《回家路上打脸龙子宝妈》 小说介绍
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《回家路上打脸龙子宝妈》 第一章 免费试读
第一章
sannianmeihuijiaguonian,haoburongyiqiangdaoyizhangchepiao。
shangchehoufaxianyigehaizizhengzaiwozuoweishangchuanzhexiebengtiao。
woshangqianquranghaizibawodezuoweirangchulai,zhouweimeiyouyigejiazhangchulairenlinghaizi。
zhengzhunbeibahaizilinxiaqudeshihou,yidaojianruideshengyinxiangqi。
“tabinixiaojiushigexiaohai,nihetajijiaoyaobuyaoliana。”
worenzhenuqikaishianzifali,dengxionghaizidemuqinbuyuanyideshihouwocaimanmankaikou。
“wobinixiaoyeshigehaizi,nirenrena。”
1.
“buhaoyisia,zheishiwodeweizhi,mafanrangnijiahaizirangyixia。”
kanzhemianqianzhengzaizuoweishangtiaozhedehaizi,woduilesanbianchepiaocaiquedingzijimeiyoushangcuocheyemeiyouzhaocuoweizhi。
yinweigongzuofanmang,woyijingsannianmeiyouhuijiaguonian。
jinnianhaoburongyiqiangdaoyizhangchepiao,shangchezhiqianwohaigaogaoxingxingdihebamadazhedianhua。
jieguolianshangdexiaorongmeiweichidaoshifenzhongjiubeipoxiaoshile。
wokanleyiquan,zhouweidejigerenmeiyouyigerenlingzheishisheijiadehaizi。
“ai!nisheia,dongwojiahaiziganshenmea?!”
wogangzhunbeilinqixiaohaideshou,quebeipotingzailebankongzhong,kanzhezuoweijiuzaiwohoumiandeyigenvren。
ganggangzaiwowendeshihouhaizaibutingdekeguazi,zheihuidaoshihuzixinqieshangle。
shoulidehaiziyidianhaipadeyisidoumeiyou,fanerliangzhiyanzhudiliudiliudizhuandefeikuai、
bushiwozheirenpianji,danshikanqilaijiubushishenmelaoshihaizi,ganjueyijingkuaibawochaoyouxinjixiezailianshangle。
jinniannenghuijiaguonianrangwoxinqinghenhao,wobahaizidileguoqubingmeiyouxiangzaijinyibuzhenglun。
danjiabuzhurenjiabuyiburao。
“nizheixiaoguniangzenmezheiyanga,kanzhenianjiqingqingdejuranyaodawoerzi!”
“haizihaixiaobudongshi,zaishuoleneizuoweiyebushinijiade,zuogonggongjiaotongnijiubiejiangjiuneimeduole!”
tingdaozheihuawoshangxiadaliangletayiyan“nierzinianjixiaojiunengzheiyanga,neihaitingyexingnanxunde。”
neinvrenfanyingleyihuicaitingchulaiwohualideyisi,bibihuahuajiuyaolaizhuawo,pengqiaochengwuyuankaishilaijianpiao。
taxinbuganqingbuyuandizuoxia,haidenglewoyiyan。
bierendengwoyoubuhuishaoyikuairou,shangbanyijingrangwomolianchulejingrendeyinrenxinjing。
wojiajuliwogongzuodechengshiyinanyibei,feijidehuawozhixuyaolianggexiaoshijiunengdaojia,danhenkexiwogenbenmeiqiangdao。
zheitangchewodezuoyizhengtiancainengdaojia。
gangzuoxiahaimeishifenzhong,yibeijiuhaoxiangbeirenkaile**yiyiyang,fengkuangzhendong。
yijiaojiezheyijiaojiezouganyichangqianglie,worenzhenuqihuitouzhaoneigenvrengoutong。
“ninengbunengguanguannijiahaizi?tayizhizaitiwodekaobeinikanbudaoma?”
neinvrentaitoumiaolewoyiyan,ranhoujixunazheshoujipaizijijiahaizi。
“aiya,baobaozhenbang,baobaokezhenyouhuoli。”
“duokuiwomenjiayaozuchileqiangshenjianguwan,buranzenmenengyouzheimedaliqini!”
tajiahaizizaikuajiangzhixia,yijiaoyijiaotidegengmaili,tashimaililedanzaozuideshiwo。
“nidaodinengbunengguan!bunengguannijiubiedaichulai!”
shuozhewoshenshouyibazhuazhuleneixiaohaizaitaiqilaidetui,zheixiatamayebuzhuanglongle。
2.
“bushiwoshuoni,nizheixiaoguniangzenmeyidianbaorongxindoumeiyouni?”
“haizixiaoduodongdaibiaoshentijiankang,nigenbenbudongyigedangmadeliangkuyongxin。”
“zaishuole,tahaizheimexiao,jiusuantiliangjiaoniyounengzenmeyang。”
wokanzhezuoweishanggengzhebozikanwodehaizi,shuoyijumiqilinluntaihaobukuazhang。
“nishuonijiamiqilinluntaitiliangjiaomeishenmeshi?neinizenmeburangtatinia!”
zheijuhuayichu,pangbianzuoderenzhongdunshiyoubiebuzhuxiaochushenglaide。
xiaohaimuqintingdaozijiyinyiweiaodeerzibeishuolebengbuzhule。
“nixiaoxiaonianjizuizhenedu,zheijiaofuxiangzhibuzhidao?!”
youmeiyoufuxiangwobuxiangtanjiu,danshixianzaikanqilaizheiyijiazixiangshiyoubingyiyang。
tebieshitingdaotadexiayijuhua,“tahaishigehaizi,niyigedarenjiubiehetajijiaole,taibutimianle。”
“zuobuxiaqunijiuhuangeweizhi。”
ganjuedaozijidequantouyingle,wojuedeshijieshangzui**derenyijingbushiwolaobanle,ershimianqiandezheilianggeren。
youzheiduimuzizaihoumian,meirenxianghuandaowozheigeweizhi,wotaochuerbaikuaiqianxianjin。
tahoumianderencongyuanbendebuqingyuan,bianchengmalidizijibanleguoqu。
xiaohaimuqinjixunazheshoujilutajiadeyaozu,jingtouhaiyihuangerguopaidaolewodelian。
zheihuishuodehuayechongmanlezhixiangxing。
wodiaozhenghaozijidezuozi,ranhoukaishimengchuai。
haimeichuaidaodisanxia,tachengbuzhule,fuzhekaobeizhanqilaikanzhewo。
“niyoubingashibushi,nibuzhidaoqianmianyourena,chuaishenmechuaia。”
wotaiqitoukanzheta,danshituibingmeiyoujiuzheimetingxia。
“aiya,zheiweidashen,kanqilaininianlingbiwoda,zenmenengzheimexiongwoa。”
“henibiwoyeshigehaizi,nibiehewojijiaoa。”
shuowanwohaibatuiyeshendaoletaerzizuodeneigezuoweishang,lianggeyiqijuyoujiezouxingdemengchuai。
buyihuixiaohaidekushengjiuzhentianxiang,tayemeishijianzaishuowo,ershizhuantouquhongtajiayaozu。
chengwuyuantingdaoshengyinyezouleguolai,kandaohaishiwomenlianggezhoulezhoumei。
zhidaoshiqingyuanweihouchengwuyuanjinggaoleneigenvren,woyezhidaoletajiaoshenme,liuchunying。
youlejinggaozaiqian,liuchunyingzaibuqingyuanyebaozhetajiayaozuanjingleyixia。
3.
yinweichechengbijiaozhang,zhongtuwonachulezhunbeihaodepaomian。
dengwopaogepaomiandegongfuhuilaijiufaxianbeibaolidedongxisanluodedaochudoushi。
worenzhenuqisaoshileyiquan,pangbianzuoweidedageyanshenshiyiwowangqiankanqu。
yaozushoulizhengzainazheyigelingshichizhe,liuchunyinghaizainazhetadeposhoujizaineijilumeihaoshenghuo。
yinweiwodebeibaolidoushilingshi,wojiusuishoufangzailexinglijiashang,sheinengxiangdaojiupaogepaomiandegongfuhainengrangrenbabaofanle。
“nimenfanlewodebaoshiba?”
yaozuliangkoujiubashouligangdakaidexiaomianbaosaijinlezuili,woyanzhengzhengkanzhetayoudianbeichengdefanbaiyan。
liuchunyingxianzhakaiguo“shuoshenmeni?!sheimeishihuifannibeibaoa!nikebiehuluanyuanwanghaoren!”
shuozhehaibajiaoxiadelajiwangqiantileti。
woturanxiaolechusheng,coujinletamenjiamiqilinxiaoluntai。
“jiejiejinijianggegushiba。”
“congqianyougexiaohai,zhuanmentounabierendongxichi,jieguoyouyitiannicaizenmezhe?”
耀祖好奇地看着我。
“houlaizheigexiaohaijiusile,sixiangtebieqican,duzidoubeichengkaile,changzialiudedaochudoushi!”
wadeyishengyaozuyoukaishizaoshengshuchule,yibiankuhaiyibianbaozheliuchunyingku。
zhihuzijiyaosile,renpingliuchunyingzenmehongdouanjingbuxialai。
chengwuyuandisancilaideshihoulianshangmeiyouyidianxiaomoyang,wolianmangzuohuilezuoweishang。
“shitahehuwomenjiahaizi!”
yingzhechengwuyuandemuguangwolinqizijidebao“wohaimeibaojingni,wodebaobeirenfandeluanqibazaode,erqiewozhishijitajiahaizijianggegushieryi。”
zhouweiderendouzaishenzhebozikanrenao,woliangbeidaidaocheshangdejingwushili。
liuchunyingjinqujiukaishidashengzhizewo,haiyaoxiangchengjingmentaogeshuofa。
“nimenbujiushiqifuwomenguerguamuma!tacongshangchejiukaishizhenduiwo!xianzaiyoukaishiwumiewojiahaizinaletadedongxi!”
wotiaoletiaomei,“woshenmeshihoushuoshinijiahaizinadele?nizheibushibudazizhaoma。”
yaozuhaizaidailenglengdirangworenbuzhuhuaiyizheihaizishibushiyoudianshenmemaobing。
cheshangdiuledongxijiubushiputongdemocale,chengjingyegengrenzhendiduidaileqilai。
wofanlefanzijidebeibao,“limiandiulexielingshi,ranhouhaiyouliangqianxianjindoumeiyoule。”
“liangqianzugoulianleba。”wokanzheliuchunyingbianledelianse,weiweixiaolexiao。
“woxuexibuhao,yebuqingchujutinengpanduojiu,buguowogujizheigenianshiguobushangle。”
jigechengjinghejileyixiawenwoyaobuyaobaojinglian。
wozhuangzuosikaodeyangzikanzheliuchunying“yebushibuxing,wodebaochulewoyemeibierenpengguo,yanzhiwenwojuedejiunengzhuadaosheishixiaotoule。”
“等一下!”
womenjigedoubeiliuchunyingxiyinlezhuyili。
“shiyaozuqufanlenidebao,danshiwomenzailimiankemeijiandaoqian!”
“womenjiajiushihaizixiao,kanjiantacongbaolinachulailelingshixiangchidianlingshi!sheizhidaotazheimexiaoqia!”
“yigehaizichinengchiduoshao。”
wokanxiangchengjing“ewoturanxiangqilaile,xianjinbeiwofangzaiyidoulile,danwodelingshiyekeyisuopeiba。”
chengjingdianlediantou,liuchunyingtingdaozhishipeichanglingshiqianchongmanlebuxie、
“bujiushidianlingshiqian,haizheimejijiao,nishoukuanmanachulaiwojinizhuan50kuaiqianzonggouleba。”
“一共500。”
liuchunyingdeshouyidun,jiezhejiushipaoxiaochusheng“nifengleba,tacainajiyang,zenmejiuwubaile!”
wocongdoulitaochushouju“doushijinkoulingshi,nizijiduiyixia,wubaizhiduobushao,buranwojiubaojingle。”
huidaozuoweishangshi,liuchunyingjiuxiangdoubaidegongji,wokanzheshoujilixinxianrehudewubaikuaianzikaixin。
suiranyudaozheiniangerliangtingzhemorende,danyesuanzhuanle。
neidianlingshishiwomengongsizijishengchanyaowaimaode,zuoweiyuangongnazhegenbenjiubuhuaqian,shoujudaodequeshimianxiangshichangdezhengchangjiage。
jiexialaidelvchenghaishihenshunlide,yaozubuzhidaoshibushiwanleileyeanjinglexialaimeizaizuoyao。
haiyoubagexiaoshicainengdaojia,yingzuozuodewoyaosuanbeitong。
tingdaoyoulianggewopukongchulaiwolianmanglinzhexinglijiuquzhaochengwuyuan。
yizhidaotangzaichuangshangwocaiganjuedezijideyaotuidouhuoleguolai,gengmeihaodeshiyuanlileneilianggeren。
4.
cheyuewangbeizouxiachederenyueduo,dengdaozuihouwozheigefangjianlizhishengxialewoyigeren。
wotangzaichuangshanggankai,hezhezhiyoubeishangguangshenzheizhongshifazhanqiangpiaocaizheimejiannan。
dengdaolebeibiansuiranyenanqiang,danshitiqiandianhaodaihaishinengyouzhangchepiaode。
yinweinianqiandejiaban,tangzaichuangshangdewoshangxiayanpiyijingkaishidajiale。
gangyoudianmimihuhuyaoshuizhedeganjuejiutingdaowaimianyinyuechuanlailezhengchaosheng。
wofanlegeshenmeidanghuishi,cheshangzheimeduoren,mocadangranhuihenduo,bijingwoganggangzaiwaimianhaiheyiduimuzichaoleqilai。
zhengchaoshengjuliwoyuelaiyuejin,erqiezheishengyinyeyuelaiyueshuxi。
“yaozua,genzhemamazou,bielitamen,jiushixianleyixiaqunzijiuzheimexiaoqi。”
shengyinpengqiaotingzailewozheigefangjiandemenqian。
dakaimenhouwoheliuchunyingkaishidayandengxiaoyan,yaowoshuozheirenzenmeyouzhongyinhunbusandeganjue。
回家路上打脸龙子宝妈