和伥鬼家人断亲后，全家火葬场了
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第1章翻脸
zhongnanqingnvdemamatufazhongbingtanhuanzaichuang。
jiejieduiwoshuo：“nishiyaonv，mamazuitengnile。womenjiarenle，nicizhizhaogulaomaba！”
didi：“woshinanhaizi，bufangbian。”
gege：“nayouerzisihoulaomadedaoli？zheishinimennvrengaigandeshi！”
haoa！muqinbingle，jialikaishijifeigoutiaole。
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mianduijiarenmenshangliangchulaidejieguo。
wotaochuyaopingchileyikezhiliaoyiyuzhengdeyao，yayidao：
“wodegongzuozhengzaishangshengqi，wohewonanpengyouxiagexingqiyezhunbeijiehunle！”
“pa”cubujifangjiushiyibazhangshandewonaodaiwengwengzuoxiang。
gegelengshengnuchi：“nishenmeyisi？gongzuohenanpengyounengbishengniyangnidemazhongyaoma？”
“nanguaimashuoyaoshengnanbuyaoshengnv，shengniyoushenmeyong！”
duiyutayiyanbuhejiudongshou，wowuzhelianzaojiumamule。
didizuozhekeguazihaibuwanggonghuo：
“dahenyidian，kantahaiganbutinghua。”
jiejiemenxiyiweichang，lengyanpangguan。
zheijiushiwomenyijiazaiwairenyanlixiangqinxiangaiderichang，duokexiaoa！
sheilaizhaogushengbingdemuqinzheigewentipoqiedexuyaodedaojiejue。
meiyourenhuibangwode，jiejie、gege、diditamendoukanzhewo。
wozaizheiyikebeibirujuejing，tamenjuedewoyidinghuitongyide。
kewoyicicidetuoxiedoushichilibutaohao，zuizhongzhidedaojiarenmenbianbenjialideboxue。
fennu、yuanhenhebuganshiwoguqiyongqifankang：
“wobuhuifangqiwodegongzuo！”
“mamayoubuzhiwoyigehaizi！”
wodehuayichu，shijianfangfojingzhileyihui。
fanyingzuijiliedeshigege，zheishiwodiyicijianjuedefankangta。
taqihongleyan，shunjianjuedezijideweiyanshoudaoletiaoxin。
yimiliuwudeshengao，erbaiduojindetizhong。
talunqiquantoujiuxiangwangwoshenshangzhaohu，wohedebishangleyanjing。
zheishilaomaxuruodeshengyinduanduanxuxudecongfangjianlichuanchulai。
“yaozong…biexianeime…zhongdeshouda、dahuaile…”
“haiyaoshangyiyuan…feiqian。”。
laomadehuaxiangyakuawodezuihouyigendaocao。
woduimamadesuoyouganqingliantongwodexinzhongyuchedisi。
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babazaiwosisuineinianpaoqiqizi，hecunlideguafusibenle。
mamahendedangtasile，bingzhefusicongzi。
tajingchangduiwomenjiemeishuo：
“gegedidijiushimademinggenzi，nimenduitamenhaojiushiduimahao。”
shiwusuineinian，woquezhenleyiyuzheng。
医生对妈妈说：
“haizixianzaishiqingweizaoqi，peihechiyaozhiliaohaiyouxiwangkangfu。”
mamayitingyaozhangqichiyao，touyebuhuidelingzhewohuijiale。
tazaihuijiadelushangbutingshuluowo：
“什么抑郁症？”
“tingdoumeitingguo，jiushijiaoqing。”
“nikannijiejiemenyounagexiangnizheiyang！”
“......”
wobuganfanbo，leishuizaiyankuanglidazhuanquesisiyaozhuxiachunbuganluoxia。
我想起死了的大姐。
她是喝农药死的。
dajiegangfudu，wodiyigefaxianleta。
woduoxiangsongtaquyiyuan，keshiwoshoushouxiaoxiaobaobudongta。
woguixiakuzheqiumamagegejiejiebangbangwo。
womawudongyuzhongyilianxianqi：
“zenmebusiyuandian？huiqi！nimenbuxuguanta，helebaicaokujiubuhuole，songyiyuanyeshihuayuanwangqian。”
dajietingwanchaowoluchuyigejietuodexiaorongjiuciyanqi。
zanglineitianmamahaoxiangbingbushangxin，tazuilihaiyizhibutingdemamalielie：
“siyatoupianzi、peiqianhuo......”
mamazongrangwoqingxideyishidao。
zhendehuiyoumamayinweixingbie，erbuaizijishenshangdiaoxialaiderou。
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“haolei！manifangxin。”
gegeyingleyishengyoulunqiquantou。
wochentabubei，shuoshichineishikuaishijingzhuangshangtadeduzi。
tameifanyingguolaiyigeliangqiangwanghoutui。
wozhuazhujihuipaochuledamen，bugantingxiazhijiepaodaomalushanglanleyiliangchuzuche。
wozuozaicheliwangchuangwaikanqu。
gegeshadagesidezhuizhechepaoleyihui，leideqichuanyuyucaitingxia。
zhuantoujiuduizhezhuichulaidejiejiemenyirenyibazhang。
wozhidaowoyaoshiluozaitashouli，xiachanghuigengcan。
wobuxiangzuoyidaibidebeijiarenyaoxie。
anzhaolaojiadexisu，jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui。
wojicongcongdehenanpengyoulingzhengle。
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第二天。
wohelaogongxujierandaizhelipinhuijiale。
jialijintianzhiyousanjiehegegezai。
wogangyijinmen，gegelimajiuxiongxiangbilu。
dantakanjianwoshenhouyimibadexujieranyouyingqibuqilai，zhiganyinyangguaiqidao：
“yo！haishedehuilaia！buzhixiudegenyenanrensiben，nizabusiwaimian！”
gouzuitubuchuxiangya，wolandegentachao。
直接甩出重磅消息：
“ge，wojiehunle，zuotiangenjieranlingzhengle。”
gegeyitingjiuzhale，meimeijiehunjiushibierenjiadele，yihousheijitaqianhua？
“zhaoyingdinichilexiongxinbaozi？danganbujingguowodetongyijiujiehun！”
gegebaonudaolianmingdaixingdahou。
zhaoyingdizheigemingzishizhongshiwoqianershiniandequru。
woshishenmehenjianderenma！lianmingzidouyaofuyuzheizhongexindeyiyi。
mingzijiaoyingdi，suoyiwoyichushengjiububeihuanying。
jibianshiwozaojiubamingzigaile，wojialirenyemeiyouyigechengrenguo。
“赵唯一？”
wogaimingyihoudiyigezhidaodeshierjie。
taxianshijingya，ranhoushihaobuyanshidechaoxiao：
“zanmenjiabubaokuosilededajie，xiongdijiemeijiaqilaiyoubagea？”
“niguanzijijiaoweiyi？nibuxianhaisaoa？nvhaizijiajiayaodianlianba！”
“laomazhidaolekendingbugaoxing。”
“haha…taigaoxiaole，zhaoweiyihaha…”
wodesiweifangfobeichoukong，naoziyipiankongbai，zhiyoutadechaoxiaoshenghuizhibuqu。
huoxuzaitamenyanliwoyibeizidouzhinengshizhaoyingdi。
dantamenbuzhidao，zhaoweiyizheigemingzizaiwenxuejiesheitiqidouyaoxinyuechengfudezunchengyishengzhaolaoshi。
wodezhumingshuji《yiyubushijiaoqing》huobianquanwang。
chulewojiajihujiayuhuxiao。
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yinweiwoturanshanhunzheigexiaoxi，sanjiemashangjiudadianhuabasuoyouxiongdijiemeijiaohuilaile。
“zhaoyingdinishenmeyisi？bieyiweijielehunjiukeyibuguanlaomale！”
“buxiaoshunfumuderenbudehaosi！”
“langxingoufei，budongganendedongxi！”
erjiegangjinmenjiupokoudama。
laomachushihouchulegege，erjieshifanchazuidaderen。
xianggedaxiaonvdeshita，sidixiahetalaogongbaoyuan，mamamalaobusideyeshita。
yaowocizhizaijiazhaogulaomayeshitaxiantichulaide。
zheiyikewoturanjiumingbaiweishenmezijicongxiaojiubuxihuanqinjintale。
buzhishinianlingdaigoudeguanxi，haiyoutadeshenshangzongnengshishikekedaizhelaomadeyingzi。
meinanyannv、zisizili，nvrenhekuweinannvren？
suoyoujiejiedoushuowoweilebuzhaogutanhuandelaomajiujijimangmangjiehun，fenfenzhizewobudongshi。
keshiwohexujieranmingmingzaojiujianguoshuangfangfumu，lianxiazhoudehunliriqidoudinghaole。
zhongkoushuojin，bushanyancidewonalishuodeguozheiyidajiazi。
jibianshizaojiuzhidaozheigejiaderenmeiyouganqingkeyan。
danshicishicikewohaishihongleyankuang。
wozhendehennanguo，neizhongyayidechuanbuguoqideganjuejihudouyaobawoyanmei。
wobeiqideyiyuzhengyoufanle。
xujieranjianzhuangmalidecongwobaolinachuyaojiwofuxia。
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quanjiameiyourenguanxinwodesihuo。
tamendelianshangsanfenhaoqiqifenhuaiyi，weidumeiyoudanyou。
erjie：“zhaoyingdiniyouzhengshenmeyaoezi！”
gege：“biejiwomenyouzhengzhuangsineiyitaoa！yitiantianyaosiyaohuode！”
didi：“nvhaizijiushijiaoqing，dongbudongkukutitide。”
qitajiejiebuzhikefou，baochiguanwang。
xujieranyouyicibeiwozheixieqipadejiarenshuaxinlesanguan。
“yitiaogoushenghuojiuledouhuiyouganqing，nimenshimeiyouxin，haishibushiren！”
“wozheigewairendoushebudexiongtaduitashuoyijuzhonghua，nimenzheixiexuemaizhiqinqueduitaeyuxiangxiang、eyizhongshang！”
“tashinimendeqinmeimeiqinjiejie，feiyaobisitacaimanyima？”
xujieranhualuo，suoyourenmianmianxiangquchenmole。
wodeyanleibuyaoqiansidewangxiadiao。
wochelechetayixiuqingshengshuo：
“nibushiwairen，yihouwomencaishiyijiaren。”
wodeqingxuhaoyihuicaiwendingzhu。
woxianzaizhixiangbashiqinggankuaichuliwan。
danshilaomazaigebifangjianliyouchushengjiwotiandule！
tashuohuadeshengyinzhongqishizu：
“zhaoyingdi！nishiwoshengde，wojilenishengming，nizheibeizidoudetingwode！”
“wobutongyinijiajixingxuneixiaozi！”
“yaomezaijiershiwancaili，yaomemashangqulihun！buranwojiusijinikan！”
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youzheiyangbanverwangsilibidema？
“ma！jieranyijingjiguosanshiwancailile，nidayingdehaohaoyoufanhui，tadeqianyebushidafenggualaidea！”
“wozheicizhibingshoushu，neisanshiwandouhuadechabuduole。”
“nigegekuaisanshilehaimeiqushangxifu，bujiqianwojueduibutongyinimen！”
“niliujieshuoleyougeshazhulaokanshangnile，yuanyijizanmenjiasishiwancaili。”
“ruguotajibuqinijiumashanglihunjiajishazhulao！”
xujieranjinwozhewodeshou，shiyiwoyaobujiujiqiansuanle。
woyaoyaotou，jiusuanyaojiyebunengqingqingsongsongsuibianji。
xujieranwufuwumushigeguer。
womenjiaderenzhizhidaotahewozaiyigedifanggongzuo，quebuzhidaotashiwolaoban。
wozhengxiangkaikouxianjujuelaoma，liujieqiangxianyibudao：
“yingdi，niyaobuyaokaolvyixiamashuodeneigeren？”
“tashiwolaogongdebiaoge，shazhumaizhuroudeyigeyuezhenghaojiwanni！”
“meipodoutaporenjiamenjianle，danshijiukanshangleni，nifangxintabuxianqinierhunde。”
liujiedeyuqifangfowojiajitalaogongbiaogeshizhanleduodadebianyiyiyang。
talaogongneigebiaogekuaisishisuile，liguohun，haishiyinweijiabaodalaopolihunde。
wofangzhewoshuaiqiduojindelaogongbuyao？
我又不是傻子！
“nilaogongneigebiaogeshigelaoguanggunjiabaonan，niyaoshijuedehaoneinilihunjiajitaa！”
wohuayichu，laomakanwojiedeyanshendoubuyiyangle。
woliujiedelaogongkailegefeipinhuishouzhan，shengyihaozhengdeqianyebushao。
tapingriliyouyueganshizu，meishaohuijiaxuanyao。
六姐瞬间破防：
“zhaoyingdinibuyaojilianbuyaolian！jiajixujieranyigeqiongguiyihouyounikude！”
“不劳六姐操心！”
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“ma，woshibuhuihejieranfenkaide！womenyijinglingzhengle，nitongbutongyiwodoushitahefadeqizi。”
womanalinengjieshouwobutingtadehua：
“zhaoyingdinichibangyingleshibushi？ganwuniwo？”
“niyaogentazaiyiqichufeinibubanhunli，buranwojiuqunihunlishangnao，rangdajiadouzhidaonishigebuxiaonv！”
laomamianmuzhengningdemoyanghaoxiangwobushitadenver。
wobeilaomadepopiwulaizhengdexinlijiaocui。
xujieranyebuxiangwoweinantongkule，zhijiejiushuotahuihuiquchouqian。
sheizhiwomayouchuerfanerle：
“wanle，xianzaiwoyaoershiwuwan，bujidehuamiantan！”
“wozenmehuiyounizheiyangdemama！”
我瞬间气哭了。
“nizheizhonggebozhouwangwaiguaidesiyatou，jielehunwonahaiganzhiwangdeshangni！”
“jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，niyaoshinengmaigehaojiaqian，yebuwangwoshengniyangniyichang！”
yuanlainverzaiwomayanlizhishiyonglaiyangdamaigehaojiaqiande！
woxinrudaoge，fennuranshaolewodelizhi：
“wozhenxiwangmeibeinishengchulaiguo！nikeyibushengde！buyaolaoshiweixiewoshuowoqianniyitiaoming！”
“nigesiyatou！zaofanani！aiyou，wodexinhaotong......”
laomawuzhexiongkouaihaoqilai，woturanedudexiang，taweishenmezhishixiabanshentanhuanerbushiquanshentanhuan。
gegezhijiezhizhewobizijiuma：
“zhaoyingdiyaoshilaomayougesanzhangliangduan，wogennimeiwan！”
meicidouzheiyang，gezhongzhuangmozuoyangbiwotuoxie！
woyerenwukerenle：“haoa！niyaoqianshibushi！niyaomainvershibushi！”
“wojiniqian，ershiwuwanyifenbushao！woqumaishenyejinizhaolai！jiudangwomaiwozheitiaoming！”
woqingxushikongjuewangdenuhou，jianzhiyaobeibifengle！
xujierandanxindebawolouzaihuaili：“xiaoguai，bieshengqi，bieqile，nihaiyouwo。”
quanjiadoubeiwoyaoqumaishendehuazhenjingle。
laomahuiguoshenbanxinbanyidewen：“yigeshennengmaiershiwuwan？”
wohaobuhuaiyi，tahetadebaobeierziyaoshiyihouchaqianle，huiyaowomenzheixienvermaishenjitaqianhua。
这种家人不要也罢！
jiranrucineijiuduandegengchediyixieba！