《直播鉴宝连麦道士》 小说介绍
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第1章
wozhibojianbaoshi,yourenlianshuajigetexiaoliwu,nuchongbangyi。
woganjinjiangrentaishangmai,quebucengxiang,duimianyishendaopao。
xinzhongyihuo,zheiniantoudaoshiyeaiguwanma?
mobushi,laicengwoliuliangdeba?
wogangxiangkaikouxunwenduimianyoushenmebaobeiyaokan。
zhijianduimiandedaoshinaqiguiqiaoyaoleyao,
sanmeitongqianyingshengluozaizhuozishang。
tameitoujinzhou,zhigougoukanzhewoshuo:「xiaoyou,niyintangfahei,kongyouxueguangzhizaia。」
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wotingzhedaoshidehua,xianshiyizheng,ranhouzhuantoukanlekanwoshenhouyiwuzishoulaidegezhonggudaojian。
haiyouxuxuduoduopixiezhiwu。
嗯,人鬼不敢入。
暖暖的,很踏实。
xiamianwangyoufenfenbiaoshi【tamensuanmingde,shibushiyikaikoujiushishenmexueguangzhizaia。】
【wozhijiexiaosi,zheiyoushinaerlilaidedaxian?meikanjianzhubowuzilineimeduodongxima?】
【jiushijiushi,zheiniantou,bazibuying,ganshousirendedongxima?】
buguoyeyoudongdiandaoxingdewangyoubiaoshi【wokanduimiandaoyouyaoguadeneijixia,buxiangshihunongrende。pabushizhensuanchuxieshenme?】
【shia,erqiedaoyouyichushoujiushihaojigeliwu,ruobushizhenkanchulaishenme,yebuhuihuazheimexieqian,jiuweileshanglaipianrenba。】
【qi,nidongshenme?zheijiushituotuocengliulianglaile。】
woqueshibuxinzheidaoshidehua,buguorenjiabijingshualeliwude,ruozhijieduankailianxianbutaiheshi。
quandangzuojiemuxiaoguo,wokanzheduimian,xiaozhewen:「e?xueguangzhizai?xiaoyoukeshikanchulexieshenme?」
daoshixianshichongjingtouzuoleyiyi:「birenxingtan,ninqiechengwoweitanmoubianhao。woguanzhuninzhiboxujiu,ninsuiranshiguwanshangren,pingshiqueyeleshanhaoshi,woduininhenshijingpei。jinriluguocizhibojian,queguanninyintangfahei,kongyouxueguangzhizai。」
「kandaobianshiyuan,bianshualeliwushangmai,xiangzhuninduguocijie。」
tandaozhangjiangshoujishaoshaowangxia,duizhunsanmeitongqiandao:「sanzhengweidayin,kongyouxiongshifasheng。daoyouzuijinkeshishouleshenmediaozhuizhileidebaowu?」
diaozhui?wopingshiduoyigujing,guqianweishou,bingbuguanzhushenmeyushi,gengbietidiaozhuile。
woyaoleyaotou,biaoshimeiyou。
wangyoupinglundao【hahaha,zheisuanmingdehaishuoshenmeguanzhuguanzhuwoxijiehaojiule,lianwoxijiepingshiaishenmedoubuzhidao,zhangkoujiushihuzou。】
【shia,wozhendexiaosi,biezaizheicengliuliangle,ganjinxiaquba。】
tandaozhangkanzhewoshuo:「zhubokefoujiangshengchenbazishuojiwo?」
youmeiyougaocuo?zheizhibojianzheimeduoren?
rangwoxianchangshuoshengchenbazi?
wanyizhenyudaogehuisuande,woqibushiyaobeirengaimingle?
wolimayaoleyaotou:「zheibutaiheshi。」
sihuzaozhidaowohuizheimeshuo,tandaozhangbujinbumandeshuo:「wufang,wolijie。neininsuibianshuo3geshuzi,wozaibangninkanyikan。」
wosuibianyishuo:「721。」
tandaozhangkaishijiangsanmeitongqianbaizaibaguazhenshang,ranhouyaoleyaotou:「wodeganjuehuichucuo,danguaxiangcuobule,guaxiangxianshi,ninzuijinkendingshouleshenmeguazaibozishangdedongxi。」
「您再仔细想想?」
budengwohuifu,wangyouyoukaishipinglundao【xijiedoushuomeiyoule,tazenmehaizaizheibusixin,xiangzhanyatangyiyang。】
【jiushia,shualedianliwu,jiulaizhebuzoule。】
【dannizhenbieshuo,zheigepianzizhengdehaitingxiangneimehuishi。】
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tandaozhangbingbuguanzheixiewangyoudehua,zhishiyanshenjiandingdikanzhewo,haosizaishuotajuebuhuichucuo。
beitandaozhangdingdeyouxieziwohuaiyi,worenzhendexianglexiangzheijitianshoudedongxi。
yijiushiyixieyinyuangubi,gujingdaojian,bingmeiyoushenmetebiedea。
吊坠,吊坠?
huran,woxiangdaoleqianjiriguimisongwodehushenzhu。
tahaosihewoshuoguo,neigeshidaizaibozishangde。
zhibuguo,yinweiwojixingbuhao,pachongzaoshiwangjizhailejihushenzhunongzang,suoyijiujiangtadeshengzizhongxinhuanleyixia,bianchengleshoulian,heshoubiaodaizaiyigegeboshang。
bijing,shoubiaozheimegui,wocaibuhuiwangjizhaini。
zuijintianqileng,womeitiandouchuanzhangxiu,suoyibingmeiyouluchulaiguo。
wojiangxiuziwanqi,luchuhushenzhuwendao:「ninshuodeshizheigema?」
tandaozhangmilemiyan,suijidiantoudao:「zhengshiciwu!」
wangyoukaishileyiboxindechaofeng【gangcaitabushihaixinshidandandeshuoshishenmediaozhuima?zheibumingmingshishoulianma?】
【xiaosi,youtaijietashizhenxiaa。】
wokaikoudao:「zheigeshoulian,shijiriqianwoguimisongjiwodediaozhuigaide。gangcaininwenwo,yishijianmeixiangqilai。」
tingwanwodehua,zhibojiandewangyoushunjianzhale【woqu,zheidaoshibuhuizhenyoushenmebenshiba。】
【shipengqiaoba,zheiyexing?】
【wogangcaijiushuo,zheirenyaoguadeneijiashi,buxiangshihuajiazi。】
tandaozhangwendao:「zheishisheisongnide?」
wohuidadao:「wodeguimi。」
tandaozhangyaotoutanqi:「ai,zheishigaimingzhu,biaomianshangkanyupixiedezhushawuer,shizeshiyonglaigaiminghuanyunde。」
「gaimingzhu,tahuimanmanxizounisuoyoudeyunqi,peidaishiri,congcinimenerrendemingyunjiuhuijiaohuan。」
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tandaozhangdehualingwojiangxinjiangyi。
woheguimirenshijishizai,congchuzhongdaoxianzai,womenyizhidoushizhiqinhaoyou。
zaiwozhibogangyouqiseshi,wobianyaoletayiqi。
wobaofudoumeiyouwangjita,tayouyouheliyouhaiwoni?
wangyouyetucaodao【buhuiba,wojidexijiedezhulijiushitaguimia,errenganqingbushiyaohaodehenma?zenmehuizheiyang?】
【shia,xijieyiqianshuoguo,ruoshitafuyoule,yidingyaorangtaguimitangying。suoyixijiehongledediyijianshijiushijietaguimirugongsia。】
【jiushigepianzi,shenmegaimingzhu。wufeishitadudingxijieshiwanguwande,shenshangyidingdaidongxi,dengxijienachulaihou,tajiukeyijiezhehushuole。】
jianwoyiyanbufa,tandaozhangyezhiwobuxin:「nikezixixiangxiang,nizuijinshenbianyoumeiyoufashenmedaomeideshi?」
倒霉?
womeitianrihaohehao,meiyoufannao。
gongzuoyejiushizaiwangshangzhibojianbao,shoushouwangyoudebaowueryi。
meitianyijiushunfengshunshuide,bingmeiyourenhebushuna。
我摇了摇头。
tandaozhangqueyijiududao:「bukeneng,wojueduibuhuikancuo。gaimingzhu,peidaishiribiankechenggonggaiming,wokancizhuyinyinsanfahongguang,jintianyidingshinipeidaidedishiri!jueduicuobule。」
「nijiangzhuzinajinyidian,wozaizixikankan。」
woantashuodejiangzhuzitiejinshexiangtou,haizhuanlejixia。
tandaozhangzhouzhemeitouzixiguancha,ranhoulianseyibian,jiangtongqianfangruguiqiaozhizhong,youkaishileyaogua。
tongqianzaiciyingshengluodi,woqingchudekanjian,sangeyoushizhengmianchaoshang。
tandaozhanglianseyinchendeyaozhetou:「zaole,zaole。nanguairuci。」
wobulijietandaozhangdeyisi,zhitingtakaikoujieshidao:「gaimingzhushiyixueweixianyin,genghuanliangrenzhijiandemingyunde。」
「cizhudeyiduanshini,lingyiduanqueshiyigeweichushidehaizi。zheihaizimingzhongwuchengrenyun。ernishishaoyoudewuxingdaquanzhiren,fulushenhou。」
「nizheiguimi,bujinxiangjiangnideminghuandaozheigehaizishenshang,gengshiyaojienimingrangzheigehaizichushia!」
cihuayichuwangyoushunjianzhaguo【**,zhendejiade?tashuoshenme?jieming?shiwolijiedeneigema?】
【bushi,dage,wozheizijizaijiani,doujishuohaipale!zheiyetainengbianleba。】
wofanwendao:「zheigehaizishishei?」
tandaozhangtuokouerchudao:「shiniguimishengxialaidehaizi。tameiyouzuorenming,gangchushengjiuyanleqi。」
「zheigegaimingzhushiyongneigexiaohaizigutouzuode,tayeshiyonglezheihaizidexue,jiangcizhuyongxuegongfengleqiqisishijiutian。」
huoxushikanjianlewangyoudehua,tandaozhanghaigantanleju:「nizhenxindairen,ketarenquexiangyaolenideminga。」
tahuayingangluo,zhibojiandedenghaishishihoudeshanlejixia,jiangzhengchangzhibolaru**。
zhibojianyishunjianyongrujiwanren,xianzaizaixianguankanderenshu,shiwopingshizhibodeyibei。
daxiaoliwubuduandezaizhibojianshuazhe。
ruoshizaicizhiqian,woshizhendeduizheigetandaozhangdehuayouxiexiangxinle。
keshidangtashuochu,woguimishixiangjiewominghuantahaizidemingshi。
woxiaole,woguimijiangjinjin,mutaioloershinian,shangnaerlilaidehaizi?
buguo,kanzhemanpingdeliwu,woxinzhonghaishigantan,zheijiemuxiaoguozuodezhenzhi。
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danyeshihouyegaijieshule,bijingwoshijianbaozhubo,bushiyulezhubo。
woshuodao:「buhaoyisiadaozhang,woguimiliannanpengyoudoumeiyou,zenmekenengyouhaizi?」
「kenengshiyinweimeiyoushengchenbazisuandebuzhun,wokanzaiguanzhunin,dengwoxiabohouzailianxinin,ninzaihaohaojiwosuanyiguabahaoba。」
wogaoqingshangdejilegetaijie,benyiweiduimianhuishunzhetaijiexia。
quebucengxiang,tandaozhangdashengshuozhe:「buke!xiaoyou!jinyeshidishirile!ruoshijinyeyiguo,nijiuhuisidea!」
sisiside,huibuhuiqi?
他莫不是在诅咒我?
zheilaopianzi,daodiyouwanmeiwanle?
kanchulaiwoliansebuhao,wangyoufenfenshuodao【youtaijiehaibushunzhegunxialai?cengliuliangcengshangyinleba。】
【jiushi,woxijiedoushuotaguimiliannanpengyoudoumeiyouni,haizaizheixinkoucihuang,tamobushishenmebiaoyanxingrengeba?】
tandaozhang:「wozhidaonibuxiangxinwoshuodehua,woziyoufangfanengzhengming。」
「cizhusuiyourenxueweiqi,queyezhinenghuanyun。ruoshixiangjieming,haixuyousuohunfu,hezhenhunshi。」
「nikezaishuosangeshuzi,wobangnisuansuanfangwei,ruoshinimeizhaodao,shuomingwodaoxingbujing,wolikexiabo,zhuxiaozhanghao。」
tingzhetandaozhangdehua,youyindewangyouyizhensaodong【tiana!dudezheimeda?tashuodegaibuhuishizhendeba。】
【buguoshisuikouyishuobale,kendingbuhuituide。zuodengkandalian。】
kanzhetandaozhangdudingdeyangzi,wosuikoudao:「369。」
tandaozhangzaiyiciqiazhi,zuilihaimonianzhexieshenme。
suijikanzhewodao:「suohunfujiuzaiciwuneidongnanjiaodeyijuxia。」
woyouxiejingya,tazenmezhidaowofangjiandongnanjiaoshigeyiju?
wojiangshoujinaqi,jiangxinjiangyidezoudaojuziqian,kaishililiwaiwaidefanzhaoqilai。
cishiwangyouzhale【woqu,tazenmezhidaoxijiewuzizhongyoujuzi,haijiuzaidongnanjiao?】
【qi,youshenmedajingxiaoguaide,meitingtashuokanxijiezhibohenjiulema?kendingshixijieneiertianzhiboshibuxiaoxinzhaodaole。】
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wozhaolehaojiu,zhongyuzaiyijuzuixiamianfangxiezidedifang,zhaodaoleyizhanghuangsefuzhi。
wowendao:「shizheigema?」
tandaozhangshuangyandengda:「zhengshiciwu,zheijiushisuohunfu,rensihoujirinei,takeyijiangrendelinghunsuozaizheigewuzinei。」
cishizhibojiandewangyoufeitengqilai【woqu,zhendeyoua,wohanmaodoushuqilaile,zheishijubenba!】
【zezeze,wogangcaishuoshenmelaizhe,wojiushuozheiweidaozhangyaoguadeneijixia,jiubuxiangpianzi。】
zaimeizhaodaofuqian,wokeyishuoheyiqiedoushitandaozhanggenjuqiaohe,xinkouhuzou。
kerujin,tabujinzhidaowozhibojianbuju,hainengjingzhundeshuochuhuangsefuzhideweizhi。
zongbuneng,shuozheifuzhishipingkongchuxiandeba。
woyeyouxiehaipa,wendao:「neirujin,wogaizenmezuo?」
tandaozhangwenhuida:「zhiyaozaitianliangzhiqianjielezheigefa,nibiankeanranwuyang。」
haosixiangdaoshenme,tandaozhanglianseyibian:「nideguimimeikanwomenzhiboba。」
shia,ruoshibeitatingdao,yidinghuizulanwojiefa。
wozhibozouhonghou,jiumailezheisishiliangtingdedafangzi。
yijianshizuozhibojian,lingyijianzuobangongshufang。
haishengliangjian,yijianzuoweiwodewoshi,lingyijianbianliujilejiangjinjin。
beitandaozhangzheimeshuo,woyouxiehoubeifaliang。
woxunsudenieshouniejiaopaodaojiangjinjinwumenkou。
fangmenjinbi,wuneiwuguang,zixitingting,haikeyitingdaojiangjiangjinjinwuneidehuxisheng。
woanzisonglekouqi,kuaisupaohuizhibojian。
kanzhetandaozhangxiaoshengshuo:「tayijingshuizhele。」
tandaozhangsonglekouqishuo:「neijiuhao,nixianzaiyaolikezhaodaozhenhunshi,tatashijiechucifadeguanjian。」
「kewosuanlejici,yesuanbuchutaju**zhi,zhizhitazaizheigefangzidedongnanjiao,haixuyaonizixidezhao。」
wodiandiantou,yilianyansudishuo:「wozhidaole。」
屋子东南角?
是我的卧室。
woxunsunazhezhiboshoujipaodaowoshi,yifangdacaojingshe,wozhidakaileshoujishoudiantong。
jiuzaiworenzhenfanzhaoshi,shenhouquechuanlailejiangjinjindeshengyin:「nizai,zhaoshenme?」
 
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                                直播鉴宝连麦道士