《荒年亩产万斤?我靠末日化肥躺赢》 小说介绍
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真的是米饭的香气!
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baidafufuqiliangyemeilanzhe。
kaozhenveryunanyoushudebenshi,tamenzheixienianmeishaoxiangfu。
“dangjiade,woganjinbaguoxichulai,denghuierzhengmifan。”
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fuqiliangsheiyemeikaolvguo,nverkenengkongshouerguideqingkuang。
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乖乖的把白米献上!
……
灶台前。
云烨正犯愁。
youyanduanquemeidiaoliao,gaizenmeliaoliliangdaoyecai?
“buguaiyaomeizhuzhushijiwochi,qiaofunanweiwumizhichuia。”
silaixiangqu,tazhinengbadamifancongguolishengchulai,xiangzhezhukaishuibacaizhuoshu,yongyanliangbancouhezhechi。
gangbafanshengchulai,mumen“kuanglang”yishengfachujuxiang。
“sheiazheimemeilimao,shuaihuailemennipeideqima?”
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“baihehua?nizenmelaile?”
“yunyegege,tingshuoniweilewonaojueshi,wodanxindechibuxiafan,teyilaikankanni。”
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ruguoyunyezhuiwen,taweishenmeyaojiajichangdizhu,youshuoshichangdizhubipota,budebujia。
tiqianshexianghaoyiqiedebaihehua,youjiaodoutaiqilaile。
“砰!”
yunyeyonglidiguanshangtamianqiandeneishanmumen。
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“baihehua,niyihoubielaizhaowowanle,womeikongdalini。”
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yiqianyunyebabudeduotingtashuojijuhua,rujinjingganjitashuailianse?
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“wozhidaoniqiwojiajichangdizhu,kewoyemeifazi……”
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dengtajiaobianwan,yunyebunaifanditaoletaoerduo,bujiedewenta。
“nizhaowodaodiyoushashi?jiangzhongdian!”
baihehuayilianjuaodeanhengyisheng:nijiayoubaimihaibuganjinnalaijiwo,haiyongwozhudongkaikouma?
dantahaiyaobaochititieweirendexingxiang,yushiyiliandanyoudefanwen。
“luohudeshi,nijiadasuanzenmeban?”
“凉拌。”
“yunyegegenibuyaohuixin,woxiangxinniyidingnengtingguonanguande,wohendanxinni,nijueshiwoyemeiyouxinqingchifan。”
yunyetingmingbailebaihehuadelaiyi。
tameixiangdaozheinvdelianpibichengqiangguaijiaohaiyaohou。
benlaimeikongdalita,jirantazijishangmenzhaochikutou,dangranshichengquantade“guanxin”la!
“hehuameimei,nibuyaodanxinwo,nihuijiahaohaochifan。”
“keshiwojiameiyoubaimile……”
“我家有不少呢!”
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“nijiazheimekunnan,wozenmenengshounijiadebaimini?”
nitamadezhidaowojiakunnan,haimanxinsuanjidekaikouyao?
yunyejiazhuangyuanzhuneigetiangoufuti,shunzhetadehuachawangxiashuo:“hehuameimei,zheishiwojide,buyongnishou。”
“xiexieyunyegege,yunyegegezhendafang。”
huabingyoubushizhenjibing,sheibudafanga?
yunyepixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao:“chishenmemibushichi,zheiyang,wobanijiadecaomihuanchengbaimi,dieniangtamenzhidaole,yebuhuizhaonimafande。”
“这……”
baihehuahaitouyici,yudaoyunyeyaowanghuinadongxide。
总感觉哪里怪怪的。
yunyejiantabushangdang,sishiwudujiaotaitouwangtian,jiazhuangshenqingkuankuan。
“wojiadouyaodangliumintaohuangqule,zheishiwolinzouzhiqianweiyinengduinizuodele。”
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baihehuaxiangyaozhaganyunyezuihouyidijiazhi。
fanzhengdengtajiajichangdizhu,dangledizhufuren,xiangzhanyunjiazheipianfangwu,jiushiyijuhuadeshi。
zheipianfangwubuzhiqian,zhuanmaijibiededianhuyenengmaiyiliangyinzini。
yunyeguzuobuzhitadesuanji,mangbudiedidiantou。
“hao,banijiaxianzhiyongbuzhededongxi,doubandaowojialaizhanzhedifang,miandegebiyangshentamenbazhanlequ。”
baihehuaxiangdaoyinzijilaide,jiushiyangshenheluoshen。
nalibuzhidaotamenguyikanrenaodexinsi。
queshidanxinyunjiazheisanjianpofanghaiyouneixieguowanpiaopen,beineixieaizhanbianyidecunminzhanqu。
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“yunyegegenifangxin,woyidinghuitinishouhaozheixiejiayede。”
用不着,我自己来。
yunyezaibaihehuadedailingxia,jinlebaijia。
chulebatazhiqianjibaijiadesuimi,liantongyangshenluoshenerzimenjideshijincaomi,yigunaoquanbushunhuilejia。
借口也是现成的。
“wojiabaimiyouyidadaizini,buduonaxiehuiqu,zhongliangchataiduo,dieniangfaxianhuizhaonijiayaode。”
baidafutingdaozheihua,genbenbulanzhe。
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lushangpengdaoyoucunminxunwen:baidafuzheishiyaobanjiama?
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“zheibushiyewazijiayudaokunnan,hewojiahehuayeyouguanxi,wojianengbangyibajiubangyiba。”
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“yunyegege,nibuyongganxiewomen,yiqiannizongzhaoguwojia,zheishiwomendeyidiandianxinyi。”
zuishangshuozhebuyong,qishishibixuyaobiaotaideyisi。
yunyehenshangdao,lianmangzhenqingshiyidixiangfunvliangbaozheng。
“dafushu,hehuameimei,woxiexienimenquanjia,nimenfangxin,dengwojiaduguolenanguan,yidingyounimendehaoguozichi!”
荒年亩产万斤?我靠末日化肥躺赢