《中暑后我成了疯批妈妈》 小说介绍
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《中暑后我成了疯批妈妈》 第4章 免费试读
yigedianhuadajilaogong,worangtaganjinhuilai,buranwobunengbaozheng,huiduitamazuoshenme!
laogongxialegaotie,lianjiadoumeihui,ganzaierzichuyuanshijiedaowomenniangliang。
wobajiankongjitakan,taqideliansetieqing,zaisangenwobaozheng,yihuiqujiubatamaheqinqinsonghuilaojia。
meixiangdao,womenhuijiashi,jialiyouduoleyikouren。
xujiumeijiandexiaoguzizhangbaozhuzhengdalalatangzaiwojiashafashangkandianshi,jiandaowomenjinlai,qishenlinqiyigesuliaodaiwangerhaohaoshoulisai,duizhexiaoshuo:“gugujinimailehaochide。”
haohaohetabushu,danhaishilimaodeshuo:“xiexiegugu,womamashuo,woyaoshaochilajishipin。”
zhangbaozhulianselimayibian,woyiweitayaofapiqi,meixiangdaotayouyingshengshenghuanhuixiaolian,shuo:“zheihaizihuishuohua,xiangtamama!”
这不是她的风格啊。
wohuanshizhejiali,caichuquyitianyiye,ketingyijingbeizaodexiangzhuwo,erpopohedagujiejiandaoshoushangdeerzihuijia,yijubiaoshiqianyidehuadoumeiyou。
wojileyigeyanshenjilaogong,taqingleqingsangzi,kaikoudao:“ma,nituilehaohao,haitashoushang,jihaizidaogeqian。baozhu,nishoushishoushi,daimaheqinqinhuiqu,womenzheilibufangbian。”
“shenmehuiqubuhuiqude,nijiabujiushiwojia!”
zhangbaozhucongshafashangdanqilai,jianshengguaijiao。
popoyeshuo:“womenzheicijiubudasuanzoule,qinqingaishangxiaoxuele,nimenchenglijiaoxuezhilianghao,yefangbian,qinqinyihoujiudaochenglishangxue。”
daoqiandehuashiyijudoumeiyou。
woyilianheirenwenhao,yuanlaizhiqianzhuangkelian,shidasuanzhujinlaihoulaizheierbuzoulea!
popoyouduierzishuo:“nizazheimejiaoqini,keyixiajiuwangyiyuanpao,qiandoubeinizaowanle!”
zheihuachenggongdejiqilewoyazhidenuhuo,wozhuaqiqinqinwangdishangyitui,qinqin“wa”diyixiakulechulai,wochayaonuhou:“kushenme?zheimejiaoqi?”
popoqubaoqinqin,zhangbaozhuguolaiyaolachewo,woyigeguojianshuai,batashuailegegoukenni,tengdetaguagualuanjiao。
“bujiushishuaiyixia,nizaneimejiaoqini,jiaoshenmejiao?”
bujingyizhanludegongfu,zhenzhulepofusandai,laogongzaiyipangshuo:“zheifangzishilinlinde,nimenbunengzaizheizhangzhu,shoushishoushihuiquba。”
“tasonglinlinjiadaowojia,jiushiwojiaderen,fangziyejiushiwozhangjiade!wozhuwoerzijia,zenmele?!”poposhuodelizhiqizhuang。
zhangbaozhuyejiaoxiaozhe:“zheichounvrengandawo!woyaobaojing!”
he,wohaijiupanibubaojingni!
landezaifeihua,wozhijiequfangli,bapopotamendexinglinaqilaijiuwangwaireng。
woyibianreng,laogongjiuyibianjitamenzhengheqilaifangmenkou,womenfuqiliangzhengpeihemoqi,poposhichuletadezhongjidashazhao,erhanbuweisidezhangbaozhu,jingranzhendenashoujibaojingle。
haizhenshibujianguancaibuluoleia!
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womenzhudeshiyitisihu,8lou,popopaodaoloutikoudechuanghuneili,zuoshiyaowangxiatiao,biantiaobianhao:“laopoziwomingkua!yaobeierzixifubisia!wobuhuole!”
linjumendakaimen,tantouchulaikanrenao,yeyourenquan:“wokansonglaoshirentinghaode,youshenmeshizanmenhaohaoshuobei!”
jianyourendahua,popobajiaocongchuanghubiannaxialai,kudeyibabitiyibayanlei,jilinjujiangtaruhexinkuyangdadeerzi,rujinbujinbuyangta,haibangzhetaxifu,rengtadexingli。
laogongxianglaiaimianzi,youyizhijuedetamasongtashangxueburongyi,beipopoyishuo,liansejiuyouxienankanle。
zheishijingchayelaile,popoyandegengjiamaili。
zhangbaozhuzechongdaojingchamianqian,zhanshitashuaizhongledegebo,shuowofanleguyishanghaizui。woxinzhonglengxiao,nanweitachuzhongmeibiye,haizhidaozheigezuiming。
dengtamenliangdexiyanwan,wolengjingdecongshoujili,bashipinjiankongdiaochulai,bianjijingchatongzhikan,bianshuo:“zheishiwojia,zheigenianqingnvrenmeijingguowodetongyijiuzhulejinlai,erqietahaidongshoudawo,wozhishizhengdangfangwei。”
popoqihuaile,zhizhewodelianshuo:“haoa,nijingranhaizaijializhuangjiankong!younizheimeduizijipopodema?”haohaoturancongshenhouchongchulai,chaqishuangshouhuzaiwoshenqian,shuo:“buxudawomama!”
“wojiudazenmele?doushigennimabuxuehao,xiaoxiaoderenerjiuzhidaohuzhewaimianderen!”popobianshuluozhe,bianshenshoujiuyaotuierzi。
dagaishishangyicishuaishangtourangerziyouleyinying,haohaobeipopohekule,woxintengdebaoqita,chaolaogonghoudao:“nizheishenmepolanjiating!yicicihedaowoerzi!laoniangbugenniguole!lihun!daizhenidejiarengundan!”
shuozhe,wojiubaozheerziwangwaizou。
wojuedinghuiniangjiazhujitian,ranglaogongquchulihaotadejiashizaishuo。haohaohaixiao,wodanxintakandaozijideqinrenzheiyangnaochengyituan,xinlihuiyouyinying。
huiniangjiameiliangtian,laogongjiugoutuidezhaoleguolai,wobamajianlaogonglaile,teyibahaohaodaichuquwaner。
“laopo,rensongzoule,jialiwoyeshoushiganjingle,zanmenjiubudaraobamale,huijiaquha!”laogongxipixiaoliandehongwo。
woyoudianbuxiangxindiwendao:“zhensongzoule?meinao?tileshenmetiaojian?”
laogongshenseyouxieandan,shuo:“womashuo,guoliangtianwomenyiqihuiquyitang,qianshuyifenxieyi,rangwomenliangzidongfangqijialisuoyoucaichandejichengquan,gentaduanjuemuziguanxi,yihoutayebuyaowoshanyang。”
“wobalinzouqiandingzhuwozhaoguhaowomahewomei,danshitamentaiguofenle。wobujinshiwomadeerzi,haishizhangfuhefuqin。”
laogongshenqingyouxienanguo,wozhidaogonggongshigehenshanliangderen,laogongyezhongqingyi。danshigenjuwoduoniandejingyan,popojueduibushineizhongchaoleyijia,jiuhuifangqipazailaogongshenshangxixuedexingge。
tazheimezuo,daoxiangshizaijizhehelaogongpieqingguanxi。
太奇怪了。
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wotiqianyitianhelaogonghuiquleyitang,meijingdongpopo,xianquleyigebenjiashushujiali。
“chengyazihuilaile?kuailaizuo,shihuilaiqianchaiqianxieyideba,nimenjiapeilejibaiwan?”zhangershureqingdezhaohuwomen。
tingdaozhangershudehua,wohelaogongduiwangleyiyan,mingbaileweishenmepopozheimeshuangkuaidehuijia,haitichuyaobalaogongganchujiamendetiaojian。
zhangershukanchuwomendeyihuo,wendao:“nimameigaosunimen?zheicichaiqianjihualaidebijiaoji,wohaiteyitongzhitajiaonimenhuilaini!”
我心里那个气呀!
womenjiehunshi,jiuchuanyancunlihuichaiqian,gonggongteyirangwodechengshihukouyesuilaogongqianjinlai,jieguohaojinianmeidongjing。
popojianwomenzaichenglimailefang,naozheshuojialidefangzitaipo,buguwomenyouyaoyanghaizi,youyaohaifangdaichedai,bizhelaogongnalejishiwan,zaijialixiulexianzaizhudezheidongsancengloufang。
woneishihaibuzhidaopopodelihai,laogongyexiaoshun,kangzhemodadeyali,daikuanjitamenjiandefang。
rujinyaochaiqianle,popojingrandasuanbawohelaogongsaodichumen?
这吃相也太难看了!
wofenfenbupingdegaosuzhangershu:“wopopoyaoshaochengqianxieyi,fangqijialifangzitudidejichengquan,haiyaoduanjueguanxini!”
zhangershuyiting,yetiwomenbaobuping。
“chengyazinizheixienianweijialidefuchu,ershuzhidao,nimazuodetaiguole!ai,zaonieya!”
kanzhezhangershuyuyanyouzhidemoyang,woxinliyouleyigedadandecaice。
danxianzaihaibushizhengshineigecaicedeshihou,wowenlaogong:“nizenmexiang?nixiangzhengyizheng,wojiuheniyiqixiangbanfa,nibuxiangzheng,neiyedebarangtamenbajianfangzideqianhaijiwomen。”
laogongdeliansehennankan,yipaizhuozi。
“zheng!gaiwomende,yifenyebunengshao,zheifangzidehuzhu,wobazoushigaichengwole。wodeqianjiwolaopohua,jiwoerzihuabuhaoma?
weishenmeyaobianyizheixiemeiliangxindebaiyanlang?”
wozhidaolaogongshishangtoulexin,caishuochuzheiyangdehua,danxianzaiyebushixinruandeshihou。
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popobuzhidaodanazhidaowomenhuiletangcunzi,xianzaiyoudaolecunkoudechaiqianban,tajingzhijieshaleguoqu。
gongzuorenyuanhaoyanxiangquan:“womendoushianzhangchengbanshi,gaisheideyifendoubuhuishao。zhiyunimenjialirenzenmefen,huiqumanmanshangliang,wokanninerzixifuyeshiwenmingren,buhuishaonindeqian。”
poponalishitingquanderen,dangchangmajie,shuogongzuorenyuanshoushouhuilu。chaiqianbanxiaogeneilianse,heidegenguodiside。
tahaishinaizhexingzishuodao:“ninbuyaofangaiwomenbangong,daoshihouxieyiqianxialai,womenhuibaqiandadaohuzhuzhanghuqu。”
popoyinggaishiyijingchakanguohukoubenle,chaiqianxiaogezheihuayichu,zhichuotadetongdiana!
tatiaoqijiaolaizhizhexiaogedebizima:“nimenjiumeiyigehaoren,qifuwoyigelaopozi,doushitanguan,woyaojubaonimen!”
de,xiaogexianbaojingle,zhiletayigefangaigongwuzui。
wohelaogongjichaiqianxiaogepeizui,tadaoshiyifukandanshiqingdeyangzi,shuo:“nimenzheimabuhaoduifu,nimenliangxianzhuajinhuiqubanzhengshierba。”
womenshahuijia,chenzhepopobuzaijia,zhangbaozhuzaiwaimianhuatianjiudi,xianbafangzifanlegedichaotian,bahukoubenhetudizhengdouzhaolechulai,shoushishoushi,jiuhuijiaqule。
anxinzaijialidengchaiqianbanderenlaiyuebanshouxuqianzi。
zheitianwanshang,shafashangtanghaohou,laogongwenwo:“zanmenzheiyixianengfenliubaiduowan,xianghaozenmehuameiyou?”
“dangranshicongcitangpingdangxianyu,shunbianbaoyangnia!”wogenlaogongshuazhepinzui。
qishidedaochaiqiandezhunxin,yebuguoliangtiangongfu。
woyizhixinlibiezhekouqi,juedezheibiqianbunengjiuzheimebianyilepopo,genbenhaimeilaidejixiangshouyimiaobianfupodexiyuegan。
laogongyouyixiameiyixiadepaizhewodetui,huanhuanshuodao:“womahewomeineili,chulegaijitamenderentoufei,womenhaifenyibiqianjitamenzuoyihoushenghuodeyikaoba。”
wozaixinlitanlekouqi,dangchuxihuanshangzheilaoxiaozi,chuletazhangdehao,haiyoujiushitaxinshanzhongqing,rujin,zheifenzhenxingqing,daochengletadejiasuo。
zenmebanni,sheirangwoaita。
wodiantoutongyilelaogongdejianyi,quemeixiangdao,wopopohexiaoguzi,tamenbujizijiliutuilua!
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shitianhou,popohuiliuliudecongjuliusuochulaile。
woliulegexinyan,suishizhunbeitanaodaowojialilaisapo。
meixiangdao,quexianjiedaolelaogongjiujiudedianhua,tazhangkoujiuma:“zhangshaocheng,nimenliangkouzisinaliqule?nimayaobingsile,nimendoubuguanma?”
wogenbenbuxin,popoyixiangshentibiniuhaizhuang,xianzaiyoushifazhishehui,nanengqutangjuliusuojiubingdeyaosile?
keshilaogongdeweixinli,limashoudaolepopoyanyanyixidezhaopian。
daodiyangletazheimeduonian,popozuodezaiguofen,laogongyezuobudaowanquanbuguanta。
womenbaerzituofujiwobamahou,mabutingtideganhuilecunzi。
tangwulizuomanleren,doupoponiangjiadeqinqi,popojingqishenshizu,duanzuozaitangwuzhengzhongjian。
laogongjianciqingjing,lengleyileng,duipoposhuo:“wodanweiyoushizhengmangni!ninbawomenhonghuilaiganma,youzhengshierjiukuaishuo,meishierwomenxianzoule。”
dajiuzhuangmozuoyangdekeleyisheng,hedao:“zhanzhu,jintianwolaidaibiaonibama,zhunizheigebuxiaozichujiamen。”
popoxiepielewomenliangyiyan,shuodao:“jiamenbuxing,wohelaotouzibujijiaoerzibushiqinshengde,batayangdachengren,songtadushu,jitamaifangjiehun,jieguozheibaiyanlang,jingyaoduowodejiachan,qifuwohebaozhufudaorenjia!”
poposhuodeshengleijuxia,yibangqinqiyeshiqunqingjifen,yigegedeshuo:“baiyanlangzai,ganchujiamen!”
popodehuazhengshilewozhiqiandecaice,nanguaipopobandiandoubutenghaohao。
yuanlaishiyinwei,haohaogenta,genbenmeiyouxueyuanguanxi!
tadangzhongzheimezuo,yeshibalaogongdelianzhijiefangzaidixiacaia。
popoduoshuoyiju,laogongdeliansejiugengbaiyifen。cishiyoubeiyizhong“qinqi”jiaorangzheyaoganchujiamen,tadeshouwochengquan,mianseyijingzhangdetonghong。
woxintengdeqingqingwanzhutadeshou,zhengyaokaikou,tafanshouqianzhuwo,cuoshendangzaiwoqianmian,kaikoushuodao:“nanguaicongmeimeichusheng,nijiumeijiguowoyigehaolianse!nanguaicongxiaonijiubawodangniudangmashihuan!”
“wodushuchengjihao,niquesapoburangwoshangxue!wobatoutoujiwojiaolexuefei,nimaletazhengzhengyigeyue!”
“woyizhijuedeshiwonalizuodebuhao,caidebudaozijimuqindexihuan,suoyiwonulizhuanqian,gaozhongjiumeihuaguoniyifenqian,gongzuohougengshijinquanlihuibaoni,yangni,haiyangzhangbaozhu!”
popolengxiaoyisheng,daduanlelaogongdehua:“shuoneimeduozuoshenme!zongzhixianzaiwomenlaozhangjiabuyaonile,jintiandaochangdedoushijianzheng,nibaxieyiqianyixia,zaifujiwoshiwankuaidefuyangfei,zanmenliangqing。”
popozheihouyan**youshuachuxingaodu,bujinyaobazhanjiachan,haiyaolaogongdaojitashiwan。
“meimener!fangzishiwochuqianjiande,huzhuwobajiwole!”
laogongdangchangjujue,lazhewodeshoujiuwangwaizou。
poponiangjiarenweileshanglai,duzhulemen,bawomenweizhezhongjian,dajiushuodao:“buqianxieyi,jiubiexiangchuzheidaomen!”
wojinjinniezheshouji,helaogongkaozaiyiqi,dashenghandao:“nimenzheishifeifaqiujin!shiweifade!”
manlianhengroudedajiuningxiaozheshenshouqiangwodebaobaoheshouji,zuilishuodao:“laozijintianjiufeifaqiujinle,ninengnawozenmebanba?guaiguaitinghua,shengdeaida!”
zheishi,menwaichuanlaiqichelabasheng,wochaomenwaiwangqu,yuanzilijinlaisantaiqiche,wobadaizhewodebiaogetanggeshushubobolaile。
wochumenshiliulegexinyan,dingzhuwobama,wohuiquanchengluyinzhibo。
daoshihouqingkuangruyoubudui,rangtamenbangwobaojing,meixiangdaowobazhaojilewojiaqinqi,suihoujiuganleguolai。
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dajiukanzheyiqunshilaigejingzhuangnanzi,youxiehuangleshen,yanlekoukoushui,wen:“nimenyaoganma!dajiadououshifanfade!”
wobaqidingshenxiandeshuo:“dashenmejia,doushenmeou?wolaiwonverjia,jiewonvernvxuhuiwojia,youbuxiangnimen,xianggaofeifaqiujin!”
dajiubeiwobaduidezhangdalezui,popoheqiyurenyebeiwobadailaideyiqunrenjizhenshezhule。
danpopobushigeshengyoudedeng,taduiqijiaxiao,shuo:“qinjiagonga,womenjintianjiushichuliyidianjiashi,jiushishaochengzheihaizia,tabushiwomenqinshengde,peibushangnijialinlin——”
meixiangdaopopojingrandangzhewobademian,zheimeshuolaogong,wohedao:“goule!”
wobayishoulazhewo,yishoulazhelaogong,shuo:“shaochengzheimehaodehaizi,nibuyao,womenyao,yihoutajiushiwoerzi!”
“ba!”laogongceguoshen,hanzheleihanlewobayisheng。wobapailepailaogongdejianbangyishianfu,yiqunrenbuzaidalipopo,qishixiongxiongdezoule。
kewozhijue,popohaihuichuyaoezi,bijingliubaiduowan,shitajibeizidouzhuanbudaodeqian。
laogongbufangxinwoheerzidanduzaijia,womenniangliangjiuzaiwobamajiazhuxiale,taziqumangtadegongzuo。
woyeyou**gongzuoyaochuli,liuwaderenwujiuluozailewobamashenshang。
zheitianwozhengkaizhediannaozaimang,wofaxiaoyigedianhuadaleguolai,jiaojideshuo:“linlinnikuaixialai,nibamabeiyigeshenjingbingchanzhule!”
wobamazheixiaoqushigejiashudayuan,jihuquanyuanderendouhuxiangrenshi,nengshishenmeren,chandewobamabunengtuoshenni?
nazheshouji,wojicongcongxialouqu,yuanyuanjiuwangjianpopohetajigezhoulizaineilisapo,wobianbaojingbianganleguoqu。
“nigebuyaoliandelaodongxi,zijishengbuchuerzi,jiuguaiwoerzi!”popocusudejiaomashengchuanlai。
womaxianglaisiwen,beiwopoponaodeyouxieshouzuwucuo。wobayoushigedananren,buhaoduinvrendongshou,wojiubuguanle,zouguoqupitoushuailetayibazhang,madao:“yangxinlan,shaochengrennideshihou,wojiaoniyishengma!xianzaishaochengburennile,nishenmeyebushi!zaimankoupenfen,wodadenizhaobudaohuijialu!”
popodejigebangshouyaoshanglaidongshou,kewomenjiazaidayuanlixianglaimingshenghao,yuanzililinjumen,zhudadejiushiyigetuanjie,shushushenshenbobomenyiweishanglai,doumeiyouwodongshoudeyudile。
jingchalaihouwenmingzhenxiang,pipingjiaoyulepopotamenjiju,jianwomenmeichikui,yebunengbapopozenmeyang,jiuxianzoule。
wodingzhumenweibobo,yihoubunengfangtamenjinlaile。
suansuanrizi,chaiqiankuanjiesuanjiuzaizheiliangtianle,qiandaoshouqian,yangxinlanjuebuhuiansheng。
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zhouershi,chaiqiankuanjiudadaolelaogongdezhanghaoshang,biyujidekuailesantian。
laogongzhijiezaiyinxinglibaqiancundaoleerzidemingxia,zhiliulepopohezhangbaozhu,yijiqinqinsanrenderentoufei。
tabakajiaojilewohou,shuo:“wotingzhangershushuo,dangchuwoshibeirenyiqide,meiyouwobamajiandaowo,wokenengbeidongsiesile,womasuiranduiwobuhao,tadaodijilewoyitiaoming,woxiangjitaliuyibiyanglaoqian。”
woxiaozheshuo:“wozhichi,zanmenzuoshiyaoduideqizijidexin。”
laogongyouxiegandongdebaozhuwo,shuo:“mingtianbatamenliangyuechulai,haohaotantan,jiwanzheibiqian,womenyihoujiuduanjueguanxi,womazuodeshi,taishangwodexinle。”
haimeidengwohelaogongyuetamenchulai,popojingxiannaodaolelaogongdedanwei。
benlaijintianquyinxingchulicunkuanyewu,laogongqingleyitianjia,jieguotalingdaoyigedianhuaguolai,huojihuoliaodeshuo:“zhangshaocheng,niganjinguolaiyixia,nimahenimeilaile。”
womenliangduishiyiyan,ze,zheilaotaipo,zenmejiuzhihuizheiyizhaoni?nandaotahaibuzhidaoqianyijingdaowomenshoulile?
gandaolaogongdanweishi,wofaxianzheiyicipopodaomeiyousapo,ershizoudekuqingxilu。
womenliangzailingdaobangongshiwaitingleyihui,popozuozailingdaozhuoziduimian,bianmoyanleibianshuo:“woyangtazheimeda,yebushiyaotushenme,jiushiwoxianzainianjidale,shentiyebuhao,tazongdejiwogehuoluba?neibushanyanglaorenderen,zenmenengzhenxinshiyiweilaobaixingbanshini?”
laogongshigeshiyedanweidexiaoganbu,zhengzaishangshengqi,laotaipozheihua,kezhenshisharenzhuxinna!
womenliangtuimenjinqu,lingdaoshiyiwomenxianzuoyibian,zhangbaozhunachushoujijilingdaokan,shuodao:“ninkan,wobawomendeqingkuangfadaowangshang,haoduowangyoudoutongqingwomenni!zhangshaochengzheiyangderen,zenmepeizuoguan,zenmepeichengweidanweidemingxingganbu,bixukaichu!buranwangyouyebudaying!”
shuowan,zhangbaozhuhaideyidepielewomenliangyiyan。
woxinzhonglengxiao,zheichunhuo,lingdaoshininengweixiede?
laogongduilingdaoshuodao:“”queshishiwomeichulihaojiawushi,jinintianmafanle,woxianxiugenianjia,bashiqingchulihaolezailaishangban。”
“xing,danweifawubuderenyuan,biyaoshiyekeyijinitigongbangzhu。”lingdaodiandiantou,anbaorenyuanjinlaisongke。
zhangbaozhudagaimeixiangdao,lingdaohuizheimeqingmiaodanxie,bukenzou,rangrangzheshuo:“zenmebubatakaichuni?!”
zheihuohaimeikanqinglingdaolianshangdebunaizhise。
wolenglengdeshuodao:“kaichugongzhirenyuanshinijijuhuajiunengjuedingde?chulai,womengennitan!”
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chacantingli,woxiangqubaojian,popohezhangbaozhupianyaozuodating。
得,随你便了。
luozuohou,zhangbaozhuyiliandeyiyangyangdeshuo:“nimenliangganjinbaqianzhuanjiwo,woxianzaikeshidouyindav,nimenzongbuxiangchumenjiubeirenmasiba?!”
haizhenshigexianyanbao,shengpaluguoderenbuzhidaotashiwanghong。
woheheyixiao,shuo:“qianyijingdaolewomendezhanghu,nimendakeyiqugaowomen,kanfayuanzenmepan。”
“zheiliyouyizhangka,limianshinimensangerenderentoufei,shaochengrenyi,zaijialewushiwan,jinimenzuoshenghuofei,yihou,womenjiuliangqing。”
zhangbaozhujianshengjiaoleqilai:“nimendafajiaohuazini!liubaiwan,doujiwozhuanguolai,yifenqianbunengshao,niyoubushiwomenjiaderen!”
“nixinbuxin,wonengrangnimenyijiazaizheizuochengshidaibuxiaqu?!”
woheheyixiao,zhanqilainiezhuzhangbaozhudexiaba,dishengshuo:“nijintianshuodehua,woquanchengyouluyin,womenjiadanfanyouyigerenchuleshier,nijiushidiyixianyiren!”
jiannverqiyanbeiwoyazhi,popozhanqilaiyaodongshou,laogongqishenanzhuleta,shuo:“linlinbanshiyoufencun,nibieluandong。”
wosonglezhangbaozhu,duipopodao:“woyizhiyoujianshiwanglewenni,nishizainalijiandaoshaochengde?taneishihouduoda,chuandeshenmeyifu?”
popoyanzhuluanzhuan,dabuchulai,laogongyeyihuodewangzhewo。
woqingxiaoyisheng,dao:“kongpa,bushijiande,ershimaideba!”
“shenme?!”laogongyilianbukezhixindewangzhewo。
woyouxiexintengta,danhaishishuochuleshishi。
“dangniannimenfuqiliangjiehunduonian,shengbuchuhaizi,jiutuofugebicundewanglaotai,mailegenanhaijichengxianghuo。zheigenanhaidaonijiashi,yijingsiwugeyuele。shentijiankang,chuanzheganjing,yikanjiushiguaimailaide。”
nimenfuqihuangchengzaiwaimianjiandeqiying,quezailiangnianhouyouhuaiyunshenglenver,zici,nijiuxianqishaochengbushiqinshengdehaizi,duitafeidajima,houlai,youbatadangzuotikuanji。”
popojingkongdeshuodao:“ni,nizenmezhidaode!”
wonachuyibenchenjiuderijiben,shuo:“tiandixiameiyoubutoufengdeqiang。gonggongyizhixinhuaikuijiu,zairijibenlixiexialezhenxiang,beiwofaxianle。”
“yangxinlan,guaimaiertong,shiyaopanxingde!nibuxiangyushengzaijianyuliduguoba?”
popomanyanjingju,mengyaotou,womanyidixiaodao:“neijiujiwolaoshidianer,zainao,wojiusongnimenqujianyu。”
laogongyizhichenmozhetingwoshuohua,wozhidaotazuijinxinshenjielianshoudaochongji,yishipananyijieshou,shenchushouqiaoqiaowozhuletadeshou,yongwomenliangduyoudefangshi,gaosuta,woyizhizai。
popocongconglazhezhangbaozhuzoule,dagaibiqiqiancai,yibanianjiquzuolao,gengrangtananyijieshouba。
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laogonghepopoyijiadeqianche,zuizhongbeitazijiqinshouzhanduanle。
tadaodixinshan,meiyouqugaopopoguaimaizui,qugongzhengchugongzhenghoujiuciliangqing。
huidaojiali,wobamazuoleyizhuofengshengdefancai,qingzhutadexinsheng,wobapeilaogonghedelanzui,wozhidao,zuijinfashengdeshiqing,taiguochongjitadexinling,tayizhilengjingkezhi,yexuyaofaxieqingxu。
houlai,tashuo,taxiangquxunqin,zhaotadeqinshengfumu,wodalizhichi,binggaosuta,wulunjieguoruhe,womendoushitadehoudun,tayongyuanshiyoujiade。
zhangbaozhucengjingshituzaitadezhanghaoshanghanshasheyingdemawomen,cengliuliang。
wofanshoushaichulaogongzheixienianweijialihuadeqiandezhangdan,bingdafangdemaileliuliang,fenfenzhongshangresou。
bijing,woxianzaiyesuanshichaiqianxiaofupo,buzaihuneiyidiandianerxiaoqian。
womashuo,taneitianzaicaishichangyujianwopopole,popocoushangqu,jitaxuanyaoxinmaidedajinzhuozi,woxiaozheshuo:“shiwobudui,wolimajininmaiyigegengdade,xiahuizaiyujian,ninjiuliangxiatadegouyan!”
womaqiaolewoxia,shuo:“zanmengentabishenme,guohaozijidexiaorizijiuxing。zaishuole,woyaoshanibajiulimajiwomaile,lundedaonima!”
woshizhenmeixiangdao,zheishihoudounengbeiweiyizuigoulianga。
bujiuhou,wozaiguangchaoshishiouyuleqianpopo,yibeizimeishangguobanderen,zheishihouzhengdunzaixianhuojubianshayu,yishuangshoudongdetonghong,yebujianwomashangcishuodedajinzhuozi。
qianpopoyitaitoukanjianlewo,limawanglijianduoqu。
tadetongshicouguolai,baguadewenwo:“renshizheilaotaitai?kecanle!tanverduboqianyi**zhaipaole!liugehaizijitayang,taa,zugepowuzi,zheimedanianjigennianqingrenyiqiganhuo,zhuandeqiandoubugouhaizijiaoxuefeide。”
woyaoyaotou,shuo:“woburenshitaya。”bianxiaozhezoukaile。
yuanben,poporuguobuzheimeedu,yilaogongdexiaoshun,dashangchaiqiandeche,tadewannianbuzhidaoduoxingfu。napahoulaihelaogongduanjueguanxi,womenliujitadeqian,yegoutaguodeshufule。
ketazisikebo,niaizongrongnver,qinshoubayiqiedouhuile。
yebuzhidao,tacenghouhuiguomeiyou。
buguo,woyelandexiangle,jiuxiangwomashuode,guohaozijidexiaorizi,jiarenpinganjiankang,jiushizuidadefuqi。
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