzhaoguwo,yidianbuxiangbiwoxiaodeyangzi。
zuofan,xianhua,qian......douhaobulinse。
wohaoxiangduitayouyidiandianhaogan。
zhidaotongxuejuhuineitianlailin,wohaoxiangkandaoletalingwaideyimian。
wangyoujiejiujingwennidianping:zheibenshufafengwenxuedetianzhengtijiegoushejidebucuo,erqiexinlimiaoxieyebijiaodaowei,youshihourangrentongkuailinli,danshizhenggeganjueluojiganyebijiaoqiang,bushiweiyipianjiazuo!
wangyoubaiyiwuyanshangdianping:zheibenshufafengwenxuedetianxiedehenzhenshi,nengxiangxiangdaoruguopaichengpiandeyangzi。zijizuochekandaohaoduodifangdoulechushengle。tiliangzuozhemayouxinerzixinku,danyerenbuzhuxiangcuigeng。
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