《男人别想拦着我考公上岸》 小说介绍
yanqingxiaoshuo《nanrenbiexianglanzhewokaogongshangan》,daibiaorenwushangananyihetian,yanyiguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi,zuozhedaohebimenfuyandiwangyuanbajinqiwanchengbianzhu,zhuyaojiangshudeshi“danshinidehuidaduiwodewenti,henjiandandejichutie。33+33=?”danmuheyihetianyijingbanlu……
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di1zhangweileburangwoshangantafeijinxinji
wojiaoshanganan,zheigemingzi,
我爹说了,
woshimingzhongzhudingyaoshangande,
woyeyizhiweishanganmaitoukudu。
只是最近有个男的,
一直追求我,
说要给我一个家。
danmushuowoshizheigeshijiedexiaojiaoqi,
yaohezheigenandeyiqienenaiai,
wohuizuohaotaderouruoxiaobaihua,
xiaohua,nanrenzenmenengshiwoshangandebanjiaoshini?
woyiyaokaogongshanganweiyougaosuta,
我们不合适。
taquedangmianyitaobeihouyitao,
yongnansegouyinwohetajiehunbucheng,
anzhongganlexuduoshizulanwo,
yongdanhuangpaixianhaiwodiejiujia,
shenzhihaixiangdaiwodiehuangdu,
haizaigongshiqijubaowo......
woyanzhonghuaiyitashibushijialiyourenhewobaoletongyigegangwei?
那就见招拆招吧,
woxiangyouwozheiyangdeyilizuoshenmedouhuichenggongde!
woyougechuohao,jiao“shangana”,
和我的名字是谐音,
suoyiwodejiarenzuixiwangdejiushiwonengchenggongkaogongshangan。
yicizaitushuguanzixishi,
yigenandejiwodileyizhangxiaozhitiao,
——woguanzhunihenjiule,
可以和我谈恋爱吗?
神如经!
我随手一扔,
可不知怎的,
woturankanjianyixingzizaiwomianqianpiaoguo,
“nvzhuzenmefanyingbutaiduia?bushiyinggaizhaodaodizhitiaoderenshisheima?”
“duiaduia,ranhoubeiwomennanzhumidao,duitayijianzhongqing!”
我揉揉眼,
shiwofuxitaijiumozhenglema?
zenmezihuizaikongzhongfeia?
woqishenzhunbeixiuxiyixiahuanyihuan,
一个男的却拉住我,
“shanganan,jiniyigejihui,
我们谈恋爱吧!”
哥们你谁?
这可是图书馆啊,
禁止喧哗!
我拉着他跑了出去,
“wawawa!qianshoule,zheijiushiouxiangjuma?”
tianshangdezihuangdewoxinfan,
“tongxue,xiacibiezaitushuguandashengxuanhua,
这是不文明行为。”
我好心劝他。
“nideyisishi,woxianzaishuodehua,
nihuitongyihewojiaowangshima?”
恋爱脑,没救了。
“shouxian,woyunisubuxiangshi,
woliannijiaoshenmedoubuzhidao,
zheiyangtanlianaishibufuzerende。
qici,woxianzaiyaozhuanxinbeikao,
我的时间很宝贵,
buhuilangfeizaitanlianaishang。
zuihou,woduinimeishenmeganjue,
抱歉。”
他还想说什么,
woyikanshijianguoleershifenzhong,
又冲回去复习了,
根本没听见。
每次在图书馆,
neigenandedounengzhunquewuwuzhaodaowo,
meitianjiwozhanzuoweijieshuitixingwoxiuxi,
非常体贴非常好,
ruguotabuxianghewotanlianaidehua,
yinweitameicidouhuijianfengchazhenhewoshuoyaohewotanlianai。
wofaxiandanmuyougemiaoyong,
每次他要和我表白,
弹幕就会说,
“aaa,yigeyaodazhiqiulema?”
我就继续埋头学习,
只要不和他对上眼,
他就开不了口,
我真是个天才!
不知怎的,
他居然认识我爹妈,
回家休息的时候,
zhikandaotahewodiexiangtanshenhuan。
我才知道,
womenliangyesuanqingmeizhuma,
还订过娃娃亲。
tabawodiemahongdetuantuanzhuan,
原来他叫易和天。
等他走后,
wohediematanbailezheixierizideshi,
wodiepaixiongfudabaopiaoshuo,
这件事就交给我了,
爹做事,你放心,
我能放心吗?
在那之后,
yihetianzhendebuzhaowobiaobaile,
dantazuodeshikebubiyiqianshao。
qishiwojuededanmukanwoheyihetiandegushi,
就像在吃苍蝇一样,
因为苍蝇是甜的,
danwojuedetahecangyingyiyangfan。
yihetianhenxihuansongwomudanhua,
可我做过原题,
jiehunzhengshangyindeshimudanhua,
代表国家认可,
tabuhuiyiweiwoshoulehuajiushiyuanyihetalingzhengba,
好险,
幸亏刷到过原题。
弹幕:六百六十六,
bukuishikaogongdenaohuilu,
打扰了!
我说不喜欢牡丹,
tajiujintiandujuan,mingtiankangnaixin,houtianbaihe......
没新意。
他消停了一段日子,
我以为他追累了,
danmushuo“ananyaoshizhidaoyigejitazhunbeileshenmejingxi,yidinghuihengandongde。”
是什么惊喜呢?
shijiubaijiushijiuduobaiyuanmeigui,
“zheikeshiyigeqinshouzhedea,youqianyouyuanyihuaxinsi,anandougandongdeshuobuchuhualaile!”
“zenmeyang,beiwogandongleba,woyejiushiliangtianmeishuijuele,nibuyongxintengwode。”
好重的茶味。
其实我是无语,
daezengkuandaoshihoudoukeyizhuihuide。
“woyaoxuexi,niyihoubuyaozailaidaraowole,
我知道你很有钱,
等我考公上岸之后,
gengbunenghenizaiyiqile,
这样不合规,
niyidinghuiyudaogenghaoderende,
易和天。”
tabuzhidaobeiwoneijijuhua**daole,
不找我了,
fanertiantianzhaowobataojinhu,
feichanghao,wokeyizhuanxinxuexile,
而且他不在我身边,
wofaxianwoyebuhuikandaodanmu,
yushiwojiugengjiachenjinshixuexile,
学得忘情了发狠了。
yitianwobaturandadianhuajiwo,
“anana,laijiexiawo。”
你猜怎么了?
我爸酒驾被抓了。
“yigezheizhaohaohuaihaohenhaha。”
在我爸抽血的时候,
wozhiwenyipangdeyihetian,
“nijiwobaguanjiule?”
他深情地望着我,
还有些委屈和受伤,
“anan,zainixinliwojiushizheiyangderenma?
我是想和你谈恋爱,
又不想害你,
huoxuwomenkeyishishikanni?”
抽血结果出来了,
指标是正常的,
yuanlaishichilejigeyihetianjidedanhuangpai,
一出门就被拦了,
没什么问题。
易和天以此为理由,
作为补偿,
yaoqiuwopeitayuehuiyitian,
zaiwobadeshuofuxia,wotongyile,
queshishiwobataxiangdetaihuaile,
就当是出去放松了。
在我的强烈要求下,
womenzaoshangshuidaoleshidian,
唱了一下午歌,
晚上做了个SPA。
“hahaha,yigelianananxiaoshoudoumeimodao......”
fenbieqian,wochengzhidixiangtabiaoshileganxie,
bijing,jintianwozhendehenfangsong。
“mingtianwohaikeyipeipeinima?”
见他满脸期待,
woxianglexiang,“keyia,”
yihetiandagaishimeixiangdaowohuitongyi,
我话音一转,
“danshinidehuidaduiwodewenti,
很简单的基础题哦。
33+33=?”
danmuheyihetianyijingbanlukaixiangbinle,
“zheimejiandandeti,ananshibushiyijingkaishiaishangwomenyigele?”
yizhongtianzuiliedekaikaide,
sihududinglewohuihetachuquwan,
“六十六!”
kexile,woyaoleyaotou,
“不对哦。”
弹幕吵得很激烈,
yihetianyeshimanlianzhenjing,
他掏出手机,
yongjisuanqiyousuanleyibian,
赫然是66,
“tahaoai,ningyuanhuaiyiziji,yemeihuaiyiananzaizhengta。”
danmushuocuole,wokemeizhengta,
这可是考公基础题,
“shi99,yinweikaikoufangxiangyizhie。”
wodianjiaopailepaiyihetiandejianbang,
“womenxiacizaiyiqiwanba,woxianhuijiale。”
duliuyihetianyigerenzaineilizhenjing。
nikan,kaogongyeshixuyaotianfude,
很明显,
我是天选考公人!
他不是。
不知道为什么,
yihetianjuedehenggenzaiwoliangzhongjiande,
是我要考公这件事,
yushitakaishiminglianlizuzhiwokaogong。
xianshishuokaogongdenanduyouduomeduomeda,
rangwobuyaoxianru“weicheng”zhizhong,
youshuokaogongzhihoudeyixiexianzhi,
chuguolvyou、shenzhichushengchushidouyaodabaogao......
haishuo,hetajiehunxianranwodejingjixingshihuibiandegenghao,
woyehuiyoubaifenzhibaideziyou,
虽然这有点诱人,
kewobukenengfangqiwodelixiang。
于是,
yihetianjianwojuexinjianrupanshi,
yebuhaoyisizaikaikoushuoxieshenme,
kaishiletadepeidushengya。
zhishitazongshizaiwoshenbiangaoxiexiaodongzuo,
“yibuxiaoxin”bakafeipozaiwodebijishang,
gesanchawuwojiuhuifaxianshaolejiyeziliao,
wodenaozhongbeirengaileshijian,
拉着我出去吃饭,
美其名曰“放松”,
shijiyicifanyaochilianggexiaoshi......
zheixiexiaodaxiaonaowogenbenbufangzaiyanli,
doushixiebutongbuyangdexiaoshi。
很久没看到弹幕,
woyouxiehaipayihetianshibushiyaoganpiaodade。
但不论那些事,
yihetianzheige“bandu”,
还是很尽职尽责的。
我能感受出来,
tahaishihenxianghewo“gongpin”de,
shituzaiwolijiemouxiechouxiangdetimushibangwoliqingsilu。
biru,ruguozaikaochangshangturanfaxianshijuanbianchengleyipianshengcaiyezi,
tahuixuanze“shizhezaishengcaiyezishangdati”,
huoshi“renweizheishiyichangmengjing,shiturangzijiqingxingguolai”,
taqingchedeyanshenrangwomingbaitajueduimeiyouhunxiaoshitingdeniantou。
ganxietabangwopaichulecuowudaan,
youciwozhidaoyinggaixuan“jushouxiangjiankaolaoshibaogaozheiyiqiguaixianxiang”。
qishiwoyezai“mengjing”neigexuanxiangzhongjiujie,
danhaozaiyibanyihetianxiangxuandejueduishicuowudaan,
“hahaha,yigebushigaozhishangnanshenma?
zenmezheixietidoudabushanglai,xuandequanshicuode,
yihouhaizihaishirangananjiaoba。”
“qianmiande,nijueduimeikaoguogong,neidiantizhendehenchouxiang,ananbaobeiguoranshitianxuankaogongren,jiejiejie!”
这种时候,
我都会感慨,
ruguozhengshikaoshideshihounengbayihetianchuaikoudailidaijinqu,
那么我的聪明才智,
jiashangtazheigecuowudaanpaichuji,
woshibinaxiabishidiyi,
太可惜了。
yihetiankenengshishoudaolelaizixingcededaji,
youjitiandoumeichuxianzaiwodemianqian,
说实话,
他突然不来了,
我还挺不适应,
感觉心里空落落的。
“ananbaobaoshibushikaishiaishangyigele?”
爱吗?
我也说不上来。
但不可否认的是,
有他在我身边,
我确实觉得很踏实,
woyigeyanshentajiuzhidaoyaoganma,
tasihu,biwohailejiewoziji。
womeikongguanta,mashangjiuyaokaoxingceheshenlunle。
考试当天,
易和天也没有出现,
wozhishoudaoleyihetianjilaideliwu,
是一个福牌,
kanyangzishifeilehendaxinsicongmiaoliqiulaide,
还有一张纸条,
——guanguannanguoguanguanguo,qianlucancanyimanman。
budebutideshi,zixiedehaitinghao!
从那之后,
tafangfocongwodeshenghuolixiaoshengnijile。
xingceheshenlunqueshiyouxienandu,
haozaiwojichuhaisuanzhashi,
不说十拿九稳,
yesuandeshangshiyouxiebawo。
查成绩当天,
我爹妈都很紧张,
haozaigongfubufuyouxinren,
成功拿下笔试第一!
meixiangdao,zaitingdaotadexiaoxi,
juranshitadadianhuajiwo,
gaosuwowoneihaodadiezaiktvganhuaishibeizhuale,
zaitushuguandeworuqingtianpili,
caichubishichengjimeiduojiujiuchulezheidangzishi,
woyishibuzhiruhezuowei,
“nifangxinanan,youwozai,buhuichushide。”
听到他的话,
我才缓过神来,
等我赶到的时候,
我妈已经在了,
“ma,qingkuangzenmeyangle?”
“tamenshuonidiezaiktvshexiancanyu**jiaoyi,
还在取证,
zanshinidiedezailibiandaiyiduanshijian。”
yihetianbenlaizaiheyigexizhuangnanjiaotan,
见我来了,
jieshaodao,“zheishiwomengongsidefawu,
hulvshi,tadenenglihenqiang,
shushudeanzikeyijiaojita,
你放心吧,
woxiangxinshushubuhuiganneizhongshiqingde,
你也别太担心了。”
了解过基本情况后,
易和天支走了胡律,
压低声音道,
“ayiyijingzhaoleguanxile,
chulizheicianjiandetoululeyidian,
shushuyinggaishizhonglebierendequantao,
tagangjinbaoxiangmeiduojiujingchajiuchongjinquzhuarenle,
buguantayoumeiyouneigexiangfa,
那么短的时间,
kendinghailaibujizuoxieshenme。”
wojingyayutajuranzhidaodezheimeduo,
shenmeshihouwomayijingzheimexinrenyihetianle?
“hao,zheicideshiqingduoxieni。”
“neiwoyoushenmejianglima?”
他直勾勾地盯着我,
见我没反应,
点了点自己的脸颊,
我红了耳尖,
踮脚亲了他一口。
在胡律师的努力下,
wodiemeiduojiujiubeibaoshichulaile,
yihetianqinzikaichesongwomenhuilejia,
lushangwodiemayanyuzhongdoushiduitademanyi,
气氛非常和谐,
一恍惚,
wojuedezheiyangyetinghaode。
dengwomendaojia,woquekanjianlezheiyangyitiaodanmu:
“shiyigegandeba?zheiyangshangdieyouleandi,ananjiubunengkaogongle,jiuzhinengyikaoyigele,xiazheimedadeyipanqi,bukuishiyige。”
“shiashia,kanbuchulaia,yigezheimefuhei,haohuai,wohaoai!”
xiangdaozheijitianyihetiandeyichang,
shiqinghaoxiangjiunengshuotongle,
danmuyinggaibuhuipianrenba?
方才的一点悸动,
都在此刻荡然无存,
daodinageyihetiancaishizhenzhengdeta?
nandaotazaiwomianqianbiaoxianchulaideyiqie,
都是他的伪装吗?
doushiweilemihuowofangsongjingti?
我旁敲侧击问我爹,
到底是怎么回事?
tazaisanxiangwohewomenbaozheng,
jueduimeiyouzuorenheduibuqiwomaduibuqiwomenjiadeshi,
yemeiyouyidianzuoneizhongshideniantou,
“neibenlaishitongxuejuhui,
neixierennimayeshirenshide,
都是我的老战友了,
yebuzhidaozenmejiuguimixinqiao,
唉......”
wodieyifuhentiebuchenggangdeyangzi,
shuoqilaineixiedousuandeshangshiaixiyumaoderen,
我不敢深思,
haipajieguobeihouzangzhede,
shiwowufajieshoudezhenxiang。
男人别想拦着我考公上岸