《直播打假,冒充首富小姨子被全网拆穿》 小说介绍
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《直播打假,冒充首富小姨子被全网拆穿》 第1章 太欺负人了 免费试读
第1章太欺负人了
wozhengzaizhibojianjieshaoxinkuanzhubao,youeryuanlaoshidejinjitongzhituranbaping:
【guxingchenjiazhang,ninnverzhuashanglinshijituanxiaoshaoye,qinglijilaixiaobanlituiyuanshouxu!】
zhibojianbaiwanguanzhongmuduwodiankaishipin——wusuinverbeinanhaichezhetoufawangqiangshangzhuang。
woqiangyanuhuohuifu:【shiqinghaimeidiaocha...】
【调查个屁!】
beizhulintaitaidenvrentiaochulai:【danqinjiatingguoranmeijiaoyang!wojiekeshishoufufuren,nongsinimenxiangcaimayi!】
弹幕瞬间炸了锅。
1.
:【shoufuxiaoyizizheimexiaozhang?】
:【**?xianshibanquanliyazhi!】
:【zheishejishiwanle,redaozhenquangui!】
banjiqunzuixinshipinli,chuanxiaoxizhuangdenanhaizhengzhuazhexingchendebianziwangwanjujiaozhuang。
banzhurenjuzheshoujipaishedeshouwendexiangsanjiaojia。
【lintaitaininkan,xiaoshaoyezheizhaoguojianshuaiduobiaozhun!】
banzhurenchanmeideshengyincongshipinlichuanlai。
【xingchenmama,ninnverguyipengcilinxiaoshaoye,xianzairenjiashouwandouzhongle!】
woyaoposhejiancaiyanxiachongdaozuibiandezanghua。
zaizhibojianciqibifudeshanguangdengxiadiankaiyuyintiao:【zhanglaoshi,jiankong...】
【yaoshenmejiankong!】jianlidenvshengcipozhibojian。
【wojieshishoufulinjingchuandefuren,woerzijianglaiyaojichenglinshijituande!nimenzheizhongdanqinjiatingdeyezhong...】
wozhaixiazuoerdelanzuanerzhuizhongzhongpaizaizhanjushang,jiazhisanqianwandezhubaozaibolishangdanchucuixiang。
【qujinpingguoyoueryuan!】
【lianxilvshihebaobiao,wodaoyaokankanshishenmedongxiganmaochonglinjiaderen。】
kaichedidayoueryuan,gangjinmenkouwojiukanjianzhanzaipenquanpangbian,yishendiaomaodeguifuren。
【ziruimama,nimenyouqianrenpingchangdouzheimedidiaodema?】
【shiyashiya,yaobushixiaoshaoyebeidale,womendouhaibuzhidaonimenshishoufudeqinqini!】
【nizheijiandayishihulimaodeba,kanzhejiugui,chuanzainishenshangzhenshitaipiaoliangle。】
ziruimamayiliandeyi,kanleyanzijishoushangdaizhedalogodebiao,【shenmedongxi,ganrangwodengzheimejiu?】
【wobanbayizichulaijininzuozheba?zaidagedianhuacuicui!】
【buzhixiaodemeijiajiao,tajiajiuliandarendoumeilimao,zheizhongxiaonvhaizenmepeihewojiaxiaohaishangtongyigeyoueryuan!】
jiulianbanzhurenyezaiyipangchanmeidikanzheziruimama。
【jiushi!yihouzanmenjinpingguoyoueryuanhuizhuanmenchengligexiaotuanti,laibaohuziruixiaoshaoye,xiuxiangyourenqifuta。】
linziruimamazhanzaizhongrendezhongyang,xiangshouzhebierendechuixu,zuibadouyaoqiaoshangtianle。
woxiangqilai,ergelinjingchuanzaishideshihou,weirenzuishiqianxunposhi。
jibianhoumianjituanshangshile,tayehuijingchangchoukongquyanglaoyuanhegueryuanzuoyigong,dangzhiyuanzhe。
womensanxiongmeideganqingyizhihenhao,tongshichaozheyigefangxiangnuli。
zheicaiyoulejintiandelinshijituan。
ketabingmeiyouxiangfuduojiu,gongsishangshimeijinian,tajiuyinbingqushile。
wohedagezunxunletadeyizhu,didiaochulitadehoushi,suoyimeitibingbuzhidaotazaojiuqushiduonian。
keyanxia,jingranyourengandangzhongmaochongtadeqizi,wobunengjieshouyourenwuruta。
bingqiehaidazhewoergedemingyizhaoyaoguoshi,qifuwonver!
woshangqianjibu,neixierenkanjianwo,shunjianjiubianlefuzuilian。
tamentongchoudikaizhanzailinziruimamadeshenbian,yilianyanedikanzhewo。
fangfokaojinwobanfenjiuhuibeixijunganran。
nverbanjidebanzhurenzoudaowomianqian,jugaolinxiadeshuo:
【guxingchenmama,ninveryijingzhengshibeiwomenjinpingguoyoueryuankaichu,nixianzaikeyibarenjiezoule,fengquannibatadaihuijiayihouhaohaoguanjiao,zibujiao,fuzhiguo。】
tashangxiadaliangzhewo,chaoxiaodao:
【buguonijiashidanqinjiating,aiyowodouwangle,tameibaba。】
【nanguaihuiyangchengzheizhongwufawutiandexingge。】
wozhigougoudidingzhebanzhuren,【wonverdexinggewolejie,tajueduibuhuiwugudongshou,nimenbuqudiaochaqingchushiqingjingguo,bujinyuanwangxiaohaihaizaizheilipanlongfufengjiejiaoquangui,zheijiushiguiyuandechushifenggema?】
banzhurentaoletaoerduo,wanquanbuzaiyi。
【diaochadehenqingchu,ninvertoudongxi,beifaxianlesibuchengren,huogaibeida。】
【haiyou,womenyoueryuanshiguizuyoueryuan,bushishenmeamaoagoudounengjinlaide,yebuzhidaonimenjiashizoulesheidehoumen。】
【buguozheidoubuzhongyaole,nimenyijingdezuilelinjiahelinxiaoshaoye,kaolvkaolvbanqubiedechengshishenghuoba。】
woliansehennankan,lengshengdao:【nipadezuitajia,jiubupadezuiwo?nizhidaowoshi——】
wohuahaimeishuowan,linziruimamajiuzoudaowomianqianyibazhanghuleshanglai。
【**zailihainengyouwojiefulihai?sapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi,nisuangeshenmedongxi!】
2.
我直接被打懵了。
zuoweijializuishoutengaidesanmei,wocongxiaodaodameibeisheidongguoyigenshouzhitou。
wotingjianyilingchudeweixingtianyanchuanlaishengyin。
neishiwolikaigongsihaimeilaidejiguanbidezhibojianfachudeshengyin。
zheiyiqie,doubeizhibojianderenkanlegezhengzhe。
cishidanmufengkuanggundong,wokanleyiyan,juedingbuguanbizhibojian,woyaochedirangzheijiarenzaiquanwangbeitaofa。
:【kao!youqianrendongbudongjiudaren?zheishijiehaiyoumeiyouwangfale?】
:【yemeiyouba,tanvertoulerenjiadedongxi,nianjiqingqingjiutouqie,gaida!】
:【weizhiquanmaobuyuzhiping。】
qitajiazhangyebangzhelinziruimamakaishishuohua。
【tashibushifengle?shoufuxiaoyizizaizheili,nanbuchengtashishoufutadiea!】
【xiaosile,meiyouzheigeshilijiubuyaoxuezherenjia**,xiaoxinzaoleipi!】
【huogai,**mahexiaotounver,huozaishehuishangyeshilaji!】
zheixiejiazhangduiwozhizhidiandian,madehenqijing。
shenzhiyourenchaowozhanzhededifangtukoutan。
wobashenshangchuandejiazhijibaiwandegaodingwaitaozhijiediujinlelajitongli。
wokanzhelinziruidemama。
【nijintianzuodezheixieshiqing,yijingchupengdaofalvdedixian,nixianzaigenwodaoqian,wokeyikaolvbuqisuni!】
linziruimamachaofengdixiaoleliangsheng,kanzhewojianshengdao:
【xiao**,nijiashibushixiangxialaidetubaozi?meiyoutingshuoguoshoufulinjiademinghaoma?】
【wojiejiekeshishoufudelaopo,chuletiandadeshi,wojiefuyenengbangwobaiping!】
【jintianwojiusuanbanidasizaizheili!yebuganyourenshuowoyiju。】
tayueshuoyueqijing,zanghuamantianfei。
wozuzongshibadaiquanbeitamaleyibian。
【nimenjiwomata!sheimadezuinantingwojiubazheigebaosongshei,zheigebaokeshijinnianpaimaihuidexiandingban,999wanyige!】
neixiejiazhangtingleyanmaolanguang。
fenfenduizhewopokoudama,tuomodoubawomianqiandedipenshile。
wohoutuilejibu,kanzhelinziruimamashoushangdebao。
zuoweidingjishejishi,woyiyanjiuzhidaozheigebaoshigeputianhuo。
buzhibao,taquanshenjiaqilaidoushijuzhixianwei。
woxiaoxiao,dingjingkanzheta,【wozenmebuzhidaolinjingchuanjiehunle?talaoposhishei,nijiaoguolaikankan。】
woergedousileduoshaonianle,zenmegenbierenjiehun?
wodaoshiyaokankan,shinagebuyaoliandeganjiamaowogegedelaopo。
tingdaowodehua,linziruimamabiyididengzhewo。
【zhenshirangrenxiaodiaodaya,wojiejieheshoufujiehundexiaoxihaiyaotongzhinizheigexiangbalao?】
【nihaixiangjianwojiejie?pingshenme?niyouzigema,xiao**!】
【jiupingwoshilinjingchuandemeimei,gougelema?】
3.
wenyan,zaichangsuoyourendouxiaochulezhujiao。
linziruimamazhizhewohewoshenhoudechexiaodezhibuqiyaolai。
【niquanshenshangxiadoushipinduoduomaideba?jiaqilaidoubuchaoguoliangbaikuaiqian!】
【kaigetubulajidedazhong,yehaoyisizaizheilishuonizijishishoufudemeimei。】
【ni**yeyaokankanchanghe,wokeshishoufudexiaoyizi,tajiajiutahetagege,kemeiyoushenmemeimei。】
lianzhibojiandanmuyefachulecanburendudechaoxiao。
:【puchi…jiemen,wozhidaonihenji,dannixianbiejia,**zhuangdaozhengzhumianqian,wodoutiniganga。】
:【ai,laobaixingshidoubuguozheixierende,suanleba。】
suoyoujiazhangkanzhewozaicichaofengdao:
【wojiadoubukaidazhong,**shiqiongfengleba。】
【xiaosile,wonverzenmehuigenzheizhongrendehaiziduyigeyoueryuan,zhentadiedehuiqi!】
奚笑声不绝于耳。
zheiliangcheshiergezhuandaodiyitongjinshisongwodedaibuche,mandamansuanwoyijingkaileshinianle。
jialidixiachekutingzhejibailianghaoche,keworenweidoumeiyouzheiliangchehao。
yinweitashiergesongwodedongxi。
【**,kaigepodazhonghaiganzaiwomianqianzheimexiaozhang,wojintianjiurangnizhidaodezuiwojiadedaijia!】
zhijianlinziruimamanaqilubianzhuantoujiuzazailewodecheshang。
tashenzhijuedebuguoyin,kanjianpangbianyouzhuangxiuyongdegangjin,zhijienazhegangjinshangqujiushiyidunluanzaluanda。
chedeng、boli、cheqiangai,quanbubeizadexisui。
xiacheshi,wodechemenbingmeiyousuo。
xianxiachemenzhijiebeizakai,luchulezuoyishangwofangzhezhunbeinaquzhibojianpaimaidegedazhenpin。
zheilimianyouwosoujidegedazuanshizhubao。
【zheijiannvrencheshangzenmezheimeduobaoshi,kanzhebuhuishizhendeba?】
有人惊呼道。
linziruimamashangqianjikaizhongrennaqilaiyikan,suijibuxiedidiuzaiyibian。
【shenmewanyier,lubiantanmaidejiukuaijiuyiheba!】
【xiaosile,zheishizhuangyouqianrenzhuangshangyinleba?】
huacaishuowan,tanaqineixiezuanshitongtongdaojinleyipangdexiashuidaolimian。
youbajitiaomingguixianglianzhijiedangzhewodemianchelan。
ranhoubawozuoyishangdesuoyoudongxiquanbudiujinlajitong。
【kanshenmekan?lajijiugaidaizailajiduili。】
wochongguoquxiangzuzhitajixupohuaiwodeaiche,meixiangdaotayongzhongdeshenquyibajiubawotuidaozaidi。
worenzhejiaotong,xintengdikanzheche,ranhoujinggaota:
【zheixiedongxijiazhishangyi,niquedingniyaojixucuihui?】
【niyoumeiyoukaolvguolimianmeiyiyangdongxidoubushininengpeideqide。】
linziruimamabunufanxiao。
【nizheizhongdicenglajinengyoushenmehaodongxi?maiyiduiahuodengzheyihoulaosiledaijinguancaima?】
【hekuangwojiefushouyantongtian,jiusuanzalannideche,niyounengnaiwohe?】
wokanzhetamenzuosi,wohenqidaitamenzhidaozijimaifangziyepeibuqihoushishenmebiaoqing。
直播打假,冒充首富小姨子被全网拆穿